#like dealing with them on a daily basis

[blazing-arsonist]

The real reason why he's imperfect

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[callilemon]

This tiktok meme has been living rent-free in my head since I saw it. so, ofc I had to draw them 😭😂 (the fact I have like 10 more frames of this lmaooo)

[themgfujoshi]

News flash: local clown get chased and threatened romantic advances By emo and goth warlords

Said clown that night:

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

My ex is at it again

[diverbots]

Hoping in some circumstance that if they ever do have Ramattra speak to Max, that it’ll just be Max talking about how much capitalism factors into play into just about Anything and Ramattra’s just: “Hm okay. Sounds like a skill issue to me! Anyways.”

[telltaleanatomicalheart]

shut upppp about female rage 😭😭😭😭😭

[glambots]

That flirty sun ask WOO, I would absolutely die if sun OR Monty started flirting with me, and it makes me consider, sun and Monty both have a crush on you and it becomes a full on competition LMAO.

Sun is So Passive-Aggressive and it All flies over Monty's Head.

[kittlyns]

It is so insane to feel everyone getting sick of you. Like goddamn I'm sorry I'm going through what may be my worst year yet but you putting up with me is somehow equivalent to christ on the fucking cross all of a sudden.

[thethingything]

I would really love it if maybe we could have a break from the horrors for five fucking minutes

[butmakeitgayblog]

Oh dont get me wrong, an ugly man and a handsome man are basically twins when it comes to a treatment of a woman (sometimes the ugly one is even worse like the audacity when you already look like that lmao). But it’s like if we do get with a good looking one it’s automatically too good to be true and we’re just waiting for the other shoe to drop . So as sad as it is, we always settle for less.

This actually made me sad. And I don't mean that in a sarcastic or condescending way, I mean genuinely. Because it just tells me so many women don't value what they're worth (not that I'm immune, don't get me wrong.) But on top of that internal insecurity, y'all gotta deal with men 😅

Cuz like

😐

Like,,, even the hairy little mole men don't know they're ugly 😩

I just... idk I guess this is part of what I don't understand about heterosexual attraction. I know y'all can't help it (I'm sorry for talking about this like you guys have an incurable disease I don't mean to I just don't know how else to phrase it 😅) but sheesh. If the guy doesn't have a great personality then dating down just seems so pointless idk idk

[enci-rebloggies]

This.

https://twitter.com/delaneykingrox/status/1090402436995473408

[forehead451]

stream of consciousness type deal.

[matrix-pawz]

Just got messaged by some weirdo on my vent account asking for str!p and $h videos even though I have it stated in my intro there that I am a minor. Just- ew :/

[heartkaji]

currently thinking about bakugo “it’s not that deep” katsuki.

katsuki’s got a temper that makes him more chalant than not, but when it comes to everything else the blonde is relatively…unreactive. it’s not like he tries to be that way, he just has to be. when you’re surrounded by idiots like denki & sero on a daily basis, you eventually learn to choose your fucks & allocate them wisely.

“bakugo, class 1-B’s been hogging the hero equipment—how do we train now ?”

“it’s never that deep, tape face. just go later y’dumbass”

“bakubro, i think my situationship just blocked me—“

“literally just move on. really not that serious.”

the phrase has practically become katsuki’s signature one liner. so it’s a shock when his friends make you realize you’ve never actually heard the words from his lips.

“katsuki ? and nonchalant ? in the same sentence ? you must be joking.”

mina & sero are watching outer banks with your laptop while denki & kiri glance at each other in confusion. “you’re serious? he’s never said stuff like that to you ?”

“like ever?”

“never.�� you run a brush through your hair. “though i guess i could imagine him talking to you guys that way.”

“double standards go crazy” mina mumbles. “real.”

“no, guys—all hope is not lost. it could be that y/n is really rational so he never has to say it, you feel me ?”

you scoff, but denki keeps talking, “we can test this out. just get y/n to act really dramatic and see how bakugo reacts.”

sero pauses the episode, ignoring the scowl that graces mina’s lips. “fifty bucks there really is a double standard and bakugo won’t act all nonchalant.”

“fifty bucks ? that’s half my salary!”

“not my fault you work at mcdonald’s dawg. you guys in or what ?”

kiri’s quick to strike the deal on kaminari’s behalf. denki’s about to protest when the fiery blond walks in.

“disgusting. why are you all sitting around like degenerates? not you baby.”

“what happened to ‘hello, how are you?’”

“hi ‘suki.” you purr, ignoring sero. katsuki dips his head to peck your lips, a quiet ‘hey pretty’ mumbled into your cheek.

sero snaps his fingers at the display of affection. “excuse me? in front of my obx?”

“the one you’re watching with my netflix subscription?” bakugo snaps the laptop shut and mina protests with a mouth full of popcorn. you’re about to playfully defend the duo when kirishima nudges your elbow. he cocks his head towards bakugo and you understand immediately.

“katsuki,” you tug at the hem of your boyfriend’s sleeve & look into his eyes with the most tender expression you can muster. “i’m out of lipliner.”

“okay ?”

you hear a snort and you know it’s from sero.

“there’s nothing ‘okay’ about it ‘suki. i need a new one or else i’ll literally die.”

bakugo’s brows knit in confusion. “is this your way of begging me for money?” he begins to dig at his wallet and you swat his arm away.

“beg is insane.”

“i don’t need your money.” you snap. “i need my lipliner. now”

“just order—“ “now.”

“what do you mean now? it’s almost nine pm, where the fuck are you going ?”

“nowhere. i just need it.”

“do you have a fever ?” “katsuki!”

“i need it now ‘suki,” you hug your arms around his body and place your chin on his chest. “if i don’t get it right now i’m literally gonna cry.”

your lips jut into a pout. you can tell he’s about to protest so you take his palm into your own. “it’s not that—fuck. whatever. where the hell are my keys ?”

he gently nudges you off him before grabbing the car keys off the front table, a string of grumbles leaving his lips as he sets out on the side quest regardless. he shuts the door behind him & suddenly the room buzzes back to life.

“y/n your pussy cannot be that good.”

“literally what i’m saying bro.”

“ho did you use rose quartz on him ??”

“i always knew you were a witch for real.”

“this whole interaction just piss me off.”

“i’m going home. denki and kiri, you owe me fifty bucks each.”

“EACH ?”

( bonus )

it’s nearly half an hour later & katsuki isn’t back so you’re starting to get worried. sero and the gang have already left, leaving you to deal with the growing anxiety by yourself. you finally decided to text your boyfriend only to find he’s sent you several messages already:

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[ultimatebottom69]

Huuh you misunderstood the message completely. I meant as the imaginary girlfriend got a serious breeding kink with 25 different women/men/nonbinary/genderfluid then didn't assume responsibilty about the kids that the breeding kink ensued.

I know some people have big families mate I am not critisizing them in any way shape or form. In fact I don't care, your body your choice.

I am critisizing the people that get multiple girls/men/nonbinary or really anyone pregnant then dip without giving a cent of responsibility or even assuming they did it.

Also I read your tags. What ? Yeah I am critisszing midandry then telling people to own up who they slept with.

The two arguments don't collide at all ???

Like I am very sorry but what did I say that was offensive here ? Like I am not angry just sincerely confused.

Doesn't your girlfriend have a side account where she draws lesbian pregnancy fetish art?

look I'm single but I fully support my imaginary girlfriend's side hustle, she's just trying to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table 😔🙏🏼