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rope+apron?
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill nsft#i have no fucking idea why i drew this#like legit no fucking idea#this doesn't even make any sense#he's so thin too aaaa
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I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.
Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.
#blah blah blah#vent#like i was just responding to my name being called???? i literally just went “huh?” which i do all the time?????#and when you walk off mumbling shit that i cant hear bc we're dozens of feet away from each other in a loud ass store#and i come over and ask what you wanted#and youre like “i said we'll talk when you drop the attitude” or whatever and have the audacity to smirk at me like its a joke and i have#any idea wtf youre talking about#like i got so frustrated and upset about it that i legit cried for like an hour after that. while still doing my work bc i just wanna get#done and go home.#this is about one of my managers btw. if it wasn't obvious#like shes cool most of the time. but she says shit sometimes that make me wanna quit on the fucking spot
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i like the car movies a lot.......
#cars#pixar cars#lightning mcqueen#sally carrera#my art#art#drawing#fanart#sketch#these r SOOOOOOOO messy dont worry abt jt#i love sally n mcqueen so muhcnman#sally the love of my LIFEEEE#also his pyjamas in the court sketch r. bc i asked my pals what we think he was wearing when he got separated from mack. bc its SO funny to#imagine him in his pjs in court trying to seduce sally#like realisitclally hes probably not. they peobably gave him a change of clothes he did in fact make a mess#but man.....the idea of him stood there in his own branded pjs . .....it enamours me#temporary wheelchair user mcqueen after his crash is reel to me <3#he doesnt even need it for that long but by god he decks it out#note that they have rings on in the cars 3 ones...theyre married...#the second one is all sally when she arrived at radiator sprrriiings i rhink of her too much#ft flo & sheriff#ur sheriff. ur watching the road leading into town (even the towns basically dead anyway noones fucking coming in so ur legit just sat ther#eating lunch and thinking abt ur husband). a blue porsche rolls in and ur like huh. a visitor. thats new. the porsche suddenly just gives#out in the middle of the road and ur like. oh shit lemme call mater. before u get the chance to do that u r cut off by the LONGEST BEEP#IN HISTORY as sally carrera#burnt out from lawyering#slams her head on the wheel and yells FUCKKKKKKKKKK. this is MY canon now.#sheriff watching a stressed 20 smth in a business suit repeatedly knock her head against her steering wheel while muttering about#how this Has to be her annoying bosses fault somehow#wondering if he should offer her some help or just let her get it out of her system
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ladies and gentlemen. we got em
#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb#STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED#that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this#is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk)#to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so#but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT.#I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family#and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s#like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional#he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr#dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit#rambling#kiryu#yakuza#rgg#rgg8
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I haven’t drawn Fake Peppino in AGES
For any Fake Peppino lovers out there that I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry- 💀🙇♀️
And for anyone WHO HASN’T EVER SEEN me actually draw him I’M EVEN MORE SORRY 🙏🙇♀️🙏🙇♀️🙏🙇♀️
Now I personally don’t want newer viewers seeing my cringe ass Fake pep art but if anyone who does wanna see it- (HEADS UP FOR INTENSE BODY HORROR-) take these few links (I’m sorry I can’t scroll through my entire blog again just take some examples- 🥲):
Here, here, here, here and here.
The first one is my first ever drawing of him, I did not draw him normal- 💀
Anyways….this means have I changed how I draw him? Yes!
Look at the silly goober!! I may draw him just like this for now however…It was fun drawing him like the slimy disaster he was but it’s fine-…It always took a bit of time to draw those 🤷♀️
But just for the fun of it, and for old times sake, take a body horror Fake Peppino: (Warning, it looks kinda bad- 💀)
#Pizza Tower#I need to draw more Fake Peppino now. No excuses#Although I will admit I like drawing him more of a menace to society more than a fluffy soft glob of kindness- I’m sorry 🙏#I just really like seeing the limits I could do with this guy#He’s so SPOOKY there’s like so much potential you can do with him!!!#It’s also why I love when I see people make him genuinely fucking terrifying- Don’t get me wrong I LOVE sweet Fakey but MAN….I love him as#being horrific….It’s just SO GOOD 😫😫💥💥#The only thing is I want to draw him but at the same time don’t got any ideas 😅 Might have to dig something up-#I had a blast drawing him I remember that- Like legit I thought I made him so cool-#Fake Peppino#Art#Body Horror
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My Qi Rong headcannon of the day (incorporating my design for him) is that like Hua Cheng, he can change his appearance so that even after he loses his mask in the second book/season, people can’t exactly say he looks like Xie Lian. My design for him really turns him into a goblin so if we pretend he looks like that then he’s intentionally becoming something as far from Xie Lian as he can, but his true form would be much more beautiful and their similarity much more prominent. But in canon he doesn’t actually have enough power to do that I don’t think? Hua Cheng is powerful enough to have multiple forms so maybe Qi Rong can get by with having only one.
And ignoring my design for him, I think this is also why he wears a mask. Pretty boy don’t like being reminded he’s related to Xie Lian.
I also have a headcannon that he was executed by decapitation with the royal xianle family so in the afterlife he has a huge scar around his neck. He’d get pissed off to find it mirrors Xie Lian’s cursed shackle.
In other words he’s trying to be something as far from Xie Lian as possible, even if he has to make himself as ugly as he can to do so.
He’s on my walls now…
#art catastrophe#I like the idea of him being a disgusting little freak#like if you like qi rong being pretty then hell yeah make him pretty#in fact it was so funny to me that in the dinghy’s when his face was revealed her was wearing makeup#legit the most beautiful boy in the entire show#but in my head based on my impression of him from the books he’s a freak of nature#he would flick his boogers at you#the type of guy to wear socks OVER his sandals#or even bathe with his socks on#it’s his way of saying fuck you to the royal family cause they never gave a shit about him or his mom#and let’s be honest while they were both mortal Xie Lian kinda treated Qi Rong like he was a dolt or just worthless#I’m just saying he’s gotta be more of a menace beyond just being a cannibal#tgcf qi rong#tgcf#qi rong#tian guan ci fu#hua Cheng#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf headcannon#headcannon#tgcf theory#heaven officials blessing#tgcf donghua#manhua#tgcf manhua#tgcf books#tgcf book 2
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odysseus!percy (still lacking in memories) when clarisse says theyre going for charybdis instead of scylla “awesome great can’t believe i’m saying this but for some reason i agree with clarisse and i hate that for me”
odysseus!percy ten minutes later when they scoot too close to scylla while dodging charybdis and scylla starts snatching the skeleton crew off of the deck “huh. huh. huh. they aren’t screaming and yet-“
#percy just like ‘and i found that oddly traumatic’#*cuts to circes island*#‘oooooooh oh oh shit oh fuck wow again huh fuck wow’#fic idea#epic the musical#pjo#again j really need to make a tag for this i am legit writing a oneshot maybe series for this verse#it has its own fic doc and everything#the rebirth saga au
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I genuinely do not get the concept of hate sex.
Like, at all
I see this shit a lot in the SpideyPool fandom, saw it too a bit with Klance as well, ZoSan, KageHina, and obviously the concept is also discussed a lot with Poolverine (even if I am kinda grossed out by that ship I keep seeing it against my will so I have to acknowledge it I suppose)
But like...
Idk maybe it's just me but, if I am angry at someone, I don't give a shit how hot or sexy they are, last thing I wanna do is fuck em. I probably just wanna yell at them, punch them (if I'm angry enough and they are genuinely threatening me), maybe cry a bit, hide in my room all alone until I calm down or something idk
Like??? Having sex??? While you're angry at them??? Literally who the fuck is it benefitting???? How do you even GET horny if you're angry??? Like..... WHAT????
#deadpool#wade wilson#zosan#hinata shouyou#kagehina#kageyama tobio#spider man#spiderman#peter parker#klance#vinsmoke sanji#roronoa zoro#SpideyPool#keith kogane#lance mcclain#hate fuck#hate sex#hatefucking#i am confused#tbf even when I dom i can't even slap or degrade my partner cause i feel like it's rude lmao#like the idea of me insulting my boyfriend legit makes me sad#only praises and gentlness for the baby boy
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@bread-is-my-life @loadingbnha I had to draw something out of yalls beautiful idea, I couldn't resist. Matching skull face bfs 💀
#I AM IN LOVE W THAT IDEA#THE COMIC IM LEGIT COUNTING MINUTES#I LOVE YALL BOTH SM#i immediately thought of them like this#couldn't resist as i said#bless yalls mind and hands#theyd actually do that :'(#i also had so much fucking fun#thank u both for giving me confidence and inspiration 🙂↕️#i think i got stains loving gaze right#chat is it right?#my hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#toshinori yagi#akaguro chizome#all might#stain mha#stainmight
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God. The thing abt the uchiha is that. Yes. It was fucked up that no one trusted them and they got pushed further and further from the village center. However. They were also a clan of ninja cops with fucked up magical eyes that they supercharge by getting horrifically traumatized. So like. I also would not fucking trust them.
#like maybe its just that ive been too influenced my senju propaganda but i just think the uchiha as a clan kinda fucking suck#at least by the time we get to sasuke's dad leading things. they seemed fine when madara joined with the village#so its just that the resentment at feeling pushed out has risin by then. and maybe im not remembering things right but like Tobirama#made them the cops right? and they got pissed that they weren't given any political power but like u get so much fucking power as the polic#? and also it just seems like the worst fucking idea to put that all on one clan. like THE WORST job u could give to 1 clan of fucked up#eyeball freaks. and i can never tell if they r legitimately being prejudiced against but like they kida have good reason not to trust them#bc they were legit gonna overthrow the government. so like where did it start? i just kinda feel like they think theyre entitled to power#but r also intentionally standoffish to outsiders. but again maybe im just biased bc i dont like Sasukes dad and the nameless uchiha so muc#ugh. its too messy and its all built on the back of what may or may not have been a slight against them. and the rift just kept getting#wider. i mean knowing Tobirama it was probably a slight... but idk im not power hungry enough to understand y they got so mad abt it#konoha. the village in which everyone sucks and the children suffer.#naruto ramblings#naruto
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Steve finds himself in an alternate universe where no one has ever heard of the Upside Down. He is very surprised to find certain people there, alive and well.
Part 2
#stranger things fanart#steddie#stranger things#steddie comic#steve harrington#might wtite this into a fic#or make some more art for it bc im growing attached to the idea#ofc barb being part of the team changes things. billy hargrove is still alive too#and chrissy#the au could go 2 ways either there is sfill an upside down & they dont know about it so steves got to take charge and deal with that#or there legit is no upside down and everyone can just chill out for once#i feel like after explaining the situation the group would have a hard time wrapping their head around the idea that this steve#unlike their steve is a monster hunting badass#and the kids are like noooo i wish d&d was real and Cool Steve was from our universe 😔😩#and steve is literally just having the time od his life like theres no upside here yessss thank god fuck yes#anyway yes steve and eddie are wearing each others clothes here
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I hate being that guy but I must say it.
I watched Akira and it was fucking awesome and has now been added to collection of this piece of media has altered my brain chemistry ever so slighty.
#meg text#I know no one probably mad but I know it is one of those things put on a pedestal#BUT WOOOOOOW IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD#it is everything I could genuinely want out of a media it legit was only missing robots but it didn’t need them#It probs won’t be a fixation because I don’t fixate on movies but if I ever read the manga it might be#don’t know when that’ll be though#this is fr art#god I have some ideas rn but for like something else ehehehe
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I’m losing my goddamn mind at Mae being all sparkly eyed and soft at Osha being a Sith, fucking “You’re going to be who you were always meant to be ☺️” Miss, your sister just joined the most toxic cult in the galaxy, this show is so twisted 😭
#the acolyte#the acolyte spoilers#the soft ass music too like????#why did they depict this as a good thing?????#especially now that we know plagueis is there??#their lives are over 😭😭#if osha thought she was miserable before#she’s going to go insane#sith training Real Sith Training is legit fucking torture#qimir has no idea wtf he’s doing#plagueis is going to remind him 😭
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do you guys remember when Attack On Titan had a fucking Looney Tunes Babies style spin off where all the characters were in junior high and the titans were just bullies and eren was mad at them because they ate his hamburg steak and it was legitimately better than the original
#yui rambles#dont ask me why i randomly remembered#i often think about attack on titan#about how its first season was one of the most promising new shows at the time#it felt so refreshing and full of life and energy and ideas and something to say#and then you reach a certain point in the story and youre like#...huh this is weird#and you keep reading/watching and start wondering what's wrong#and then at a certain point it just hits you#and youre like woah! wait!#i get it!#the author is not a good writer!#this pacing sucks! the reveals suck!#i get it now! the beginning of the story was a fluke!#attack on titan's legacy was carried on an extremely promising intro section and a very competently made anime adaptation#but not even the sick art style and incredible action scenes could save a story so shoddily told imo#and then you reach the end and its like wow. so the thing you had to say was awful.#sorry i dont mean to swing at a hornets nest#i just think about it because when a story nosedives that hard its like. a case study for me#whatevs this is all my opinion no disrespect if you like it#but even if you like it i think you HAVE to be aware that the point being made with the story is a pretty fucking terrible one#anyway this post got fucking derailed in the tags lmao my point is attack on titan junior high was legit funny and had a better ending lmao
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horror bragging about he's immortal and allat to killer and dust (because he genuinely thinks he is. like he literally came back from the DEAD that is a proud accomplishment!!!! bro probably brags all the time about it like "heh even if you hit me hard i'll just get back up. bitch")
and then killer's like alright bet! let's test that out! and then he starts going on an all out chase for horror's head. and dust just follows along because hey why the fuck not it sounds fun and it would be nice to knock horror down a peg or two :3 frantic running from horror ensues because as much as he'd like to stick by his claim he REALLY cannot be going around risking to see if him being immortal is actually true 💀
#horror it's all your fault you played with fire and now you are not about to get burned you are about to DIE#oh its probably so nervewracking....... he legit could die horror doesnt know if the other two would take mercy on him#he's been an ass all this time ‼️ he has been manipulative and lied ‼️ he has shittalked them at their lowest ‼️ he is FUCKED#or WORSE they just end up dragging this out and driving him crazy with paranoia (this is in fact what would happen)#not that he particularly regrets not being nice to killer and dust because why should he and why do they deserve it but like. GODAAMN IT#couldnt it HURT just to be a LITTLE nicer past horror???? now youre gonna DIE because you were too much of an asshole!!!!!!! fuck#but maybe he doesn't die? maybe he actually lives when the two find him and eventually#would that be worse actually yes in fact it would. if he wants anyone to find out he's actually immortal it would NOT be dust and killer#death seems much more inviting than being hunted down by those two. oh SHIT REAPER WAIT DONT TOUCH HIN#if killer and dust worked together they could probably create a torture situation that not even a tank personified would mentally survive#this seems like another one of my ideas in my head that seems bright and comedic but in reality would just be terrifying#i like it piccasso. now just set it in horrortale and then you have horror in the place of all the people he killed#all the people he hunted down all the innocents and now he gets to feel what they felt when he chased them down#the fear and nervousness of being watched of being toyed with of knowing that youre already stuck in a maze with no exit and no way back#yeah i'd kill myself the psychological horror i'd feel would just be too much dust and killer can just kill me for all i care I GIVE UP#wouldnt it be funny if dust and killer never even touch horror they just chase him until he passes out#that would be sooooo silly LMAO. bitchass we didnt even touch you and you passed out from panic and exhaustion??? COWARD 🤣��🤣🤣#dust and killer would never let that memory be forgotten trust. trust. i love it when they taunt and torture eachother#GOD can we get some self not so self inflicted pain onto these 3 😒😒😒 more than they already have but whatever#dont worry guys they took horror home after he passed out and when he woke up fed him a bit of soup to replenish his energy#and then they played a roblox obby to calm down and also relax and then they fell asleep all zzzrkkk mimimimi shoooo like 3 little kitties#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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I love movies that are silly but I also absolutely hate silly movies. The former is a movie that has silly elements but also has other things in it to justify existing. The latter isn't even silly because the sillyness was designed by committee and committees can never be silly. Sillyness must originate from the weirdest person you know writing a silly bit but also that person has feelings and opinions on the world around them that impact what they find silly and how they execute their silly bit. Sillyness cannot come from a committee because committees homogenize the human experience into bland palatable mush that pleases no one.
This is about the minecraft movie's "the children yearn for the mines" 'joke', btw. and all the other 'jokes' the movie attempts to make. It's sillyness dictated by committee and therefore is not silly, zany, or whimsical at all. It somehow looks worse, because the first trailer made me think this would be bad in a train-wreck fun-because-i-can't-look-away kind of way, but it's clearly going to be bad in a mediocre-slop-created-by-a-marketing-team-and-without-creatives way, and that's way less interesting. Or, more importantly, silly.
#I actually think a Silly Minecraft Movie could have worked#and I dissagree with the people saying it should be a deep introspective experience with minimal dialogue#like have you ever watched a lets player build dumb shit or fail at crafting something incredibly obvious?#have you ever seen a smp do a singular running gag between two players that rapidly gains steam and spirals into an insane smp-wide bit?#have you ever opened minecraft with a friend and yelled at them because they're doing something stupid but you can't stop them in time?#have you ever died stupidly while doing some idiotic stunt? built something for hours only to watch in horror as a creeper approaches?#have you ever just done Dumb Shit For Fun In Minecraft?#Minecraft is silly as FUCK and the movie should be silly to represent that#if they want to make a comedy embrace what makes minecraft funny#which is unfortunate mishaps as you learn how the game works and beating up/doing bits with friends#I legit think the isikai idea could have even worked! some of the fun of minecraft is learning how it works and if they just didn't#irony poison all their jokes from the jump you could have had something fun! people love watching other people bumble towards success!#just capture the energy of one guy who knows how to play minecraft making an smp#and corralling his friends that range from Watches Youtubers But Has Never Played to Doesn't Know What Minecraft Is towards beating the gam#one person is trying to speedrun and has died 50+ times but the others don't care because they're collecting flowers#minecraft movie
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