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Thinking about Alastor sitting down to play at the piano one night, once everyone is settled into the new Hotel. His playing starts off jazzy, then, as time goes on, slowly bleeds into something more melancholy. Something almost mournful, but not quite. There’s notes of joy in it, albeit hidden under longing bars.
Lucifer hears it, lilting across the hotel halls. He chases it down, transfixed by the notes, by the soul whom is pouring itself into them. Lucifer has always been a dreamer, a supporter of dreamers, and there is no better dreamer than the artist.
And when he happens upon the correct room, peering inside to behold Alastor- of all people- hunched over the instrument, gracefully pouring himself into the keys- Lucifer’s thoughts turn on their heads. A warmth blossoms in his chest. A tugging at his heart that he hasn’t felt in centuries.
He watches Alastor for ages. Wondering at the beautiful tune, what emotion could possibly back it. He watches with such softness in his gaze, affection weaving underneath his features, all while the warmth spreads all throughout his cold soul.
When Alastor finishes, he looks up, noticing the form standing in the door, and startles, his face flushing with crimson. Lucifer is quick to murmur his praises, and Alastor even quicker to mumble his thanks, sweeping out before Lucifer can question him further.
Because how is he to explain that the symphony Lucifer heard was one orchestrated by Alastor’s own twisting feelings for the angel?
#i’m turning this into a fic just yall wait#falling in love through music#like normal people#radioapple#appleradio#hazbin hotel#alastor x lucifer#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#appleradio headcanon
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max and charles birthdays are coming up, how much birthday sex do we think they’re gonna have
Sigh. Probably too much birthday sex...
#maybe we talk about sex on here too much#like what if they just have nice evenings out with friends and family#like normal people#but then again birthday sex...#asks
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y’all really love to get angry about fictional characters and their sexualities
they don’t exist
just let people do what they want
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I decided to draw more of my si/oc for Hazbin Hotel: Capper Dubois.
He and Alastor's Mother (Am) first met in 1906 at his favorite diner where she worked as a waitress (that he later bought to give her job security, he's rich and does nice things for people he likes, sue him) when he was 20, she was 25, and Alastor was 6.
They were just good friends until he caught Alastor's father abusing them when Alastor was 13. Capper beat him half to death then threw him out of the house and told him never to come back (if he later went missing and Capper and Alastor had a bonding moment out in the bayou together with nothing but a cinderblock and some rope, well, that's no one's business but their's).
Capper and Am's romance after that was a whirlwind, dancing and singing and painting the town. Alastor (15) even gave her away at their wedding (and if anyone didn't like the idea of a lowly black waitress marrying one of the most powerful men in New Orleans, then they were quick to learn that gators got to eat too).
After Am's death from a brain aneurysm in 1928, Capper fell into depression, just going through the motions of life. The only thing he still found joy in was his son Alastor and his radio broadcast. But when Alastor was shot and killed by a hunter in 1933, Capper completely lost it. He tracked that hunter down and fed him to his own dogs before letting the authorities catch him. He was sentenced to death and given the chair in 1934.
Finding himself in Hell, Capper was quick to reunite with Alastor, the only family he had left (he being one of the few people in all of creation Alastor genuinely cares for). With his son's help, he was able to establish himself as one of Hell's sovereign overlords. Using his experience from his time in the New Orleans underground, he made himself a demon of principles: fair contracts for the souls in his employ, merciless brutality against his enemies, and endless torment to those he genuinely hates (pedophiles, rapists, the hunter, Alastor's father, Valentino) every hated soul claimed, adding another eye to his tail.
Eventually however, he hears about a passion project led by one Charlie Morningstar, Princess of Hell. A hotel for rehabilitating sinners and getting them into Heaven. Probably the first time in 90 years Capper felt any hope of seeing his wife again.
And so, he became Charlie's first true supporter (aside from Vaggie) providing aid to the hotel in exchange for safe haven for his people on extermination day and the hope of reuniting with Am in Heaven.
And then shortly after the battle with Heaven and the opening of the new hotel . . .
He was betrayed. Murdered on the steps of the hotel he gave so much to defend.
Of course, death isn't always final.
Overall, Capper would say he's fairly happy with how things turned out.
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#oc#si#original character#self insert#oc self insert#si/oc#alastor#alastor's mother#alastor's father#3 am sketch#sketchbook#sketches#sketch#artists on tumblr#my art#art#artwork#im still really bad at drawing people#like normal people#the proportions are always off#this took so long#alastor is in hell for a reason#had to fix that last picture#it was bothering me
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In today's news, the fandom breaths a sigh of relief over the continued existence of old man's beard.
#misha collins#for thos who have been offline#like normal people#there was a Misha sighting#with beard and all#good for him#enjoying his time
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fuck you. I take your favourite conventionally attractive character and make them human. you like their unnaturally smooth skin? TOO BAD THEY'VE GOT PIMPLES ON THEIR BACK AND SCARS ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND MARKS FROM THEIR SOCKS ON THEIR ANKLES! you like their unhealthy figure? NOW THEIR FACE IS PUFFY IN THE MORNING, THEY HAVE EDEMA FROM RECOVERING AND THEY. HAVE. STOMATCH. ROLLS. you like how they're just like every other character that gets popular on here? YELLOW SCLERA! STRECH MARKS! UNQUIE AND DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS!!!!!!!!
#everyone likes my fave book series cause everyone is so hot and i am currently writing fic where by accident they're not because i actually#like normal people#ao3#fandom problems#fandom culture
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family members stop talking about allergies every conversation challenge (impossible for some reason)
#family ranting#convinced snzfckers are cursed or something to have families that talk about this shit all the damn time#like i bet the people into feet dont have to hear this shit from their families#i bet their families talk about normal things#like normal people
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Me dming my mutuals unhinged bullshit in an attempt to make friends.
#hellow i am fine and normal#we are best friends#you have no choice#:)#let us talk about clowns and horror and batman#like normal people
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#magic school bus#out of context#ms frizzle#phoebe#carlos#keesha#at my old school#we wore jackets when it was cold#like normal people#genius#heat#arctic#In the Arctic
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honestly if you have the time and money to follow a group everywhere and be there for every concert, i wish you a very fuck you
#some of us have to work hard and pay our bills#like normal people#also really don't like those fansites' attitude#just because they're korean they think they can be front row all the time#i rmr them at the knk concert we had to put them in their place because they didn't do the numbering#but still expected to be at the front#but those ateez sasaengs *facepalm* i just wish they died#lu.txt
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I love when I go out of my way to ask my IRL friends how their weekend was or how their doing etc and they never ask about me 🙄
#its fine#i know my weekend wasnt really that great#but you could ask#or in general#ask how i am#its not like i haven't been hella depressed the past week#but its okay at least my online friends have noticed#or at least they know and ask about me#or even just in general when i go how are you?#they answer and ask how i am at some point#like normal people#but you know#anyways sorry needed to get that vent out#venting#irl friends
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Just realized my husband and I call each other “daddy” and “mama” because that’s who our dog knows us as
#we don’t have the dog right now (he’s at my parents for a month) and we’re still calling each other those names#we also call each other honey and baby and hon#like normal people
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if I have a nickel for every time I favor the blue-colored-themed Character and is also known to have a Teleporting ability, then I would have 3 nickels.
first is an experience, the second is a coincidence but the third is a pattern so I think I found my favorites
they are all so fukin different but god do I love them
#leonardo hamato#rttmnt leonardo#rise leo#save rise of the tmnt#sans the skeleton#sans undertale#undertale#senju tobirama#naruto shipuden#i want to cut open their brain to see wat Trauma and weird stuff they have in there#like normal people#is there any other blue teleporter out here?#tmnt
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The levels of cunty potential here
#personal tag#this was a Tumblr ad that I had to squint at for a very long time to realize was for conservatives and not..#like normal people#anyway I would get this
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Wonder if he would have done that to a racoon too.
They are more dangerous than any snake, they can carry rabies after all.
Would people react the same if they would need to think about a decapitated racoon in someone's closet?
as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"
so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams
it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces
#i want to slap your dad#that snake did nothing to you >:(#you should just call people that can actually handle animals#like normal people
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