#your twink bf and your himbo bf

[glambots]

That flirty sun ask WOO, I would absolutely die if sun OR Monty started flirting with me, and it makes me consider, sun and Monty both have a crush on you and it becomes a full on competition LMAO.

Sun is So Passive-Aggressive and it All flies over Monty's Head.

[cuntyji]

taking a break from my own shitty writing to read some GOOD GOOD literature...the goodest of them alll....the baddest, the realest....the okay let's just get started.

gojo is the type of guy to buy a "slay and yaas and twink" shirt with you, i don't make the rules.

geto suguru.....geto suguru.....!!! i have been infected by a virus (getoism) because of daphavocadokuna and let me tell you geto's part of the fic is the one that gagged me the most. he is such a romantic...i need 10 of him and another 500 for all my gays and girls. also geto is THEEEE gossip queen i love it when people write him as such, and having it confirmed by leader of geto-ville herself...gege write that down

guys i'm genuinely rolling down the wall [edit: isn't it sliding??? girl bye they see me rolling LNJNHDHUHDUUADH] when i read the sukuna one because i was like "oh flower ! 😄 what is this link? 🙀 OH DEAR GOD THAT'S- *gunshots*" don't even play with me rn daph i think i shed a tear I. LOVE. YOU!!! he is so like....himbo coded. but like a himbo who drank too much monster. do you get the vibes...man i need to write more of soft idiot in love sukuna!! *stares at my current wip manifesting it blossoms into a soft fic*

toji.....toji fushiguro....guys did u all know i went for @nkoprra's wedding with toji it was saur romantic.....anyways 💗 i feel like he is more of a dry texter than sukuna and the CALLLINNGG he is deffo a call > text guy, i think he'd send more voice messages too. he deffo gets you the best gifts on occassions, he's saur money [peak english here]🕺🕺

DAPHHNNNENENENENENEE NANAMI'S HAD ME CRYING I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN HIM AND SUKUNA FUCK MEEEE. i need a man who corporate responds to all my shared videos than say nothing at all. "thank you for sharing" IM CRYINGGG U HAVE NO IDEA I WAS GIGGLING SO HARD. as someone who likes having someone sit by them as they fall asleep this was such a cute detail to add and im in tears im honking weeping wailing even

choso they will never make me hate you and your chick flick liking ass....love ur characterization of him he is deffo more than just an awkward weird boy....he is THE boy

"objection. we had sushi two days ago" WHY IS HE LIKEEE THIS AHHAHAHA. a man hiding his smile behind his hand is such a hot thing to do i don't know why + bonus points if they lean further into their hand to cover their entire face oh MAMA 🐕🐕🐕

naoya is the typa lad who'd quadruple text you in a row saying "im going. going to bed. going to sleep. i'm closing my eyes. this is your last chance fr. this is naoya's father did you ever care for him" LMAISJDFIEHUWHU he's such a drama kweenie.....i never even thought of reading naoya fics icl once indie wrote an ex!bf naoya fic and that's it, but you dear pookiekuna [to me atleast] have become synonymous with naoya [in a good way] because you write him just so dang funny and dorky i fear i would fold like a lawn chair [is that the saying?] for him.... bonus points if we wildly smooch in public. I AM WAITING FOR BOLTER SEASON 2 PLELASEEE DAPH VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL EP WHEN MY GLORIOUS QUUE- *GUNSHOTS*

kashimo is giving pimento and rosa's relationship from b99 idk why he just seems like such a stupid lad. also daph wtaf stop playing u're making me realize how fine half of the jjk cast is oh im gonna be SIIICKKKKK

"it is natural for others to admire beauty such as yours. however, they must know it's not theirs to claim" sir if someone said that to me i would have a mental breakdown. he's the "you're killing my tough guy personality" guy. HE SEEMS SO BITEABLE DAPH I CANT VOCALIZE MY THOUGHTS IM SHAKING WRITING THIS IM GENUIENLY GOING OOGA BOOGA CAVEMAN STYLW WHAT THE FAWKKKKKKKKKKKKK DONT CHAT TO ME

pick your love story °🍵⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ jujutsu kaisen edition (sfw)

gojo satoru ☆ childhood friends to lovers

loves to tease you, and he'll always poke your cheek, ruffle your hair, or steal your food just to get a reaction. if you're shy or quiet, he lives to make you flustered. buys the most ridiculous gifts, including matching sunglasses and designer items that cost more than your rent. acts like your personal heater, always draping himself over you, wrapping his long arms around your shoulders, or sneaking his hands under your sweater to press them against your skin. if someone flirts with you? well, he's throwing him arm around you so dramatically, calling you his 'beloved' in the most obnoxious way possible. if the person doesn't back off, his carefree tone disappears and he gives them a chilling smile. loves late night drives and cafe dates, he's so the type to blast music in the car and sing off-key on purpose, always laughs when you tell him to zip it. his love language is definitely physical touch and words of affirmation, and he needs to be touching you at all times, and he constantly reminds you how much he loves you in different playful and heartfelt ways <3 he's even softer when he's sleepy, nuzzling into your neck and shit, voice always dropping to a quiet murmur as he spills whatever's on his mind.

geto suguru ☆ best friends to lovers

pretty chill, protective and a faux deep thinker type of guy. gentle and attentive, always knowing what you need before you even ask. if had a rough day, he's gonna run you a bath and try to get your favourite drink. tries to sit still and listen patiently while you rant. lowkey a bit overzealous when it comes to jealousy, but never petty. he doesn't get outwardly possessive. but if someone flirts with you, he'll wrap an arm around your waist and give the person a pretty sharp look, enough that they'll back off and shit. always takes pictures of you, and he has an entire album of random shots of you reading, laughing or even just existing bc he really does think you look beautiful in every moment. loves bookstore and vinyl shop dates, and he enjoys those sweet peaceful moments with you (flipping through books, aka arguing about different genres). he's super big on quality time + acts of service, and if he sees you struggling with anything, he'll try to take care of it before you even have to ask. loves running his fingers through your hair, and he claims it calms him, and sometimes he just gets so lost in thought while doing it, that you have to snap him out of it. he's the type to whisper sweet things in your ear absentmindedly, like 'you have no idea how much i love you' when he thinks you're not paying attention. goes all red and dismissive when he realises you actually did hear that :D and he says he's not in gossip and drama but no one talks shit like he does, lets be real

ryomen sukuna ☆ prob sum weird enemies to lover shit

claims he doesn't date, but somehow ends up trying to figure out your favourite flower. calls you stupid shit like 'brat' or 'pet' more than your actual name, but if someone disrespects you, he tears them apart without hesitation. gets jealous easily, but he won't admit it, and if someone looks at you wrong, he'll grab your chin and kiss you (not that you mind <3) his love language is physical touch and dominance, expect him to always keep a hand on your waist, neck or chin because as much as he pretends otherwise, he loves feeling your skin against his. gaslights you over silly things for fun ('i literally told you that' 'no you didn't' 'oh, so you're forgetful now). also whispers absolute nonsense in your ear just from time to time, 'did you know that octopuses have three hearts? bet you didn't, but now you do. you're welcome'). will open a jar way too aggressively to try and show off his strength but breaks it, and now you're left with no pickles and a sulking sukuna with pickle juice on his hand. carries you like a sack of potatoes on his shoulders if you piss him off. pretends he doesn't gaf, but always shares his food with you and tries to order what you like.

toji fushiguro ☆ reluctant friends to lovers

grumpy but soft for you typa boyfriend who doesn't believe in using full words in texts. only texts in 'ya' or 'nah' and he accidentally replied 'k' to you saying 'i love you' and he called you immediately afterwards because he knows he messed up. loves pda but in the most lazy way possible, and will always drape himself over you like a weighted blanket and refuse to move. always steals bites of your food (half the meal) but will act offended if you do the same. once won you a stuffed animal at a carnival and acted like it was no big deal, but he actually used up all his carnival tickets trying to win you the biggest prize. spoils you in a reckless way, and he'll hand you a wad of cash and refuses to tell you how he got the money. he just tells you to go buy something nice. love language is acts of service and physical touch because he claims he's not amazing with words, but his hands always find their way back home to you. loves lazy mornings, and grumbles when you try to get out of bed, pulling you back in with an arm around your waist.

nanami kento ☆ love at first sight

exhausted but devoted you get me, and he claims that you energise him and light up his life. lectures you when you only sleep for three hours a night. replies to the tiktoks you send with corporate replies 'that was humorous. thank you for sharing. i love you.' he thinks you're absolutely the most beautiful person on the planet, and always lets you know. pretty gentle, mature and devoted. shows his love in sweet, meaningful ways. always puts your comfort first, and he tries to take things off your plate without asking. loves cooking for you, and believes cooking is its own love language. hates unnecessary, brash pda but loves quiet intimacy. holds your hand, brushes your hair against your ear. lingering kisses on your temple. reads to you at night, and he'll sit beside you if you have trouble drifting off. his love language is absolutely acts of service and quality time, and he doesn't just say he loves you, he'll prove it in every little action of his. loves taking you out to scenic parks and hikes, and just stares after you with so much love as he tries to adjust the focus of his camera lenses to try and capture you as well as he can.

choso kamo ☆ strangers to lovers

kinda awkward but genuinely, really quiet sweet. overthinks everything, and at the start of your relationship, he even started overthinking how you said 'goodnight!' and wondered if you were mad at him, because there was no heart or emoji. would die before making the first move idk, like you're going to have kiss him first or else, otherwise i fear he's going to have a stroke. holds grudges as long as he can, and will bring up little shit (like you stealing his lunch) six months later 'remember that time you betrayed me?'. but he can only really give you the silent treatment for two whole minutes when you tease him, and then immediately apologises because he feels bad. a lot of friends tease the two of you because they think choso is too quiet or a pushover but the truth is that he's actually pretty snarky, clever and observant. very determined and always sticks to his morals, even at times when you disagree with him, he's able to put his foot down. love language is quality time and gift giving, because he's the type to remember everything you like and surprise him with it. loves watching movies with you, and pretends not to care for 90s chick flicks, but he's digging them deep down. loves holding your hand, and even in public, he'll reach for you quietly.

higuruma hiromi☆ coworkers to lovers

overworked but loves you so bad. he sometimes reminds you of a tired, single dad but he's truly joyous to date. if you call him baby in public, he immediately malfunctions and blushes. you once kissed him in a courtroom (not even when court was ongoing!) on the tip of his gorgeous nose, and he almost choked. will 100% object to random things just to irritate you, with topics like takeout for dinner, 'objection. we had sushi two days ago.' takes everything pretty seriously, until you do something cute. then he just sits there, hiding his smile behind his hand like an adorable anime protagonist. tries to be strict or protective, but you just make him super soft. secretly likes pda but pretends that he doesn't. grips your hand so tight like he fears you might disappear. loves when you rest in his lap or against his chest as he reads over cases and paperwork. you told him that he'd look hot with glasses, and you caught him browsing through lens frames.

naoya zenin ☆ arranged marriage (kinda ooc naoya btw, bear with me)

sort of a menace who should have been left on read a long time ago, but this wasn't your first choice. somehow, he folds for you almost immediately but you think he'd rather dig his own grave and neatly fold his hands over his chest as he buries himself at his own funeral before he admits that he likes you. calls you annoying but will drop everything if you text him that you need help. always saying dumb shit to you, or trying to make fun of you, but if someone else does? they're gone, like he's going to stalk them, find where they work, and get them fired from their job. texts you the stupidest things like 'if i was ugly, would you still love me?' 'i just saw an ugly baby. damn' 'what would do if i got arrested? be honest.' saw someone flirting with you once at like a fancy event, and rolled his eyes, pretending that he didn't give a flying fuck. ended up at the bathroom mirror, gripping the sink and trying not to throw up. if you ignore his texts, he's gonna send vaguely ominous messages, like 'answer me' followed by 'this is how it ends?' 'i'm leaving btw, i'm going to pack up and leave you forever and go live on my own in the wild.' you check his location and he's still at home. naoya thinks he's the prize in the relationship, he's not. definitely a pda menace, and he loves just kissing you in public.

hajime kashimo ☆ enemies to lovers but in that 'we met when we were fighting' way

your relationship is just him being reckless with no survival instinct, and you trying to keep your boyfriend alive. aka trying to stop him from licking the power outlet. will randomly challenge you to fights for no reason, never mind the fact that he'll feel bad and back out at the last minute. has no concept of personal space, and will stand nose to nose with you just to make you uncomfortable. if you back away, he's gonna follow you and ask where you're going. if someone flirts with you, he's not even going to do too much, just laugh in their face and ask the offender if they really thought they had a chance. kashimo has no concept of an inside voice at all, so god forbid you try to take him somewhere quiet. energy level always at 200% and it's a mission to even take him someplace like a grocery store. if you said 'i love you' first, it might have been the only time that someone else has bested him in something. hajime physically can't process emotions and goes green and pale (he loves you so much btw) and he looks vaguely ill at your confession. stares for five minutes before throwing himself at you. definitely a words of affirmation type of guy, instead of actions, because sometimes, he's all bark and no bite.

noritoshi kamo ☆ sweet, rom-com crush

he's actually a bit traditional, but very sweet. unfortunately, he's also so formal that it hurts sometimes. but it's fun when he asks you things like 'would you like to accompany me for an evening meal?' or 'shall we go for a stroll?' if you hold his hand, for the first few months, he sweats profusely but acts as though he's totally cool (narrator: he was not cool). lowkey believes that he doesn't deserve you and he absolutely treats you, the love of his life, like royalty. super observant and determined to make you as comfortable as possible, so you're never really left wanting for anything. if someone flirts with you, he doesn't really get jealous, but rather gets philosophical. 'it is natural for others to admire beauty such as yours. however, they must know it's not theirs to claim.' a key forefront runner of the sassy men apocalypse, even though you wouldn't be able to tell at the start. super quick-witted, but he's the type to keep his thoughts to himself, but luckily, he gets more comfortable sharing his jokes with you as times go on. blushes super easily, and he hates it because he thinks it ruins his aloof/mysterious guy persona.

[sugar-petals]

Ooooh, now I’m curious and need to ask you to elaborate on your top ten himbo players, that you actually like, but also your top ten for players that are boyfriend material, cause I find your choices really interesting and actually different from what I was expecting! 💗 (i really hope I’m not bothering you by sending these asks 🥺🌟)

i like writing about it at length don’t worry 👀⚽️ here it goes. 

caro’s top 10 footie giants

(note: includes veteran nominations for long-term service)

1) robert lewandowski — who is it!!!!

if lewy doesn’t win this it’s heresy, the man has it all: he’s ripped, he’s cutesy, statuesque, silly, sexy, divine, hilarious, confused, polite, unique, unsurpassed, i can go on, enjoy this handy illustration as proof:

he is the moment, he’s the protagonist, the founding father of all himbos worldwide 👴🏻✨he just has to look at you clueless once and you know he got what it takes!

in summary: 

2) fernando torres — nobody expects the spanish ab definition! ah... the good ole days, i miss fernando. el niño became extremely buff with time and remains as kind and shy as ever so the spot is even more deserved 🇪🇸

3) manuel neuer — not in 1st place bc he's too unhinged, other than that ofc he has to be way up high on the list for being the nation’s big booty stripper providing us with endless content, give his arms a custom insurance ffs

4) leon goretzka — here goes the twink magnet, the whole fandom will send me assassins if leon's not included in the top 5 so ‘ere ya go

5) frenkie de jong — himbo in the making, BDE body, puppy personality, he’s just very huggable, what more can i say, he really walks around like this

6) julian brandt — soft snuggly himbo bee, a lil slutty too 👌 lately his hair is so dang long i love it, smh i envy kai for being engaged to this man

7) mats hummels — also included to appease the masses, at least i don’t think his green plaid coat was that bad, his facial bones & hair are great i guess

8) ter stegen — not 100% a himbo since his brain isn't entirely vacant (more of a gentlemanly type) but but he is kind tall chiseled and a tank, i would pick him to save us in a zombie apocalypse

9) lukas podolski (ft. bastian schweinsteiger) — and now the ultimate grandfather besties of himboism, you can’t possibly separate them, poldi invented being stupid and sexy, basti invented being stupid and built, together they are the ideal himbo fusion, everyone deserves having a friendship like this

gotta love them munching crisps on tv 😂

OUT OF A GIANT CAULDRON HHH

10) romelu lukaku — to wrap it up i confess my love for the belgian team, they’re incredible & romelu is peak coolness (last on the list bc he’s actually smart, but his tiddies are enormous so ofc that has to be honored)

and for the sake of completion, an abbreviated top 10:

top 5 bf material players

1) raheem sterling — we talked about tall guys but here the short king hour strikes! so goodlooking and smiley ⭐️ he’s perfection. i have zero business with his club or the english nt and yet? he made it here. says a lot. raheem sterling. thank you for existing. terrific player.

2) mario götze — hehe... i know very well you didn’t expect him either but here goes it’s me mario, certified cutest ever, so sparkly as well, baby baby bumblebee, oh the nostalgia i know

3) kai havertz — soft lizard bf w/ terrible humor, i stan, can’t divorce him from julian so it’s gonna be a polyamorous relationship, but anyway i adore my suffering victorian heir to bits

4) leroy sané — prettiest, most elegant, most attractive, most stylish, the ideal man exists, love his voice & little habits, never seen a guy as ethereal and handsome, leroy is so boyfriend it hurts, my heart skips a beat for this gaze

5) kepa arrizabalaga — as the outrageous cherry on top: another goalkeeper lunatic and to amp up the hot spanish quota even more; kepa truly is a phenomenon, i don’t know how he does it but i enjoy it

thank you for bearing with this whole friggin ranking, have a nice day 🐯 (now i’ll hide and wait until the rest of the footie fandom finds this post)

[bokunoherokomikuko]

The true natshig experience be like:

-“What if, now hear me out, natsuo/shigaraki” [cue crackship snickering] - randomly thinking about natshig when thinking about stuff for your otp - being caught off guard that you think about natshig at all - thinking about the reality of natshig being a thing - “okay but the gap moe though” - “but the league would love natsuo???” - messing with dabi becomes your new favorite past time but for an entirely new reason - that reason being natshig - gamer bfs - honking doctor himbo loves crusty neet twink - if you actually read this list, you’re already too far gone

[cottoncandyjester]

Out of all of your yanderes, which ones do you think would be able to share a darling?

Time to break out the combos my bitches, bros and non binary hoes!

Are some of these combos unstable? Yeah but whatever

There are a lot of combos so these are just my favorite ones

Warning this contains: yandere talk, talk about sex, dark topics

Theo & zeke- opposites duo

These two together sharing a darling is chaos

Zeke punches theo at least three times a day cause of the racist shit he says

They only “get along” during sex but that’s only cause zeke fucks you and theo so hard that theo can’t speak and you’re passed out

Dates with these two ends in fighting like just stay home or you three will be forced out of whatever building you guys are in

Theo will slowly learn to watch his mouth around zeke..after so many ass beatings

That’s when they will slowly get along

They are quite the team though when it comes to keeping you from escaping like they actually move like a unit

Rin,axis, and Hikaru- femboy trio

If you have a kink for twink boys in skirts these are your boys

Hikaru keeps rin from bullying axis which happens too often

They are so damn clingy

Like holy crap you can’t go anywhere

Also they are so beautiful so expect lots of jealous stares

Hikaru is actually far less degrading thanks to rin and axis

As far as fun time..

They tend to fight over who goes first and this usually ends with you broken since they don’t stop til they are satisfied

Rocket & Tiago- monster fucker duo

If you like these two..you’re a monster fucker I don’t make the rules

They would absolutely share and be quite loving

From rocket’s golden retriever himbo behavior to tiago’s gentle giant behavior you are definitely gonna get spoiled

Lots of praise and kisses for you

yeah they are huge so escaping or even fighting them is impossible

They do tend to lightly fight over their darling and who gets how much attention and it always ends with you sandwiched between them

You will have zero brain power after even one session with them

Rocket is 6’5 and Tiago is 7’....you are probably gonna die

They are so sweet and loving not only to you but to each other

Also expect lots of steamy work out dates

Just like going to the gym or taking a jog. Though Tiago can convince rocket to settle down and just relax with you and him

*clears throat* ✨tits just massive tits both of them✨

Mateo, Tiago, zeke- team Afro Latino

These three✨

Oh these three are so in sync that it’s scary

They will definitely share a darling and it would be like one big happy family

It would be quite peaceful

They are all so goofy that you would forget that they are murdering yanderes

Any person who had a crush on you would vanish for sure

One of them always keeps you distracted enough for the other two to sneak off and kill whoever dares stare at you for too long

Yuki & yoshi- lazy boys

Okay but naps for days

When yoshi isn’t killing himself playing video games

They both collectively agree that sharing would be easier and would take far less energy instead of killing each other

Yuki keeps yoshi clean..as best as he can

And yoshi keeps Yuki from sleeping himself to death from starvation or dehydration

In terms of keeping you theirs they work well

Yoshi is crude and vile being a sadist while Yuki is a masochist wanting you to crush him with your thighs..so it works out great

When yoshi is being rude and vile Yuki is there to cradle you close with soft kisses

When Yuki is being emotionless and distant yoshi is there to give you all his attention

Mateo& rocket- gym bros

Talk about a POWER couple

These two are powerful golden retrievers bfs

They are always spotting each other at the gym

Those two are competing against each other everyday like who can do the most push ups or who can lift the most weights

They are such sweethearts to their darling

Although you’ll be forced to work out with them

From jogs in the park to sitting on one of their backs while they do push ups

There’s no way you can fight them when they work together

Mateo’s skill is his agility and speed

Rocket has the pure strength

They will win and you will be theirs

So just be their adorable little darling

They are the type to try and impress you all the time by showing you how strong or fast they are

They seem so innocent and sweet but they will kill for you

They are so loving to each other though

From rocket picking you and mateo up in his arms and kissing you two

To mateo giving you and rocket lots and lots of kisses

[mrsometimes11]

I like to think that she's constantly swearing in Bajoran and the Universal Translator just censors her.

Take that scene at the start of the first DS9 Mirror Universe episode, she's in the runnabout with Bashir.

What we hear is something like 'stop talking Doctor, I'm trying to meditate'

What she says in Bajoran would be better translated as 'Shut the fuck up, you himbo twink spoonhead-fucker, I'm trying to find inner-fucking-peace and your stupid voice makes me want to throttle you. I can smell your fascist BF's cock on your break, I'd vomit if I didn't hate you so much right now'

i love kira nerys every time she gets angry im like she should be angrier. when she threw that teacup at dukats head i rejoiced with glee. let kira say fuck

[imaginaryskeleton]

Hetalia characters explained by my sibling who has never watched Hetalia:

Spain: Himbo twink. He's dumb as fuck and is the one guy who tells these bullshit stories about what's he's done and where he's been and everyone knows they're bullshit. He thinks he's sexy but tbh he gets no girls

Cuba: I love him. Himbo extreme. He adores his friends

Poland: I would trust him to babysit my kids. He grew up really poor and when he left home he told everyone he got a rich bf and now had a lot of money but in reality his bf is poor af and their relationship is barely together and he still has money troubles

Romano: His name is Rodriguez. He could have been baby but he has so much trauma that the world slapped him in the face and revoked his baby privileges. You have to drag him kicking and screaming to social events but when he gets there he's a butterfly

France: This guy puts way more effort into his appearance than you'd think

England: He doesn't respect women or himself

Germany: This is that one kid who went to military camp to look cool but when he got there he cried his eyes out but he won't leave because he's stubborn but he really hates it

Austria: He has his own library and if you go in you better be wearing 6 pairs of gloves or you can't touch anything. He'll be breathing down your neck the whole time you're there. I feel like he's related to military camp guy

Prussia: He's 14 and this is deep. That bird bites him on the nose a lot. He pretends to be suave and sassy but no he's just a child. He bleaches his hair to seem cool. Also he listens to Fall Out Boy

Belarus: This is Darlia. She's fucking satan. They have this thing where every Saturday they just get together and fuck. She murdered her older sister with a shovel

Denmark: He had a reverse redemption arc. Things were going fine for him but then he found out he's related to a toxic youtuber and his life slowly got worse (me: what country is he?) Poland

Hungary: She will fuck you up. Usually she sits in the corner all dainty and quiet but if she overhears you say one bad thing about her friends that frying pan is coming at your head. She used to have really short hair until she realised her gender expression isn't important to her gender identity (me wondering how they're so close). She gets along with bullshit stories guy like at first they hated each other but then they got talking and now they're really close

Romania: His best friend is the frying pan girl (me: you could not be more wrong) he has a really niche hobby like candle making. He was cursed so that someone dies if he falls in love with them or something

[princess-of-the-corner]

Korra: sometimes a friend group is you, your beautiful inventor gf, a sexy himbo, his angsty brother, your past life's granddaughter, her thief bf, the only airbending Beifong/the himbo's gf, and the twink prince of the Earth Kingdom

Valid!

[iskierkacest]

Listen, I have no idea who the blue-haired person on my dash is (Lio, I think) but they’re the biggest himbo I have seen all day and I want you to know I support and love them dearly

blue haired himbo is galo, actually (his green twink bf is lio), but youre right, he has 1 braincell and has never done anything wrong in his life

[porcalinecunt]

YOUR LITTLE LMK BF IS A DAMN TWINK AND ALSO, TOMAS ISNT A TWINK HES A HIMBO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

Can people please stop beating up my favorite characters and just let them be badass?

[desaintjustfancam]

i see that like 75 percent of the thirst content in the pathologic fandom is directed towards dankovsky and i’m just left scratching my head as artemy is just left standing out in the cold

i am going to supply a comparison and prove artemy is objectively a better bf than dankovsky (hey, if you like the big D, don’t worry about it, your opinion is valid, this is just for fun)

Artemy: 1. your friendly himbo bf 2. good with kids 3. good with animals 4. strong enough to kill three dudes in a straight up fight, can protect you 5. a hugger 6. can brew crazy steppe drugs for you 7. loves his dad 8. sincere 9. HUNK 10. drinks responsibly

Dankovsky 1. rude twink 2. hates kids and animals 3. thinks you’re a country bumpkin if you’re not from the capital 4. would shoot you in the back for the kains 5. wears gloves when approaching other people 6. can’t brew shit. maybe he can come up with avocado toast, but i doubt it 7. loves no one 8. smarmy prick 9. wants to talk to your manager 10. spends like half of the game sloshed as opposed to working on a cure 11. fails at everything  12. has a weird tiny cup that he glares at 13. wears snakeskin. those snakes were probably endangered.

[needletongues]

both!!

oh HELL yeah okay so uh. i've got bad memory so i don't rlly remember quotes all that well so i'm gonna do the memories!

IRRAYA:

1. got drunk and texted a very poorly spelled "HOT SINGLE TWINKS IN YOUR AREA" (referring, of course, to himself, in hopes of finding a big buff himbo bf. it didn't work for that but he did get to see another crush, so) to a public support group chat he's in

2. owns a shirt that says "TWO TRUCKS" on it. his voiceclaim is lemon demon. less of a memory and more of an important fact i guess

3. has, on multiple occasions, gotten so flustered by his crush that he knocked a ton of things over (he's clumsy and having four arms doesn't help)

4. i know you said three but i should mention that he gave himself third degree burns from an explosion and was very nonchalant about it

DELILAH:

1. she's the main reason i started talking to the person who is now my s/o, and i think about that sometimes and i'm just... so grateful. if i hadn't joined this community, i wouldn't have met so many incredible people who i now cherish deeply but that's a talk for another time

2. i was in this one server a while back when i first started getting into rp, and it took place at this magic school. she had a roommate named shen long, who could turn into a dragon, and i absolutely adored their dynamic. unfortunately, the server has since been deleted so i can't go back and re-read anything :-(

3. i keep forgetting, but when i made her originally, one of her hobbies was fencing. i think i'm gonna bring that back because 👀👀👀

4. sorry i keep adding more but I ONCE DID AN RP WITH HER AND ADRIK (the version of him from before he realized his dad sucked, often referred to as "pre-r adrik") AND THEY WERE SO GOOD... yeah he nearly killed her but he also said some really sweet stuff and fuck i love adrik and del so much

ETHAN:

1. he and lucius bring me so much comfort, and also lowkey before we were together my s/o and i projected onto them. sorry rei i'll edit this if it's too personal ily

2. he was in a garage band when he was younger. he was their main guitarist and songwriter, but refused to sing even though he has a nice voice because he didn't like the attention

3. he's just a gruff but sweet guy living in the desert in a town kinda like nightvale, doing potions and necromancy and alcoholism. and then later loving his kids and husband(s in some universes. get it king)

i should stop myself hear so i don't talk your ear off (or, uh... eyes, since you're reading?). thank you so much for the opportunity to talk abt some of my faves anon i love you so much and i hope the world treats you kindly today

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

omori: might fuck around and leave basil in black space

52 notes • Posted 2021-09-06 00:02:48 GMT

#4

Do you think if assassins still came to fuck w chicken island they’d go up and be like ‘I’m looking for the strongest fighter here’ expecting seven to pop up or smth and ichiro is like ‘bitch this is a sharefun mart’

55 notes • Posted 2021-10-07 00:01:50 GMT

#3

babe wake up official fsq just dropped

56 notes • Posted 2021-11-05 14:47:31 GMT

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57 notes • Posted 2021-11-19 01:02:06 GMT

#1

Twenty chapters into tgcf and I’m just saying. If this isn’t abt a himbo and his girlboss twink bf I don’t know what it is

72 notes • Posted 2021-06-09 14:35:37 GMT

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YES CUDDLES! saiki can confirm his temp so he's always pleasant to be around and touch. Tori is a fucking heater all year round so he doesn't get so easily cold but he likes to pretend and be dramatic bc he likes cuddles :3 and akechi is the opposite, he is a lil icicle year round so he's always a lil cold if not then his hands and fingertips are always cold so he always likes to huddle around his bfs for warmth. And like I said before even tho saiki can control his temp he still likes to occasionally initiate cuddles when his bfs aren't in the immediate vicinity to take advantage of his body temperatures. It'll be a lil chilly and he'll be like OOO perfect weather for cuddles. But his bfs will be in a different room or something so he'll make himself a lil warmer and go sit by them and he's just radiating warmth so they scoot a lil closer and by the end of it they're straight on cuddling him, sandwiching him if u will. And wow what an honor. Being sandwiched by your pretty bfs. A Twink on ur left and a himbo on her right ahhh this is the life 😩

hey can i have a bit of your attention for a moment

torisaikechi