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currently having unholy thoughts about fucking virgin!simon for the first time🥰
#like he’s so fucking hung#and has no clue what to do with it#definitely cums as soon as you sink all the way down#but he fills you so nicely#definitely thanks you when he cums inside of you#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ink speaks ✿
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hasil from christina jacksons twitter :3
#kyle gallner#his skirt is hung so fucking low brother we are flirting with shaft.. AND FOR WHAT!! GOD#hasil farrell#my posts#im so obsessed w his lower belly can i say that? like even when he gets abs his lower belly stays smooth… that’s soo…. well i feel violent
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the hotel surprises Angel for being a whole year sober!!!
#literally immediately after this Angel is sobbing#this was def husk’s idea#alastor is not present but he hung up the banner so it’s okay#nifty did in fact get stuck in the banner rope#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#husk x angel dust#I feel like tumblr fucked the quality but it’s WTV I guess
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You're Gonna Go Far, Kid | The Offspring
another concept that has lived in my mind rent-free for so long that I've finally gotten around to creating! these boys are just such [clenches fist] incredible narrative foils. I am truly team #morallygreybisexualtwink.
#wei wuxian#jin guangyao#meng yao#nie huaisang#the untamed#also oh my god I've spent the last three years so hung up on 3zun + their sibs#that I completely fucking forgot what a horrifying fucked up little dude the PROTAGONIST is! can you BELIEVE?#rewatching him killing all those wens like o_o ah. yeah. forgot he was a cold-blooded sadistic serial killer. lmao I guess.
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Yippee!!
#golden kamuy#sugiyuu#thats the ship name yes?#sugimoto saichi#ogata hyakunosuke#hanazawa yuusaku#asirpa#shiraishi yoshitake#hah take that ogata. sugimoto the immortal fucked your brother#happy pride month losers#my art#doodles#sketchy#UN-DOOMS YOUR NARRATIVE. YUUSAKU LIVES#i want to see a fic in which ogata keeps trying to kill hisbrother but no matter what yuusaku keeps coming back. ogata meets the eyes of his#smiling brother who the night before ogata had pinned down and bashed with a rock and#those same eyes met his splattered with blood before going empty. those same eyes which now gleam with happiness looking at#the brother who slaughtered them. over and over. not afraid. not knowing. does he know? is yuusaku coming back and back again to torment#ogata? is he doing it on purpose? are those sweet doe eyes real or just a mask? why does he still look at ogata like he hung the moon and#stars? doesnt he know? doesnt he see ogatas hands are stained red with his own blood? doesnt he doesnt he doesnt he#it would be so good. mayhaps some day i shall write it..............
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a bunch of unmasked ghoul pictures from drag talk last night (I AM A CHANGED PERSON AND I DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT)
@st-danger as promised <3
#I watched sweat literally drip off of jutty’s face#he hugged me like three times and used my shoulder as an arm rest#and smiled at me real big when I gave him the bracelet I made for him#Hayden was also super fucking sweet though it was much later in the evening when I got to talk to him#I COME UP TO HIS COLLARBONE#I need some coffee what the fuck man#im still shaking#OH JUTTY ALSO RECOGNIZED HIS SHIRT#I got one of his shirts from the fundraiser he did literally on my birthday#and he smiled when I showed him and said he was glad they were getting a new life even if he didn’t truly want to part with them#I also hung out with Matty at a sports bar for like an hour he’s so much fun#jutty taylor#hayden scott#unmasked ghouls#drag talk
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annabeth doesn't talk about what luke said when he came to her house asking her to run away with him and no matter how hard the others try she won't say anything.
#truth is she's angry#people accused her of being of spy for daring to care about her own fucking family#luke was the first person who loved her along with thalia why would she ever let go that ?#it's not like he let go of her completly he saw in the river styx for crying out loud#clarisse fought her constantly about this but is still hung up on silena and dating chris#and the funny thing is the very same thing they resented is what saved them in the end.#she was the one who gave luke strenght to make the right decision and save everyone else#maybe the love hadn't been enough for her and luke but it was enough for the god's throne#and people won't even acknowledge that#and now they dare to ask her about her about him ?#when they pushed away to grieve and worry about him on her own ?#that visit is the most sincere moment she got from him after his betrayal next to his final moments she won't have people spitting opinions#spitting concerns about how its all messed up and how he didn't mean it#she cared and cried for him on her own. percy left her crying over his body in the labyrinth alone.#they left her to hope for him alone she will grieve him alone#that memory will be hers alone and nobody else's#hermes feels guilty about blaming her so he doesn't talk about it either#annabeth chase#annabeth chase centric#pjo#hermes pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo hoo toa#pjo series#angel speaks#angel's headcanons
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(Steps up the mic) Good thing Chilchuck’s normal outfit covers his crotch or else we’d all be distracted by his HUGE BULGE
(Silence)
(Then, in the back, a single person clapping)
(I shield my eyes and see… Chilchuck?!)
^me and chil clapping at your brave statement
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuk dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#SORRY I THINK THIS HAS BEEN IN THERE A COUPLE DAYS i’ve been a little busy#but you’re RIGHT he’s gotta be HUNG for a half foot#no way my guy is the half foot equivalent of 6’6 and isn’t like#at LEAST average by tall man standards#he’s 5 1/2 at LEAST and you KNOW IT#i need him so bad it makes me look so fucking stupid dude
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hi sorry yall really havent been able to escape these guys huh??? ;u; i saw a cute yume october prompt list and i knew i wanted to try some of them! the day 1 prompt is ‘first meeting’!
primotalii broke into the blueberry yogurt academy’s library in the middle of the night just to……. read…? okay man.
#primotalii infodump time#YES!!!!! GOD YES I KNOW YOU ALL WERE WAITING FOR THIS /j#he didn’t have a formal education so he tries to learn stuff on his own…he likes books with pictures bc he had to teach himself how to read#shadow milk (before corruption) helped him Properly Learn after it came up in convo like. 3 weeks in knowing eachother. they hung out with#eachother in the library sm and they were both doing their own ‘studies’ AND ALL THAT TIME PRIMO COULDNT FUCKING READ?????????#LIKE WHAT. WAS HE DOING. ?????? (trying his best 😭)#primo in general has a very unbreakable spirit like he’s not one to give up on things! which is why he never mentioned it to SMC#i love him sm he’s so silly#he lits grew up in the woods like he doesn’t care for social standards at all. he just does what he wants! which is why he broke into the#library in the first place bc he didn’t KNOW the library is an open access place in the daytime#okay i’m done i prommy#shadow milk cookie#oc: primotalii#oc x canon#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#mystuff#HOOLY SHIT MR YAPS A LOT#sbksdkfbf sowwy i’m at a hall party rn and i’m a biiiiit bored#OKAY OKAY BYYEEEEE LOVE YALL!!!!!#shadowtalii#blueberry milk cookie
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I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc
#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian al ghul wayne#batman#batfamily#for all of the issues that come with having Steph as your fave having too much wild shit happening at once is never one of them#btw I quite like The Boy Wonder Issue 1. wow shocker an artist and writer who I have liked everything they've ever done#has once again written something that I am enjoying with art that makes me want to be part of its world.#it's almost like Juni Ba is really freaking talented or something#like I have some problems with it but it seems like many of those are part of the point. Damian is learning that his siblings are more#three-dimensional than he realized and that is part of this 'coming of age' story merged with fairytale#so I can't be mad at the oversimplistic defining of Dick and Jason and Tim until the conclusion of the series. that might be the point.#I hope that the series will address Steph as a Robin but if not then frankly it's not an issue unique to this series.#I'll be annoyed and disappointed but ultimately roll with it like I am with Babsgirl being here. There's too much good stuff here to get#hung up on shit that seems to be almost an editorial mandate at this point. at least that's where I'm at.#I am also very sorry that Chip Zdarsky is massacring your boy. he has 'X (Tim for him) is the best Robin so everyone else must suck' diseas#where a writer really likes one specific Robin and in trying to uplift them demeans all of the other Robins. instead of like...just writing#for that one character only or alternatively not demeaning the other characters in order to make his blorbo look good#it's wild because I actually think his writing for Tim is pretty solid. but he's not writing a Tim series. he's writing a Batman series.#and if you are going to write a Batman series and include other Batfamily members you need to actually write them well.#instead of assigning them like 2 personality traits while Tim gets to be a whole character#I accept that behavior in fanfic where I have lesser standards because it's fucking free. not a comic run that wants me to pay#tens of dollars in order to understand what the fuck is going on. he's been going for a while now it's gotta be a lot of money.#I can buy Steelworks with that money. I can see John Henry and Natasha Irons in a trade. Fuck you Chip.#it's why it takes such a special person to write a good ensemble story/a good Batfamily story. you have to be good at writing a LOT#of different characters. which I don't think most people are. I sure as hell am not. I can write maybe 3 at a time confidently well.#and you also have to give all of them at least SOME love or else people will be upset that you aren't focusing on their fave#and also the writing as a whole will suffer. Chip Zdarsky is a pretty good Tim writer. I'd maybe read a Tim solo written by him.#I would not read a story focusing on multiple characters that I like written by Chip Zdarsky. because every character who isn't Tim#is at least a bit weak/inconsistent/out of character INCLUDING FUCKING BATMAN. THE NO. 1 GUY MOST ARE HERE FOR
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i was re-re-re-reading lessons in cartography by profenity (as one does) and i was hit with such an insane affection for andreil suddenly like i was 16 reading the same two people fall for each other and thinking yeah that sure is love and almost a decade later my thoughts haven't changed at all? cause ykw that™ sure is love
#'neil loved his life'#craaaaazy of the author to end the fic with that line#i love his life too damn#i love you andrew minyard#anyone besides neil's (and arguably kevin's) pov and andrew would be nothing#as we've seen in tsc#AND YET#i love him because this gremlin looks at him like he hung the moon and the stars and is so cheeky about it too#like he'll be sat there with his eyes shining and a smile on his face and andrew will be like ugh fucking disgusting what is this#and neil will just smile more#they give me grief#no one will ever EVER do it like them#i can put them in any situation and they'll fall in love like clockwork#you could put them worlds apart and they'd create a new one for themselves just to see each other#they would do anything for each other no hesitation#in some ways a love confession doesn't even make sense they've transcended guys#like that's love if i've ever seen it but it's so much more™#it's just everything#all of it#on the floor rn#sorry guys#aftg#tfc#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#all for the game#fic: lessons in cartography
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everyone cheer and clap I brushed my teeth today AND yesterday
#blue chatter#I told one of my roommates ‘be so impressed; I brushed my teeth for the first time in months’#and he got very hung up on the fact that it’s been months#and I’m like. B. my guy. my pal my friend my roommate. that is not the point.#Celebrate With Me That I Did It.#I don’t think he was trying to be judgemental akdkfkdjsjfn it just came off that way a bit#bc my other roommate (T) and I both rly struggle with personal hygiene and B does not struggle with that At All#so T is like ‘fuck yeah u go Glen coco’ and B is like ‘??? u haven’t been brushing every day this whole time???’#anyway what did eventually motivate me to do it was getting back into Bluey and remembering I have Bluey themed toothpaste so#smth smth needing to be a bit mentally unwell to get healthy smth smth
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Omg your instagram story is so right! I can’t believe I’ve never even noticed that, probably because in fanon keith and shiro are so close that I’d forgotten that isn’t canon :0
Deserves this awesome quote which I had to dig out of my sideblog reblogs
#for context - i was complaining how under-served we were to listen how much shiro did for keith and how amazing their relationship is#and then were forced to watch him just recruit him for school and be a decent teacher#like any teacher should#i mean....#any.#like he was just showing basic decency for not throwing Keith away for bad behavior#keith acted as if that man hung the moon#as if he was reliable... took a few punches that were meant for Keith ....risked something for him#wanted to give up his liver or something#gave up his last food in the apocalypse to feed him i dont fucking know#Keith acted as if that guy literally saved his life and we got scenes where Shiro is emotionally manipulating him to stay in school#or to become a leader#never really asking how he feels about it or if he needs help#i thought twice before saying Keith attached to a pile of shit because it was warm#but not thrice#i've re-watched season 1 of Arcane and was so mad about it i couldn't hold it in djdjdjd#i do think they could have a good relationship but what we were /shown/ was just not it too many plot holes to fill#love that the fandom can fill the discrepancies and rewrite those relationships though#and also i was really glad people answered to that story agreeing#i was feeling weird reading all those 'keith and shiro are my fav relationship in the show'#...lance was more warm to the mice than Shiro to Keith '#i feel like it owuld make more sense to me if keith did all of this WHILE being pissed at Shiro for leaving him#or if we saw he finds him unreliable - Shiro was only useful to him as long as Keith followed his rules too#Vander doing all he did for his daughters that shit was unconditional fucking love#vi and jinx never being able to off one another had more raw pure love than that#you know what i mean??? sorry im doing it again.... end of ramble#mezzy out 💀
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Adar: *speaks quenya. Calls Galadriel Altariel*
#adar#specifically “is this a maglor”#like i love how we all collectively love maglor aaand yet are perfectly willing to believe that lil bastard went and became an orc#including me. i completely believe in this possibility#maglor#i mean imagine if it is THEN THIS LIL BASTARD#PULLED HIS COUSIN OFF A FUCKING HORSE#AND IN S1 HE WAS TAUNTING HER AND SHIT#i will say i wondered when he said he was hung from the thangorodrim peak#cause ain't that maedhros?#so like... the idea that maybe they're switching the stories#he's CERTAINLY LEAVING HINTS#and we're picking up what he's laying down#also if he's maglor if he is involved with the slaying of celebrimbor...#my heart just might break then oh my gosh#the rings of power#trop#trop season 2
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worst trope is found family separating as soon as the antagonist is dealt with.
#yes this is about voltron and it's also about guardians of the galaxy#what james gunn did to gamora in GOTG3 is criminal#i understand why they did it but to end with her GOING BACK TO THE RAVAGERS?#fail end.#seriously#and it doesnt even make sense bc ofc the high evolutionary isnt going to be the last problem they would deal with#in just a few years they encountered 5 people trying to destroy the universe and who were incredibly difficult foes#youre finna tell me there will never be a situation like that for the rest of their lives?#gtfo#and mantis' end was dumb too not even sorry#i can tolerate drax and nebula's ends.#but everyone else?#stupid#even peter's ending was fucking moronic. bro can pop in on the weekends he doesnt need to be a live in nurse for his grandpa#it's just such a major letdown and sucks everytime a director/author decides to split up the found family permanently#at least with voltron you can rationalize it by saying 'oh they never really wouldve hung out with eachother if they werent forced to for#voltron and werent forced to fight a war together.' and i can see it bc none of them DO hang out together before voltron#they barely even hang out AFTER they become voltron#keith and shiro hang out bc of the adoption/fostering/mentoring thing. lance and hunk MIGHT hang out bc they were already teammates#it's important to note that we never really see hunk and lance being bffs. theyre just friendly to eachother.#this becomes even more apparent once hunk and pidge actually become friends. it's very obvious hunk was just being friendly to lance.#just friendly.#(take this with a grain of salt bc ive only watched the whole series one time. i refuse to acknowledge anything after se 2.)#so yeah it does make more sense theyd all go their own ways but not even the small friend groups stay together at the end!#pidge and hunk are in completely different galaxies from eachother. same with keith and shiro#lance is isolated from all of them bc post se 3 writing team genuinely hated him and failed him as a character.#but GOTG3? they CHOSE to band together time and time again. they CHOSE to be a team. they CHOSE to be family#for every single one of them to say 'nah fuck that i want to be on my own bc uhhh reasons!' is a lame ending.#period.#gotg3
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actual funniest fields of mistria moment yet was not collecting enough spring flowers and getting passive aggressively scolded by Josephine in front of the entire town for "not participating" then having Juniper cackle at me for getting called out
#i was SO shocked like my fucking bad i didn't know EIGHT flowers weren't enough#you can fail festivals. just a psa. did not enjoy the spring one LMAO#but it was worth it for the reactions#as a result my farmer has beef with josephine but they still like each other#fields of mistria#i wish i took screens it was a disaster#celine was also on thin ice for being like aw you didn't participate :D#my farmer ditched them all and hung out with juniper for the rest of the day he doesn't like flowers anymore#sorry to my followers. this looks like nonsense 🫡
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