#like its not even funny omfg.

[charmac]

"Content collapsed. Frank shoots Every Member of the Gang. Dennis and Mac get into inflatable furniture"

Not even the bootlegs are trying anymore…

[akkivee]

giving the swapped bodies an expression from the soul that inhabits them…….. like arb really cooked lmao

[mewtwo24]

Lan Xichen wins for the absolute funniest wingman in the world I'm sobbing

Every single time, Lan Wangji: Xiongzhang, I just want to forget he exists. Stop looking at me like that. Lan Xichen, after the corporeal punishment: oh I know the perfect place you can heal quickly wei-gongzi :3c Lan Xichen in his head: [Two broooos, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not--]

[clerichs-xi]

This is long overdue, but here is the ref sheet for Klaus Lierstark! He's the main character of my personal passion project where he's a monster hunter who, due to specific circumstances, lost 10 years of his memory and is working with a demon to get them back. The two of them travel through the mortal realm and through different planes later on, solving different dilemmas and unearthing the greater plots at play in their world. they also discover more about themselves and each other along the way!

Hopefully now that i'm on summer break i can start posting more official stuff for this project of mine!! im so excited to finally have more time in my life to write more for Klaus and his world! i hope you enjoy reading thru it twirls hair stick around if you wanna see his boyfriend's demon patron's ref sheet in about a month hehe

Transcript for the written information on the sheet, expansions on said info, and closeup on details under the cut:

Klaus Lierstark (next to his basic outfit is his height: 6'6 or 200cm)

Human, White and Chinese

46 years old

Lives in the mountains as a monster hunter

10 years ago made a pact with a patron for magic

Recently lost those 10 years of memories

Made a new deal with demon patron that if Klaus acts as [the demon patron's] bodyguard, his patron will endeavour to help Klaus recover his memories

Now traverses the mortal realm with his demon patron, but starts developing feelings beyond the parameters of their agreement

✧ ABILITIES ✧

Enhanced strength and speed

Swift healing

message reception from patron (any distance and interplanar but only one way; Klaus can only receive messages from his patron, not send any)

Limited spellcasting (still in the midst of learning)

Proficiency with virtually all melee weapons

✧ LIKES ✧

Warm, thick clothing

Home cooking; doing it and eating it

Outdoor activities (eg fishing, hunting, hiking)

heavy/strong tasting food and drink

✧ DISLIKES ✧

Complex social situations (eg parties, negotiations; just any event where people's motives aren't immediately obvious and every word matters)

manipulative people/social situations (eg talking to someone who purposely misconstrues what you say to prove a point)

really humid and hot climates

Being idle in the same place/indoors for too long

✧ FUN FACTS ✧

Really high resting body temperature; feels like a furnace 90% of the time (really prone to overheating as a result, even in the mountains)

lactose intolerant

greatly enjoys romantic poetry and stories

most normal guy in the whole story (im not joking thats why hes the protagonist of the story because he's so normal)

Closeup on details:

(i will figure out how to do an image id for the ref sheets hopefully soon! theres so much text here already weeps)

[fadeintolight]

rip oedipus you would have loved the idea of you

[yuukei-yikes]

are any kano experts out there. do you think he'd apologize to takane for what he did to her in ep 7

[chiistarri]

what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group

[discountwives]

i got this cute comm and a silly sweet note from the artist omfg you guys...i love it sm weeeh

[sunlightfeeling]

Mourning the loss of GYAO! and Kimura-saaaan!

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Also resisting the urge to tag JE/RGG and say Ryan’s up there in booty shorts 🥵

[arklay]

omfg the logistics of s.t.a.r.s. makes me sick. like there is absolutely no need for them to work for 24 hours 7 days a week for what they are. in my mind it would be that alpha have the day shift and bravo have the night one but even then like. it makes no sense. because they would be 12 hour shifts... every day... that's. no.

[intoafandom]

Ik most of my moots on here are bruins fans and dont care about oneus but i am still 🥺😭 over the fact ravn saw my tweets and did those covers. And the fact he posted them like 20min after i said i was going to bed so he was literally just teasing me. I still dont know how to feel other than 🥺🥰😭😩🤩🥺 because it feels like a really good fever dream and im emotions ok

[megsssshie]

I feel like Ace would be so sweet especially if you were on your period like i feel ike he'd put his hand on your belly to take away cramps

[polychocobros]

i watched that movie that tony was in where he was a dentist and at one point his face was absolutely insane he looked batshit and i loved it

[sleepyagent]

Fuck, only imagining kissing you still makes my heart jump a bit🤡

[estevnys]

if you have time to make ACO//TAR discourse POWERPOINTS you have too much time on your hands. oh my goodness. what have i just seen

[sultrybaby]

How tf do I always end up being expected and fucking assigned to do group activities on my own and end up with all the shortcomings as my fault instead of anyone even for a second fucking wondering if MAYBE its because this was supposed to be a collective thing and the fact that u can blame one singular person is a sign that that's not the actual problem here-