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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 2 months ago

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Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.

He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:

Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.

Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.

If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.

If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.

Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.

Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.

#his shack is basically his big ass pet- they have a weird bond thing going on <3 #if the house is fed- so is Stanley and vice versa #also I need you guys to know that my dumbass already developed lore for this AU even tho it was supposed to be a small one because ofc I di #BASICALLY this guy is NOT Stanford's twin. like at all.#Stanford was born an only child that went to uni fine and came to gravity falls where he met “The Mimic” aka Stan #and Ford was fascinated by Stan and wanted to study him- while the latter was just like: omg friend!!#and Stan's way of showing his love as a Mimic was to replicate Ford's appearance EXACTLY to show that he cares and loves him #because in Mimic love language being able to imitate a human PERFECTLY down to every detail is an impressive show of attentiveness and care #Ofc Ford was thrilled by the awesomeness of this (*cough* nerd) but was also like: so how tf do I explain this extra clone of me that #sticks by my side like a barnacle #so the twin theory was made- Ford made Stan tweak his appearance just a little so that it doesn't look too uncannily similar to himself #and then Stan learned more about humans and came to adopt a persona himself #this is actually a way more silly AU than my other one because Ford- Stan and everyone else are straight up just chilling here #welp!#gravity falls #gravity falls au #Mimic Stan AU #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #stanford pines #ford pines #the mystery shack #mystery shack #mimics #tw scopophobia #tw body horror #tw gore #my art

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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they want to talk about mental illness and acceptance and how everyone is a little ocd it's cute and quirky and their "intrusive thoughts" are about cutting their hair off and you say yours are about taking a razorblade to your eye and they say ew can you not and everyone is a little adhd sometimes! except if you're late it's a personality flaw and it's because you are careless and cruel (and someone else with adhd mentions they can be on time, so why can't you?) and it's not an eating disorder if it's girl dinner! it's not mania if it's girl math! what do you mean you blew all of your savings on nonrefundable plane tickets for a plane you didn't even end up taking. what do you mean that you are afraid of eating. get over it. they roll their little lips up into a sneer. can you not, like, trauma dump?

they love it on them they like to wear pieces of your suffering like jewels so that it hangs off their tongue in rapiers. they are allowed to arm-chair diagnose and cherrypick their poisons but you can't ever miss too many showers because that's, like, "fuckken gross?" so anyone mean is a narcissist. so anyone with visual tics is clearly faking it and is so cringe. but they get to scream and hit customer service employees because well, i got overwhelmed.

you keep seeing these posts about how people pleasers are "inherently manipulative" and how it's totally unfair behavior. but you are a people pleaser, you have an ingrained fawn response. in the comments, you have typed and deleted the words just because it is technically true does not make it an empathetic or kind reading of the reaction about one million times. it is technically accurate, after all. you think of catholic guilt, how sometimes you feel bad when doing a good deed because the sense of pride you get from acting kind - that pride is a sin. the word "manipulation" is not without bias or stigma attached to it. many people with the fawn response are direct victims of someone who was malignantly manipulative. calling the victims manipulative too is an unfair and unkind reading of the situation. it would be better and more empathetic to say it is safety-seeking or connection-seeking behavior. yes, it can be toxic. no, in general it is not intended to be toxic. there is no reason to make mentally ill people feel worse for what we undergo.

you type why is everyone so quick to turn on someone showing clear signs of trauma but you already know the fucking answer, so what's the point of bothering. you kind of hate those this is what anxiety looks like! infographics because at this point you're so good at white-knuckling through a severe panic attack that people just think you're stoic. even people who know the situation sometimes comment you just don't seem depressed. and you're not a 9 year old white kid so there's no way you're on the spectrum, you're not obsessed with trains and you were never a good mathematician. okay then.

mental illness is trending. in 2012 tumblr said don't romanticize our symptoms but to be fair tiktok didn't exist yet. there's these series of videos where someone pretends to be "the most boring person on earth" and is just being a normal fucking person, which makes your skin crawl, because that probably means you are boring. your friend reads aloud a profile from tinder - no depressed bitches i fucking hate that mental illness crap. your father says that medication never actually works.

you still haven't told your grandmother that you're in therapy. despite everything (and the fact it's helping): you just don't want her to see you differently.

#writeblr #warm up #to be clear let me state again: i think you should id however you fucking want if it helps you seek peace #but there is a HUGE difference between being like '.... im undiagnosed but i think i might be X'#and a person who is like ''omg my intrusive thoughts made me buy a birkin!!!''#babe mine made me throw up bc they disgusted me so much <3 #mine made me hurt myself evenly. even when i wanted to stop. i have had to put my hand on the stove MULTIPLE TIMES #and again i'd rather have 10000 people get help for something they don't need help for #than have 1 kid NOT get help #but there has GOTTTTT to be a middle ground here #bc at this point it isn't ''raising awareness''#it's . fucking misinformation. and ''what this picture says about you!!!!!''#& yes! im mostly talkin about ppl who are actually disgusted and offended by signs of mental illness #but use it to defend THEIR actions #like babe you hate when kids start yelling in the walmart? but you YOuRSELF can yell?#you are depressed so it's fine you were cruel to your spouse?#but if your spouse spends too much time in bed she's a lazy fuck?#your partner needs to do everything for you bc of your history in trauma? but when SHE has needs she's being clingy and gross?#HUGE difference here between whom i think most of my followers are btw. like #all it takes is fucking anyyyy empathy or kindness . like.#anyway it's hard to explain im hoping we all know the person im talking about lol

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watmalik · 3 months ago

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Poolverine out of context…either they have a pain kink or they just like getting tied up…or both? Let’s do both.

#poolverine #also can I rant on something more like about someone…#Hugh jackman sir youre killing us here #why is a 55 year old is ummmm I cant say what I want to say but omg why #op is having an existential crisis like??? do I like older men or its just a HUGE ACKMAN thing #pls let it be the latter bc im 23 and I having a mid mid life crisis ohhhh #thirsting on main again I deserve jail time #I'm going in an apology tour #anyways Ryan Reynolds looks good too ig/s #youre doing amazing sweetie #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #Logan x wade #deadclaws #hugh jackman #ryan reynolds #Logan def had one…sir I know what happened with jean l

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billysgirllol · 4 months ago

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"no..." she quickly interjected, "that isn't what i meant. i meant i-" i was just trying to say, i'm scared to lose you. but the words get caught in her throat when this sudden announcement he's leaving bombards her out of nowhere and causes bambi eyes to go wide. like a deer caught in headlights, all that she registers from that is he's going far away from here. "what? you're leavin'? here?" it was a shock, because of the way they'd grown up together. they always said their calling was their love for horses and all l.ucy g.ray has ever known b.illy b.onney as this cute little cowboy since the first second she saw him. even though, they both had expressed love for performing arts. it just didn't seem like everything was right in the world if billy was anything other than dedicated to his love for horses and being on their farms. like her. they had talked about it so many times, she just didn't expect this giant twist to erupt out of nowhere. "i mean... that's... that's wonderful. i'm proud and real happy for you." she always knew he was exceptionally smart and this is an amazing opportunity, she wasn't selfish. but they were like peanut butter and jelly, inseparable, attached at the hip. she wasn't grasping how she was just going to not have him around anymore. "if that's where you're goin'... why did you do that anyway?" kiss her. wasn't that just cruel? what if she hadn't had fear of ruining their bond and acted on what her heart really wanted to do? what then? he was just going to abandon her?

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#are we going to mix this verse in with our hs verse we had too? or🤔#if so- this could just be the events AFTER hs has ended for them #so it could be easier to keep up with?? but also ! its ok if u would like to do a whole separate verse for that too !! just suggesting-#things and also wondering myself what u had in mind !#dont be afraid to say no bc im good with either <3 #also i love how these are the words that she'll never get out until she sees him again omg :))) pain. weeping. throwing up !!#lucygraysboy

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mintypsii · 5 months ago

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PENlS EXPLOSION SPELLLLLLL

more of them because they won't get out of my head

version without the text

#op #one piece #sanuso #usosan #sogesoba #usopp #sanji #sogeking #sobamask #soba mask #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #art #mintart #my art #fun fact i hate how this turned out and i am never colouring like this ever again in my life EVER #sketching it was fun tho :3 except for when i did this cool pose for soge and then i had to COVER IT WITH HIS CLOAK #RGKHKJFSLD #ive been thinking about them............... over and over and over............. THEYRE SO LAME YET SO SILLY #sogeking talks different obv but eng isnt mmy first language so i hope i conveyed the vibe properly lol bhkfjs #is shant a word . who knows. knowing usopp tho he would make up words to sound cool hes just like me fr #sobbbbing it's criminal that there isn't more sogesoba content or at least content of them together omg #the strawhat superheroes....... theyre literally the sun and moon too (sobas crescent hair and soges sun mask)#also for the angst another ship name could be mask king which sounds like masking because theyre maassskkingggggg themselves yayyyy #masking to become a 'better' version of themselves ough #ok i might do something with that sometime hehe

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meamiiikiii · 5 months ago

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[reverse entry AU]

so glad the work week is over!

no more meetings!

what do you mean its only tuesday.

#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #reverse entry au #isat modern office au #isat spoilers #<- not REALLY but its blink and u miss it tbh #and is hardly legible #and probably doesnt make much sense as a spoiler for regular isat tbf #its more of a spoiler if u know the spoiler from isat to begin with????????#i think i am starting to confuse myself on if this is really a spoiler ASFASDAFRA #inspired by my week so far thumbs up #sometimes u end up in too many meetings about the same subject and wonder why you are even here #proceed to zone out till hear key words #tune in and respond #then continue zoning out #omg just like beloved indie game in stars and timeeeee #for legal reasons that is an exaggerated explanation to further enhance the joke thumbs up part 2 #alternative takes that build on this same idea include #staring at computer screen in general trying to remember what you were doing #or silently judging a computer program for freezing on you for the seventh time in the past twenty minutes #or just staring blankly at the screen in general as people do yanno thumbs up part 3 #oh also to note yea this is not in the office lmao #modern times means sometimes you also get to have wfh days yippeeee so siffrin is in his apartment #the star is probably sitting in the kitchen next to the flavor tree at this moment in time dont worry about it aha #WAIT i just realized i forgor the shine in siffrins eyes OOPS #actually wait nvm this is fine it adds to this i think HAHAHA #okay tag talk over !!!!

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jade-len · 10 months ago

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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons'#and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that'#and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?'#i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

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tommygettingwrittenoff · 3 months ago

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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head #if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already #or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings #or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound #and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable #things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club #or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married #basically #eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so #he had nothing to really compare it to #but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie #eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them #however #buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting #eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi #they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #get him out of there #let eddie free so he can finally have game #omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive #you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween

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hyunfelix · 20 days ago

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HAPPY LEEHAN DAY !

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pixelatedraindrops · 6 months ago

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Yuma Month Day 1: Partners

I think they should snuggle :3

#Yuma Month 2024 #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #yuma kokohead #shinigami #yumagami #kokogami #pixeldoodles #my art #omg look he's not sick no waaay LOL #I love yuma too much to not at least try to participate #probably won’t do every day but I’ll do as many as I can #they will likely be simple doodles like this c:#but yeah LET THEM HUG #i love when protagonists hug their little mascot partners <3 #my sizing for shinigami is so inconsistent ORZ

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kwyoz · 5 months ago

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the fact mostly everybody is upset with the style of the new trailer and im just like YIPPEE

#i feel so out of place rn #i thought it looked nice #a little goofy with some characters but it is NOT as cartoony as most people claim #'its overwatch style!1111!!!' im gonna to skin you alive #somebody was upset that varric was in it but not fenris and im like bro #i want him in it too but BFFR #why would they NOT use varric lol?#the introductions and shit were kind of goofy and stuff but omg #these mfers are acting like thats the ENTIRE game #i was trying to avoid leaks for the game but tbh #unless theyve changed the art style since the leaked screenshots it doesnt look the same to me #AND THERES BIG FUCKING TEXT AT THE BOTTOM THAT SAYS 'GAME ENGINE FOOTAGE. NOT ALL IMAGES APPEAR IN GAME'#maybe i really do like all the games in a series that everybody else hates lol #tlou 2. borderlands 3. dragon age inquisiton.#and now probably dragon age the veilguard lol #kwyoz.txt #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #dragon age dreadwolf

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meltedmush · 4 months ago

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how long does it take you to draw your sketches/doodles? also do you have any tips to draw faster? 🙇‍♀️

I generally take 30 - 60 minutes a sketch,,,, but honestly really depends on how detailed it is.

Like a Chibi will be done in 20 - 25 minutes (Counting in the extra time I spend on minute details like a perfectionist 😭)

I for some reason really like spending egregious amounts of time on random objects too??? Unless it’s the in the background, I’ll spend 40 minutes refining it.

Random characters that are fully colored and rendered with take like 80 minutes.

The comics take usually take an hour or two per page. (If I decide to cross hatch it, my entire day will be gone with 4 pages… so I’ve been trying to find shortcuts. But not without sacrificing the quality for time lol)

I don’t think there’s any trick or magic to drawing faster. It’s really about weaponizing your artistic knowledge, and finding what’s comfortable or convenient for you!

There was a period of time where I would spend 11 or 12 hours on an illustration, and it wASS UGLYYYYY. (Some of these artworks are still available on my tumblr,,, but it’s SO LONG AGO, AND IT WAS MY 1ST OR 2ND YEAR GETTING INTO DIGITAL ART)

Overtime I learned what worked best for me, and practiced till I felt more comfortable with what I was drawing. Eventually I managed to shorten the time to 4 hours or less! Ambition was my biggest enemy but at the same time my biggest motivator. (And it still is LMFAO) 😭

EDIT (bit more to my way too long tangent): ALSO??? BRO DON’T BE AFRAID TO USE YOUR MESSY SKETCH AS LINEART OR DRAW ON TOP OF IT. I’VE DONE IT FOR YEARS NOW AND IT ADDS SUCH A GOOD EXTRA BIT OF TEXTURE,, AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN USE LINE-ART ANY MORE UNLESS IT’S A COMMISSION,, (IT’LL ADD LIKE AN 2-4 HOURS TO MY WORK)

#mushyrt #asks #that word minute bothers me so much #I look at it and want to refer to it as the time minute #this sketch took about 3 minutes when it should’ve been 1 minute #BUT I WAS SO HYPERFIXATED ON THE EYESSS #i say these pretty words #but THE REAL TIP IS HONESTLY THE LASSO TOOL #LASSO TOOL IS THE BEST #IT’S MY FAVORITE TOOL FOR MAKING BACKGROUNDS OR QUICK SHADING OR COLORING #OR ALSO THE MASK TOOL #TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM #THEY’RE SO GOOD #Procreate mask tool kinda sucksss #SO USE ALPHA LOCK IF YOU ARE A CONFIDENT PERSON #OR NOT AFRAID TO F**K UP #Bro I sometimes draw on 1 layer and use alpha lock and my friends look at me like I’m a menace #BUT IT!S USEFULLLL AND SO EASY #This little tangent definitely should’ve been my answer for the ‘how much do you draw’ question #but I’ve been thinking about it for a long time #AND I’M A MANIAC WHEN IT COMES TO DRAWING 😭😭#even if you rob me of a paper or pencil I WILL FIND A WAY TO DRAW #I WILL SCRATCH INTO YOUR SHIRT AND ROCKS AND MAKE AN ARTWORK OUT OF WATER OR CAT FUR #YOU WILL NOT DEPRIVE ME OF MY CREATIVE ENDEAVORS #This didn’t stick out to me until one of my friends said ‘omg ofc she’s drawing’ under her breath #like I spend every second of free time I have drawing unless I find something else interesting #The only time I’m not drawing is when I’m on the toilet or doing random everyday stuff #I forgot to talk about this but greyscale to color is insanely useful too; it teaches you different values while also being super fast #i tend to use greyscale to color when I do a BW sketch I end up liking #TL;DR - Lasso Tool + Layer Mask + Alpha Lock + Sketch as lineart

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dorkfruit · 4 months ago

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red sea but.... as yuris ?

#used to be a big fan of watgbs back in like. 2014 #my art #procreate #wadanohara and the great blue sea #watgbs #mogeko #salwada #watgbs sal #syakesan #wadanohara #remembered i used to be rly into this ship years ago and then was like . oh maybe i should draw it #but yuris bc <3 i like wamen #its so late i need to be in bed bc i have work booooo but i wanted to finish the last sketch #anyways ik hes got a canon genderbend design but im like. he needs to be like. more skrunkly.#hes skrunkly as a guy why cant he be skrunkly as a girl #and yea shes still fittna lay down that shark dick dont worry abt it #watgbs spoilers #/ tw dubcon #omg i remember salwada used to be a big TW tag too they used to spam the tag of that ship bc people hated it #what a throwback!!#the problematic yuri potential is so big in watgbs if u squint and do whatever u want

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wonderlandsakura · 2 months ago

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Ok for some reason my brain is hyper focusing on Johnlock again like I won't regret it 2-3 business days from now when I come out of it with 5 new open AO3 tabs (out of my already 156 open AO3 tabs not counting other unfinished/unread fic/fic I've not caught up on, full disclosure) for fic that I probably won't finish reading and/or while being unable to find the. Very Specific. fic I want to read and just having like an open half-filtered tab... But Anyway.

Here's a Very Rare Johnlock Post from me lol

Imagine after all the seasons are over and Johnlock are old and have finally talked about their feelings and properly, actually, gotten officially together

(and subsequently gotten married in like 2 months cause Sherlock filled out the paperwork while John was not actually at home and then actually having a discussion about it when John finds out it happened cause Sherlock casually mentions it and actually agrees after Sherlock mentions (read: steamrolls over him, anxiously) them practically already being married by common law and just officialising it for the tax benefits... they only have a proper wedding, maybe on their/an anniversary when Mrs Hudson finds out probably 6 months later or sth and complains,, but I've gone on a tangent again)

Anyway Rosie is a teenager, with after-school activities and a phone.

I'm just imagining Sherlock dragging John out on a murder case (read: date) and deciding to feed him midway through (like always, tbh,, sth sth that post about feeding the depressed man that tends to forget to eat but I digress)

So Rosie gets a text and a voicemail from the two of them (cause Sherlock prefers to text and tell me John is not the sort to leave voicemails, like he would have put it on the voicemail machine if they had one he's so old man sometimes)

And it goes something like:

[Text from Papa]

Ragù Bolognese, Angelo's, 7pm. Hugs. -SH

[Voicemail from Dad]

"Hi honey, it's Dad.

Sorry we won't be able to make it to dinner with you, your father's got a case and you know how he gets...

Anyway, Mrs Hudson is going out tonight remember, so your Papa is booking the usual table at Angelo's for you... You still like the Spaghetti Bolognese right?

Don't worry about us, we'll eat before we get home. And the reservation is at 7, so don't be late. This will probably take a while so don't wait up either and go straight to bed young lady, you hear me?

Anyway I've got to go, loveyoubye."

Anyway I think it would be very cute, like they love and care about her, even if they're old men who laugh at crime scenes and whose ideal date is trying to catch a murderer together, and they show it by taking a moment to make sure she's fed with her favorite food even when they're busy solving crime, so yeah.