#eiden gonna be out here talking about his lifeguard part-time job while saving all the drowning clan members | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fisheito · 3 days

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dante can swim, right? theres' no wauy the Royal Solarian Staff would let their king go his whole life not knowing such a lifesaving skill JUst cuz it's a desert doesn't mean there aren't pools!!! he has to know they HAD to have taught him there's no way he's stepping on a cruise ship surrounded by water while UNable to swim what if he falls in?!? he's not gonna float that's furr sure look at his muscle density and lack of fat the man's gonna sink like cement

#i am imagining dante in his little sooley themed inflatable tube (for his safety)#didn't they bring this up in the anniversary event? something like... dodging the question when someone asked if dante could swim #please it would be so funny to bully him some more #but i also sincerely want him to be able to swim like pleaaassssa #i need someone else to be the easy target for unable-to-swim-bullying #who wouldn't know how to swim? uhhhhhh #...can it be kuya? i know it's a stupid idea and he can easily save himself from the water in other ways #but he hates getting his fur we t.... so......#eiden gonna be out here talking about his lifeguard part-time job while saving all the drowning clan members #olivine floats naturally he does not need to swim (but also he is water territory baby so i'm not worried about him)#if i throw yaku and garu into the water #will they turn into wet animal versions of themselves? and they'll jsut know what to do? tread water and all that?#blade doesn't swim. he just propels himself.#so he could be standing perfectly upright in the water. but still moving toward you at rapid speed #like a tree. translating on the z axis. through the water. rapidly approaching your location #actually blade could probably also become water jetpack #he just propels himself out of the water and does acrobatics in the air LOL #anyway. i'm just worried about dante. there's no way he has such a glaring hole in his skill set #...right?#nu carnival dante

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