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l1li4n · 3 months ago
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point and yell "SIMP" 🫵🏻
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muzsmocsing · 6 months ago
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It's insane how Pei Ming slutted his way through life and slutted it up even more once ascended, banging mortal, god, ghost, and demon alike yet he managed to be known as The God of Love. People wish STDs upon his hoe ass and STILL pray to him for luck with romance. Meanwhile one unfortunate government mandated typo and poor Feng Xin is forever known as Thick Dick Daddy 27. Like how is that fair.
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violetren · 9 months ago
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The great thing about the White Collar OT3 is that at no point does the introduction of Neal into El and Peter's everyday lives never feels like a threat to Peter and El's marriage.
Like from the moment Neal shows up at their house in episode one he and El hit it off.
Within the first 5 episodes Neal and El have figured out they have similar knowledge and interest in the finer things, they're sharing looks over how Peter talks about and will react to things, El is telling Peter to trust in Neal a little, Neal is helping make sure they have a lovely anniversary, and El is calling Neal in to mediate/help prove her point in mini arguments to make Peter do stuff.
They also work really well because while Peter, El, and Neal might all be slightly different flavours and intensities of hyper competent adrenaline junkie weirdos, all three of them are intensely loyal to "their people" so the second El and Neal recognised that they both trust Peter as someone who will always try to do the right thing and respect them they were like "oh green flag."
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verflares · 10 months ago
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🌩️ oooh girl..... you shock me like an electric eel....... bapygirl........ 🌩️
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elodieunderglass · 4 days ago
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(Killie the jockey OC and his coworkers)
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(Killie is absurdly strong! but also - this is important, listen up, Rossa - the instructions are written on the cap)
(As a dual champion flat and jump jockey, Killie is capable of opening jars and also immune to the lure of the single grape)
#Killie#jockeyposting 🏇#pippa knows his first name of course. they actually dated for a bit. it wasn’t super successful and it was making their parents#way too happy.#and apart from the job and the horse obsessions and sharing the same shoe size they didn’t have much to say to each other.#well. Killie doesn’t say much generally. but they both deserved better. and the forward momentum was definitely pushing them rapidly towards#Marriage and Kids (two to four exquisitely tiny jockey babies)#Killie thinks Pippa’s probably mad at him for the breakup#but actually she has a lot of respect and affection for him which is good because he broke up with her by going#HI. CAN WE BREAK UP PLEASE. and she asked why and he just 😟 at her with absolutely no answer at all while she got stressed#and then recalibrated to Planet Killie and asked Do You Want To Break Up Killie? and he said YES in tremendous relief#Any Particular Reason Killie? NO#SORRY#Don’t Worry About It. Thank You For Telling Me.#in another world Cillian and Philippa have a princess/knight dynamic but the roles of who is princess and who is knight#are extremely unclear. also both of them are the horse.#Pippa is annoyed by the Pip nickname but Rossa (Irish pronunciation a bit like ROE-sha) prefers Ross as a nickname because it’s less rosy#and while its traditional for male jockeys to have diminutive names like Ruby and Franny and so on#Rossa feels he has troubles enough.#maybe when he’s a champion.#Rossa and Pippa are hurtling towards dating and both are annoyed by this.#and both of them like Killie a lot#and Killie suspects they are hunting him for sport 😌#other details: Pippa and Rossa are wearing the large unisex colours that are kept for whatever jockey is riding for whatever owner#while Rossa is tall he’s narrow and Pippa is a small woman so the unisex one-size-fits-all silks are a bit big on them and are tucked in#and have hair elastics at the wrists to stop them being#too baggy and Pippa’s folded the sleeves back before securing them. but Killie#as we know is the prince of a rotten little dynasty and special pet of a mad billionaire owner#and he belongs to that stable and has his own silks which fit him. god bless.
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heliomanteia · 4 months ago
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I think Nico's ability to survive is less so about his will to live and more so about his refusal (less so personal and more so narrative-wise) to die. Nico, for the lack of a better word, is like a cockroach: you cannot kill him in a way that matters so he survives and keeps haunting the scene.
There was once a marvelous post on Nico's function as a narrative tool and it was so beautifully pointed out that he's a near-omniscient deus ex machina (to simplify) which cannot be overlooked when characterizing him. Nico carries so much narrative weight on his back (which arguably could be an example of either good or bad writing depending on your perspective) that he cannot just go and die.
His road towards healing (though definitely not walked alone/individually) is his own, that's his choice to make as a character, but his disposition as a guy that perseveres resides more within his function, in my opinion.
He's not the tragic prince doomed for self-destruction people often draw him out to be but his capacity for survival is also not a product of his continuous work as a character, at least not just that — but is rather a result of his narrative function. Simply saying, you cannot, narratively, kill off Nico di Angelo.
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gothamite-rambler · 2 months ago
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Barbara: Did you guys know that Dick was the one who designed the original Robin costume, not Bruce?
Jason: Wait… That can't be true.
Barbara: I thought so too, but Alfred confirmed it. They wanted him to wear pants, but he's an expert manipulator and was allegedly too cute to say no to.
Jason: That can't— I want to say you have to be lying, but then I remembered that the current Nightwing suit he has wasn't the first one… and he admitted he'd wear the original again.
Barbara: You can ask him yourself.
Barbara pointed to the couch where Dick was listening to music with earbuds in. Jason tossed an apple at his head to get his attention. Dick sat up and pulled out his earbuds.
Dick: Rude! What do you want?
Jason: You designed the original Robin suit?
Dick: Um, yeah.
Jason: You're out of your goddamn mind.
Dick: For what?
Jason: Why the heck didn't you add pants?!
Dick: Because that wouldn't have made fighting easy!
Jason: Tim's suit and Damian's suit have pants. Damian wears a damn hood, and he can fight pretty well.
Damian (in the middle of a slap-fight with Tim): Aww, thanks, Jason!
Damian’s slap surprised Tim and knocked him to the floor.
Tim: Why did I agree to this?! And how is wearing that suit good for fighting exactly?
Dick (nonchalantly): I do a lot of back flips.
Damian: That's not an... oh my God you really did learn a lot from my father, but you continued wearing that suit until you were seventeen?
Dick: Yes, what's the actual issue? I was raised in the circus; that’s what I wanted to wear! Don’t judge me!
Tim: Dick, you’re my hero, and I’m judging you.
Dick: It's not my fault I made the suit work! Jason’s just a complainer.
Dick resumed listening to his music, causing Jason to toss another apple at his head. Dick ignored him and turned up the volume.
Barbara: Circus folk, they have no shame. What's your next step?
Jason: Wait until he's distracted and beat his ass later. I got laughed at… by so many people when I wore that suit.
Barbara: Does it help that you looked adorable in it too?
Jason: Coming from you, it's fine, but not when I was fighting in that suit at fourteen and going through puberty.
Jason whimpered, covering his eyes in embarrassment. Barbara patted him on the head while Damian and Tim stifled their laughter.
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quess-art · 4 months ago
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Hi! Whose your fav in twisted wonderland? Or if you dont have any what characters to you use the most?
(Pssst by the way can you drop your friend code 🥺🥺🥺)
Most of the characters are likable assholes so I don't really have a fav lol If judging solely on design, Ortho's and Leona's outfits are usually great
Dorm Riddle was my first card and I have no regrets, he hits like a truck and is still my most used card
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My Player Name is Quess!
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crossbackpoke-check · 25 days ago
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blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)
"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie
#liv in the replies#if i were insane there would be an appendix to this called telling the bees however i finished this at 3am yesterday its nearly midnight &#my cutoff is when my ahl asg stream cuts. GOD by now i should know when i save a poem like hmm. not applicable but god it'd be perfect#THAT'S A CURSE. DON'T PUT IT IN THE DOCUMENT. DON'T SAVE IT. FORGET YOU READ IT. IT'S A CURSE!! <- things i should've told myself when i#went to read bees was already like 👀 &then the first line was FUCKING CLAUDE!!!!! anyway. sorry also this is like. insanely long but ALSO#regarding mf claude. the first picture is a leftover from the claude edit i made years ago so that feels GREAT and BEAUTIFUL & also for me#as ever y'all will be getting a full breakdown. starting with what i regularly have a breakdown about every time i see it which is joelle's#james 1:12 tattoo which if u use the king james version (gay) is blessed is he who perseveres under trial because having stood the test he#will receive the crown of life the lord has promised to those who love him. which i always go blessed is he who perseveres // for those who#love him. and that's joel. ignoring him getting it then getting sent down on his birthday IGNORING IT. also we know the frosty/maple leafs#hahaha fuck the flyers lore right? good. that's morgan and his dad also bc i love a baby picture & it was perfect. also the dave isaac pic#next was in an article talking about morgan 'stung' by draft camp. shut UP. i have an alt for tells him with claude and ALSO hate the#elephant w/phil bc myesie u fuckin leaf-eater (giraffe) but i love the composition of that jake shot & had to use it (it was also almost#tells him) with thylacine jakey frog nolan also raff the extinct whale bc i needed him here. if my editing on incapable of joy is bad no on#tell me i did some SHENANIGANS to put morgan in there & color-pick/alter his jersey. new skill. i think euphoria is one of my favorite for#the sake of pride night but ALSO that polaroid kills me very time &they're so stoners contemplate the universe but ALSO i love transcendenc#so that whole three photo string i think is my favorite. and i was in looking at these like listen okay it's okay there are only so many#photos in the world. you can repeat from others you've seen before. except ALSO there's so many of these freaks together do you separate#and every time i was like there can't be more there was more. don't ask the number of back-ups for the sweetest blossom/pinch/ruffle sets#okay also the ready to be stung one was a surprise favorite fit for me because i love that line but wasn't sure how to convey it? so it's o#i think with how morgan's face is and the almost of it all. yes joel hardest trier is in there purely for me i do have an alt but. how coul#u doubt him. insert sasha's tweet abt how much joel loves philly but all his quotes have been abt being excited for morgan to have a fresh#start. AND NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES IN CALGARY AND YOU'RE STILL INSEPARABLE god i literally googled frost farabee calgary to find the last#blessed [because. heard but not seen you know of everyone traded but you went together. not seen. (which ties into the terrible appendix)]#and IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME TWO MINUTES TO FIND THAT!!! WHAT DO YOU MEANNN anyway. sorry again it's so long & also i will be vanishing a wee#& a half after posting [redacted] is kicking my ass & im doing [redacted fun things WAIT ACTUALLY U CAN KNOW ONE i'm seeing hippo campus]#morgan frost#joel farabee#philadelphia flyers#calgary flames
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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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little-shadow-club · 3 months ago
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All I want is to be his shirt
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digital999placebo · 1 year ago
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to be horny, drunk and in love on a catamaran somewhere in the Mediterranean
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muzsmocsing · 2 months ago
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Congratulations to Wei Wuxian for beating the world champion of Compulsory Heterosexuality: Shen Yuan's record in the 100m Denial dash. He wins nothing, he is in fact a massive loser, but it's impressive nonetheless.
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self-indulgentmanic · 8 months ago
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eyes that are down to fuck + eyes that are down to kill = Blue Demise Mashita
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budd-ie · 8 months ago
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Can you imagine being he xuan after the events of the final book and seeing that one guy that your boyfrienemy made great friends with, who also happens to be that other guy’s 800 year long crush who he’ll murder anyone who looks at him wrong, defeat the literal god of gods, the heavenly emperor himself, and prove that he is in fact deserving of the title number one in the three realms? Thanking every deity and twist of fate out there that he’s down so bad for your evil colleague that he understands to let you do your business and honestly doesn't blame you for it instead of exterminating you on the spot, which you just found out he was fully capable of doing this whole time, even more so than your evil colleague, he’s just not that kind of guy. This man figured out the whole puzzle so damn quick, instantly knew he was the suspicious one, was so close to blowing his cover at so many instances. If things went haywire enough back then….let’s just say legendary ghost king Black Water Demon Xuan has a few extra incense sticks to spare for his highness anymore…
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slabmaxxing · 12 days ago
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i wonder if wemmbu having his armor durability and potion duration mod installed can be interpreted as him being more combat ready than the other unstablers. hes used to combat he knows war and violence better than he does peace. always aware of the state of his armor and the time left on his potion effects so that he can repair or restock at a moments notice. idk
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