#ryo rambles

[corpus-chorus]

goddamn I missed the "live" part of this. The emotional whiplash was wild

[ryoko-akari]

Hehe I got to use the typewriter at work today >:3

The comedy of typing on this while listening to TMA and knowing my job title is literally "Head Archivist" is not lost on me.

Neither is it that I have this dictation machine in my cubicle.

[ryobitheaxololt]

TMNT - MUTATE!

Thats right! A new TMNT fan iteration made by me!

About:

An iteration where four turtle brothers have to fight monsters and the foot like always, dealing with their problems and living in the sewers while they discover new things! The four brothers are different from eachother, Raph and Mikey arre the youngest and are Mississippi Map turtles, Donnie is a Western Painted Turtle and the Middle Child, and Leo is a Yellow-bellied Slider and the oldest! They will discover themselves and the World around them along eachother and Master Splinter!

WARNINGS: Angst, Blood, Daddy issues, family problems, and more to be added, but for now Just those!

References of the turtles:

Tags:

tmnt mutate : General Tag

tmnt mutate leo, donnie, raph, mikey, splinter, april : Tag of the characthers

tmnt mutate lore : Lore of the iteration

tmnt mutate angst : Angst of the au all here

[ryolightswan]

Ignore the caption in the pic but I was mourning the loss of my sketchbook yesterday and remembered I saved every page from it on my ipad and why is this some trademark smile my ocs keep doing 💀

[sunscarredangel]

yes i have the kaeya skin already YES i am proud of myself and YES i am going to be an insane bitch about it for the next three weeks

[corpus-chorus]

As a man, Sacher-Masoch cannot lose anything in the estimation of his cultured fellow-beings simply because he was afflicted with an anomaly of his sexual feelings. As an author, he suffered severe injury so far as the influence and intrinsic merit of his work is concerned, for so long and whenever he eliminated his perversion from his literary efforts he was a gifted writer, and as such would have achieved real greatness had he been actuated by normally sexual feelings.

I love that the psychiatrist's response was basically "yeah, well, he's a guy, so he'll be fine, and maybe he'll stop being such a trash author"

learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

[corpus-chorus]

look if i see you on my dash rn i'm booping you

[ryoko-akari]

Today I learned about a fun little old Batman villain called the "KGBeast" from the 80s, who was also known as "The Deadliest Man Alive"

Guys. I need you, nay beg you to look at this design.

I am on my knees begging the incredible artists of the SaF fandom please. Please see my vision here.

Thank you for your time

[ryobitheaxololt]

Thinking about something

TMNT- Iteration but:

Donnie is the middle child and 0 patience turtle

Mikey is silly but he is an overthinker with big imagination

Raph is calm most of the time and has a kitty

Leo is the leader like always but he is Splints least favorite child

May i add

RAPH + MIKEY BEING TWINS

[corpus-chorus]

op i just wanna talk

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[gremlingirlsmell]

look at this Ryo

[ambulancie]

I see your “ship so good one of them died” and I raise you

“ship so good one of them killed the other”

[rooftopdaigos]

a lil thing

[corpus-chorus]

op getting destroyed in the notes for not including y'all. country nerds rise UP

[ame-to-ame]

extremely self indulgent btr doodles <3

once again drawing the band members mostly from memory;;

[corpus-chorus]

I am sobbing, my extremely normie middle-aged brother just texted me asking if he could ask me an awkward question and then it was

He wants me to contact the council of gays to cancel someone i'm