#like c'mon bro

[fansids]

Okay, but Odysseus basically telling Poseidon to get over him blinding Polyphemus cause it was ten years ago is so funny

Like, Ody, he's an immortal god. To you, it was ten years ago. To him it was last week.

[girlfriendline]

okay u know what i've had my grievances with mr. michael russo this season but i do deeply, deeply appreciate him using the word "alleged" multiple times in his tweets about hartzy high sticking perfetti.

he said ofc we all know who hartzy is as a person and how he is about kirill. ofc he did it. but also ur all mouthing off about having it on tape and refusing to provide any evidence so stop being pussies.

[thepresidentstolemyfuckingsafe]

One of my college professors told us that the reason he makes things due at 5:00 pm and not midnight is because "we already have so many other assignments due by midnight, it'd be cruel to assign more, I'd rather give you more time during the weekday, I want you to be less stressed"

like, but you do see how that's less time right?? You do know that making things due at a time when many students are in other classes is actually more stressful, right???

[arvandus]

Waaaaiiiit a minute....

I'm going through the hard levels in NB, and in 8 and 9, Sol is sent to this weird place where Diavolo and Simeon are trying to make him choose a side, and in the end NB talks to him...

Does this also coincide with when Barb "teleported him away" and he came back later being like, "yeah, he dumped in a dragon's lair lol"??

[raytorosaurus]

all rock shows can and should feel like softcore pornography even when everybody is wearing three layers of clothing and nobody is touching each other

[mareastrorum]

Percy was supposed to be irredeemable and be lost to his obsession with revenge. Vox Machina said nah. Now he's married with kids.

Molly was supposed to be a challenge to Matt ala "come at me, bro," with consequences, but he died before his arc even began.

Caduceus was a break from all that.

At this point, I'm pretty sure Ashton is Taliesin's attempt to finally get that catastrophic PC experience.

[nazbruhh]

Seeing people hating on Rappa pisses me off so badly.

Like I get it, you're not fan of her, you're not fan of her design, ALRIGHT!!!

Just FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Can y'all stop spreading hate to a charecter who DIDN'T EVEN APPEAR IN GAME FOR 5 DAMN MINUTES??????

[phatkochi]

GTA VI was made for bisexuals

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

The worst changes Peter Jackson et al made in the LotR movies were actually these:

Samwise doesn't get his box of soil and mallorn nut from Galadriel.

Sam and Rosie don't move into Bag End at the end of the movie.

[marcusrobertobaq]

It's sad how DBH often sacrifices the android self-awareness in prol of the "becoming human" aspect and i ain't talking metaphorically but the actual practice in how they often wanna say androids are exactly like humans but it ain't the truth at all.

Androids got different needs, different povs of the world, different interests, different body systems, different impacts in society and it's like rejecting this this 1:1 "equiparation" and embracing being an android is a very bad thing cuz being an android automatically translates to the lack of free will, the lack of self and the need of a master and 'em purpose - in this case being literally a code in the program dictating it.

Markus rebellion is fighting to kinda change it but people still can't see the way it is, they feel the need of comparing and bringing to the "human" box, something that won't really work exactly how they think cuz androids are different, and being different shouldn't be an issue - that's the entire point.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim saying Naomi is lucky to be born on Voyager and that he would have given "anything" to have her life when he was a kid...

[dizzybevvie]

"Kingdom Hearts is so complicated" "Nomura made it up as he went along" "KH makes no sense" Have you considered that Riku is 15 and autistic and gay bc if you do I think itll change things

[freakishlygenderless]

If i see a one more fanfic about gl!Ranboo and gl!Charlie escaping showfall but never mention gl!Sneeg or anyone else on the carousel im gonna fucking lose it

[whoopsie-daisie]

James Vowles turning into a nightmare TP this year was not on my bingo card

[elle-rph]

telling a man to grow the fuck up like it's my favorite pastime.

[bubble-popping]

ctechno to cquackity : look i have two boyfriends, just like you- oh wait yeah they've left You ha! Must Suck to be You

LMAO ANON LITERALLY and like it's crazy bc in the au there's like a split second where c!Sapnap and c!Quackity get along but then...

Lore under cut lol

ik u prolly just sent this as a funny anon but imma story dump for a second here

So, after c!Punz has fully integrated into c!Dream and c!Techno's relationship and they have a couple weeks to enjoy peace and quiet, some of the server comes out of the woodwork like 'actually, u guys having happiness is rly problematic :/'

Basically, it's a combination of c!Sam is still Really Normal about Dream, c!Quackity is PISSED abt losing Las Nevadas to Techno, and c!Sapnap just, he just wants his friends back man 😭 Punz going missing was his last straw, finally he steps up like 'I can't lose ANOTHER FRIEND' and he joins Sam and Q to get info out of the Syndicate, rally some of the server behind them, and go on the hunt for drunznoblade.

Now, how the fight actually shakes out is still kinda up in the air, but it'll end with drunznb getting the server to back off (either by just killing a bunch of people or showing it's pointless to go against them)

all this to say, for just some time Sapnap and Q get along again, maybe feel some feelings, but then Sapnap is reminded abt the shit Q did to Dream and he's like 'actually, nvm'

(what that means is also tbd, but feel free to suggest more silly scenarios. lord knows this au needs it 😭)