#like the fancy cheese

[losersclublol]

JUST GIVE ME STANPAT DOING GROWN UP THINGS PLEASE

[bananonbinary]

sometimes autism food issues is like "everything except plain pasta tastes disgusting" and sometimes its like you eat a new food, and its delicious, and filling, and even pretty healthy, but then 4 hours later your body is 1000% sure you just ate a plate full of poison.

[platonicau]

crackfic rinezha modern!au where rin runs a cooking blog on the side and nezha is living alone for the first time in his life trying to cook and he keeps leaving comments with diabolical ingredient replacements ('can i replace the peaches with carrots?') and rin loses her shit everytime she gets a notification

[fly-the-pattern]

[chamerionwrites]

People are going to call me ungrateful for this but on my personal list of petty pet peeves I absolutely despise being gifted tchotchkes. I’ve lived most of my adulthood in apartments with limited storage space and I hate waste. Please please please PLEASE just get me a gift card or a food item or nothing at all idc how impersonal or unoriginal it feels to you

[t00thpasteface]

also i said what i thought was a witty one-liner at dinner and my brother's boyfriend just muttered "bazinga" under his breath without even looking up and i'm suing for ego damages

[vultures-and-scavengers]

there's so many ~rules~ around fancy dinners, the courses, the silver you use, names for foods you might never have heard, and i imagine its far worse in orlais, where everything is over the top and meant to be seen and judged.

and josephine and leliana can navigate that fine, and depending on the inquisitor (especially trevelyans), i imagine they can handle themselves.

which leaves the last member of the leadership quartet, who spent the first 13 years of his life eating rural ferelden fare and then spent the next 16-17 years likely eating in mess halls between duties.

and how do you then represent the inquisition in a world where you are the outsider and everything about the world you are stepping foot in is meant to keep you and other commoners out? when this world is the one that plays with the lives of commoners like toys?

[dr-gaytorius]

Science museum and maybe a picnic today:)

[imadhatt3r]

What if James is only seeing stuff like the monsters and the Otherworld because he's been huffing spores of the black mold that covers every single surface in this town

[homoerotisch]

made what i can only describe as a mountain of pasta that i will be consuming all by myself while enjoying some higher culture (pokémon youtube videos)

[fish-bowl-2]

Edd is alright at cooking, but I KNOW he could make a mean charcuterie board.

[axemetaphor]

I was sober, now I'm drunk again I'm in trouble and in love, again

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

The Other Q decided to marry my goblin ass so who’s fault is it he’s gotta deal with me eating shredded cheese late at night huh???

Goofball

[bisexualbaibe]

this man cornered me when we were alone in the back again and insisted i explain why i never responded to him and i pulled up a polite explanation and rejection in spanish and he backed off but today he purposefully messed up my order :(

[corpus-chorus]

y'all ever see a post that unlocks some visceral memory or feeling and you start writing an entire novel about it in the tags and then you get to the end and it turns out you don't actually care about sharing it, you just needed a random tumblr post to write blindly into like a victorian diary