#Fancy like

[fly-the-pattern]

[helpimpossesed]

me and my friend making a song about how broken we are bc we dance:

"yeah we fancy like extra bones in our feee-eeet"

"Got that broken knees and... what"

"Hmm"

"POLIO BEES"

[angstymilfy]

Brie is gross and so is most of that stuff 👆🏻

I’m more of a “sweet red paired with the little sargento balanced breaks” kinda gal. Especially this kind 👇🏻those things are addictive as hell.

A very nice wine and cheese pairing chart, from winetasting.com.

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)

which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.

luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.

why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.

vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.

then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.

which then require months of further specialized treatment.

the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage

vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.

the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!

it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!

which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s

Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.

today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar

if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

(src)

[homeofwyrm]

They are ordering you execution probably.

Trying to add colors to stuff now, sometimes

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: August 2, 2021

Lyrics:

Ayy

My girl is bangin'

She's so low maintenance

Don't need no champagne poppin' entertainment

Take her to Wendy's

Can't keep her off me

She wanna dip me like them fries in her Frosty

But every now and then when I get paid

I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade (ayy)

Ayy, ayy, ayy

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night

Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake

Get some whipped cream on the top too

Two straws, one check, girl, I got you

Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam

Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home

Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)

That's how we do, how we do, fancy like, oh

Fancy like, oh

Fancy like, oh

Fancy like, oh

Uh, don't need no Tesla (don't need no Tesla) to impress her (to impress her)

My girl is happy rollin' on a Vespa (there she go)

Don't need no mansion (ooh) to get romancin' (woo)

She's super fine, double wide, slow dancin' (slow dancin')

But every now and then when I get paid

I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade

Ayy, ayy, ayy

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night (that's right)

Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake (ayy)

Get some whipped cream on the top too (gotta add that whipped cream)

Two straws, one check, girl, I got you (girl, I got you)

Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam (styrofoam)

Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home (all the way home)

Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)

That's how we do, how we do, fancy like

My new, clean blue jeans without the holes in 'em

Country kisses on my lips without the Skoal in 'em

Yeah, she probably gon' be keeping some Victoria's Secrets

Maybe a little Maybelline but she don't need it

In the kitchen light radio slows down

Boxed wine and her up-do goes down

Songwriter:

Ayy

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night (that's right)

Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake (ayy)

Get some whipped cream on the top too (gotta add that whipped cream)

Two straws, one check, girl, I got you

Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam (styrofoam)

Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home (all the way home)

Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)

That's how we do, how we do, fancy like

Walker Hayes / Shane Pittman / Cameron Michael Bartolini / Joshua Jenkins Cole

SongFacts:

👉📖

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[maroisedot]

tehee~

[thegreendiamondart]

Narinder’s April Fools prank on the bishops

Im slightly iffy on my design for Nari when he’s a god. I might tweak it so there can be a tiny bit more gold included.

Versions without text and blur!

[leavemebetosleep]

you can always tell when a fluttercord shipper is a monster fucker bc they draw them like this. (tiny, cartoony Fluttershy vs large, detailed Discord). I say this with love and adoration

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[be-an-echo]

✨ girl dad Joel ✨

made for @kokureno

[notherpuppet]

Pajama Al

[flawless-imperfections]

yeah we fancy like Applebees on a date night

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Archery Nemesis.

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