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[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

You know what, yandere Lucifer being a horrified medical professional at MC's condition. Very little NSFW but still enough to make me put a below the cut just in case

Yandere Lucifer brainrot (NSFWish)

Lucifer was called to look after the sick Solomon decendent

While he didn't exactly appreciate being interupted from his pleasant chat with Gamigin, if it was for you he could make an exception.

The voice on the phone talked some nonsense about a Christmas cold, but it was common for the less than enlightened in the field of medicine to make up strange names for already known deseases

He got up and brought Marbas along just to be sure, but what he found was simply pitiful

You were on the bed, exhausted, shivering, simply pathetic... I mean, more than usual...

Lucifer stared with pity and concern... yet he has had to deal with much worse. What really shocked him was one he did some questioning to the kings and they admited they knew the cure to your issue yet refused to administer it to you.

Under Lucifer's terrifying glare, the other kings' pride disipated as fast as it formed. The fallen angel only whispered and the crowd left the room.

He was aware of the other devils' incompetance, but this was something else. Were they that wrapped up in their grandious fantasies of fairytale romance that they didn't realise just how much pain they were forcing onto you?

While the others, under Lucifer's command, ran to get that cure, he had a patient to take care of him.

You were barely awake, fever overtaking your fragile, useless body, Lucifer gently pet your head, stroking your hair gently. The same pity he felt for Gamigin so many years ago, he started getting overcomed by once more.

"Child of Adam... stay with me. You shall not suffer in my pressence. Rest well for I am here to help you. Shh..."

His voice lulls you into a relaxing rest. You don't even have any other unholy thoughts your head empty, only rest in your mind.

You awaken to the feeling of a syringe being injected into you with surgical precission, the liquid inside calming your feverish impulses.

Before you could make sense of your situation, Lucifer was holding you like a baby and petting your back, humming a sweet song.

He sits down, placing you on his lap, licking the fresh tears from your cheeks, leaving butterfly kisses wherever he dragged his tongue. He felt particularly loving right now, your tears... those damn tears...

Salty tears dragging down your face, leaving wet trails for him to follow up to your shiny eyes. Even when at your filthiest, those tears cleaned the dirt and purified your soul, showing Lucifer what he always loved most, your innocence. You were but a newborn in his ancient eyes, a new born that was clearly being handled poorly by the six kings.

You were so weak! And the kings clearly didn't have your better interest at mind. He decided that the only thing he can do is take you under his wing and protect you from the dangers outside.

Maybe you would try to escape his grasp, maybe you'll just accept your fate, it doesn't really matter what you want, Lucifer can rewrite the laws of nature, your will is no match for his devine powers

He would constantly do check-ups on you, make sure that your body functioned properly, though you're starting to question some of his methods.

Sure, him holding you by the throat while you sit on his lap, your back to his chest, is totally to check your pulse and nothing else

The ways he orders you to bend are just to test your flexibility, his gropping is to check your skin for lumps, he only makes you cockwarm him so he can get a proper feel of your internal temperature, the tears that cascade down your visage are just a plus in his books, your way of thanking him for the care

Don't you dare complain about him. You remeber getting sick? How all the other kings so selfishly witheld the medicine from you in your time of need. You don't want that again, do you?

In all honestly, he is the best doctor ever, so at least you get free unlimited health care

[thetimelordbatgirl]

To the people who tried to paint Beast as a villain for not wanting magic around as much as it was back during Merlin Academy...yeah uh, the book literally gives a reason: he was cursed and has trauma from it clearly and wants people to not go through that shit.

[kedreeva]

Guess which dumbass tried to initiate playtime with the new babies and got warned by their mom to settle down by a peck to the face

[internetgiraffekid1673]

Also. For the 2-3 of you who care.

I will drop the complete lore-dump for my OCs featured in my OC tober challenge at the end of the month. With their backstories and setting and relationships and such. Some of it is getting dropped in the challenges (looking at you Hazel).

But I just wanted to tell ya'll this now:

Kate fully tried to kill Hazel, Zachary, and Sam when they first met. Like, no questions asked, she saw the three of them, thought Zachary was a zombie, and started shooting.

Zachary and Hazel are immortal, so they don't really hold it against her. But Sam is salty about it for a WHILE.

[isacksteban]

i should probably write the next chapter

[meatrise]

hey guys hows it going

[penumbralwoods]

wild that there's like 120 of you making the conscious decision to stay in my house. witnessing the things i choose to put online. having perceptions of me. 120 people viewing me in 120 different ways. all of them incorrect. what a world we live in

[lesbeamofsunshine]

knuckle tattoos that say TATT OOS❤

[yuukei-yikes]

are any kano experts out there. do you think he'd apologize to takane for what he did to her in ep 7

[teddybasmanov]

To everyone complaining about the spring already being too hot - I can share some snow with you.

[anastasiadalia]

Random TRISTAMP fact

Everybody calls worms wrong. Hear me out!

I don’t know how they get called in the dub (YET) but in the sub, “worms” is a SINGULAR DEFICIENT NOUN. When they refer to it singular they STILL SAY “one worms” or “a giant worms”

So I assume it’s a noun similar to “Fae” where you can say “the Fae” for both a singular fae or multiple fae

*takes bow* rant over

[taoofshigeru]

When we wake up April 2 and find out it was all just a dream and the school festival's about to start, it'll be just like the ending to that one Mamoru Oshii movie released in 1984.

Y'know...

Urusei Yatsura 2: Boop-tiful Dreamer

[neanderthyall]

Did anyone else notice that Kaz's fight with Pekka gave him the same scars on his eyebrow and lip as Kaz's official character art

[lee-sanghyeok]

Also I've announced to my family that he's the current boyfriend and now they're expecting him for dinner soon, so-

[trash-and-trash-accessories]

This would be so useful! I don't have ovaries! I don't need to be treated like I'm potentially pregnant at all times! (obviously no one should either way). I also have prostate tissue. BUT also a vagina and a uterus. When people say "this is erasing women" what they're doing is erasing us. And jeopardizing our ability to get proper medical care.

this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]