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When selling beds I’ll generally redact my gayness unless I think the customer is cool.

Today I had a woman in her eighties come in and was pretty immediately thinking I’d refrain from mentioning my wife. This was confirmed as a good call when the woman mentioned she lived in a religious retirement community and said she’d need to schedule her bed delivery around Bible study.

She kept describing me as charming and a delight, we were getting along great. I found her a bed she loved well under her budget.

But near the end of ringing her up she asked, “Are you living on your own, or are you married?”

I had my ring on but hadn’t mentioned a partner. I’m fine omitting a detail but I’d never lie about my kickass wife so I said, “I’m living with my wife, actually.”

I could see that surprised her. She didn’t stop smiling though, and that was a good sign. After a moment she asked, “Is it strange to say ‘wife’ instead of ‘husband’?”

I laughed and shook my head, “It would feel much weirder to say husband.”

She nodded slightly and said, “So you’ve always known.”

I agreed and she let the subject drop. Later she said she’d be sending her friends to see me, so I was glad it hadn’t soured anything. I honestly found it really funny. I hope she remembers the lesbian who sold her a bed was a delight.

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Two dolls looking for a new home, and name, over on my Patreon this month! Autumn is just around the corner, and it's never too early to make some seasonal designs 🍂🍄 I really mean that because I make them all year round..

For a chance to take one of these dolls home just come up with a fitting name & comment it over on Patreon. There's a limit of TWO name suggestions per person. My favourite name = wins the doll.

This event is exclusively for all current and new second $6 tier supporters! Results are revealed on the 31st of August. International tracked P&P is covered by me.

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for whoever needs to hear this:

starting HRT doesn't have to be a huge momentous all-or-nothing decision. you can just try it like you would an antidepressant you've been informed of the risks of.

there won't be any immediate irreversible changes overnight. you can always stop, change your dose, change your delivery system, decide it's not the right time. you can even microdose if you want to.

you don't have to tell anyone. you don't have to announce it if you don't want to.

stop waiting for a perfect time in your life because it won't come.

stop waiting to reach a mythical level of certainty that never comes to anyone, for anything.

you've been thinking about it long enough. if you have the opportunity, just give it a shot. you're worth the courage it takes to make a change in your life.

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extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

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unreal that sinks need to be cleaned. bitch you’re supposed to be clean central.

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What does a rat have to do to obtain this exact pen in real life?

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Hitch and Hitomi's designs changed so drastically in the end and Im so GLADDDD

they were so bland before in my personal opinion.

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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica

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'Apple Treeometry'. Adam Hillman. 2020.

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congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

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YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else

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folks, if your partner:

makes you finish quickly

respects clearly established boundaries

gets all over the place

isn't conventionally attractive

is reliable

you love using them

that's not your partner, that's the paint bucket/flood fill tool

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭