#like i was a heckler

[cuckhowell]

my biggest flex and also regret is that my little sister and i both got into our tatinof show with the weird stories from our childhood but my little undiagnosed autistic self couldn’t fathom that they were talking about us and making jokes so i just ended up being a 15 year old screaming at them as if they would respond in the middle of the show and that truly keeps me up at night.

[inga-don-studio]

Met a local celeBEARty today at Oaks Amusement Park :3

And while not the greatest video (or shooting score), sharing my one round in the shooting gallery with a bit of Barker Bear’s shtick at the end for posterity:

[heffrondriving]

soooo. that new big time rush album huh

[pan-de-queer]

anyone wanna kindly heckle-support me into finishing my soulmate au?

[angeltannis]

I just love that most interactions between Frey and Cuff are like [Completely unnecessary rude comment] [immediate, equally assholish response]

[starblaster]

If you have not been attending protests and you haven’t yet seen recordings of them online, the things Zionists will just come up to you and say are so baffling and appalling and shocking. Their behavior is just so fucked up, the things they say are downright unconscionable. One woman told us she would “come back with some bear mace,” threatening to pepperspray us.

[sonsband]

my alarm went off at what still felt like 2:30am so I could land here at 8:00am to go to work for the full eight hours and then go home to drop my luggage off and change super fast but grab the wrong shirt to go box and it was all boxing drills no combos at all for two hours and when we finally got to kicks I just zoned out in a low squat for my short partner to work on aiming for the tendon and I was gone

but it's almost 10pm and I'm gonna sleep so fuckin good

[july-19th-club]

ugh the most hungriest embarassingest desire to go watch mangusbane again . i miss him . and his big italian boytoy

[orangechickenpillow]

I don't care what anyone says ever, Piano Man is a fucking bop

[bioswear]

DONT REBLOG

Yeah but what if I got a megaphone to heckle my upstairs neighbors with whenever they have squeaky bed sex

I also made this too bc it’s fucking funny, which i think I will print out and put in a SpongeBob folder and leave it also by their door, maybe when I move out next year or if I get woken up at 4 am again

[icarusplunged]

d&d update: raine has finally entered her catgirl era

[embers-burning-bright]

you know you've stayed up too late when you find. the really fucking lesphobic comedian on youtube that somehow is really popular with zero opposition in the comments

[qomrades]

was wearing a mask at the fish and chip shop the other day and this woman approaches me as i wait for my food like 'excuse me..... you don't know me........ but i'm a gp and did you know, when you wear a mask' and i'm like ohhhh my god okay. well maybe she has something interesting to say she said she's a gp maybe i'm wearing it wrong or something. but then she says 'when you wear a mask the bacteria goes back into your mouth and stagnates between the barrier and your throat? it won't protect you it only works if YOURE sick. i just thought i'd let you know 🥰' which. okay well first that makes no fucking sense and second of all are you sure youre a gp bc i'm pretty sure thats fucking bogus. like i'm pretty sure a cursory google search or jstor scroll could refute your claims there. THIRD of all who fucking give a shit. maybe i AM sick you dont fucking know. maybe i'm actively trying to protect other people maam did you think of that. maybe thats the point of the gd mask. my job often surrounds me with higher risk individuals maybe i want to keep them safe. my job also makes me liable to get Very sick Very often maybe i don't want to pass that shit on did you think of that? no you didn't bc i'm not going to go up to a stranger and volunteer life facts and my unsolicited opinion. in the fucking fish and chip shop.

anyway

[englishmagic]

Yet again I’m reminded of the time some dude yelled this at me through a car window at 1:00 AM, in the thickest cockney accent you can imagine:

“OY, MAYTE! I THOUGHT YOU WAS A FEMAYLE!”

Like, me too, bro. Glad we both came to the right conclusion about that eventually.

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

despite being tiny apparently a couple cops were keeping an eye on me when a lose acquaintance/possibly friend? and i walked past so. the style is a success! it is working as intended

[octozay]

standup comedy but I'm sitting down and I say really depressing shit