#whatever mission you were trying to see through is clearly accomplished LOL βΉοΈπβΉοΈπ . WAS THE BOMB *I* DROPPED IN YOUR MAILBOX
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i'll give you a piece of your favourite candy if you can tell what happens next ! ! π¬

um π₯Ή . what happens next is that . we . um . we kiss . um and . and when we pull away from each other, i cradle his face in my hands and look at him in distress, βyao, i think we need to kill femi.β he nods slowly, a bit concerned, but still takes me in his organic arm and uses his bionic one to propel us out of his house and to femi's location (yes he breaks the roof in the process) (yes we are still half naked) (yes we time-skipped into your plane of existence). he sets me on my feet and i run and break down the door to your house and hold you at gunpoint. <- gun that shoots out heart-shaped bubbles (they will kill you from how cute they are). you grovel at my feet, tears in your eyes. βcoco, it had to be done, there was no other way!β i donβt care anymore. i hold the barrel to your forehead and then... the scene cuts to black before anyone knows what happens next. christopher nolan style ambiguous ending. period exclamation mark justify paragraph save as pdf upload file. aaand submit.
there, i told you what happens next β¦ MAY I PRETTY PLEASE HAVE MY CANDY NOW π /SILLY
#bisous!#yaoco βΉ Λ β¦#chΓ©rir!#β π°π#your scheming Was funny femi π . until you got to ME π /j !!!!#looks at nick fren comm i placed where we are bashfully holding hands . looks at femi bomb . I THINK WE SKIPPED A FEW CHAPTERS HERE π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή#OH MY GOSH FEMI !!! βΉοΈβΉοΈππππππππππ I AM SO !!!! you know what !! i need to thank you not only for this but also for#startling me so bad /pos/ with this in my mailbox that i got a strong enough adrenaline rush to run my fastest 5k time ever . LOOL($*(KE(*8#WAIT UM .. OH MY GOODNESS (β ββ’βΟββ’β β)β THIS IS SO GREAT FEMI !!! ππππππ I AM NOT AFFECTED BY THIS AT ALL . ππππππ MAMMAMI#this is the π₯Ί !!! THIS LOOKS LIKE THE NIGHTIE THAT AWEA GAVE ME FOR HER BOUTIQUE GAME π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί IS IT ?! THAT IS . π₯Ή REALLY REALLY CUTE ππ#THAT MAKES ME REALLY REALLY HAPPY π₯Ή I AM SO NORMAL BY THE WAY . i deffies was not crying so hard on the ground and clutching at my chest#a handful of minutes ago . HEEHEE I AM SOOOOO OKAY πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπ½π½π½π½ . awesome . this is so AWESOME . π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή#definitely NOT looking at how he is cradling my face so freaking gently (knees give out) definitely NOT looking at how his eyes are only#slightly lidded (chokes on air) definitely NOT looking at how my one hand is on his chest (turns blue from lack of oxygen) definitely NOT !#DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING AT HOW HE IS SHIRTLESS AND HIS BODY IS FRAMED BY MY SPREAD LEGS (DIES . SOUL ASCENDS TO HEAVEN) π΅π΅π€―ππππ΅ππ€―π#FEMI ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO TENDER I CANT DO THIS I FEEL DIZZY /GEN .. I AM SO DIZZY PLEASE I NEE#okay im here again after 6 minutes LOL i took a break to lie down and focus my breathing ππ EVERYTHING IS OKAY !!!!!!#YOU DREW THE TACET MARKS ON HIS KNUCKLES (BITING MY FIST) AND THE TWINKLIES β¨ IN HIS HAIR (BITES THROUGH BONE) THAT KILLED ME ...#AND *I* π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί I LOOK SO SWEET AND SOFT ... I HOPE I DIE FOR MCFREAKING REALSIES . THE WAY MY EYES ARE CLOSED NOOOOOO#THE WAY IM BLUSHING NOOOOOOOOO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HOPE I . I DONT KNOW WHAT I HOPE FOR BUT I HOPE .#hi femi !!! ππ <- i dont know who wrote those tags that was NOT me πππ um !! can you tell me your kofi please πππππππ#LET ME SEND YOU MY MONEY PLEASEEE WHAT IS THIS . FOR FREE . THATS NOT FAIR YOU DONT PLAY A FAIR GAME βΉοΈβΉοΈ#i am such a wreck right now i have BEEN such a wreck ever since i saw this i just . βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ MRS FEMIVI CAPITANO I HATE (LOVE) YOU#you are always so mean (kind & thoughtful) and i cant believe you would try to assassinate me (make me cry) like this .#whatever mission you were trying to see through is clearly accomplished LOL βΉοΈπβΉοΈπ . WAS THE BOMB *I* DROPPED IN YOUR MAILBOX#ALREADY NOT ENOUGH ??? shall i surprise you with another one ?!?!?!? shall i ??? SHALL I ???#okay well i will take your silence as a yes π . gosh . FEMIVI STOP THIS RIGHT NOW . TT β₯οΈ#FEMI YOU DRAW EXPRESSIONS SO WELL βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ / POS . JOKE BEAR SOUL LEAVING BODY . YOU ARE SO CRIMINAL FOR DOING THIS#TO YOUR MUTUALS /J ...
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