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The more I think about gomens2 the more sad and upset I get. Why was it done so badly. Why did none of the plot threads lead to anything. Why was there no payoff to any of them. Why was the kiss the most uncomfortable and the least romantic kiss of all time. Why
#My girlfriend was like “imagine if we got the circularity and clarity of storytelling that the good place had” and I got so upset I had to#lie down for a minute#What if this show understood the cores of the characters like Our Flag Means Death did#What if it fully leaned into the romcom elements instead of dangling them about like dead stinky fish#What if it had even basic levels of competent writing and plotting#I am tormented by terrible questions#I am just#so flabbergasted#You know a common thing I've seen when discussing storytelling is that you should be able to look at the story from every angle#turn it upside down and scratch the surface a bit and it should still hold up#this story didnt even hold up looking at it the right way up#Like. Ships people like happened we got our representation but at what cost. at what fucking cost#good omens 2 spoilers#good omens season 2 spoilers#good omens spoilers#tagging for people who wanna avoid anything about it#good omens 2
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He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
#I'M LOSING MY MIND THAT WAS 40 MINUTES OF THE FUCKING EPISODE#dndads#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#tony collette#Mack and I were listening to this one together and we have been losing our minds since#I won't be on tumblr much today but I'll have to scroll through later cause WHAT#To be clear: perfect episode#dungeons and daddies#dndads s3 ep. 6#Also idk if I'll make a separate post about it or not but I actually LOVE that he and Kelsey have some weird history#I'm glad we got a more personal interaction between them at the end there#ALSO DR. MANN YESSSSSSSS#okay that's it for now I've been ug weirdly dizzy a lot this week need to lie down aha#I'm gonna cry why is his backstory an old spice commercial
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Headcanon that like normal not world threatening visions for Adaine are just kind of like absence seizures so occasionally she’ll just go really quiet and just stare off into the distance and the rest of the Bad Kids will try to like slow down and chill out so she’s not too disoriented when she comes back (if they’re somewhere really loud or chaotic she’s given them permission to like put some noise cancelling headphones on her or wrap her in Fabian’s blanket battle sheet)
#generally she can feel them coming like a minute before they happen#so she’ll just text the nearest bad kid (if she’s not physically with one or if jawbone isn’t around)#before trying to go to a place where she can sit or lie down away from the noise#after spring break Ayda put an enchantment on Boggy where he can teleport her to the nearest quiet place for her to rest#autism (mads) speaks#fantasy high#adaine abernant#adaine o'shaughnessey#the bad kids#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20 fantasy high
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P1 clara route oh my god
#okay so she’s been my favorite for a hot minute#but actually playing her route is a totally different experience#like. fuck. this is a character literally made for me#it is shocking to see media that depicts so accurately what being stuck in a cult mentality is like#her whole dynamic with Katerina is INSANE to me#as someone with some personal experience in a situation like that. good lord#all interactions with block hit me like a GUT PUNCH#ik fanon casts him as her dad sometimes but he made my skin crawl#the fervent and desperate way he exalts her was just horrifying#and Clara accepting this from people because its the only way she will ever be loved#her entire story is about destruction being a child#and all children want is to be loved#and yet. the only person who loves her without condition is the twin she invented with a lie#it is so heartbreaking i need to lay DOWN#pathologic#pathologic 2#digital art#clara pathologic#clara saburova#pathologic classic hd
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Josh Hamilton and Rhys Darby Interview at SDCC for Voltron Legendary Defender
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now that I think about it writing carmen to have what canon acknowledges to be nearly lethal pregnancy complications for the sake of giving johnny and miguel something to be upset about/building the team and then having her wave off her near-death experience as soon as they arrive because she just loves karate so much and doesn't want her almost dying to get in the way of their victory was an insane decision. just cartoonishly misogynistic
#bolo liveblogs#cobra kai#carmen get behind me I'll get you out of there#but no the jarmen baby plotline has been soooo reviled (at least on this website) but I don't think any of us guessed#they'd acknowledge the possibility that carmen could die due to her pregnancy/childbirth and then just *brush it off*#saw one of my mutuals talking about the ''carmen almost dies'' plot beat in relation to irl statistics of maternal mortality for latinas#and I had to lie down for a minute.
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the eldest river in "the impossible astronaut" is always so fucking distressing to me in hindsight. the way she knows what's going to happen at lake silencio, but she can't say anything to the people she loves most. she constantly has to lie, always has to play pretend. spoilers. the fate of the entire universe depends on it.
and the doctor, her doctor, doesn't trust her because of it.
because of all the lies. because of what she has to do to necessarily protect them both.
how she has to revisit her ugly childhood and fractured youth and watch it from afar, incapable of helping that scared little girl in a spacesuit, the young woman submerged in the water.
and she watches her husband and parents, too—watches them watching her own making—and they don't even know it.
There's this exchange between her and her mother that becomes all the more harrowing when you realizing that she's talking about herself.
River: I know what you're thinking. Amy: No, you don't. River: You're thinking, "If we can find the spaceman in 1969 and neutralize it, then it won't be around in 2011 to kill the Doctor." Amy: Okay, lucky guess. River: It's only because I was thinking it, too.
and then there's the moment where she catches a glimpse of the Silence in the tunnels and all that pain and trauma comes rushing back to her in an sickening instant, and even when they disappear from her memory, that horror still lingers in her body, but she pretends to keep it together anyway for other people's sake anyway.
in those dark tunnels, she only allows herself five minutes to fall apart away from prying eyes.
and she would have gotten away with it, too, had her father not shown up. he's concerned—even though he doesn't know her very well yet—and he's there, and he's asking all the right questions.
Is she okay? what did she mean when said there's a worse day coming for her?
And River opens up to him in a way that we've rarely seen her do.
River: The trouble is, it's all back-to-front. My past is his future. We're traveling in opposite directions. Every time we meet, I know him more, he knows me less. I live for the days when I see him, but I know that every time I do, he'll be one step further away. And the day is coming when I'll look into that man's eyes, my Doctor, and he won't have the faintest idea who I am. And I think it's going to kill me.
fucking gutting.
#river song#s: doctor who#maggie blogs#the lie about wanting to looking around in the tunnel for five more minutes always gets to me#goddamn - she puts up so many walls to protect herself#the doctor#her parents#all of time and space itself#but when they inevitably come crashing down#all the ruins land on her head
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im extremely sick. please have ezra biting vespa so she can steal his burger and fry
#scribbles#distortion detective#ezra dd#vespa crabro dd#j want five guys#i want five guyd burger and fry but i cant breathe or taste anything so i must suffer instead#ive been in an ezra/moses mood but i cant sit to draw for longer than 5 minutes before needing to lie back down#i want ezra to be taller than vespa. shes 2 jnches shorter but she should be taller. she should be 6'6
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Can we just talk about the fact that the Dealer anomaly, an anomaly that was created by the (negative) emotions inside the casino, which very much includes Taiga's and Romeo's, is a scorpion?

Are we sure the gambling students' emotions weren't just a drop in the ocean compared to what Taiga and Romeo were going through, thus modeling the anomaly after the animal/constellation Romeo was named after?
#I don't even know where to go from here#The anomaly being a scorpion because Romeo despite his narcissistic tendencies harbors a fair bit of self-loathing#But on the other hand you have Taiga#Whose only constant in life is Romeo#I'm gonna have to lie down for a minute#tokyo debunker#tkdb#tdb#taiga hoshibami#romeo scorpius lucci
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It's not pride, Callum. It's more than that. It goes deeper. Oh, do you have a nicer word for it? / Just speak plainly, Viren.
7x06 / 3x03 / 5x02 / 7x07 / 5x09 / 5x04 / 7x04 / 6x01 / 6x03
#tdp#'but the minute i saw your eyes i knew i had Lied To Myself' / 'you make people lie to themselves!'#the dragon prince#pawns#like. what if kermited actually#mine#parallels#i think about rayla leaving only to Protect callum vs claudia leaving to Protect Herself every damn day#i would do anything for you#and/or myself#theme: truth#why it ends why it always ends#where can i put it down?
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Until today I thought my plant looked sick because I wasn't very good lately with watering. In retrospect my household was long overdue for a plant apocalypse.
#why does it have to be thrips#I'm gonna lie down for a minute#before assessing the damage to the other plants
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It is DONE!! This took me a WEEK to finish, and I am so ready to be done with it! I have a personal grudge against Alpheus now that is purely petty and spite over this video. There’s a random dot in one of the frames that isn’t supposed to be there, and I don’t even care anymore. *throws video to the ground* HERE! Take it! Have some Delulu Alpheus!
#the next video will be the Vareekla Ant one#but I’m not done storyboarding it yet so it’ll be a minute before I start it#and another minute before I finish it#im ready to throw this idiot down the stairs. i wanna shove him in a locker. hit him with a folding chair#never again#(that’s a lie i have another video with him in it)#(several actually)#the deep 2015#the deep cartoon#alpheus benthos#will nekton#ant nekton#antaeus nekton#fontaine nekton
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The greatest past campaign NPC that could possibly be introduced into Campaign 3 is, without a doubt, Eadwulf Grieve. He's a wizard. Ludinus is his (girlfriend? wife? best friend?)'s boss. He's a follower of the Raven Queen who openly wears her symbol. He definitely knows a lot about residuum and probably knows a decent amount about potions of possibility. His arms are incredible.
#almost just added the full shlabethany description at the end there to see if people were still reading#secret hilarious theory for cool people who read tags:#while I don't think eadwulf is connected with the paragon's call. the idea that ludinus's allies wore a holy symbol is fun#bc it puts ludinus's convo with Fjord in a whole new light. Ludinus low key trying to see if Fjord's an ally#and fjord like I love the wildmother and the ocean so so much. here is my sword! it's from molaesmyr :)#ludinus after 5 minutes interacting with a totally oblivious fjord and jester has to lie face down on the floor and hyperventilate#just two people innocently BODYING him.#critical role#eadwulf grieve
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the way dreams work in thedas is actually so cooked when u spend any amount of time thinking about it in the context of a grieving mage. spirit of despair? showing u the face of the one u lost. spirit of hope? showing u the face of the one u lost. spirit of desire—
#thought too long abt diya’s post blight nightmares and i had to lie down for a minute#it’s SO COOKED#it’s a NIGHTLY haunting and you quite literally can’t escape it#no matter what you do!!!! you will have to go to sleep again eventually and a spirit will be there.#your best hope is that it’s a kind one who won’t keep up the act after you ask them to stop#or is it better to see them again? even if you know it isn’t real?#oughghgh#diya surana#diyastair#<- throwing it in their tag bc this *is* about them. it's also about jowan & qadir though.
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i'll give you a piece of your favourite candy if you can tell what happens next ! ! 🍬

um 🥹 . what happens next is that . we . um . we kiss . um and . and when we pull away from each other, i cradle his face in my hands and look at him in distress, “yao, i think we need to kill femi.” he nods slowly, a bit concerned, but still takes me in his organic arm and uses his bionic one to propel us out of his house and to femi's location (yes he breaks the roof in the process) (yes we are still half naked) (yes we time-skipped into your plane of existence). he sets me on my feet and i run and break down the door to your house and hold you at gunpoint. <- gun that shoots out heart-shaped bubbles (they will kill you from how cute they are). you grovel at my feet, tears in your eyes. “coco, it had to be done, there was no other way!” i don’t care anymore. i hold the barrel to your forehead and then... the scene cuts to black before anyone knows what happens next. christopher nolan style ambiguous ending. period exclamation mark justify paragraph save as pdf upload file. aaand submit.
there, i told you what happens next … MAY I PRETTY PLEASE HAVE MY CANDY NOW 😒 /SILLY
#bisous!#yaoco ⊹ ˚ ✦#chérir!#— 🐰🍙#your scheming Was funny femi 😕 . until you got to ME 😔 /j !!!!#looks at nick fren comm i placed where we are bashfully holding hands . looks at femi bomb . I THINK WE SKIPPED A FEW CHAPTERS HERE 🥹🥹🥹🥹#OH MY GOSH FEMI !!! ☹️☹️💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝 I AM SO !!!! you know what !! i need to thank you not only for this but also for#startling me so bad /pos/ with this in my mailbox that i got a strong enough adrenaline rush to run my fastest 5k time ever . LOOL($*(KE(*8#WAIT UM .. OH MY GOODNESS (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ THIS IS SO GREAT FEMI !!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍 I AM NOT AFFECTED BY THIS AT ALL . 👍👍👍👍👍👍 MAMMAMI#this is the 🥺 !!! THIS LOOKS LIKE THE NIGHTIE THAT AWEA GAVE ME FOR HER BOUTIQUE GAME 🥺🥺🥺 IS IT ?! THAT IS . 🥹 REALLY REALLY CUTE 💗💗#THAT MAKES ME REALLY REALLY HAPPY 🥹 I AM SO NORMAL BY THE WAY . i deffies was not crying so hard on the ground and clutching at my chest#a handful of minutes ago . HEEHEE I AM SOOOOO OKAY 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️😽😽😽😽 . awesome . this is so AWESOME . 🥹🥹🥹#definitely NOT looking at how he is cradling my face so freaking gently (knees give out) definitely NOT looking at how his eyes are only#slightly lidded (chokes on air) definitely NOT looking at how my one hand is on his chest (turns blue from lack of oxygen) definitely NOT !#DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING AT HOW HE IS SHIRTLESS AND HIS BODY IS FRAMED BY MY SPREAD LEGS (DIES . SOUL ASCENDS TO HEAVEN) 😵😵🤯😟😟😄😵😄🤯😟#FEMI ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO TENDER I CANT DO THIS I FEEL DIZZY /GEN .. I AM SO DIZZY PLEASE I NEE#okay im here again after 6 minutes LOL i took a break to lie down and focus my breathing 😄👍 EVERYTHING IS OKAY !!!!!!#YOU DREW THE TACET MARKS ON HIS KNUCKLES (BITING MY FIST) AND THE TWINKLIES ✨ IN HIS HAIR (BITES THROUGH BONE) THAT KILLED ME ...#AND *I* 🥺🥺🥺 I LOOK SO SWEET AND SOFT ... I HOPE I DIE FOR MCFREAKING REALSIES . THE WAY MY EYES ARE CLOSED NOOOOOO#THE WAY IM BLUSHING NOOOOOOOOO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HOPE I . I DONT KNOW WHAT I HOPE FOR BUT I HOPE .#hi femi !!! 😁💖 <- i dont know who wrote those tags that was NOT me 😁😁😁 um !! can you tell me your kofi please 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁#LET ME SEND YOU MY MONEY PLEASEEE WHAT IS THIS . FOR FREE . THATS NOT FAIR YOU DONT PLAY A FAIR GAME ☹️☹️#i am such a wreck right now i have BEEN such a wreck ever since i saw this i just . ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ MRS FEMIVI CAPITANO I HATE (LOVE) YOU#you are always so mean (kind & thoughtful) and i cant believe you would try to assassinate me (make me cry) like this .#whatever mission you were trying to see through is clearly accomplished LOL ☹️💖☹️💖 . WAS THE BOMB *I* DROPPED IN YOUR MAILBOX#ALREADY NOT ENOUGH ??? shall i surprise you with another one ?!?!?!? shall i ??? SHALL I ???#okay well i will take your silence as a yes 😇 . gosh . FEMIVI STOP THIS RIGHT NOW . TT ♥︎#FEMI YOU DRAW EXPRESSIONS SO WELL ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ / POS . JOKE BEAR SOUL LEAVING BODY . YOU ARE SO CRIMINAL FOR DOING THIS#TO YOUR MUTUALS /J ...
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I SOBBED LIKE A BABY
#no like#you don’t understand#anyone who’s known me for literally more than 5 minutes understands just how important the Olympics are to me#I talk about them ALL THE TIME#regardless of if it’s an Olympic year#I request time off so I can watch my favorite events#I will sit there every fucking day and watch every event I care about#like it’s literally so serious to me#and Nicky carrying the torch#and Gabriella papidakis took the torch for France at the start and now Nicky has it and I just#time to ugly cry#I love her so much#i love the Olympics so much#this is too much for my little heart I need to lie down#drag race#rpdr#rupaul’s drag race#the olympics#paris olympics#Olympics#drag race france#Nicky doll
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