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Imma need yall anti Namor x Shuri parasites to stay the FUCK OUTTA MY SHIP TAGS 😭
If you don't like it, tag it as an #anti post PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOUU, you're literally ruining my day. I used to hate on shit too but I always kept it in the tags. Your think pieces are pretentious as fuck. I don't care, slut! Keep your sassy essays outta my lane!!
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But that's okay too, cause if you stay whining on my ship tags then I'll be blocking you sluts left, right and center; like I need to filter some trash after all. That's gotta be one of my favourite exercises 💀
#namor x shuri#marvel#shuri x namor#black panther#wakanda forever#black panther wakanda forever#its a disclaimer#i may be a hypocrite but im consistent when it comes to tagging because i don't feel the need to spread my pretentious essays about around#like imagine being THAT pathetic#you wanna be heard? go ahead and be heard by your own flock like 💀#why do you want us shippers to read all that trash you wrote 💀 like we're not for you clearly so piss off elsewhere#anti anti
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i had a dream where etho accidentally called bdubs 'john' on stream,, and in retaliation bdubs said 'yes horace'..... and that's how we found out etho's real name is freaking. Horace.
#can you freaking imagine i think i'd die if i'd been losing my mind over a man called HORACE.#even worse than when i dated someone called gavin tbh... and that's quite hard to beat#i think the funniest part was that the internet couldn't tell if bdubs was joking or not. until etho addressed it as the comment of the day#in his lets play series.... and he was like. yes guys my name is horace. please stop being mean to me.#and he sounded like a kicked puppy#<- tbf he often sounds like that. pathetic man#horsemeatposting#etho#bdubs#hermitcraft
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you know what. I think battinson is such an enthusiastic kisser
both his kisses with selina were kind of this dreamy, almost out-of-body experience where selina had him under her spell and he was just sort of helplessly in love with her so he could do naught but follow her lead,,, but I like imagining what it'd be like if HE initiated kissing his partner
like there's the more confident bruce, a few more years into being batman bruce, where he leans in during a lull of good conversation and he's smiling and suave and controlled but like. bruce in year 2? bruce fresh off selina and realizing he could maybe make time for a relationship? realizing how much he missed being touched? somebody call animal control cause this bat is in heat
before he leans in, he watches you like you'll disappear. his eyes are wide open!! he doesn't want to miss a thing!!! I think he's more likely to grab for your waist instead of going for your face or something.... I think he bubbles with the desire to touch you so bad and he just wants to feel you against all of him, and I think he can't help being a manhandler,,, he needs to move you just so because like he cannot let you slip from his fingers when he's aching to kiss you so bad
he doesn't make a lot of noise when he kisses but he breathes Heavy. I think once he's kind of really winded that's when he starts whimpering really low in his throat... nothing too crazy... little grunts and whines but they're so quiet. if he's kissing you and gets disturbed tho I do think he will full on groan and groan LOUD and it's both funny and super attractive because his face screws up in this petulant little scowl like. can't you see he's busy
he 100% leans fully into it which is a lot because he's a BIG man. he's going to have to push you up against something every single time because he is chasing you every time you part for air, almost mindless and eyes half-lidded as he mouths at you. he's so into it that I can guarantee it's gotten you two kicked out of a gala or two when people inevitably find him devouring you in a dark corner or a hallway you both assumed to be empty
if you wear lipstick/gloss he is not wiping that shit off either oh my goooood. don't let me think about you leaving marks all over his face and him proudly walking out into a swarm of paparazzi just. cheeky
it's really hard to just give this man a quick, chaste kiss. everything has to last at least a minute with him. it's why he literally cannot kiss you when he's busy because it'll be a minute and then five and then he's behind on work (oh no..... so sad.... anyway) because he's got you laid on the nearest surface sucking bruises into your neck
bruce will kiss any part of you but I think he's just so obsessed with your lips that it's where he inevitably fixates each time. it is so so hard to kiss him anywhere else because he will be like wow nice. kiss from my lovely partner. not on my lips tho.... and when he turns around for a kiss on the lips you can't just refuse! he's got such kissable lips and oh this is a time loop that never ends isn't it
#i feel like whenever we see batman kissing people he's like. so cool so good at it. and i think battinson is just a little pathetic abt it#he gets better im sure but i really do think around this time he is a pot about to boil over#imagining older bruce giving you a quick kiss goodnight before bed and you being like 'u never used to let me off with just one of those'#and he's like 'look going years without making out did near irreparable psychological damage to me'#'not the horrors?' 'those too'#bruce wayne x reader#batman x reader#battinson x reader#dc#mjwrites
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Your art style is just so delicious!!! It’s got such low key Ghibli vibes, especially in the eyes, and your color control is fantastic. You’re amazing, keep rockin it! ✨
aw yay, Ghibli vibes!! I grew up on those movies, they've definitely inspired me to create. Thank you sm <3
wanted to draw some small ghibli ghoap after getting this ask. 'Ghost's moving castle'
#ask#anon ask#ghostsoap#my art#cod fanart#doodle#ive actually thought about ghibli ghoap before so you're just feeding the fire#feel like their roles could easily be reversed in this au#with ghost being cursed and moving in with chaotic wizard soap#but then i thought about Howl's bird/creature form and I just really like imagining ghost like that#oh ghost youve enchanted me with ur phantom of the opera pathetic mystery man vibe#feel like a princess mononoke au would ROCK with these two#anyway thank u for mentioning ghibli bc i love ghibli
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I cannot tell one funny story in the aa discord without being told I'm "phoenix coded" I hate it here
#jk i love it#ace attorney#narumitsu#phoenix wright#if youre wondering#“how where you legally dead for a minute” the answer is i was such a fucked up and pathetic baby they looked at me and went yup#that things dead for sure and then as im being like deared dead i makd the most pathetic baby noise imaginable and the doctors wgere shocked
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I'd like to drop some of my thoughts about The Heart Killers here.
You know I'm kinky ace, my love of Pete in the VegasPete days was quite evident as well as my belated realization that I forgot I've always been kinky on some level.
I get that show like Heart Killers is not everyone's cuppa and it's totally fine to be sad about not being able to watch show with your favourite actors for whatever reason.
But.
But this is a show made by a queer man about fantasy queer men.
If you start hating on it (based just on what was shown to us in a trailer) just because you can't watch it and/or it's too sexual or kinky for you ... that's not a problem of the show.
That's a you problem. If you don't like, do not watch and for fucks sake do not start with moralizing.
I'm more than happy to be surprised and I'm on the edge of my seat looking towards what the show is gonna be like bc they didn't give us any concrete hints.
FUCK YES.
I also think that First and Khaotung are literally powerhouses regarding acting and I can't wait to see them in completely new roles we haven't seen them before.
It's surprising, yes, considering how fluffy and cute and comfy vibes they're excluding in their own personal lives but what do we know?! Maybe they wanted to try smth new or maybe they are multifaceted people who like the roles for personal reasons?
Not my place to speculate.
But to see people insisting on them being pushed to filming scenes like that against their will or feeling like they are 'too pure' for kink or sex scenes - that is outright disrespecting their integrity and free will and truly viewing them as only a dolls fans can play with and dictate what they can and cannot appear in.
They are talented, mindful and picky actors, who have enough of will and freedom to choose whatever roles they wanna explore.
P'Jojo is adamant about actors being okay and comfortable filming scenes like that and it was also mentioned that the final nc scenes are always first approved by the actors who star in them (as mentioned in the OF bts).
So knowing all that, insisting on FK being somehow unwilling participants of that, is reeking of homophobia and fan entitlement to actors choices. Stop that.
I went on a tangent a bit.
What I wanted to share as well though is the joy and anticipation!!
I struggle with series that literally rely just on sex scenes, while the plot, cinematography and editing is shite. In those cases sex scenes (though filmed well) are not enough to keep me interested.
In case of Heart Killers I am only excited. I know Jojo's work, so that's in itself is guarantee of quality as well as authentic queer experience (or fantasy in this case).
The soundtrack again will be a blast bc of Jojo's excellent taste and ofc Khaotung singing the smashing ost.
As for the genre I still have no fucking clue what's that supposed to be but I'm swinging wildly from action to romance to crime to comedy to thriller.
(side note: why are people now complaining about it being "soft/lith porn" is beyond me when similar people were excited about porn in different series ??? explain?
sideside note: also manymany straight media is basically porn hiding under fantasy or romance genre but I don't see people accentuating those being porn when talking about them
sidesideside note: also reducing the series that HAVEN'T EVEN COME OUT YET to mere porn is outright disrespectful to creators as well as actors)
The plot (excluding any possible spoilers since I avoid them like a fucking plague) seems engaging and interesting and full of twists and it will probably be not what we imagine or expect but that's exactly what I ehehe EXPECT of it.
As for the sex and kink.
Why should it be smth bad or morally wrong just because it's a bl? Just because it's a gay sex and kink?
I swing wildly between finding sex scenes boring, fascinating, completely no shut it off and being horny cause it's hot.
It's just how I am.
THK has the advantage that it has FK to keep my hyperfixation happy and considering the filming crew, the aesthetics and general vibe of the nc scenes will be bloody fucking beautiful.
I was fully hooked from the trailer and I can say that the combo of FK talent, sub/dom vibes, bondage and probably whole layer of christian guilt (saw you Jesus on a shirt, I'm so sorry) will be my downfall.
#pipeline christianity>kink is so real tho#nothing beats guilt and feeling constantly watched and judged like developing a kink you shouldn't have#ehehehe...you didn't read anything#sorry#HEART KILLERS WILL BE SO GOOD I KNOW IT#two theories tho#either it will end good and the couples happily together (since Jojo insists on it being romcom) > PLEASE I BEG#OR it will be the most angsty painful ending you can imagine > DON'T YOU DARE BUT I WOULD EAT IT UP LIKE THE PATHETIC PUPPY I AM#heh#this was way longer and revealing then I wanted ..#the heart killers#thk#kantbison#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#firstkhaotung#firstkhao#jojo tichakorn#mentions of sex and kink if that's not your tea
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💧 Tears for Vinny, but like, in a drama queen kinda way, if that makes sense. IDK I see him as a big drama queen when its something like "My favorite choker is busted and now I must WALLOW! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK HOT WITHOUT IT?! IT WENT WITH SO MANY OUTFITS!!"
It's gonna take him months of mourning to get over this one.
#Drayreplies#Anonymous#digital art#oc art#anthro#dragon#drake#scalie#world of diondra#vinnyWoD#vexWoD#i am now going to headcanon Vinny#using the smallest inconveniences to drain and be the most pathetic being imaginable for like at least 5 minutes
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Can Damian beat up Tim? Not asking if he physically can (he obviously can), but if you give your approval.
As much as I'd love for Damian to beat up Tim again the backlash against Damian would not be worth it people already demonise him for beating up a 17 year old when he was 10 now the age gap has gotten smaller
#ask#anon#do you know how people like to deage tim to make him look more pathetic in that fight#imagine that happening now#tim would end up being the younger of the two
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i forgor to post the kfp doodles
#tomioka giyuu#kny sabito#giyuu#sabito#anthro#loserboy giyuu posting#loverboy sabito posting#neros art tag#kny KFP au#sabito's an aggressive nuisance bc ppl make fun of him for being small and he always reacts which makes them want to do it more#then they make fun of him for always stopping & immediately chilling out whenever giyuu picks him up#furry version of the silly 'pathetic' piece#sabigiyuu#i imagine sab likes standing on giyuu's shoulders so people have to look up @ him to talk to him#if not giyuu he frequently hops up to high perches for the same effect. he still rarely looks down to others#yadda yadda some domiance thing that giyuu finds amusing- and endearing as he never does that around him makomo or urokodaki
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time for my daily terusai headcanon
kokomi never understood the thing where people have, like, time limits on how early they can tell their partners they love them. her line of thinking is "why would i date someone if i didnt love them?" so as soon as she gets with kusuo shes like I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCHCHHH to chiyo and chiyo is like "wow that's early!" and poor kokomi doesn't understand what the issue is. kusuo doesnt either, but he still hardly says he loves her because he doesn't like verbally expressing his emotions very much.
#kurumi hears kokomi say she loves kusuo and is like#love at first sight! just like me and kuniharu 🥰#and kusuo is deeply troubled by the idea of being like his parents#he cant imagine being as pathetic as his dad#five thinks too much#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#kusuo saiki#saiki kusuo#disastrous life of saiki k#saiki#kusuo#saiki kusou no psi nan#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo no ψ nan#saiki x teruhashi#kokomi teruhashi#terusai#teruhashi#teruhashi kokomi#tays terusai tag
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[ID: a coloured and shaded digital sketch of Luz and Lilith from the owl house. They're depicted with their designs from For the Future. Luz is tackle-hugging Lilith, ugly crying and exclaiming "I missed you so much". Lilith braces for the hug and smiles with tears also in her eyes. The background is a pale yellow colour and previous versions of the sketch can be seen at low opacity behind the full drawing. End ID]
When you see your cool aunt (actually a loser but you love her) for the first time in months and she has a badass apocalypse makeover but still somehow looks like a librarian
#the owl house#toh#luz noceda#lilith clawthorne#I have a distinct feeling they won't reunite until the last episode (which I'm cool with#we're kinda busy rn)#but that won't stop me from imagining self-indulgent scenarios!! I love their relationship so much#luz really went from calling Lilith a bitch in the only way the disney channel would allow to being like. okay she's pathetic#in the first few episodes of season 2 and then by elsewhere and elsewhen when Lilith is visibly doing better luz is so supportive#of like. her new job and hobbies and stuff#and Lilith is still the same cringe fail slug woman we all know and love but she cares about Luz!#she wants to help her and share her interests with her!#they're so lame together and I adore them soooo much. adhd and autism best friends forever (real)#this was a quick doodle that i put way too mucn effort into colouring and posing wise to not post#I'm proud of the shading not bc it's especially intricate or pretty#but because the process was entirely me colour picking each individual colour and futzing with it until i got coherent shading#it's not something i do often but i love to practice it cause i feel like it improves my colour sense#and also allows me to micro manage the palette#like how Luz's azura outfit and the inside of her mouth and Lilith's skin are all the same shade of off-white#BUT i gave Lilith's a warmer shading tone (bc it's skin and has blood beneath it) while Luz's teeth has a yellow shading cast#(since that's the colour teeth turn w/o enamel and most ppls teeth is a yellowy off-white anyway) and then Luz's outfit has a teal cast!#bc i wanted white fabric to look different to pale white skin or teeth#that's such a niche thing to have fun doing and appreciate abt my own work but like. it's there!#I'm not a master of colour by any means it's just nice to be able to do that
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Both show and book Penelope Featherington are far better than me actually because if I had to witness all of the love matches of the ton confident that it would never happen to me?? You’d be reading about me in the regency newspaper.
#Penelope would write Lady Whistledown like ‘Lord and Lady whatever are well matched. Wish ‘em the best.’#NO#I’d be like 'Anthony Bridgerton couldn’t stop staring at his gorjus stunning spectacular ethereal wife Kate all evening lol imagine being#that pathetic. get a grip bro.' and then pretend that I didn’t want to end it all then and there /j#she’s so strong 😔✊#penelope featherington#penelope bridgerton#romancing mr. bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#Alexa play The Prophecy by Taylor Swift 😍😍
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When she Half on my Life till I 2
#Spoofsart#Gordon Freeman#halflife2#half life#Alyx Vance#Freemance#PlatonicFreemance#can be seen as romantic if youd like! i like both versions of freemance! ^^ i just personally adore platonic freenance#seriously tho freemance is such an interesting ship ( platonic or romantic ) im gonna yap about platonic freemance cuz i wanna.#SPOILERS AHEAD !!!!#i always like to imagine that when alyx was told about gordon and who he was/what he did during the Resonance Cascade. all of it was a mix#of stories told by civilians and her dad and Kliner and Barney! all painting him as this heroic silent fearless hero who trashed his way out#of black mesa with nothing bu a crowbar! the aliens and HECU feared him yadda yadda yadda! but then when she ACTUALLY MEETS HIM#SEES HIM FOR HERSELF. hes all beaten up on the ground in his civvies and she had to save him from the civil patrol cops 😭#pathetic little loser meow meow bark woof awwooo whgrhrgrgrgr (im love gordon- )#and she still has that “celebrity crush” ordeal with him#but after hours of fighting alongside him she learns that hes not what the stories painted him out to be#hes just some guy#during ep 2 when youre driving around with alyx. i like to imagine that during every pitstop Gordon just looks around finds nick nacks#thingamajigs and other stuff and shows it to Alyx. like letting his guard down and actually being human instead of in a constant state of#locking in and surviving yknow? anyway where was i? yeah they bond during the roadtrip to whiteforest#small moments of acting like stupid little kids together! and its during these moments that alyx realizes that shes happy with being gordon#s best friend! not a downgrade at all tho#friendships can be just as fun as relationships!#i see romantic and platonic as equals mmkay#anyway where was i?#yeah i drew this on Magma with a good friend of mine ^^ Razzmtazz!!!!#love drawing HL2 it rewired my brain.#love yall even tho i dont post much if at all 😭#i swear im cooking - gaben
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#thanks for the dm dana sjfdhsjdfs#genuinely like all the fatigue of the past few months hit all at once this morning and when im overly stressed my mental health#gets bad. like really really bad#it was nice 2 laugh abt something ridiculous ajkhjkdfsdh#fnaf#spacie scribbles#at first this was gonna be springtrap talking 2 me but it makes more sense if its you lmaoksjdfkslfdj#i dont remember what your sona looks like forgive me 😭#and i didnt wanna dig something up for this shitpost so#i shuld learn 2 draw gore so that when i feel really bad like this i can draw characters getting hurt#genuinely think that would make me feel better#well. ig ik what imma be spending the rest of tonight doing#imagine being such a pathetic old decrepit creature that a couple plastic balls are all it takes ta destroy you#i could beat his ass. its canonically possible for me ta beat his ass#i wouldnt even hafta try that hard#buddy. you're DONE#also his hips.....#damn#thighs are a weakness of mine like dude.#look at his shit bro. this is fucking ludicrous#the way his stance is#auuugh#sickening
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Loki watching Thor go home with the people who hit him with their van, wrestle in mud, "you're big, fought bigger", fail to lift his hammer and collapse onto his knees about it: fatherless behaviour
Loki:
Loki: I have the funniest idea
#Loki looking at Thor captured by SHIELD being numb and pathetic: this is going to be SO funny later#and then he decides to tell Thor that their dad DIED in the 2 seconds Thor was gone for#like imagine you get kicked out of your house and a few hours later your trusted little brother calls you on your cell phone#and he's like ''Thor the stress of kicking you out killed our dad. yeah no he straightup jujst died. he's dead now. yeah :(''#''mom says we can't let you back because the neighbours are still mad you broke their window. bummer. sorry man :(''#''anyway love the images of you out there being a thot in the few hours of freedom you've had. hope you get better soon. bye :(''
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My biggest pet peeve with Harry potter is that jkr did not write Snape the way she seems to think she did 💀
#I've been listening to the books A LOT lately#And there are definitely more things I dislike#But that is the main one and has always been#I'm genuinely so excited for the audiobooks to be released with a full 100+ cast#But yea Snape is an asshole#A creep#And a bully#And pathetic#That being said#If HP was exactly the same but Snape was a woman?#Losing the woman you love to a man?#I still wouldn't like Snape but at least that'd be relatable#I mean can you imagine
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