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When someone has 100kg of weight crushing them and you remove 10kg of it, it’s natural for their response to be “that’s a start, now about the other 90kg.” That’s not mean; that’s basic self worth.
When we successfully defeated Donald Trump, there was lukewarm relief, a reminder that you were only allowed one or maybe two days to celebrate and then it was back to work.
The United States doesn’t have public healthcare, university tuition is extortionate, and the federal minimum wage is $7.25 unless you’re a server in which case it’s $2 and let’s hope all your customers are generous enough to toss you a percentage of their bill. Of course Americans wanted better.
The only post I saw about Juneteenth was reminding us that there were enslaved people who were killed instead of freed and therefore celebrating the end of chattel slavery was wrong, and besides, we have prison labor so nothing really changed or got better and there’s nothing to celebrate anyway.
I don’t know if you’re black, but as a white person I don’t expect black people to just be grateful that they’re not plantation slaves anymore.
So of course when we have a major setback, we fall apart and have to start frantic damage control.
People are falling apart because their situations were already precarious and now it’s about to get worse.
Frantic discourse ensues over how much people are allowed to unplug before it becomes bad and selfish. Yes, maybe you can have this one day off Mr. Cratchit but you better be here and miserable early the next morning.
As someone who has dealt with charities a lot, charities and activists come on strong because they need all the help they can get. You have to be able to be confident in your “sorry, I can’t, but I wish you the best” without getting validation from them, because they have bigger priorities.
Like abusive bosses always insisting you squeeze out more, more, more, and any achievement is just proof you were lazy the other times and impetus for more work.
It might feel the same, but this really isn’t an OK comparison to make. Bosses are doing it from a place of power and with the purpose of leeching more from you to give themselves more privilege. Oppressed people are doing it from a place of desperation, and that doesn’t mean you’re obligated to let yourself drown, but you have to get your validation about it from someone other than them. Redirect your anger to the people in our respective countries who voted us into these situations and just took for granted that people like you and me would step up and give more help to the people who are getting fucked over through these people’s selfishness.
The harsh truth about activism is that the people you’re doing it for are in shitty situations, which means you’re going to see a lot of anger about those shitty situations and a lot of pressure to do more. You have to get confident about your own boundaries and recognise who is really causing the stress you’re under.
I’m sorry but if there is one thing the Tumblr left needs crucially, it’s the ability to celebrate.
I remember when marriage equality was called and there were waves of rainbows and love wins posts. When we successfully defeated Donald Trump, there was lukewarm relief, a reminder that you were only allowed one or maybe two days to celebrate and then it was back to work. That is if you were even a good person for voting Biden. We never did settle if he was better than Trump. (We did.). We didn’t celebrate student loan debt relief or any of the accomplishments of the Biden administration, or any of the times Trump was blocked, or other countries succeeding in keeping fascists out of office. Who cares if we had successes? It’s not good enough. Back to work!
And this anti-celebratory attitude stretches back to the past. On the 100th anniversary of female suffrage in America, we were reminded that not all women had the vote and so we weren’t allowed to celebrate. The only post I saw about Juneteenth was reminding us that there were enslaved people who were killed instead of freed and therefore celebrating the end of chattel slavery was wrong, and besides, we have prison labor so nothing really changed or got better and there’s nothing to celebrate anyway. Trans Day of Visibility comes with Trans Day of Remembrance so that people don’t fill the tags with hate crimes and death. So on and so forth. Nothing gets better. Nothing changes. Back to work!
So of course when we have a major setback, we fall apart and have to start frantic damage control. Frantic discourse ensues over how much people are allowed to unplug before it becomes bad and selfish. Yes, maybe you can have this one day off Mr. Cratchit but you better be here and miserable early the next morning. Like abusive bosses always insisting you squeeze out more, more, more, and any achievement is just proof you were lazy the other times and impetus for more work.
If we are never allowed to acknowledge any of our victories, how are we supposed to survive our defeats?
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Sylus Monster Dick Agenda: The Facts + Dragon Sylus Mating Headcanons (at the end)
Alright, so you saw Sylus is now a dragon. Awesome. Beautiful. Now I've already seen people discussing him having hemipeens and I wanna come on here and explain how they'd actually be working. It's fine if you make headcanons on how his dick would be (and if you do please state they're a headcanon), but if you're gonna be a monster fucker who wants to fuck actual hemipeens, make sure you've done research on how they work.
Hemipeens:
So obviously there's a lot of different reptiles out there, and their hemipeens are generally in the same wheelhouse, but with the sheer amount of species out there, it's impossible to cover them all in a quick post explaining how to write them in your erotica. We're going to be focusing on lizards for this, because they're the closest to a traditional western dragon which is what Sylus appears to be (if you wanted to do a more traditional Chinese based dragon, they'd be somewhat more akin to a snake and lizard hybrid) I'll also briefly cover a snake's though, just in case.
Lizard Hemipeens: A lizards hemipeens (focusing on bearded dragons) are normally more lobed in appearance. They're shorter but, in comparison to the rest of the body, are large in shape.
Lizard Hemipeens: Have spikes or ridges on them that help secure the female during mating, They're not extremely sharp, but if the male is being too rough during mating, or it takes too long, it can definitely cause discomfort. However, keep in mind, this is when mating with another female lizard, which have adapted to be more resilient. If it was a human, it could be a different story.
Lizard Hemipeens: Are stored in a cloaca when not mating. It's a flexible muscular structure to house the hemipeens. When mating, the hemipeens turn everted (inside out).
Lizard Hemipeens: Sit side by side, and have a small space between them. They aren't just like two dicks next to one another. They also vary in appearance, but most of the time they're more tubular.
Lizard Hemipeens: Are only out during the mating process. In fact, if they're out for too long it can cause a prolapse.
Snake Hemipeens: Generally more elongated and looks more like a cylinder. Snakes have more of a need for longer insertion in order to breed their mate, unlike a lizard.
Snake Hemipeens: Also often have the small hooks or spines to help keep their mate in place. Just like lizards, these don't often cause injury in the female unless it's too rough or mating takes too long.
Snake Hemipeens: Other than the little hooks or spines, a lot of species hemipeens are more smooth, however species like a boa or python have more texture to them.
Snake Hemipeens: Tend to have a more forked appearance on each of the hemipeens on the end. The hemipeens are also closer together on the body, but still sit side by side.
Snake Hemipeens: Are houses in the cloaca, like the lizards and a lot of other reptiles.
Key Differences: Lizard hemipeens tend to have have small ridges or spines, while snake hemipeens may have hooks or spiny structures.
Key Differences: Lizard hemipeens tend to be flatter and more lobed, whereas snake hemipeens are more cylindrical and elongated.
Key Differences: Snake hemipeens are generally longer and more narrow than the shorter, more compact hemipeens of most lizards.
Mating Seasons
In general, reptiles will mate when the weather is warmer. During the cold months they tend to be more lethargic. Of course in captivity this can change, but overall, you're looking at spring and summer for mating.
Lizards: Tend to mate in the spring when it's warming up.
Snakes: Will normally mate in spring or summer once they get out of brumation (a period of dormancy similar to hibernation for cold-blooded animals), Generally they'll go into their mating season right after brumation.
Mating Behaviors
Keep in mind, during mating, Lizards and snakes only use ONE of their hemipeens for mating. It depends on the positioning of their mate when they mount them. Sometimes if the "run out of juice" they can use the other hemipeen as a last resort.
Lizards: Will become more territorial and aggressive towards other males during mating season.
Lizards: Males will often slightly change color during mating season, bob their heads, and wave their arms to attract female mates.
Lizards: Mating is normally kept shorter, only being a couple minutes long.
Lizards: Can scent during mating, but it's a secondary thing. They rely more on visuals.
Lizards: Will sometimes bite during mating in order to lock the female into place.
Snakes: Male snakes will compete with other males for the mate, often fighting, wrestling, etc.
Snakes: Will leave scent trails for their mates and vibrate their tails to attract females.
Snakes: Mating can take a few minutes to a few hours.
Snakes: Rely heavily on scents during mating. They have the Jacobsen's organ on the roof of their mouth that allows them to pick on on other snake's pheromones.
Snakes: Biting in snakes is more common during mating, and can happen before and during copulation.
OKAY! So that's just a fucking rundown on anatomy and mating habits. Now how to incorporate this into your monster fucker stuff for Sylus.
Writing Dragon Sylus Dicks
Sylus as a character has shown to be very caring towards the MC, so I don't think he would ever purposefully harm her. So during mating these are some things I can see happening (Disclaimer: all these are headcanons based off facts on reptile anatomy and mating behaviors):
Dragon Sylus: Would scent his mate and the area around her, even if MC doesn't understand why or can't smell it at all, it would put him at ease.
Dragon Sylus: Would be more gentle with biting as to not cause serious injury to MC. He might break the skin slightly, but overall they'd be very shallow.
Dragon Sylus: Would be a bit more territorial of MC and try to keep her away from other males only during mating season. During the other times he'd allow MC full autonomy. If MC stated she didn't appreciate it, he would explain the reasoning so she'd understand the difference in species.
Dragon Sylus: Would only fuck MC with one of the hemipeens and be gentle so the hooks or ridges don't cause harm. Would do several check ins to make sure she's okay.
Dragon Sylus: Could hypothetically go for several rounds depending if he's more lizard or snake like, but would be reading MC's body language and words to know if she'd be able to handle it.
Dragon Sylus: Would be the king of aftercare. He'd patch up any wounds he inflicted to prevent infection, make sure MC is fed and taken care of, and if it was uncomfortable he would try to find a balm or numbing cream and now fuck MC for days until she's fully recovered, and only then he'll touch her if she gives him the 'okay'.
I mainly had to write this because I saw a post about someone saying the hemipeens would both excrete different things (one would be a numbing agent, the other is cum). Also how at the end it would glue the vaginal canal shut essentially which is such a non-con thing. Can you imagine if that happened? Infection? Death. Just so another male can't go in. It made no sense. Everyone is free to have their own headcanons, but please STATE IT AS SUCH.
And if you're going to have a rough Sylus who fucks MC and harms her during the process, fucking tag your shit. That is a Non-Con situation, and nobody on here has been tagging their Non-Con Sylus content. Tag it. Warn about it. TAG YOUR SHIT PROPERLY!!!
But ya, there you go. How it would logically work for a Dragon Sylus smut.
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PICK YOUR POISON - CS / MS
No Nut November - Day 26
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-➤ After Chris stood you up again, you went to Matt which led to some unexpected results
You weren’t quite sure how long you’d spent tapping your feet on the cold wooded floors. You weren’t sure how many more complimentary breadsticks you could have before you had to start paying. You weren’t sure if he was even coming.
The battery on your phone had deteriorated from a full charge throughout the night, you didn’t have Chris to entertain you. It was pathetic. Your own boyfriend had left you sitting at the restaurant, with only a wine bottle as company. The skin around your nails had been long destroyed by the edge of your teeth, gnawing at him impatiently.
With the amount of stress your studies had given you, the invitation to dinner was accepted with ease. He asked you when he noticed the strain of your behaviour, your eyes squinting past the fatigue. Knowing he set the date for only a week away, you restocked on his favourite perfume of yours. That ended up being reapplied throughout the night.
A waiter, the one who had realised the problem early on, had returned to your table. “Miss? Are you alright, would you like another drink.” The place as empty enough that you didn’t have to be forced out your seat but with people staring at you from around the room, they didn’t have to.
“I’m okay, thank you. I should take my leave to be honest. I appreciate it though.” You pulled your dress down as you reached for the small purse by your feet, wrapped around your ankle. It felt awkward enough to shuffle off the chair in silence, your hand not taken by Chris’. “How much was the wine?” The click of the purse was followed by the crashing of coins in your wallet.
“On the house, after tonight, it’s the least I could do.” She tried to be sweet, she really had. It was too much which resulted in a bittersweet smile and sagged shoulders. “Thank you.”
The chill of the night wasn’t helping your dampened spirits. Goosebumps rose to your skin and not even the warmth of your palm could subside it.
“C’mon, c’mon…” The ‘brr’ tone from the phone just left you desperate. Maybe he was hurt, maybe you were mad for stupid reasons. He didn’t pick up for a while. Why did he have to make you worry?
That went away when he answered, drunk.
You weren’t listening to the multiple calls of your name; the slur told you everything. Rage was quickly replaced with pity, for yourself.
You’d lost count at how many times he had abandoned you like this. The excuses started to be realistic.
‘My work meeting ran late’
‘ I think I got food poisoning’
‘I thought I booked it for next week instead’
But this time? He chose partying instead, you could practically smell the gin on his lips. Just as you did every time.
“Y/n? you there?!” His voice reverberated in your ears, his voice echoing in your mind. You just didn’t have it in you to hide your anger.
“You forgot, fucking prick” The end dial rung in a pleasant comparison to his voice. Disappointment ran through your veins more than rage, that emotion disappeared a long time ago.
The wind picked up, blowing the ends of your hair through the wind. Lines of brick pressed against your back, out the way of strangers walking by. Several options ran through your mind simultaneously and you chose the safest one. Calling Matt. Not only would you not have to spend money on an anxious ride, but you’d get company. You had enough of being alone tonight.
“Hey? How’s the date” High hopes and promise trailed through his voice, besides the obvious mouthful of chips. When he was met with a wall of silence and a shaky breath, he understood. He always did. “Right… want to send me your location.”
“I didn’t even ask anything from you?”
“You didn’t have to, my house or yours?” For the first time in a few hours a laugh slipped past and dispersed into the air. Solemn but honest. “Yours, please.”
He quietly hummed in acknowledgement, shovelling a few chips into his mouth to finish them off so he could hurry in your direction. You pressed the ‘end call’ button for him and leant your head on the line of bricks, the air of your breath mingling into the coldness. By now you assumed you would end up in your house, or the warmth of Chris’ bed, not the concrete.
A few strangers offered you a smile as you stood there, headphones covering your ears. At least they were warm.
Suddenly the honk of a horn made you meet eyes with matt, his arm hanging out the window, calling you with his hand. “Get in! Its fucking freezing out here.”
A wide smile crossed your face at the thought of being in that warmth your fingers started to crave and when the car door shut, you weren’t disappointed.
“Hey, uh- the heating is on and… here.” He leant into the seat behind him and gave you a hot water bottle that had a cute fluffy cover. “I made that while I got ready, is that warm enough or-?”
“Ahh thanks Matt, this is perfect.” Both of your hands immediately shoved themselves directly onto it, hugging it to your chest. He chuckled at the sight and began to reverse out of the temporary parking space.
“How long were you there for?” Matt tried to express how sincere he was when asking but when trying to focus on the road during night, that grew difficult.
“Oh- like… maybe two hours? I kinda lost count. I ended up on TikTok for a while”
“Two hours?! Oh sweetheart, you should’ve called me earlier.” You shrugged, too tired to shut down his offer.
“I guess I was hoping he would show up.” He couldn’t deny the reasoning behind your words, but he also knew how much it hurt you. Only now could he see the devastation on your face, thankfully no signs of tears. Guess the tissues he packed weren’t necessary anymore, they use to be.
His house was warm too, inviting. The goosebumps had subsided by now. You took this free time as a chance to grab a wipe from your bag and get rid of the makeup that was scattered on your face. Your lipstick was long gone with the amount you bit your lips out of habit, yet the deep eyeshadow remained resolute.
You had been laying on the sofa for the same amount of time you were in the restaurant for, a random sitcom entertaining you and Matt while you talked. Your heels were sporadic on the floor along with your purse. A loose hoodie over your shoulders, it wasn’t Chris’.
The silence was quickly broken by the front door crashing open. You sobered up a little when Matt jolted beside you. The late hour pushed Chris home, stumbling. The motion lights stayed on, shadowing his face from you. You didn’t need to see him, you wanted to hear him, an apology. One that would never come.
“The fuck you mean forgot?” He stated his words loudly, reciting your points from the phone call.
“You left me Chris, again. You promised me a date night, I waited for you. For near enough two hours!” Why didn’t he seem sorry? Now the tears begun to start. The pit in your stomach clenched harder, the breath harder to get into your lungs. It felt so expelled with disappointment.
“Sorry.” Spoken like a child that was forced to say it. He just stood there. How could he stand there like nothing happened.
“You know what Chris, I am done! Done with your stupidity, done with your lies and I’m done with your cowardness.” Rage filled your body fast. You weren’t sure what to do, but you just wanted him to know how it felt to be betrayed by someone, someone he cared about.
You took a glance at Matt who just sunk into himself as much as he could, he didn’t want to intrude. As you picked up your heels and purse from the floor, the hoodie became prominent in your mind. So did a plan. Without any hesitation, your hand gripped Matt’s jawline, pushing him towards you. You both met into a kiss, one neither of you pulled away from. He didn’t pull back until you did, he was too stunned to do anything else. Other than focus on the unexpected taste of cherries.
“What the fuck!?” Chris’ voice deterred your mind from going too far and with that you left.
The brothers were in for a long night.
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Re-skimmed through a bunch of Dune Messiah last night because why not and now I am having thoughts:
The thing that sticks with me most is the tone. It's melancholy, it's eerie, it's unsettled and weird. Cannot think of a more pitch-perfect director for it than Denis Villeneuve. He's gonna nail it.
There is...not that much...actual story? Denis has referred to it in interviews as "a small book" and I'm like my guy it is 350 pages. But there are actually not that many plot beats. It's just that every. single. scene. is WILDLY overwritten. The real challenge of adapting Dune is not the giant worms or the dense complicated worldbuilding or the fact that actors have to say the name "Duncan Idaho" repeatedly with a straight face. It's that there are pages and pages and PAGES of internal monologue that have to be externalized somehow for film.
After a re-skim my gut instinct for "how much story goes in a feature film" is that if you just wrote out the dialogue and action that happens in every scene in the book in screenplay format you'd end up with...maybe about an hour of material? Which is great, actually, because it means there is room to add stuff. Like a whole new independent plotline for Chani if they decide to do that.
It may seem insane to add things to an adaptation of what's notoriously one of the wordiest series in classic sci-fi but it's worth remembering that they added quite a bit to Dune Part Two. Most of the first hour of the movie--almost everything before the worm ride except for Jessica drinking the Water of Life--is stuff that isn't in the book. And it's the best part of the movie essential to making the movie work as well as it does. Yes, they also cut elements from both parts (the dinner scene, the whole plotline where Gurney thinks Jessica is a Harkonnen spy, Thufir Hawat's fate, Leto II the Elder, murder toddler Alia) but I understand why each of those elements was cut or changed in the service of cinematic storytelling.
There's an interview (can't remember which one) with Jon Spaihts, the other co-writer of the scripts along with Denis, where he talks about how Dune is like a stage play, with so many of what would be the big action set pieces happening off-page. I kept thinking about that comparison while reviewing Dune Messiah because in addition to the scenes that do exist being wordy and internal as fuck, an absolutely insane list of major events/reveals/emotionally significant moments happen off-page. The list of things that we don't actually see in the main action of the story, that we're only told about after they happen, includes:
Chani finding out Irulan has been secretly dosing her with birth control for YEARS
People trying to capture a sandworm and take it off planet
Chani and Paul finding out Chani is pregnant after 12 years of trying to conceive
Paul flying an ornithopter carrying his extremely-about-to-go-into-labor partner while blind
CHANI DYING (first time reading I did NOT know this was coming and damn near threw my Kindle across the room at the way the information was delivered)
Alia executing a bunch of people including a Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother
Paul walking into the desert at the end
You could add all these moments into a scene-for-scene film adaptation of the book and probably still have room to add more material.
The other thing that jumps out is that Paul doesn't really...govern...much. Like there's this whole subgenre of post-Dune/Dune Messiah-era fic that's just some combination of Paul, Chani, Irulan and sometimes Feyd traipsing around the palace having feelings while vague politics happens in the background, but I forgot that Dune Messiah is actually kinda like that??
There is a whole thread of Paul feeling kind of abstractly bad about being Space Hitler but he does not, in fact, actually do anything about it. And like yes both bureaucracies and religious movements can grow to have a life of their own that seems beyond the control of any one person. But also my dude you are the Emperor of the Known Universe. Someone is signing those space checks for the Endless War budget. You are not powerless here.
The one thing that really, clearly drives Paul to actively do things in the plot is not feeling guilty about having unleashed catastrophic religious war on the universe. It is protecting his family. Chani, Alia, his unborn children, and you could probably throw in Duncan by the end. That is what motivates him to act at key moments, and to want to hold on to power. And hey, y'know, if I'd experienced almost everyone I'd ever known getting murdered in a single night, I would probably get a bit intense about that too! It makes sense from a character point of view!
I'm very curious to see how these threads interweave with each other in the film, because the Villeneuve films put a lot of emphasis on Paul's agency and the fact that he may be constrained by shitty circumstances thousands of years in the making, but he still makes choices within that context. I can't see the narrative allowing film!Paul to get away with the same Poor Little Dictator routine as in the book. There are a few ways they could play this but I think the most interesting one is kinda the way they started going at the end of Part Two. Which is that as soon as you start reaching for that kind of power, then power becomes its own end and you will end up doing increasingly horrific things to maintain it. I think it would be quite interesting if the film shows us Paul not just being like "woe is me" but actively choosing to make the world worse because his trauma-driven fear of losing the people he loves makes him cling ever more desperately to power for its own sake.
If they went this route I think it would make Paul's decision at the end hit even harder. FWIW I actually really like Paul walking off into the desert at the end of the book. I think it brings things full circle with his relationship to the Fremen and creates this beautiful arc going back to the duel with Jamis. He first won a place among the Fremen through respecting their customs even though he really did not want to fight and kill someone he had no beef with. And by respecting the Fremen custom of the blind walking off into the desert, he proves himself to be fully Fremen and protects his children not by making them heirs to the throne but by making them Fremen.
And yeah, to a modern audience here on Earth it can look like "Paul conveniently fucks off and doesn't have to raise his newly-motherless children." And we can have a whole discussion about the unexamined ableism of the idea of someone who's gone blind voluntarily choosing death so as to "not be a burden" on their community. But neither of those readings is really the point here. Within the logic of Fremen cultural values, where the survival of the group as a whole is more important than the life of any one individual ("your water belongs to the tribe" etc.) Paul's choice is a willing and intentional self-sacrifice (see also: fedaykin) that wins him huge respect. There's a line in the book about Paul that's like "He would be one of them forever now" and damn if that didn't give me shivers. Like!! The political-symbolic implications!!! Which maybe I'm particularly attuned to because I just wrote a whole fic about what does it mean for an outsider to become Fremen but hmm something something Paul's final* act not being an exercise of Imperial power but an expression of kinship with an oppressed group and that being the thing that's needed to keep his family safe even if he is not physically present with them...IT IS RICH SYMBOLIC TERRITORY.
(*Yes yes I know about events in the next book. Shush.)
This kind of stuff is why I tend to think Chani may start out in a very different place in the story but the end will still be pretty close to what's in the book. It's too thematically powerful and tragic to go any other way.
But also...if they change things around enough that she is still alive at the end of the movie...I won't be sad about it.
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jegulus | 848 | tw: degradation, slapping, dirty talk and stuff i don't remember mentioning
for @star4daisy and @ecstarry i wrote this instead of sleeping so enjoy
“Look at your cunt, weeping for me to bury my cock in there.” James gave it a strong slap to his ass cheek and made Regulus jolt.
Regulus tried to muffle his moans but it was no use. He was lying on his belly and his ass was on display, red with handprints of James’ calloused hands. Lying under him like a well-behaved slut.
“What did you say?” James grabbed him under his chin and tilted his head back, staring at his eyes through the mirror in front of the bed they're lying on, “Use your words, Reggie.”
Regulus tried to kick backwards to James’ calves but he was sitting on top of Regulus’ model-like legs, the kick was a failure.
“Don’t call me that,” Regulus warned him after swallowing down his moan.
James snickered and bit the inside of his cheek, “What would you like me to call you?” He grabbed both of his ass cheeks firmly and slapped them hard. His voice is teasing, “Tell me, Reggie. What are you?”
Regulus gritted his teeth and tried to free himself from James’ demanding hands. It was not easy, James was far stronger than him in every way. He was a jock at the end of the day and his man strength wasn't a comparison to Regulus’ strength.
James slowly spread his legs until he could see his soaking wet pussy. He leaned down and spat on Regulus' swollen, wet folds, then grabbed him by his cunt and slapped him right there, leaving his pussy red and dripping.
“Fuck!” Regulus cried out, making James smirk, “Don’t do that again.”
James snorted, “Oh really?” he playfully asked. He slapped his pussy harder this time, and rested his cock between his puffy folds, glistening with the wetness of his cunt. He wanted to bite down and drank his blood from his pussy.
“James—”
“Yes, darling?”
He slapped his pussy again and thrust into him in one swift move.
“JAMES!”
“Oh fuck, you are burning from inside out,” James grabbed his waist and didn't waste any time, he grabbed Regulus’ hair with his free hand from the top of his head and as he pulled his hair, he pushed his cock into his tight, wet hole.
“Fuck, yes, you are tight as fuck,” Every time he drove into him his balls slapped against Regulus’ fair skin and even though he couldn't see it, he knew that once he was done with him there will be red marks on his ass too.
“Oh, oh, fuck, James—”
“Yeah baby, just like that,” He grabbed his hair firmly and slapped his ass hard and grasped the reddened skin and slapped it again as the sounds from their fucking echoed off the walls.
Regulus was insanely tight, no matter how many times James buried deep his thick cock, it didn't make any difference. His cunt was clenching around him every time he bottomed out, hitting a sweet spot inside of him repeatedly.
“Tell me what you are.”
“Your cockslut, oh fuck— fuck me, fuck me—”
“Who owns the cunt I'm fucking every day and night?”
“You—”
Another hard slap landed on his ass and Regulus cried out again, his voice was hoarse and James could see the tears in his eyes from the mirror.
“Who gets to fuck your holes?”
“You— Only you, fuck! James, James—”
James left the tip of his cock inside of him and pulled it out almost completely, he grabbed him by his throat and pulled his body to his chest, choking him as he thrust into his throbbing cunt and making him scream.
“Did anyone ever fuck you this good? Did they make you sob as you bounced on their cock too? Did they cum all over you and stuffed your holes with their cum too? Did they paint your face with their load and slap you until you said thank you?”
James knew he was being mean and ruthless but he also knew that this was what got Regulus going as they fuck. He knew it drove Regulus insane, he was into all of this.
“Answer me,” James locked his jaw and bit Regulus’ earlobe as he pushed in and out of his sweet pussy. He didn't wait for his answer and choked him harder.
“Yes, yes, fuck—” Regulus wasn't making any sense, but who could blame him? He was barely able to speak, James was choking the words out of him, forcefully.
“You are such a whore, you were made for this.”
“Fuck, yes—”
James pushed his two fingers into Regulus’ mouth and didn't pull them out until he gagged on it.
“You were made for me to fuck your holes.”
“Yes!” Regulus screamed around James’ fingers, and James finally pulled his fingers out of his mouth and slapped him in the face.
“This is what you get for being a whore.”
As his hips moved frantically and faster, Regulus started to shake.
James slapped him again and another wave of pleasure got a hold of his body.
Regulus was coming on his cock.
#jegulus#jegulus microfic#regulus black#james potter#trans regulus black#marauders#sunseeker#starchaser#jeggy#i should've been sleeping but daisy's fic made me wanna write smth for jeggy#so here you go
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Whump Dialogue
Whumper:
"Come here, whumpee. There you go, good boy"
"Oh don't worry, I'm not going to kill you, but you're probably going to wish I did"
"Caretaker? You really think they can save you now? Look around, I call the shots here, you arent getting out unless I say so"
"No, no caretaker, you got it all wrong. I'm not going to hurt you..... Whumpee on the other hand..." (Whumpee and caretaker can swap places in this one)
"I want you to know, caretaker. Whumpee struggled, held out as long as he could, waiting for you to save him. Too bad that day never came, did it?"
"Don't worry caretaker, I haven't been hurting our whumpee too bad. He only lost a fraction of his blood, not enough to be fatal."
"Hm, y'know the bruises on your face really bring out the bright color of your eyes. Oh how pretty you look when I'm done with you, isn't that right, whumpee?"
"Caretaker doesn't love you, whumpee. Nobody does, only I do"
"Look, caretaker, look at all you failed to prevent" (whumper showing caretaker what they've done to whumpee)
Whumpee:
"Fuck you, I'll never give into yo- GAAAGH"
"Caretaker.....hurts"
"Caretaker, whumper, he's behind you"
"I thought you wouldn't come"
"Why did you help me"
"Caretaker will find me, and more importantly, find you. And when they do, what you've done to me will look like a tea party in comparison"
"You shouldn't have come, caretaker."
"MOVE, ITS A TRAP" (said by whumpee when caretaker enters their cell)
"GET DOWN" (said by whumpee before taking an attack that was meant for teammate)
"Please......" (Said by a shaking and bloody whumpee, staring at the weapon in whumpers hand)
"Wait, caretaker, I never told you....thank you, for everything. I owe you my life"
"You don't have to monitor me, caretaker, I'm fine. You should get some rest"
Caretaker:
"Whumpee.....oh my god, what did they do to you"
"I'm sorry I wasn't there to protect you, but I am now"
"Please, please don't hurt them" (said by caretaker with a tear falling down their cheek, only able to plead with whumper to not hurt whumpee)
"STOP, NO STOP, HURT ME, PLEASE" (said by caretaker as whumper begins to stalk towards a defenseless whumpee)
"YOU SON OF A BITCH, IM GONNA KILL YOU" (screamed by caretaker as they're forced to watch whumper attack whumpee)
"WHUMPEE, RUN" (screamed by caretaker towards whumpee, as they both get attacked)
"Of course I came for you, no way I'd leave you behind"
"You aren't leaving my sight until you recover, understand?"
"It's my fault, whumpee, I'm so sorry"
"Whumpee, get some rest. That's an order"
"Don't you dare fucking hurt them"
Whumpee x caretaker:
C: "whumpee it's ok, it's ok. I'm here, darling, I'm here. I'm not going anywhere."
C: "do you need anything else, love?"
W: "um, a kiss, maybe?"
C: "hm, of course, dear"
C: "whumpee, I was so scared. I couldn't .. I can't lose you too."
W: "you didn't, I'm still here. I'm sorry I scared you, love."
C: "it's ok, dear, it's ok. I got you, I'm not letting go, ever"
W: "funny, I thought you hated me. Y'know earlier when you said you didn't want to see me again, and now here we are. Me bleeding on your couch, and you helping me"
C: "would you shut up, I'm trying to work here."
W: "yeah, no pressure, but my life is on the line here"
C: "you stupid idiot, why did you do that?"
W: "I.... I couldn't let them hurt you, caretaker."
C: "w...why?"
W: "because I love you, you idiot"
I'm thinking of making another one of these but idk if I should.
#whump#whump prompt#whump writing#whumpee#caretaker#writing prompt#whump community#whumpblr#whumpee x caretaker#whumper#whump blog#whumping#whump ideas#whump inspiration#whump dialogue#whump inspo#whump dynamics#writer stuff#dialogue prompt#character dialogue#writing dialogue#dialogue ideas#writing ideas#writerscommunity#romance writing#writing#writeblr#writers on tumblr#writing inspiration#writing inspo
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I was reading the Omelas Ficlet and I saw how someone pointed out Reinhard's Divine Protection of the Phoenix as a comparison to RBD.
So what if Subaru points this out and later after Subaru is stripped of his knighthood, Reinhard in an act of solidarity also retires his knighthood. In title, at least, because, you know, it's Reinhard the Sword Saint. But the meaning behind it isn't lost on anyone.
The thing is, Reinhard would absolutely love to retire. Every other sentence that comes out of that man’s mouth in canon is some variation of “Please fire me. I hate my job. I can’t wait until Felt-sama burns everything to the ground.” As far as he’s concerned, the role of a Sword Saint is a cage, much like it was for Theresia — but FAAAR worse, because it’s trapped him so much that he can’t make any real friends/recognize his own emotions/do basically anything without the permission of the council (the fucking Collar of Submission??? like what). Hell, in that ficlet he was kinda recognizing “Oh shit, Subaru is about to end up in this cage right alongside me if nobody does anything—!” and the only thing that stopped him from challenging Subaru to a duel himself was the fact that Wilhelm basically called dibs.
So.
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Not a Wanda stan trying to compare her actions in Multiverse of Madness to Miles in Across the Spiderverse, acting like we shouldn’t hate Wanda just cause we support Miles.
#like oh my god so many reasons why this comparison is wrong#for starting orders if you wanna compare her to anyone compare her to kingpin#even though feel like thats insulting kingpin a lil even#and second of all wanda tried to hunt down and torture and kill a god damn CHILD#just so that she can steal said childs powers#and she intended to use those powers to kill another wanda and steal that wandas kids#and throughout the film is literally torturing and murdering people#what did miles do???? he literally just said no to the idea of losing his dad#managed to escape the citadel without anyone getting hurt#and even said 'i can do both!' aka save the multiverse and his dad#versus wanda whose a selfish grown women unable to let go of her sim kids#cause yes hate to break it but miles family is real#wanda created her sim kids in a situation where she was holding a town hostage#and had to be convinced to let it all go#like how the fuck do you make this comparison#and fucking post it#how#only wanda stans can do this shit i swear
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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️
#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw#doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive#anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd#like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS#WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH#god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH#i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME#they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel#and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done#ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke#me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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god, this post makes me weep for what could be (as a westerner/american).
first, as someone born here, i'd like to apologize for the west's chauvinism when it comes to the so-called English language. also, i'm about to just take this nice person's curious post/poll and tangent the fuck out of it... because this is how my brain produces thinky things, and OP i'm sorry, you just inspired me...
second, i'm going to ring the bell again on my theory that we're taught English and ONLY English (and, sure, malicious compliance-levels of bad teaching for other languages in our schools, sure... yeah... i learned numerals 01 thru 20 and the colors of the rainbow in Spanish... every fucking year... and that's it... not even baño, ffs) for a reason, and that reason is really bad for us (and, uh, frankly... kinda worse for the rest of the world that we're intentionally disconnected from).
example? the rest of the world fucks with ham radio, and other bandwidths, that just aren't on our radios unless we buy specialty equipment. the usa intentionally only uses am/fm (which are VERY short bands, in comparison) for civilians because they didn't want us picking up GLOBAL signals on Make-Out Pointe as a teen... that's just another way our youth could be seduced by communication with THE COMMUNISTS.
oh, boy, do i have a lot to say about how FUCKED the fcc and american radio policy are... but, at the core...
americans are stupid by design.
it's a feature, not a bug.
those of us that attempt to be worldly (without means) are constantly pulled back into the crab pot. college is hyper-expensive as a military recruitment effort (they literally admitted it, i think during nixon's era) and the systems established during the red scare continue today, and so if you don't feel like talking to americans... god bless, and i understand, you owe them/us NOTHING... but if you do... and you're blessed with the polyglot skills, please show (me) mercy 🙏🙏🙏
we're fuckin' brainwashed over here with this singular form of brainrot expression... everyone should have an esperanto penpal or smth ig? 😵
the tower of babel is some seriously fuck shit and one of god's biggest crimes, literally, for the audacity of working together to have better material conditions we're all forced into miscommunication and unnecessary disagreements? you fucking suck, dude. god's anti-union and a cop.
To the people who are writing fiction (or anything, it actually doesn't matter) are you writing stuff in your mother tongue first and later translate it to the other language (let's just assume it's English). I'm asking, 'cause I got that problem, that my whole communication on the web is in English and I also tend to write my fiction in English, but sometimes I feel like I should really also work on my prose in my mother tongue German (if I really want to get something published like in the distant future). And of course I have a better expression in German, 'cause German is a great language for prose and poetry, if you ask me. It's very descriptive, and I love how you can just build words by putting them together. But while writing in German, I recently tend to stumble over passages where I exactly know how I would put it in English, but I can't come up with a good German phrase for it. And if I want my fan fiction for example to be read, or my Simblr to be read, I need to publish it in English, and it's kinda easier to just write in English in the first place, even if it's not as elaborate as it would be if I wrote it in German. I really lost the point of this post by now. I guess I just wanted to know which language you prefer using when writing. So let's make this a poll. I like polls. xD
#american english#white supremism#western chauvinism#esperanto#stupid by design#feature not bug#brainwashing#mind control#inventing reality#manufacturing consent#language manipulation#fcc#radio law#american radio#radio policy#ham radio#tower of babel#blasphemy
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Anatomy of Alastors demonic forms
#Alastor#hazbin hotel#we know he got shot in the head by a hunter and that’s how he died#and that that’s prob tied to why he’s a deer demon#and radio dial eyes is obv because of his ties to being a radio host in life and now in death#but do we know anything about the stitches and broken neck#in a lot of scenes we see him twist his neck violently#and in his demons forms it’s always crooked#did his neck get snapped during or after he was shot?#I guarantee you that if we ever get a scene where Alston’s neck is bare it will have a fucked up scar or something#I’ve heard theories that the stitches on his mouth could be tied to his constant smile#either that his smile is such an important feature that it became permanent in death#or that whoever he made a deal with made it so he’s not able to actually talk about it#could be both even because in some scenes there’s only stitches in the corner of his mouth and in the deal scene they’re all the way across#personally the stitches in combo with the deer form and the fact he was killed by a hunter makes my mind go to taxidermy#it kind of looks like he was stuffed and stitched up#I’ve also seen people compare his stiches to those voodoo dolls#but I dont know enough about them to make any kind of comparison
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oohhhh when I tell you I’m about to do something that puts me on the international news. James Vowles shut the fuck up challenge when. I hope your shitty excel spreadsheet gets corrupted x
#hope their excel spreadsheet gets corrupted x#mans doesn’t stop running his mouth#can you believe that the first race week of the season I was like fully team Williams#saying how I thought he was a great TP and that i picked a team to want to follow like where drivers aren’t a factor it’d be Williams#I hate that I even said that for one race#truly can’t wait for Logan to be free of him and his shitty treatment and just go back to enjoying racing#Logan deserves so much better#like I had this shitty comparison to Alex like why’s he out here making it out like Loges’ purposefully driving into the wall each weekend#*hate not had#my mans Logan is doing well now that the car he’s driving is acc getting upgrades and isn’t the weight of a fucking elephant#I’m ngl I hate for Alex to be dsq but man do I love to see Williams fail#anyways#justice for Logan Sargeant#ls2#logan sargeant#f1#formula 1#dutch gp 2024#netherlands gp 2024#zandvoort 2024#james vowles#Williams
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new gemini update was so good as always but I can't stop thinking:
big mama: there's nothing wrong with my sons
splinter: you fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at blue. he's got an eating disorder
wwhhhattttt? nooo, don't be silly. leo doesn't have an eating disorder.
leo and donnie have eating disorders--
#this is a Joke but also No It's Not#it's just different flavors lmao#but both of them have absolutely fucked relationships with food#my poor babies... :(... who did this to you...?#(it was me i did)#leo spends a lot of time worrying about whAT hes eating and how mUCH hes eating and if hes eating the rIGHT thing#largely due to his mom and also just being a celebrity/child celebrity in general#but also in part due to:#donnie has a lot of food sensitivities which have really never been accommodated for at all and as a result he just#has a very negative association with food and eating. he doesnt LIKE eating and he avoids it a majority of the time.#its stressful and unpleasant and he doesnt like it#which ofc only gave leo another reason to hyperfixate on food and calories and nutritional value etc etc etc#which leads to#ironically#leo (who def has an undiagnosed ed and restricts/denies himself food regularly): worrying abt making sure donnie eats enough#donnie will do the same thing back sometimes but not with the same obsessiveness that leo does#esp because the ideals surrounding eating and dieting set up around them really kind of just#lead them both to believe (at least to an extent) that leo is fine and eats a totally healthy and ok amount of food (esp in comparison to d#(no he doesnt)(and even when he does thats not the point)#tw eating disorders#cw eating disorders#eating disorders#tw disorders eating#cw disordered eating#disordered eating#gemini au asks#asks#anon
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I'm new here and the Tkashirt reminded me of a question I have: *Is* Cats social media particularly fun and unhinged? Because I love it but I don't know how unusual it is for the NHL today
i am quite literally the worst person to ask these things considering i dont perceive other teams consciously and i have them all blocked on all socials for my own sanity because i am a hater deep down to my bones so quite honestly-
the best i can do is
#ask#the actual answer? i wouldnt particularly call them unhinged#fun yeah for sure sometimes theyll do somethings that make me raise a brow#but its not anything particularly unhinged#honestly theyre fun in the safest ways possible which isnt bad but sometimes you wish they participated in more trends#and like the best concurrent example i can come up thats relevant is the “stupid fucking questions id ask nhlers if i ever interviewed one”#where i would say a sizeable amount of teams have already made videos answering them#hell even the sabres did the coach edition and got lindy ruff of all people to answer seriously#which like the sabres are one of my more favourites with how they interact with media and content but thats my own personal bias talking#i just think in comparison they tend to be slower on trends and pick and choose extensively which they choose to participate in#and tend to be pretty safe#does any of that make sense sorry im like the worst person to ask this lmao
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people actually went on about how game of thrones made it socially acceptable to be a fantasy nerd, as though the lord of the rings movies hadn't been released less than a decade earlier and left far greater cultural ripples and i am just
got may have made the adults feel better about liking fantasy, but lotr got into the kids' heads when they (we) were just young and impressionable enough to be absolutely transported and emotionally rewritten by don't you leave him, samwise gamgee and my brother, my captain, my king and and rohan will answer
lotr was rewriting entire generations' brain chemistry long before asoiaf and so obviously it's not fair to compare any post-lotr fantasy novel to it, and each book series was trying to do different things within their own spheres and so that also is not a fair comparison, but in terms of the cultural impact of the adaptations that came out within a decade of each other, saying that it was game of thrones that made fantasy mainstream is baffling
game of thrones could only run because the lord of the rings movies laid the path, and i will die on this hill
#lotr#lord of the rings#lord of the rings movies#i started this post because ''may it be'' came up on my playlist but now i think i'm going to start my nth rewatch of the trilogy#there is a lot to discuss about it re: comparison to the books but it's like...#for all the changes they made - good and bad and neutral - everyone involved in making the films *loved* the source material#they all *wanted* to do justice to it and believed in it and it shows#i think of some posts i've seen about how frustrating this modern push towards tongue-in-cheek irony over sincerity#so afraid to be corny or cheesy that you have to tack a joke onto every real emotional moment#like no fuck that#give me sam hauling frodo onto his shoulders saying ''i can't carry it for you but i can carry you''#give me aragorn gently kissing boromir's forehead as he dies#give me merry and pippin throwing themselves at the uruk hai to distract them from frodo#give me theoden's grand speeches and gandalf's pained expression when frodo says he'll carry the ring#tbh i think that sincerity is a large part of *why* it has such staying power even now#because it is a story you are meant to get deeply emotionally invested in and not hold yourself a little ironically apart from#it isn't meant to sell merch it's meant to bring you to middle-earth and capture your heart and make you believe that the war can be won#with love and loyalty and hope and fellowship and fidelity and integrity and just... just refusing to give in to despair#it is earnest. it is unafraid to be melodramatic or corny because it believes in the story it's telling.#and so it imprinted onto a whole generation growing up right at the cusp of a barrage of apocalypses#anyway. i have Feelings about these movies and their impact and how that mirrors and enhances the books' own impact
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Has anyone talked about how each member of the Genius Society represents the over reliance on the belief of intelligence but not the act of intelligence?
#like they mostly take up resources and are pseudo-celebrities more than they do useful things#They act more as villains over consuming resources that could be put to better use#If anything more people should hate them#In universe not like as characters#but just like in real life - people don't notice how awful they actually are#I think at one point it's stated that Ruan Mei turned a desert planet into a lush jungle or something?#I cannot emphasize enough -- she fucked over that ecosystem. That was fucked up of her. She killed everything.#And people praised her for it! They don't care about science. They care about the prestige. She's famous. Nous chose *her*#Herta doesn't even do her own work. Nothing would get done if it wasn't for all of her assistants.#Screwllum is god-king of his own planet. I mean he also killed a god-king but you can't go around replacing one with yourself#Which is what makes Ratio so fun. He notices and calls them out.#but also in a way where it's hard to tell if there's jealousy involved or not.#And his version of intelligence is helpful. He gives back to his community. He cares about people first even if they annoy him.#The only Society members I respect are Stephen (baby); the one philanthropist (thin ice); the spider (awesome);#and the serial killer who kills other members who I strongly suspect to be Herta but that's another conversation entirely#Anyway I just think it's odd that they're an obvious analogy for how people think there is such as thing as “intelligence”#that can be declared by some all-knowing all-seeing creature and everyone else is “worthless” by comparison#to even be said as much by a character in the game#and the audience still thinks they're supposed to be smart.#Nous was created by an egotistical man who was himself first recognized by his own biased judging algorithm#The Genius Society isn't the epitome of intelligence they are Silicon Valley#like the parody is so fucking on point there are literal jokes in game if you pay attention
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