#like the math isn’t mathing
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if I had any kind of artistic prowess, I’d draw Clark with a mild ‘I’m about to wreck shop’ smile, grabbing at his hair, glasses halfway down his nose while helping Jon and Damian with their math homework.
“Pa, they want us to do it THIS way-“
“BUDDY. MATH IS M A T H.”
#calling Bruce like ‘ they invented a math that isn’t MATHING’#Superman’s one weakness? 4th grade algebra#dc#dc comics#clark kent#damian wayne#jon kent#I feel like dami and Jon invent formulas on the spot bc Clark cusses in like. extremely funny ways#‘who the hecking hell invented this darn numbers’#‘I’ll be damned as a senator I do not get this’#text
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Sometimes I think Dickkory should have like seven kids at least, biological and adopted, it just feels right their lives are literally full of life they are not setting still
#I know in my heart they will unofficially adopt som many like#You think their first kid was damian. Wrong. Their first half kid was gar.#He was a little too grown when they got him but it doesn’t mean he is not their kid on an emotional level#Then Damian then mar’i there is jake too but not sure of the order#Tim isn’t Tim is explicitly Dick’s brother. He is the uncle sorta#Dickkory#im going to find who are these kids are#Between kory’s fun and freeing personality and Dick’s responsible but fun mentor there is no way#The math isn’t mathing with them having 1-3 kids only#dick grayson#koriand'r#Kory#dc#Dickkory AU: married
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okay but luka experiencing so many time loops that it messes him up. having deja vu daily. he knows what people are going to say before they say them, does he just know them well or has he had this conversation before? he can’t always tell how many times today has happened. losing track of weeks. never knowing what day it is. getting stuck in loops because he doesn’t know how to move forward or is too scared of change. he has to be perfect because why shouldn’t he be, he can keep retrying until he is. why does he care if no one will remember after the loop resets. constantly relearning that there are consequences to his actions, or at least there should be. learning more about others than they could ever learn about him. he should be years older than he actually is
#I have a wip fic but’s it’s been months and it still isn’t done#I remember seeing a post years ago where someone did the math on adrien’s time loop#but imagine his only constant being that there will be a time loop#like he knows so much and no one knows#rewatched wishmaker the other day can you tell#luka couffaine#miraculous ladybug
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Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough#I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move#He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working#He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it#He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan?#Utterly hilarious#Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :)#Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now:#Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS#He’s trying to do his JOB#Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter#Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou#Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie#She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones#Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan#Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky)#Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL#He’s very tired and would like a nap now
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i stared at this until i hated it
part 1 part 2
#fanart#art#spn x dbda#supernatural#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn#charles rowland#edwin payne#i have like one or two more of these written out#i would love to hear your scenarios tho#also i just did the math on their 2025 ages#but the way i drew them they are definitely not in their 40s lmao#time isn’t real don’t worry about it
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Do I remember what drove me to draw this? No…
I drew this entirely off memory so I could very easily be forgetting some details.
But anywaysss. This scene is ingrained into my brain and so I decided to draw it. It has been so long since I’ve even read this demo.
I think I mostly just wanted to draw the expressions. Cuz I like drawing expressions.
[ @defiledheartsblog thank you for this scene. Always makes me smile when I recall it. ]
#defiled hearts if#hati mc#hati oc#Marcus#centurion Marcus#aodhnait#when you get caught shit talking and so you double down#I think yellow eyes isn’t an actual option for character customization#now that I think about it#she probably has green…#but I kinda like the idea of going with this wolf vibe…#and yellow is just a fun color#I’ll have to replay and double check#anyways#I’m procrastinating homework#have to write and essay and do math#but here I am drawing fanart for ifs#cuz that’s all I wanna do rn#lolll#wish me luck
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funfact I’m extremely susceptible to timetravel shenanigans. aus save me
#I made the mistake of reading how to fix a temporal mistake#and due to my history with the ninja turtles I immediately remembered that I wanted to do something similar#now I have emmet 18 years in the past. I don’t like him. I’m gonna hit him with sticks. emmet you are a prey animal#spenxer lou art#lou is an artist#submas#submas emmet#submas ingo#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#subway bosses#subway master emmet#subway master ingo#I mean I guess technically Ingo isn’t a subway boss in these yet. but who care. he will be#btw if you don’t want to do math. Ingo is 19#Emmet is 37#my hcs have Ingo missing for 8 years#Ingo and Emmie have been working at gear station since they were 18#also don’t look at ingo’s legs too hard on that first panel thing. authors thinly veiled hatred for drawing legs#BTW. AS ALWAYS. IF I FUCKED UP THE ALT IN ANY WAY PLEASE TELL ME. I WANT TO KNOW
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“Athena’s connection to that firehouse will be just as deep and just as personal as it was when Bobby was captain of it.” so like Probie Harry Grant.
#athena said he was 17 on doctor odyssey which means next season he’s 18.#which like the math there isn’t mathing but when has that ever stopped them#911 speculation#tv: 911
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Hate to be a Debby downer but am I the only person who read A Sea Change and liked it but was massively underwhelmed by how small it was?? Barely 70 pages for MY MATTHEW FAIRCHILD AND HIS ENDGAME??? I’d love Matthew and Sylvian so much together if we got more scenes developing them!!! I love Matthew so much, and his story in Careful of Books is the only one related to Shadowhunters but is somehow the SECOND SMALLEST STORY? I need more Matthew and Sylvian!!!!
#not to mention I hate the idea of Matthew thinking it’s a nice idea to visit his parabatai and the girl he ran away with and was ready to#bang one year ago WHILE THEY ARE ON THEIR HONEYMOON???? Matthew I love you but why? let the lovebirds enjoy their romance??#also we never hear anything about charlottes babies which makes no sense because they would be born by now and they DEF would’ve told math#Cassie said we find out who leads on the Fairchild line but that isn’t true unless it’s confirmed Sylvian is his endgame and it’s the twins#not to mention all the incredible journies Matthew has been on in this year but we hear about absolutely nothing#I love Sylvian for Matthew but I also honestly don’t see why they love each other other than the fact that they were both hot…#give me some more emotional and funny moments and flirtatious moments with Matthew!! what happened to Matthew Fairchild the shameless flirt?#It just makes no sense for me why the shadowhunter story in a kickstarter for SEASONS OF SHDOWHUNTERS is the shortest one#im sure a lot of yall will disagree and call me selfish for this but I love Matthew with all my heart#we were once promised a short collection of several novella (like gotsm) of Matthew’s travels right after COT#and we end up with less than 70 pages of a ship the entire fandom has been anticipating for YEARS. it’s sad.#the last hours#a sea change#a sea change spoilers#seasons of shadowhunters#cassandra clare#careful of books#careful of books spoilers#Matthew Fairchild#Sylvian verlac#Matthew Fairchild spoilers
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Just had a realization about Fairly OddParents: New Wish’s finale:
It’s centered around Hazel wishing her millionth wish but- a million is A LOT. Like A LOT A LOT
If we’re being generous and say Hazel has had Cosmo and Wanda for a whole year, 365 days, she would have to have made 2,739.7 WISHES EVERYDAY
Hazel rarely makes wishes! That’s what makes her different and a pretty interesting protagonist for this franchise, she tries to be independent and solve problems on her own. She makes like, 2 wish per episode, one main wish and one to undo the damages, maybe like 8 wishes if she wants to keep an act up like at Hotel Wellsington. She often goes about her everyday without making a wish! How is she averaging 2,700 wishes a day?? That’s 112 wishes per hour! 2 wishes for every minute of a year!
If it was Dev, yeah I can believe that. He keeps repeating wishes and would ask for magic to help with everything, I can see him wish bombing and knocking out 500 wishes in an hour (8 wishes/min). But Hazel? I feel like she’d feel bad asking for so much.
While I get why they didn’t go for the ‘keeping your fairies a secret for a whole year, here’s a muffin that grants any wish’ since they haven’t gotten to do a Christmas, Halloween, Easter or Hazel’s birthday episode yet. But that just makes thinking about the logistics of Hazel making 1,000,000 wishes all the more baffling.
It took Timmy years to reach 1,000,000 wishes (Poof existed when Timmy hit a million) and he wished willy nilly! Thats not even mentioning the whole million wish thing came from Timmy’s Secret Wish, aka the episode where it’s revealed Timmy wished for time to stay still for 50 years. It took Timmy more than 50 years to get a million. And it took Hazel a year or less???
#I am once again overthinking cartoon logic but I like math and it dawned on me how big a million was and I needed to get this out#I still love the reboot- this honestly isn’t a big deal- I didn’t even think twice about it when it was mentioned in the finale esp since#they established Cosmo and Wanda keep 100 wish coupon cards. but that means they went through 1 000 of those cards and that’s a big number#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#ghosttalks
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i’m supposed to be putting together a powerpoint teaching the other hr specialists at work how to do some Important Math but i CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT DISCIPLE SHEN YUAN
#the curse of autism come to haunt me#pls i have like Two Tasks left today and then i can spin that man around in my head like a 7-11 hot dog#the math isn’t even hard it’s just poorly explained in our bigass textbook#svsss#shen yuan#disciple shen yuan
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your art is beautiful im rly curious about your wc ocs as well!!! what happened to harpy?

Harpy’s injury was by an attempt to drown him on the day where he was supposed to become the leader, by the previous leader. (Leaders in greater way are known as crown holders.)
#my art#until it tastes like prey#harpy#screech#this story takes in a post apocalyptic world where humans have died out and everything is mutated but thst isn’t the focal point .#this story is about cats constantly discovering god but they do this to make sense of their place in the world#this story is about discovering about how infinitely small they all are…#anyway. harpy isn’t a main character. but he is important as he leads Greaterway’s clan.#one day I’ll get into detail! have you seen that post that tells you that math was constructed#by god just to show humanity how infinitely TINY they are compared to everything.. that math is so vast that it exists to act#as a complex form that reminds us that we are#fleshy disgusting tiny crying pissing puking digesting creatures that r inherently… just that#THATS WHAT THIS STORY IS I THINK… haha…#it’s post apocalyptic because these cats stare in the wake of the creations of humanity and it’s scary.#they can not make sense of it. and it’s really scary.#god.. waow.#greaterway#warriors oc
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I desperately want to draw but the way I have absolutely zero brain cells left and have only stared at a blank canvas since getting home is chipping away at my sanity

#Knox rambles#I WANNA THINK ABOUT HEDGEHOGS#I WANNA DRAW HEDGEHOGS#maybe i should try writing actually hmmmm#MY HEAD IS SO EMPTY WHERE’S ALL MY IDEAS COME BAAAAAK#I have socialized too much this week and it’s TUESDAY#honestly this isn’t so bad#it’s just mATH WAILS#anyway i miss sonic I’ve been listening to frontiers playlist the what’s it called I’m here or something?? it’s really good a banger i#really like that song 10/10
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catboy 239 should not be a math major.
#at Canada’s n1 uni u can get in and still have to look up isosceles triangle <3#this is why I didn’t get into Waterloo.#(the uni I go to isn’t n1 for math it’s like n3. n1 generally though. rising through ranks fast too. we’ll see.)#(you guys are now getting the tag rambles main’s been getting ill be quiet now ^_^ sry)
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Doodle dump from the last ~3 months of learning procreate !!





#the first sad penguin was just because a friend of mine needed a sad emote on discord#the second is because that friend said she’d make a penguin do math/taxes no matter how cute#the clodsire is because a friend named his clodsire ‘Sir E Clod’ and I thought it was funny#the axolotl is just because I wanted to draw that big placid smile#(it also has colors inspired by both Rivulet RW and Mudkip)#and then Slugthing is just Slugthing. some kind of slugthing . who knows why#yes these are all on the same canvas and all tiny . I think it’s funny (and kind of lowers the pressure bc the canvas isn’t empty)#enleafy art#just leafy art seemed too general ?? like my stuff could show up in a fandom or smth#also I tried to put appropriate alt text ! lemme know if it needs more or less description#wow tag novel. teehee
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sometimes i have to remind myself that i’m not the only nerd in my family we’re just nerdy in different ways
my mom majored in history and has a masters in library science
my dad used to play dnd, taught us catan, and showed us the star wars movies
my sister is reading the dictionary. i’m not kidding. also she likes math
and i nonstop rotate the cast of dropout in my head
#last time i talked to my sister she was on the letter e#not sure where she is now#i should ask my dad if he’s read the lord of the rings cause i kinda want to#dropout isn’t my only nerd thing i also like star wars and video games and read a lot#i don’t like math but i am good at it#my sister is a freak for liking it#nerd family#nerd#dropout tv#dimension 20#dungeons and dragons#bg3#nerds#nerd shit#book nerd
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