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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
#honor among thieves#dnd#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves#holga kilgore#she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character#some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke#and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels#and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever#do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good#i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount#i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory#his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS#do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now#i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now
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[shows up at your door at 2AM] hey can we go through that last D&D session scene by scene and discuss the symbolism and the narrative themes and their implications, and how each character has grown and evolved? But in a normal way?
#still crying 24h later by the way. Like not continuously but if I think about any of it for too long#I could write so much Marisol meta rn but she's my own OC so like. Nobody cares. But god.#dnd#d&d#personal
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Normal boy spotted.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen wing#wen remnants#Wen ning#This scene felt like a bit of a fever dream. We have (with little to no comedic exaggeration):#1) WWX whistling and somehow summoning not one but several horses to his side.#2) meeting the surviving Wen sect members who insist on not leaving Wen Ning behind.#Only for it to cut back to Wen Ning ripping a guy in half. (Not pictured here. I tried so hard but I could not make it look good).#Personally I feel like we moved on way too fast from the horse thing. Where did they come from? WWX couldn't have brought them.#He *just* found out there were more people left behind.#So...are the from the Jing sect? Are these disloyal horses? Or does WWX have incredible animal charisma skills?#It feels a bit like a DND player asked to call in some horses and the DM said 'Sure if you roll well enough' and it was a natural 20.#Maybe this is just my own envy cutting through. God damn I wish I could whistle and summon a horse to my side whenever I needed to.#I know I should not be so hung up on the horses. But my brain is cooked. I have been so sick.#The kind of sickness that makes it hard to breathe. Or think. Or have any energy at all.#I wish I had good commentary to write here. I just...really want a nap. And for October to restart to make up for all the lost time.#Thank you all for being so kind and patient once again. It truly means a lot.
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he ate
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#dnd#my art#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale#bg3 gale#gale fanart#if god gale didnt look like the tinman#this isnt suposed to be god gale but you know#god gale
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what’s up I’m Fae, [redacted], and I never fucking learned how to make a promo post <3
I typically gravitate towards cute and whimsical things so that’s mostly what I end up drawing! Things like magical girls, dnd, faeries and the likes inspire me the most so you can expect to see a lot of shoujo fantasy nonsense on my blog. Most of what I end up posting here are tends to be character designs, art of mine and my friends original characters as well as the occasional art trade and commission post! Please consider checking out my blog if any of that is up your alley!
❥ As of right now commissions aren’t opened but I plan to open them sometime in the future
❥ I don’t have a set posting schedule
❥ art trades are opened to mutuals and friends (depending on if I have the energy to do so)!
reblogs are greatly appreciated!!
#deity’s doodles#my art#artists on tumblr#character design#d&d#dnd#dungeons & dragons#dungeons and dragons#tiefling#tieflings#tiefling oc#tiefling ocs#promo post#artist promotion#artist promo#why. is making promo posts so hard I feel like I can’t talk like a human person my god#the besties said my promo post looks good so here we go#idk how else to tag this but pls reblog it thanks ily mwah
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hi i'm unw el l
#ramble#he is truly the guy of all time#i can't wait to find out if his eyes are purple for a Reason or if he's just a special boy#the dichotomy of 'what could happen there's 37 more books'#and 'oh god there's 37 more books worth of stuff'#disclaimer i didn't know a LOT about canon forgotten realms but 3 pages in i was like#ah. that's why minthara is Like That#there's an essay in my head somewhere about how i'm never judging a drow character again because it's LITERAL CULT MENTALITY#tl;dr i love it. it's bonkers 90s fantasy and i am Here#imagine the ascension i felt when i opened the book and there was a MAP#thank god for the death of cringe bc i'm so much happier embracing that i'm a big fuckin nerd and not too cool for dnd novels#every time i start reading again after not having time i remember why if fuuucking LOVE BOOKS
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#dungeons and dragons#dnd art#dnd character#dnd oc#drow#warlock#dandelion treehollow#feeling not good so i drew the good boy#(goodness up for debate)#he is rather dog like in loyalty though#loyal to the party but also loyal to a bad master (his mom)#i am struggling to make art lately eh#drawing him smiling all sweet as i debate whether i should have him have to rip a tooth out to summon his magic book back#edit oh my god i forgot his eyeliner it's been fixed#sorry dude
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beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face
#LEED LEED LEED!!!!#thank u for being s pussy chilchuck mouse man so she could yell at you#okay u wermnt being a pussy you just watn your friends to be okay i get it#i think its funny to call you a pussy#and mosue man#im sorry your're divorced i get it#this istn about YOU this is about LEED#LEED ORC LEADER#LEEEDDDD#GOD SHES SO COOL#AND AWESOME AND GREAT#yesterday i played dnd for the first time#and i got bonked in the head with a stone club#and now id like to imagine that was her she did that#wow#shes so cool#and shes really cute too awww awww#wonderful girl everyonme should love her#gonna be honest i wish she had eaten all of them#i support and encourage and endorse and urge women to eat people#leed dungeon meshi#leed delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers
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Finished Sandra Lynn Faeth and Baxter piece !!!!!!!!!!
#esmeamesart#sandra lynn faeth#Baxter d20#fantasy high#d20#fhjy#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#brennan lee mulligan#figueroth faeth#d20 fanart#d20 art#fantasy high art#fantasy high fanart#dnd#ranger#griffon#fig faeth#fh art#fh fanart#more like…. hehehehe#more like….. fantasy high…. FART!!!#I’m so tired oh god#dungeons and dragons#dropout#fh#my art
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you can't tell me this wasn't his internal monologue
#xedgin#xenk yendar#edgin darvis#honor among thieves#dndhat#dnd honor among thieves#dnd movie#dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves#catch Xenk texting his other paladin besties at 2am and they're like oh gods
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We love one (1) silly goofy drow man who loves to cause problems on purpose 💜
My DnD character’s husband Koray by: @inspiderwiht
#OH MY GOD I NEVER POSTED THESE FROM LIKE A FUCKING#YEAR AGO 💀#anyway Knife Cat my beloved#drow#dnd#party: silver lining#oc: Koray#every piece of art from inspiderwiht makes me go fucking feral#it’s all so good#please check em out and get a comm you will NOT regret it
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started a dnd campaign with some friends!! playing a silly little druid wood elf that seeks guidance from the stars because she’ll live longer than anything else
#she just turned lvl 2 :) baby#learning thats druids get slowed aging after i already committed to my wood elf...oopsie shes gonna outlive so much#doing the math and realizing she'll have the ability to live to 7500 years old unless god (dm) takes her out first#i made another backup character but that one needs dm approval before i think about sharing her...#original character#oc: vydallia greenstem#dnd#doodles#also ive learned making dnd characters is very fun#if not a little addicting#i wish i would draw ocs more often i just like designing them and walking away
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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For Dame Aylin fic writers/fans:
Found this in the game files and now I'm heartbroken. I always assumed Aylin breaks her oath when she kills Lorroakan because she says almost the exact words a paladin feels if they break their oath, but I, like an idiot, never even considered that she might be angry at her mother.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3 spoilers#dame aylin#aylin#bg3 aylin#justanotherignot#i think about aylin wondering why her mother did nothing all this time#one hundred years of suffering#i'm no dnd expert but i read somewhere that gods aren't allowed to intervene#but that doesn't mean aylin can't feel like her own mother abandoned her#i hope larian gives us the rest of her and isobel's quests#it's so obvious there was supposed to be more than what got we game
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What if I just walk into the ocean?
#GOD AM I QUEER#HOW CAN THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORY ABOUT SHIT AND HAMSTERS#dimension 20#collegehumor#dnd#brennan lee mulligan#Izzy Roland#bigger#dropout tv#dropout
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Here are some sketches I drew of Phantasmagoria Corrupted Burning Spice (Change) and Mystic Flour (Volition) :D
Just a fun lil thing while I debate to myself over whether to focus on the world-building or the story. Also Change as a cowboy..just for fun :')
#fyp#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#cr kingdom#vanillaverse#phantasmagoria crk#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#fun fact: I think Burning Spice will be based on Shiva and Vishmu#My next post is going to be cherry blossom crk theory 2.0: Burning Spice edition lmao#watch be rant about these gods I know barely anything about but will research for hours on for the sake of cookies#also I know my au idea series is on number nine#but the list is actually on 26 now#i'll get to transferring all that eventually :'D#volition gets six arms#change is a living furnace#imagine have the sun inside your chest#not very fun#he's also a user of solar magic#which is the next planned for Knowledge's lessons in magic series#it's already done actually#i just need to decide whether or not I want to make it look like dnd pages like I did with healing magic
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