#fancy like

[fly-the-pattern]

[allkindsofhot]

Sam Allen Is So Hot! 😍😋🔥

[helpimpossesed]

me and my friend making a song about how broken we are bc we dance:

"yeah we fancy like extra bones in our feee-eeet"

"Got that broken knees and... what"

"Hmm"

"POLIO BEES"

[flawless-imperfections]

yeah we fancy like Applebees on a date night

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

ok but what if we normalize having a party where you dress up & are the center of attention & all your friends congratulate you on your divorce. more unhappy couples would hurry up and pull the plug, i will bet you

[homeofwyrm]

They are ordering you execution probably.

Trying to add colors to stuff now, sometimes

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: August 2, 2021

Lyrics:

Ayy

My girl is bangin'

She's so low maintenance

Don't need no champagne poppin' entertainment

Take her to Wendy's

Can't keep her off me

She wanna dip me like them fries in her Frosty

But every now and then when I get paid

I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade (ayy)

Ayy, ayy, ayy

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night

Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake

Get some whipped cream on the top too

Two straws, one check, girl, I got you

Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam

Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home

Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)

That's how we do, how we do, fancy like, oh

Fancy like, oh

Fancy like, oh

Fancy like, oh

Uh, don't need no Tesla (don't need no Tesla) to impress her (to impress her)

My girl is happy rollin' on a Vespa (there she go)

Don't need no mansion (ooh) to get romancin' (woo)

She's super fine, double wide, slow dancin' (slow dancin')

But every now and then when I get paid

I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade

Ayy, ayy, ayy

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night (that's right)

Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake (ayy)

Get some whipped cream on the top too (gotta add that whipped cream)

Two straws, one check, girl, I got you (girl, I got you)

Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam (styrofoam)

Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home (all the way home)

Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)

That's how we do, how we do, fancy like

My new, clean blue jeans without the holes in 'em

Country kisses on my lips without the Skoal in 'em

Yeah, she probably gon' be keeping some Victoria's Secrets

Maybe a little Maybelline but she don't need it

In the kitchen light radio slows down

Boxed wine and her up-do goes down

Songwriter:

Ayy

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night (that's right)

Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake (ayy)

Get some whipped cream on the top too (gotta add that whipped cream)

Two straws, one check, girl, I got you

Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam (styrofoam)

Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home (all the way home)

Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)

That's how we do, how we do, fancy like

Walker Hayes / Shane Pittman / Cameron Michael Bartolini / Joshua Jenkins Cole

SongFacts:

👉📖

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[moonilit]

Aerith weapons in Rebirth just look like some Curtain Rods

I think Aerith might have breaking into rich people houses and stealing their rods

[lanaluuart]

Dorian greatly approves.

[leavemebetosleep]

you can always tell when a fluttercord shipper is a monster fucker bc they draw them like this. (tiny, cartoony Fluttershy vs large, detailed Discord). I say this with love and adoration

[maroisedot]

tehee~

[mykindacanon]

Old man Kremington and his totally ironic caregiver for life, Gideon.

[thegreendiamondart]

Narinder’s April Fools prank on the bishops

Im slightly iffy on my design for Nari when he’s a god. I might tweak it so there can be a tiny bit more gold included.

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