Zam: "The worst part about this is that, y'know, I actually... I-I kind of enjoyed working with you, but... I dunno... I-- again I-- I mean, I know how you work. I know how you are. I know what you do."
Zam: "You betray, and... I'm not gonna give you the chance to do that to my empire 'cause I care too much about it."
Wemmbu: "Bro, I haven't... I haven't... betrayed a single-- a-and I get that I've done that in the past but, like, I.."
Wemmbu: "I just haven't done anything like that on this server. I-I-- dude."
Zam: "Doesn't matter, Wemmbu, I'm not... I'm not taking any risks."
Wemmbu: "Are you not gonna kill me now, though? Heh."
Zam: "No!"
Wemmbu: "Why--"
Zam: "I have no reason to, what are you gonna do?" [laugh]
Zam: "There's no need to." [laugh]
Wemmbu: "You're gonna--" [chuckle]
Zam: "There's no need to chunk ban you either--"
[explosions go off in bg for the rest of the conversation]
Zam: "--I'll let you... y'know, I'll just-- I'll just let you, like, y'know, just live in it. Live in the moment. Uhh, enjoy your time. Live out-- Live out your days, do whatever you want, I don't really care."
Zam: "You're not a threat."
...
Zam: "Y'know you can just-- you can just move on from all this-- this empire stuff, you can go... just go back to whatever it was you were doing before you ever met me, before you ever met... anyone else on the server, just- just go back to being Wemmbu, just go... just go do Wemmbu things."
Zam: "Y--[wheeze] Y'know the funniest part about all of this? You shouldn't even be mad right now because this is-- these are my materials that I'm blowing up. Just to send a message."
Zam: "There's-- [chuckles] There's no reason for you to be upset about this, I gave you all this stuff. Maybe you spent the time on it but, like, who really cares? Just..."
Zam: "Just move on to something better, move on to something else."
Zam: "Uhh... and don't... don't-- don't mess with me. In any way, shape, or form, alright, let this be a lesson to you."
...
Zam: [giggles]
Zam: "Ahh, what a wonderful day."
...
Wemmbu: "Y'know what's funny, Zam?"
Zam: "Yeah?"
Wemmbu: "You think I'm not a threat and yet, somehow..."
Wemmbu: "With your prisons, you couldn't even stop literally the most helpless player on the server, Parrot--"
(overlapping) Zam: [laughs]
(overlapping) Wemmbu: "--from... from breaking into them and freeing everyone."
Wemmbu: "You couldn't even hold Spoke... for, like, a week."
Wemmbu: "And this is your--"
Zam: "Mmhmm."
Wemmbu: "--little sad attempt... at having control over that sort of situation again."
Zam: "Mmm."
Zam: "That's what you think, Wemmbu, that's what you think."
Wemmbu: "That's what I think?"
Zam: "Yeah..."
Wemmbu: "Alright..."
Wemmbu: "Ha-- You know what's funny though?"
Zam: "Yeah?"
Wemmbu: "I don't think you realize but Clown has already failed to kill Parrot."
Zam: "Really?"
Zam: "Parrot's a little slippery guy, I'm not... I mean, like..."
(overlapping) Wemmbu: [laugh] "That's just--"
(overlapping) Zam: "It's-- It's-- It's a little shocking."
Wemmbu: "That's-- That's the opposite of the truth, Parrot... Parrot is the easiest guy to capture or trick and yet y-you still.. are so incompetent you can't even do it yourself."
Wemmbu: "And now-- heh."
Zam: "Mmhmm."
Wemmbu: "And you think just placing a bunch of TNT in... in th-- in these builds i-i-i-is, like..."
Wemmbu: "I dunno, bro. Y-Y-- [chuckle]. You're a funny guy, Zam, you're a funny guy."
Zam: "Yeah?"
...
Zam: [chuckle] "Oh, Wemmbu..."
Zam: "Hey, if you continue messing with me there will be plenty of chances, I'm sure. But... I'm-- I'm giving you the chance to, y'know, walk away from all of this."
(overlapping) Wemmbu: "Zam. I haven't... I haven't messed with you."
(overlapping) Zam: "I feel like you should take that in good faith."
Wemmbu: "I haven't messed with you once, Zam."
Wemmbu: "I literally..."
Zam: "You said you were gonna kill me the second you get the chance."
Wemmbu: "When did I say that?!"
Zam: "During the trial chambers! Remember?"
Wemmbu: "Bro, I was just [while laughing] yapping, bro, when-- why would I kill you?"
Zam: "Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I know how you work, Wemmbu."
Wemmbu: "Bro."
Zam: "Y-- As soon as it becomes convenient for you--"
(overlapping) Wemmbu: "Bro, this entire time, bro."
(overlapping) Zam: "--you definitely were going to kill me."
Wemmbu: "It was never convenient for me this entire time to protect your stupid vault, I didn't even go in it until, like..."
Zam: [giggle]
Wemmbu: "Until I knew for a fact that you were against me."
Zam: "Mmhmm."
Wemmbu: "I was nothing but loyal, bro."
Wemmbu: "Every single day, Egg would ask me if we could break in the vault because what you were saying made no sense and I trusted you."
Wemmbu: "You made a massive mistake here, Zam."
Zam: [laugh] "If it's a mistake then prove it to me 'cause, I-I dunno, right now from-- from what I'm looking at, Wemmbu, a shoeless-- a shoeless player, from what I'm looking at right now, uhh, this doesn't feel like a mistake to me at all. I feel like I've, uhh, made the right choice."
Zam: "I don't need someone as weak as you in my empire."
Wemmbu: "Alright, bro."
Zam: [chuckle]
[explosions go off in bg]
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Oh my god would you elaborate on the parallels you see between Octavian and Caligula?
ABSOLUTELY
That he was given to adultery not even his friends deny, although it is true that they excuse it as committed not from passion but from policy, the more readily to get track of his adversaries' designs through the women of their households. Mark Antony charged him, besides his hasty marriage with Livia, with taking the wife of an ex-consul from her husband's dining-room before his very eyes into a bed-chamber, and bringing her back to the table with her hair in disorder and her ears glowing; that Scribonia was divorced because she expressed her resentment too freely at the excessive influence of a rival; that his friends acted as his panders, and stripped and inspected matrons and well-grown girls, as if Toranius the slave-dealer were putting them up for sale. Antony also writes to Augustus himself in the following familiar terms, when he had not yet wholly broken with him privately or publicly: "What has made such a change in you? Because I lie with the queen? She is my wife. Am I just beginning this, or was it nine years ago? What then of you — do you lie only with Drusilla? Good luck to you if when you read this letter you have not been with Tertulla or Terentilla or Rufilla or Salvia Titisenia, or all of them. Does it matter where or with whom you take your pleasure?"
Suetonius, Augustus
He respected neither his own chastity nor that of anyone else. He is said to have had unnatural relations with Marcus Lepidus, the pantomimic actor Mnester, and certain hostages. Valerius Catullus, a young man of a consular family, publicly proclaimed that he had violated the emperor and worn himself out in commerce with him. To say nothing of his incest with his sisters and his notorious passion for the concubine Pyrallis, there was scarcely any woman of rank whom he did not approach. These as a rule he invited to dinner with their husbands, and as they passed by the foot of his couch, he would inspect them critically and deliberately, as if buying slaves, even putting out his hand and lifting up the face of anyone who looked down in modesty; then as often as the fancy took him he would leave the room, sending for the one who pleased him best, and returning soon afterward with evident signs of what had occurred, he would openly commend or criticise his partner, recounting her charms or defects and commenting on her conduct. To some he personally sent a bill of divorce in the name of their absent husbands, and had it entered in the public records.
Suetonius, Caligula
it runs in the family!
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