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franollie · 6 months ago

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with what you tagged the wlw Kataang I agree. I don’t know if it’s just bc I’m a lesbian but wlw-ified straight ships hit so much more. Anyways do you have any other ships you think would be infinitely improved by making them wlw? Mine is defo timsteph (even tho Tim couldn’t be a girl to me) just bc they’d be such fun Sapphic exes

to be honest i think everything is better once its hit with the wlw-beam but if i had to pick actual ships to make wlw:

1. DICKKORY genuinely forget dick is a man sometimes

2. Gwevin. everyone agrees with me dwdw kevin’s a nb butch lesbian

3. Gajevy…that one gavey artist i follow;;they’re the only one who understands…

4. Yamayachi 👍👍 no one follows me for haikyuu but just know they are lesbians to me

5. Dickroy not a het ship but they are always lezzing out and for what..

special bonus:

Capril (SHOUT OUT TO ROTMNT FOR MAKING CAPRIL LESBIANSSSS) <- not really their casey is just an unhinged butch girl

#fran talks #anon #💌#this was ver self indulgent so thank you anon #some ships that were nominated for the highly coveted award of ‘should be wlw’:#fengqing and labru #<- both inevitably denied entry due to being not het relationships #clois but i decided clark was too much of a man for me to reasonably argue for me actually seeing them as lesbians #like i love clark. but. that is a man.#hes not even butch he really went out there and gave us simply a guy.#dickkory #gwevin #gajevy #yamayachi #dickroy

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usercelestial · 4 months ago

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"you all hated taylor kelly, abby clark, ana flores, and every other female love interest but loooove tommy kinard, therefore you're misogynistic" SO CLOSE! i actually never hated any of those women, or any other female love interest for that matter because i'm better than you, but uh good luck next time ig <3

#actually sorry yeah im filled with love #would it be better if i hated all of those women AND a gay man. like would that be a better combination?#lucky for me im not an idiot and i dont hate any of them #its the whole assuming everyone hated every female love interest so seeing people like the male love interest strikes you a misogynistic #like uh well it might be if thats what was actually happening but you guys are the ones who were being weird so #bucktommy #taylor kelly #tommy kinard #abby clark #ana flores #margot yaps

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faerie-fang · 1 month ago

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never thought i’d be invested in clark kent x bruce wayne but i think they should have a chat noir ladybug marinette adrian thing going on lets hold hands and think about it

#idk i just feel like that bruce wayne with superman and that clark kent with bat man ykwim ykwim #love square that’s actually just two people my beloved <3 #bruce wayne #battinson #clark kent #superbat #chat noir #miraculous ladybug #kelp #the batman #superman legacy

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monkesupreme · 2 months ago

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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post

#chattin #due to. recent tags that resonated w me #im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope #esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever #ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like #fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front #but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places #things that let him see things w a microscopic lens #things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe #u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about #i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around #and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else #a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant #HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way #saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin #but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it #and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much #get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely #love him #xenobio #for tagging

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shannonsketches · 10 months ago

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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#dbtag #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

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littlefankingdom · 6 months ago

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The Young Justice animated show really made Batman "not the step dad, but the dad that stepped up", especially for Kon.

Like, not only does he go out with Clark to lecture him about being a good father figure to Kon after they found him, but in the comics, in the first issue, Kon spends all day waiting for Clark to check on him, clearly expecting some kind of father-son dynamic, only for Bruce to send child support so he can buy himself clothes and pay Wally's parents for the expenses during his stay with them.

He just met the kid and he has set up a trust fund for him. In this show, he probably has a trust fund for all the team's members. If anyone of them want to go to college, Batman is paying.

#bruce wayne #batman #kon el kent #young justice #dc comics #my ramblings #my favorite writing of Bruce is this “always a father” one #it's about a child well-being mental or physical? Batman has a lecture for you #THREE TIMES I have seen him being portrayed talking to Clark about the responsibilities of fatherhood/being a father figure #again it's ooc to make him a bad father the man cares about education so much he will lecture his best friend about it #dick must be like “alright guys remember he was my dad first so STAY AWAY.”#“I love you guys you're like my family but this is MY dad not yours”

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imprisoned-marrionetta · 1 year ago

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Y’all what would happen if we trapped these guys in a room together.

(Also known as my three favorite characters from my three favorite webtoons)

#marionetta #tonny marionetta #anthonn gremminger #hooky webtoon #hooky #monica hooky #I HAD TO GOOGLE MONICA’S LAST NAME TO FIND OUT SHE HAD NONE #school bus graveyard #aiden sbg #aiden clark #they’re so silly #name one thing they have in common (spoilers: nothing (maybe))#YES I REALLY LOVE TONNY THIS IS MY SECOND POST IN A ROW ABOUT HIM #sometimes i wonder if i only like aiden because i had a nagito phase growing up /j #also tbf logan and ashlyn are also up there as my faves #but aiden hits different man #ANYWHO have the sillies

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nat-20s · 3 months ago

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Favorite thing about Clark Kent, or alternatively, favorite Superman comic?

Favorite thing about Clark Kent can really be summed up with this comic page:

Like I know the joke is that People like Superman because he's nice but like. That so is the appeal to me is that Clark Kent possesses an unwavering, unflinching kindness and care for everyone. He believes, fundamentally, in the ability for people to grow, and change, and be better, even we he thinks an individual currently sucks ass. In his ideal world, people like Lex Luthor aren't taken down. They aren't defeated, they aren't killed, they're striving to be more. To give up the constant struggle for wealth and power in favor for struggling to help. To use their status and their riches and change the system they so long benefited from into something that makes it so everyone can live.

And the thing is, Clark Kent does this from such a fundamentally human place. He has love and kindness and is proud of you, not from the perspective of a god, but from the perspective of a guy who listened to his parents on how to be good. AND he's flawed! He can be bitchy and frustrated and petty and angry just like anyone AND he still guided by a fundamental principle of kindness. Not because he's immune to bad actions, not because of his powers, not because he can sit on a throne above the little people, but because he loves us, he loves people, he loves his friends and his family and strangers on the street and his enemies, even if they don't love him back.

(Side tangent: this is why i can't stand a cynical, bitter, borderline villain Superman. OR a boring personalityless Superman. Both of them miss the point of his character, that his humanity and complexity and moments of weakness and goodness are not all separate, disparate characteristics, but in fact all one in the same. [double side tangent: i should get to fight zack snyder in a denny's parking lot.)

I also like that he's funney sometimes.

Favorite Superman Comics:

Hmm. Well I'm far from super well versed in Superman comics, I know him overall from other media better, BUT I can recommend:

Superman: Birthright by Mark Waid

Superman VS The Klan by Gene Luen Yang

Superman: For All Seasons by Jeph Loeb

and especially people that want to get more to the core of the character without being bogged down with a shit ton of lore

Superman: Red & Blue by various authors.

(I've also been enjoying the Superman/Batman series by Mark Waid. Dude knows what I want in a comic lol)

#replies #dio-icarticaae #superman #clark kent #there's more i could go on. i like his status as an immigrant. i like when he's jewish coded.#i like his struggles with the multiple parts of himself. clark son of ma and pa. clark big city reporter. kal-el the last son of krypton #kal-el the abassador of krypton #and of course: superman. the public figure and hero that #more exists as a result of the collective conciousness than as a person #OUGH there's a comic where kal-el and clark kent get separated due to Space Lightening #AND IT OWNS. I LOVE YOU HUMAN MAN CLARK KENT AND YOU'RE REFUSAL TO GIVE UP #i coudl yap about superman for hours.#i literally did on a first date

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spacedolphinrehab · 9 months ago

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Lobo kills Superman 4k 1080p high res GRAPHIC ((NOT CLICKBAIT))

#gives this to you with my hands #I love this so much and I only did like. Two things to make it #Anyway read action comics 1065 NOW .#Lobo #superman #dc comics #dc universe #lobo dc #dc lobo #Superman man of tomorrow #clark kent

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smilechiales · 7 months ago

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I just of a Night at the Museum AU where lightning strikes a comic store and despite all logic all the statues of heroes, villains, etc. just come alive and it's absolute chaos.

The Justice League is trying to crack the case why they are suddenly in a store where all their secret identities are on full display, the Avengers are running around and smashing things, somewhere Erik Lehnsherr and Charles Xavier are playing chess and arguing.

And the person on shift is a fan but is totally not getting paid enough for this sh*t.

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kkaimmri · 15 days ago

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i really liked dark knights of steel but bruce being clark’s half brother really threw me off. like i know that it was supposed to be medieval and stuff so it didn’t rlly matter if ‘batman’ had powers but it feels like it goes against his character??

like he’s literally supposed to be this unnaturally powerful person DESPITE not having powers amongst all these god like beings of creation and strength. that’s what makes him stand out and what makes him ten times scarier!!

i also didn’t rlly like how the robins were written :( i hate hate HATEEEEE when they’re written to be his employees. its such a watered down version of their purpose but wtv nothings perfect.

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mamawasatesttube · 15 days ago

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the other night i had a dream that i was reading superman '87 and there was a sequence about lana lang actually being a closeted lesbian who secretly yearned to be butch, but then the writers changed and that plotline got completely discarded in favor of having her marry pete ross and pine after clark forever. and then i woke up and was like god dammit we could have had something there!!!! i almost started to give a shit about lana lang!!!

#rimi talks #if lana lang was a case study in severe comp het i could actually give a shit about her i think. alas!#as it is unfortunately i still have yet to actually read anything that makes me care about her outside of supergirl '05 w her and kara #and even there its like. i mostly only care about her relationship With Kara. bc i like kara.#its unfortunate i just . man. she has no personality outside of ''nice girl from smallville who's clark's friend/first love''#like. does she even have any hobbies? interests? opinions on... anything? not so far in anything ive read :/ she exists just to be The Woma #lesbianism could have fixed her. unfortunately that was only in my head and not actually real after all. alas :/

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junespriince · 8 months ago

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Hal: weird, you're not afraid of bats, I mean Barry wasn't as afraid but you know he had the manners to not say it out loud what he's thinking about.

Wally: wow, speedsters being different from other speedster, it almost like we're different people with different personalities and such.

Hal: rude... Barry never act like this.

Wally: hold on, *looks through his lunch bag* oh, would you look at that, out of fucks to give.

Oliver: well, Mr. Sass, can I ask you a question.

Wally: I don't know, can you?

Oliver: damn, really shouldn't have let you get corrupted by Roy.

Wally: wrong, I always been this way. Just aged, like a fine wine.

Oliver: ... I mean Barry was horrible, but you're worse than him.

Wally: yeah, because he's not my blood dad, I take after my momma.

Oliver: Mary?

Wally: Iris.

Oliver:

Oliver: yeah I see it, anything that's not my question, my question is why ain't you scared of him or creeped out at least.

Wally: easy, I saw his ditsy civilian persona, how the hell am I supposed to be scared of that? Hm? I can't be, all I see is a emo furry ditz with a punching problem.

Oliver: well, how do you feel about this Diana? Someone bullying your mans

Diana: well, let's see, my love how do you feel getting bullied by your son-in-law in front of your teammates?

Bruce, grumbling: horrible.

Diana, smiles and cheerful: I love it then.

Clark, sighing: dia, give Bruce a break, he has gremlin children he needs a break.

Wally: he doesn't deserve a break, not after he took one of his child's own mantle away from him, but we don't have to unpack that small rock in your fucky wucky quarry now.

Arthur: I thought this meeting was about the rate of high level crimes spiking...

Martian: Aquaman, shut up I'm enjoying our new flash bullying Batman.

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bruciemilf · 17 days ago

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Actually, it would be incredibly funny if TJ ended up dating either Lois or Jimmy, verifying the “every Wayne needs their superfam member” theory as fact.

#Lois be like hey is anyone gonna date this weird ass drop addict from gotham #and she will do whatever regardless of answer.#bruce: dating Clark can be a surprisingly challenging experience #because of the super strength and lasers.#tj: try buying Lois something for her birthday and we’ll talk #tj wayne #I love that emo man #thomas wayne jr

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monkesupreme · 2 months ago

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Clark being an only child (and a miracle baby at that) has so much potential i dont think i see alot of people tap into. He must have been SO spoiledt growing up…..u Know hes got brat behavior in his bones…

#chattin #clark #throwing silent tantrums in his head .#hes stubborn and i fully believe its bc hes hardly ever had to take no for an answer #and hes got the build to back it up #hes like obv polite and nice and respectful thats his whole Thing #but come on .#baby brat man puffs out his chest and squints his eyes at any and all authority figures #i love the idea of him hating batman soooo much in the beginning bc of it #‘tryna tell me what i can and cant do. fucker .’

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blackynsupremacy · 5 months ago

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AAAH i knew they looked familiar! 😩🥺

love a black woman from infinity to infinityyyyy!

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