#like sir what are you doing

[here-comes-the-moose]

I can’t get over how for a good chunk of Season 3 Crosshair is trying to convince Omega, his brothers, and himself that he’s a bad guy and should be left behind, allowed to sacrifice himself, etc. and the whole time all anyone is seeing is this:

[icewaterforicequeen]

Lena the "housekeeper"

Before Kendra arrives at Fablehaven, we see her internal monologue theorizing that maybe Grandpa Sorenson is secretly divorced and that's why Ruth is never around.

Then Kendra gets to the house and finds out that her grandfather has an unrelated pretty old lady living in the same house as him. I mean, it turned out innocent, but I would have had some *thoughts*

[zeroalexandro]

So- yeah, "Dangerous" got me dancing and shouting and cheering the whole song, and yes, I pretty much didn't see a single shit during neither "I'm not sorry for loving you", "Get in the water" or the first part of "Six hundred strike" 'cause my tears were all over mi faces and ofc the whole: "How will you slept at night?" "Next to my wife" was the most badass shit I have seeing in a really long while-

BUT can we talk about the comeback of some lyrics like- I know how the fact that some phrases and melodies gets repeated in a future occasion, BUT THE MOMENTS THEY CHOOSE???? Like- you have Ody thanking Hermes again just for Hermes strike with a: "Don't thank me friend" again???

Don't get me started with the begging of "Dangerous" and the comeback of "Full Speed Ahead" and the painfully silence that that part is- 'cause bro why???

And that moment- that moment when Poseidon says: Now you'll never get back; and Ody just turn to see him and the freaking music changes to the begging of "Different Beast" like- bro??? Talk me about that please???

Look- Idk what Jorge does for having such immaculate timing and devilish mind to create the most heartbreaking and breathtaking but I need him to both never stop and also have some compassion 'cause my heart it is not going to survive at this rate

[the-galactic-catt]

bro i am so fucking screwed, tell me why did i just dream of my childhood crush calling me out on my abandonment issues 😭

[pleasesetmywagononfire]

Anyone else’s theatre teachers make the whole class lay on the floor in the dark and then try to hypnotize yall?

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[panevanbuckley]

"if you are going to take each other out, make sure it's for dinner not a race." crofty not-so-secretly joining the landoscar hype??!

[heyimkana]

Sung Jinwoo by Tomoko Sudo 🐐

[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

everyone: you’re in love with your best friend

buck: he’s straight 🙄🙄🙄

everyone:…………….that’s not a no

[fanfiction-obsession]

So story time. I’m on a competitive weightlifting team (for fun) and that means I spend a lot of time around many very straight men (which truly could be its own story series) but today we had some downtime and were bored so we were talking about opinions we have on shows and one of them turns to me and goes, “I bet you have some really good Phineas and Ferb takes,” because I am nothing if not, incredibly predictable. So I gave some of my milder hot takes (because I did not know how safe the space was) and he goes, “cool, mine is that Perry and Doof are in love with each other.”

Y’ALL. THE WAY I SWIVELED AROUND SO FAST. Like I need you guys to understand this is a man who does Olympic-style weightlifting at the national level, has a full beard, and religiously eats a pound of beef a day to meet his protein goals. I was like Owen what the fuck and he was just sitting next to me, grinning, and watching me vibrate at a speed known only to autistics as I struggled to string together two coherent thoughts that weren’t holyshitholyshitholyshit.

And when I finally managed to get a thought together I expressed how shocked I was, and this man just goes, “well of course I ship them, I’ve seen the show.”

[hms-melodrama]

I feel like Jared Harris needs to win the hot guy tournament solely based upon the following quote by him in a recent Guardian article:

[glitterghost]

Vessel thinking anyone could ever forget him? Sir, you are permanently etched into all our ears, minds, and hearts. Like fuck, I don't think anyone could forget you even if they wanted to.

[edekyll]

yeah I’d trust him with my life

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[ananxiousgenz]

noel: *starts talking about the horrifying, manipulative ruler of the dreamlands, the Great Old One Who Will Drive You Mad*

arthur, john, and the entire audience: