I worked at a library but everyone had to wear lifeguard outfits and we had an “ADHD test” to make sure you had enough ADHD to work there. They also gave us medicine filled with rum to "cure" our deafness.
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Urban fantasy story where the protagonist realizes their a unicorn because at their new lifeguard job every time they try to test the water they instantly purify it.
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sigh
I've finally caved and have gotten one of those 'play games and earn cash' apps. Like yeah, I know that working at my actual job would wield more cash per hour than this but I cannot express how desperate I am for money on demand. Cuz I can immediately put whatever I cash out with into my top surgery savings instead of waiting for donations to my Gofundme or Paypal.
And yeah, it's going to take hours away from me to get even just five bucks, but that's time that I wasn't able to work anyway.
Think of late nights when work is closed but I'm not sleeping. Think of the early mornings that I can't reasonably expect someone else to wake up to take me to work. Think of when all the shifts are taken up and I can't schedule myself anymore. And when I'm on my way to Dr Appointments or other meetings. When I can't physically work but I still need to buy things.
It's not ideal and it's annoying but like, it's better than nothing.
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I've ranted about this before I'm sure but it continues to astound and annoy me that lifeguarding isn't socially considered a professional first responder position but is instead thought of as Baby's First Summer Job
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New puter arriving tomorrow…..a reward for me to play with after my work….
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