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The greatest past campaign NPC that could possibly be introduced into Campaign 3 is, without a doubt, Eadwulf Grieve. He's a wizard. Ludinus is his (girlfriend? wife? best friend?)'s boss. He's a follower of the Raven Queen who openly wears her symbol. He definitely knows a lot about residuum and probably knows a decent amount about potions of possibility. His arms are incredible.

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About Last Night - P2

A/N So i know I have a million other requests but I’m a sucker for this story sooooo here’s part 2222 lel enjoy!!

Mon 12:00pm

Sirius ~ So before I read the weekend news, should I be worried about seeing any murders I was supposed to be involved in? ~

Y/N ~ Don’t worry I planted your fingertips everywhere so they’ll know you were involved as well ~

Sirius ~ Oh thank god, I needed something to destroy my reputation ~

Y/N ~ And what reputation is that? ~

Sirius ~ Oh you know, cool edgy creative writing major with a soft side ™ ~

Y/N ~ Dear god you’re one of them :O ~

Sirius ~ Ur DiffEReNT thAN OthER giRlS ~

Y/N ~ **Blocked**

Sirius ~ I sincerely hope you know I was joking ~

Y/N ~ I guess I’ll have to find out :P What are you up to today? ~

Sirius ~ Well apart from giving my alibi to police, I have about 3 hours of classes today and an essay due ~

Y/N ~ Wow, that sounds like a super fun day – any good classes? ~

Sirius ~ Yeah I’m enjoying my lit class at the moment, we are doing genre fiction at the moment so looking into how writers create worlds, even within our own world, and why genre fiction is so looked down upon in literature society ~

~ and now that I’ve typed that out I am realising that it probably doesn’t sound wildly interesting ~

Y/N ~ Hahaha nah it does! That would be cool to learn about, I’m a sucker for genre fiction tbh, could never read the classics ~

Sirius ~ That just means you never found a good classic 😉 – What kinda stuff do you read? ~

Y/N ~ look I want no judgement here… I honestly mostly read fantasy/ sci-fi ~

Sirius ~ Have you read Dune?? ~

Y/N ~ Yes !!! Holy shit such a good series !! ~

Sirius ~ I’ve been trying to get my mates to read it for a LIFETIME its so good ~

Y/N ~ I would have thought Remus would have read them? He’s always got a new book with him ~

Sirius ~ I didn’t know you knew Remus as well? But yeah, he in theory would but he also has a long list of to reads and wants to go through them one after another ~

Y/N ~ Yeah, he studies with Lily a lot and I sometimes join them 😊. Also jesus that’s commitment, I’m usually picking up another book whilst I’m halfway through another ~

Sirius ~ I have no idea how he does it, if I’m being honest, if I hate a book I just don’t finish it (please don’t tell my literary friends I told you that, I would be killed in my sleep) ~

Y/N ~ Haha your secret is safe with me – imo I reckon that’s the best way to read, like why force yourself through something just because it’s a classic or whatever, I feel like that’s why so many people don’t read a lot you know? ~

Sirius ~ Completely! I actually just realised I have no idea what you study? ~

Y/N ~ Ahh that’s because I’ve been avoiding the question ~

Sirius ~ It can’t be worse than creative writing – I won’t even get a job after uni ~

Y/N ~ Oh believe me, it is. I study communications ~

Sirius ~ Oh dear lord you are every white girl who ever existed ~

Y/N ~ I know, I’m perpetuating the stereotype its very disappointing tbh ~

Sirius ~ So is that where you work then? ~

Y/N ~ Wow you remember a lot haha yeah, I’m doing an internship in social media management, it’s surprisingly soul-sucking ~

Sirius ~ Is that surprising… 😉 ~

Y/N ~ I mean, that was thinly veiled sarcasm haha but it’s actually not all bad, the strategy behind content etc is actually pretty interesting, and I’m working for an eco-friendly company so at least I get to come up with cool environmental memes ~

Sirius ~ Ahh yes, hit the youth with the memes ~

Y/N ~ See, you’re learning the comms ways already ~

 Thurs 11:28pm

Y/N ~ Whats ya facebook? ~

Sirius ~ Uhhh… Sirius Black? It’s not wildly hard to find, why? ~

Y/N ~ I’m gonna be real, I would like to stalk you ~

Sirius ~ Is this Y/N? ~

Y/N ~ :O ok you’ve known Y/N like 2 days how did you guess that ~

Sirius ~ Cause this message felt like one of those old school msn ‘my friend hacked me !!!’ ~

Y/N ~ You’re a smart boi, Black ~

Sirius ~ thank you kindly stranger ~

 Fri 6:45 am

Y/N ~ I AM SO SORRY ~

~ MARLENE STOLE MY PHONE ~

~ I PROMISE I’M NOT A STALKER ~

Sirius ~ Why on earth are you awake right now ~

Y/N ~ Because my body never allows me to sleep in ~

Sirius ~ how rude, also don’t worry I accepted your Facebook request so you can stalk all you want 😉 ~

Y/N ~ Literally am going to stab Marlene ~

Sirius ~ At least she’s up front ~

Y/N ~ Wait why are you awake rn? ~

Sirius ~ James wants to make the firsts soccer team at uni and has decided I must train with him ~

Y/N ~ Well that’s gross ~

Sirius ~ Couldn’t have said that better myself ~

Y/N ~ so what does this training consist of ~

Sirius ~ Mainly James trying to shoot balls at my head as I attempt to goal keep ~

Y/N ~ Can’t see that ending well ~

Sirius ~ Excuse you, I happen to be VERY athletic. I am a multisided human being thanks ~

Y/N ~ I am so sorry to have placed my predisposed ideas on you ☹ pls forgive ~

Sirius ~ I will have to think about it – right now James wanted me to do suicides and I must go into hiding ~

Y/N ~ Godspeed ~

Sun 2:58pm

Y/N ~ Ok I know I promised not to stalk, but what the fuck is going on in this picture ~

~ file ~

Sirius ~ oh no no no no no no no no ~

Y/N ~ ehheheheheheheheh ~

Sirius ~ I really thought my privacy settings were better than this ~

Y/N ~ Yeah this was very easy to find ~

Sirius ~ I’m going to kill James ~

Y/N ~ You can’t blame james for this beauty ~

Sirius ~ Oh I really can, he decided it would be hilarious for us to have a photoshoot when I was completely trashed one night. And then proceeded to post everything and tag me ~

Y/N ~ James sounds like a fun night out ~

Sirius ~ I wouldn’t say that to lily ~

Y/N ~ What she doesn’t know won’t kill her 😉 ~

Sirius ~ You are slyer than I thought ~

Y/N ~ I think I’m going to frame this photo and place it all over your uni ~

Sirius ~ You wouldn’t ~

Y/N ~ You may need to convince me otherwise ~

Sirius ~ Anything to avoid that embarrassment in my life ~

Y/N ~ Perhaps you’ll just have to owe me for sparing you ~

Sirius ~ I think that’s a fair deal – what about a coffee? ~

Y/N ~ I think a coffee or two would be a fair trade off :P ~

Sirius ~ Well I have the most disgusting week of midterms but perhaps on the weekend? ~

Y/N ~ Sounds LIT ~

Sirius ~ You’ve just made me regret inviting you anywhere ~

Y/N ~ That’s what I’m here for 😉 ~

 Wed 3:07pm

Sirius ~ Bit of a creepy question, but did I see you at uni today? Navy Skirt, Black Jumper, & tights?

Y/N ~ Wow you really observe an outfit don’t you ~

Sirius ~ I mean I noticed the outfit cause I thought it looked good and then I realised it was you and so it stuck in my head ~

~ in a less creepy way ~

~ in fact let me just completely start over – were you at uni today? I think I saw you! ~

Y/N ~ Maybe, what was I wearing? ~

Sirius ~ I hate you ~

Y/N ~ 😉 Well to answer your question, yes I was at uni – it was Lily and I’s weekly cheap lunch date ~

Sirius ~ Classy ladies you two are ~

Y/N ~ Couldn’t describe us better myself ~

Sirius ~ Oh by the way, are you going to Remus’ party this Friday? ~

Y/N ~ Mmmm I was thinking about it, why? ~

Sirius ~ No reason, I just knew Lily was invited and he mentioned inviting some of her friends ~

Y/N ~ Mmmm, yeah he told Lily to bring Marlene and me along, unsure though as Lily is particularly annoyed at James this week and he will of course be there and be annoying ~

Sirius ~ What if I can promise he won’t annoy her? ~

Y/N ~ I really don’t think you should make a promise you can’t keep :P ~

Sirius ~ Ah, you underestimate me! James has to go home this weekend to see his parents so he won’t actually be there ~

Y/N ~ This is a very interesting development – we may reconsider ~

Sirius ~ Well Remus does throw a great party ~

Y/N ~ DO you actually know what James did anyway? She usually likes to rant about it but she’s been shut in her room the past 2 days ~

Sirius ~ Honestly I’m not sure, James has been unprecedently quiet as well ~

Y/N ~ Hmmm how odd ~

Sirius ~ Indeed it is ~

 Friday 4:42pm

Y/N ~ What are you guys wearing tonight? ~

Marlene ~ Not sure, I’m torn between a velour tracksuit or the classic Canadian tuxedo ~

Lily ~ Both very classy options ~

Marlene ~ You know me, go hard or go hard ~

Y/N ~ You’re both incredibly unhelpful ~

Marlene ~ Worried about meeting a certain dark haired texter? ~

Y/N ~ Am I not allowed to want my best friends’ help on my outfits?? ~

Marlene ~ I mean I can’t help you look hot if I don’t know who its for 😉 ~

Lily ~ God forbid she looks hot for herself ~

Marlene ~ Hey, you’ve gotta play to your audience ~

Y/N ~ How would you even know what he likes ~

Lily ~ She stalked him around campus yesterday ~

Y/N ~ um MARLENE ~

Marlene ~ I just wanted to know his style, habits, if he was a psycho killer ~

Lily ~ She has a point, if he’s as annoying as James we have to protect you at all costs ~

Marlene ~ We need to make sure she isn’t sucked in by his serial killer prowess ~

Y/N ~ You’re making me sound like prey ~

Marlene ~ 😉 ~

Y/N ~ How did you even stalk him, Lily has no classes with him ~

Marlene ~ I have my ways ~

Lily ~ She flirted with the office assistant until she gave her Sirius’ schedule ~

Y/N ~ You minx ~

Marlene ~ No one can resist my charms ~

Lily ~ That is yet to be determined actually ~

Y/N ~ very true Lils, we’ve never met anyone you’ve dated yet ~

Marlene ~ Sooooo not the point, and we’ve gone off topic! How are you going to wow Mr Black ~

Y/N ~ That is 100% not what I asked ~

Lily ~ you may as well have ~

Y/N ~ You both suck ~

Lily ~ Wear that flowy black dress you refuse to ever wear!! ~

Marlene ~ YES YOU LOOK BANGING IN THAT ~

Y/N ~ ugh but it’s a casual party ~

Marlene ~ Who gives a shit, stand out ~

Lily ~ He’ll be drooling ~

Y/N ~ I don’t need him to drool I just want to make a good first impression ~

Marlene ~ Aha the truth finally comes out ~

Y/N ~ if you were actually in your dorm I’d be hitting the roof with a broomstick rn ~

Lily ~ Where are you?? ~

Marlene ~ Where do you think 😉 ~

Lily ~ Not the office assistant ~

Marlene ~ 😉 ~

Lily ~ How!? I was with you the whole time, you never exchanged numbers ~

Marlene ~ Exchanging numbers doesn’t have to be an oral task… unlike other things 😉 ~

Y/N ~ We get it, your sexual prowess is above all of us ~

Lily ~ I’m honestly impressed, she was cute ~

Marlene ~ I’m offended you’d be impressed tbh ~

Y/N ~ Ok so you are both coming over to my house in an hour to dress and intoxicate me ~

Lily ~ Deal ~

Marlene ~ Maybe give me an extra 30 mins 😊 ~

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Whatever It Takes (2/6)

Pairing: Bucky x Doctor!Reader

Word Count: 1,519

Prompt: Doctor AU

Warnings: Descriptions of disease symptoms, funny stuff

A/N: yay chapter two! thank you to everyone who showed me love on the first chapter and left the sweetest comments! 

SERIES MASTERLIST

Your loud James Brown and the Famous Flames ringtone interrupts the silence of the quinjet on the way to Avengers tower. Bucky feels a vein about to pop in his forehead as he glances up from his book in his seat across from you as you pull your phone from your pocket to see Abraham calling. He watches you glance at the screen as you pick out the pretzels in your teeth with your tongue.

“I thought you said you left your phone in your office?” Bucky questions, annoyed wrinkle in between his eyebrows.

“Just wanted to see if you’d be able to tell if I was lying.” You respond mischievously as you answer the phone and put it on speaker.

“Inspector Gadget speaking,” You greet as Bucky continues to stare at you.

“Where are you?” Comes Abrahams voice through the speaker, excitement poking through his voice.

“I’m on a top secret mission for the Avengers.” You inform as you kick your feet up on the corner of Bucky’s arm rest across from you. Bucky rolls his eyes and glances back down to the book he was reading.

“… Right. CT, history, and tox screens came back normal.” Jordan tells you.

“Her tendon reflexes seemed a bit weak to me, though.” Abraham argues.

“Areflexia could mean Miller Fisher.” You infer.

“Yes, Areflexia could mean Miller Fisher, but since her reflexes were weak and not absent, it means nothing, I’m releasing her. You can get back to your strip tease or Avengers-themed orgy or whatever it is your doing with your cosplay buddy.” Jordan states.

“You think the Avengers would allow such-“ You’re cut off by the dial tone as Jordan hangs up the phone.

…

Bucky leads you through the modern looking hallways of the Avengers tower and you sneak peeks into the many labs that line either side of the hallway. Large screens, cases and cases of tubes and containers with various liquids in them, even the hospital beds look like the most luxurious cots that money could buy. They probably are the most luxurious cots money can buy, you think. You finally reach an office at the far end of the hall and Bucky opens the door for you.

Inside you find Bruce Banner sitting behind a desk looking over various files and papers. He glances up at the sound of the door, removes his glasses, and stands to greet you.

“Dr. Bruce Banner. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Doctor, especially on such short notice.” Dr. Banner holds out his hand and you shake it gratefully.

“P-pleasure’s all mine. You’re Bruce Banner.” You ogle at him. First an invitation to the Avengers Tower and now you’re standing in front of the Bruce Banner?

Bucky smirks, amusement clouding his face as he takes notice of your admiration. It’s hilarious to him to see how fast your sarcastic and immature exterior melts into a star-struck, stuttering mess. It’s… endearing, almost.

“Oh! This is Dr. Curtis from the Mayo Clinic,” Banner gestures to a middle-aged woman sitting in a chair in front of the desk. Glasses hanging around her neck with a dark blue blouse and black slacks on her body, she stands and shakes your hand, too.

“Dr. Sydney Curtis on Immunology, Dr. Curtis?” You confirm.

“Oh, you’ve read it?”

“No, but it is keeping my piano level in my apartment.” You inform. Dr. Curtis’ smile drops and you see Dr. Banner’s eyebrow quirk upwards and Bucky stifle a laugh and disguise it as a cough from his position near the door.

“So, where is the poor, sick fella?”

…

“I’m afraid there will be some limitations on his medical history. Just let me know what you need and I’ll try my best to provide.”

Dr. Banner leads Bucky, Dr. Curtis, and yourself down a different hallway, presumably towards the Agent’s room.

“F-Y-I, my medical malpractice insurance doesn’t cover alien autopsies.” You tease.

“Don’t worry, all of that stuff is the next wing over.” Bucky chimes in, sending you a wink when you turn your head to look at him. He finds you more amusing now that you’re annoying more people than just him. Your wit is always clever and you always seem to know the perfect thing to say to push everybody’s buttons and make him laugh.

“Where was the patient when he fell ill?” Dr. Curtis asks.

“I’m afraid that’s classified. Assume there aren’t many places John hasn’t been. And, yes, John is a cover name.”

“Well, why do think it was an attempt on his life?” Curtis tries.

“We can’t tell you that either.” Banner replies, stopping front of one of the white rooms along the hallway.

“Well, what can you tell us?” Curtis asks.

“Yeah, did Oswald really have sex with Marilyn Monroe?” You ask. Bucky smiles and opens the door, leading in first followed by Dr. Banner, yourself, and Dr. Curtis.

Walking into the dimly lit room finds everyone staring at the frail looking man laying in the hospital bed. Pale skin, open sores, bruises, skin almost looking like it had bubbles forming it over it. Redness covers what’s visible of his body; arms, neck, and face. Dark circles surround his closed eyes and lips are cracked beyond belief.

“Good Lord,” Curtis whispers.

“Very professional,” You huff and throw a disapproving glance at Dr. Curtis.

“Five days ago he was 185 pounds,” Banner begins. “Perfect health.”

Silence fills the room as everyone observes the sick agent in the bed, wondering what could possibly cause this amount of damage in such a short amount of time.

“Cool.” You exclaim.

Banner walks over to the stack of files sitting on the small table at the end of the bed. He hands one to both you and Dr. Curtis and you realize it’s Agent John’s file, or at least a file with any information they’ll give you.

“We’ve tested him for every poison, every metal, and every biological agent we can think of.” Banner informs.

“It says in here that he ate a lot of chestnuts.” Curtis states, reading through the file in her hands.

“Woah, woah, woah. If the squirrel liberation army is involved in this, I want no part. Those little rodents will-“ You begin to mock.

“Horse chestnuts are poisonous, if someone switched-“ Curtis begins to explain but you interrupt her.

“Horse chestnuts may look like chestnuts but they taste like a horse’s lower-than-chestnuts. Which makes the theory that he ate a couple hundred a tad unlikely.” You argue. You don’t ignore the fact that both Bucky and Banner are both failing to hide their smiles at the banter between you and Curtis. You want to be professional around a very handsome, brooding soldier and the doctor that inspired you to study medicine, but Dr. Curtis is making it very difficult.

You close the file and pace slowly around the room. “Seeing as he was prowling the streets of… Tehran?” You guess.

“Actually it was the streets of- Oops! You almost got me.” Bucky faces you with a sarcastic grin.

“Unless you can tell us the environmental factors or any poisonous fauna-“

“Which you know I can’t do-“

“You might as well just Google, ‘poison’!” You respond defeatedly. You’ve solved difficult cases before, but this is turning out to be a real puzzle.

“The only thing they would tell me is that he’s spent the last eleven months in Bolivia.” Bucky compromises, arms crossing over his large chest. He wants to help, he really does. He cares about this agent; he cares about all the agents he’s trained and watched become great heroes. Especially after requesting to be taken off missions, he’s been lucky to be put in charge of training any and all incoming agents and helping Sam assign them to missions.

“Who are you gonna kill in Bolivia?” You question, brows furrowed on your face.

Bucky rolls his eyes as Dr. Curtis chimes in, “What does it matter what he was doing? He’s dying!”

“Not anymore, it’s pancreatitis.” You say as you slump down into one of the bedside chairs.

“He’s not an alcoholic.” Banner informs you.

“And unless his pancreas is in his fingertips-“ Curtis sarcastically states, looking to Bucky to see if his expression matches the annoyed one of Curtis herself, but he’s only staring at you, curious about your thought process.

“Spies can’t get fungal infections?” You ask.

“What about the burns on his skin?” Banner inquires.

“Spies can’t get sunburns? Bolivia doesn’t have sun?” You joke, catching Bucky’s eye as he chuckles softly at your reasoning.

“So either we go with her theory of the non-drinking drunk, which is totally unreasonable, or the theory that someone poisoned him with the resources to make it completely untraceable.” Curtis argues.

Banner looks between you and Dr. Curtis, gears running a million miles per minute in his brain trying to think of what to do.

“Let’s, uh, let’s treat him for radiation poisoning.” Banner says as he begins walking towards the door. You roll your eyes and stand to follow him, Dr. Curtis, and Bucky out of the room again.

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Tinfoil Theory Q&A w @darklygophilia

(1) 05/08/2018darklygophilia - Hey. If your theory about Sandor being the Azor Ahai, Prince that was Promised and Sansa's his Nissa Nissa (which I believe him to be, too) - What do you think Melisandre's reaction will be? Knowing just how wrong she was in thinking it was Stannis and then Jon Snow. 

(a.) If you want to read all my tinfoiling about this, I think it’s now mostly all tagged under “promised prince” (this phrase is used by Jon late in the books, notice the slight variation in meaning and connotation from Mel’s preferred “the prince that was promised”) and “red sansa” (for my theory that Melisandre’s glamour is a Sansa Stark cosplay that she created without knowing who or what she’s really representing).

(b.) Mel is a colossal fuckup who illustrates the way that religions and cults pervert faith and virtue.  

I suspect Mel might never even know or might figure the truth about “Azor Ahai reborn” about a minute before she dies. Sandor would want nothing to do with her in any case. 

My feeling is that Melisandre will keep talking to Jon and Dany or Davos or Varys or Kinvara or Beric, and bugging them and dumping exposition on them, fruitlessly, but based on what she reveals over the course of the season the AUDIENCE will realize she’s meant to look like Sansa and that Sandor is the Warrior of Light. 

Sandor and Sansa’s hero tale is told on the micro level through the eyes of Sansa and Arya (who are almost the only people Sandor ever really talks to in the books, so far), and on the macro level through Melisandre/Stannis and Bran (he delivers a lot of info about the skinchanging and the role of the Starks in ending the Long Night), with some added narration from Sandor’s assorted spiritual advisors and faith guides: Beric Dondarrion, Thoros of Myr, the Elder Brother, Septon Meribald and Septon Ray (showverse).

Sandor and Sansa themselves may never even know that a cult’s prophecies about their love were the basis of a 5,000-year old religion in Essos. There’s a phrase I like: “World peace is none of your business.” 

The only part that matters to Sansa and Sandor is the part where they are two parts of a whole and they’re finally together again.

tl;dr: Never explain it at the end. Always ruins it. 

(2) And my other question. If your other theory about Sandor/Cersei having once fucked &having possibly had a secret kid (I'm starting to believe this one, you're theories, no matter how tin foil they may seem, always seem to make sense in the end) -How do you think Sansa will react if/when she earns that Sandor once screwed Cersei? 

(a) All my tinfoiling about Sandor x Cersei is tagged “black haired beauty” (after the way Cersei described the baby I suspect they shared), if anyone wants to check it out.

(b) Sansa Stark, upon hearing that long ago--probably before she was even born--young Sandor Clegane was enchanted with young Cersei Lannister: “You fell in love with a beauty you mistook for goodness? I can’t relate.” Sansa will be cool with it because she completely understands falling for a Lannister before realizing they are liars and frauds.

I think the Sandor who fucked Cersei was a stupid boy, and the Sansa who was devoted to her “beloved Joffrey” was a stupid girl, and I think Sandor recognizing his younger, more idealistic self in her is partly why he was so sympathetic. I think by the time we meet him he’s realized he’s spent his life serving dead-enders, and he’s sacrificed both his emotions and his conscience and maybe his own future prospects for...nothing.

If this is not just my deranged ramblings and ever comes out on the book or the show, I imagine Arya would be the most irate. She’ll give Sandor a hilarious and bitchy tongue-lashing and never let him live down that he stuck his dick in crazy.

I truly think Sansa will shrug about Sandor x Cersei, because everyone has a past (who’s worse? Cersei or Joffrey-Littlefinger-Ramsay?), and be very sad about the dead baby, on behalf of grieving father Sandor.

~~~

“Even Joffrey was not so foolish as to command Sandor Clegane to slay a son of Eddard Stark, however; the Hound would have gone to Cersei.“

“Don’t you want to ask who’s winning the battle, little bird?”

“Who?” she said, too frightened to defy him.

The Hound laughed. “I only know who’s lost. Me.”

He is drunker than I’ve ever seen him. He was sleeping in my bed. What does he want here? “What have you lost?”

“All.”

~~~

“The Blackwater? Where do you think I’m taking you?” 

“Back to King’s Landing. To Joffrey and the Queen.”

“Fuck Joffrey. Fuck the Queen.”

“You never love anything in the world the way you love your first child.”

~~~

(MORE TINFOIL, Aemon the Dragonknight-Queen Nerys-King Aegon love triangle edition: The same way Jaime took the white to be close to Cersei, I wonder if warg-crazed and/or love-crazed S1/AGOT Sandor Clegane didn’t take the white to keep close to Sansa. KG is one degree of separation from king’s betrothed. He was pretty much already attached to Joff, but maybe the role of KG elevated him and gave him a couple of more advantages he could use in her service?)

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Outlander: 10 Hilarious Jamie Memes That Are Too Funny – Screen Rant

Look, we know. It feels like this awful “droughtlander” has been going on for ages, and our hopes for a brighter future in the world of Jamie and Claire Fraser seem far away. February can’t come soon enough, and fans of the beloved drama Outlander are starting to get impatient. And we’re right there with you! So today we’re bringing you a little something extra to ease the pain.

You’ve probably rewatched the first four seasons ten times over, and you’ve probably read the books more times than you can’t count. So, how about you take a minute for a little laugh, Scottish style?

In order to soothe the pain and bring a smile to your face, we’ve compiled a list of the 10 most hilarious Jamie Fraser memes swimming around the Internet. We don’t have the recipe for time-traveling yet, but we do have some laugh-out-loud material. Check out all of it below!

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10 Did Ya Put A Ring On It?

We have to get real here. As much as we love the complex storylines and the intense political intrigue that shapes the Outlander plot, we’re all suckers for the hunk that is Jamie Fraser. Watch the man talk for ten minutes and we guarantee that you will instantly fall in love.

It’s no wonder that husbands all around the world started feeling a little jealous. But it’s okay; he’s just a fictional character, folks! You might want to start taking some notes on how to treat your lady, though. If you don’t, next thing you know, your wife will be packing her bags and moving to the Scottish Highlands. You heard it here first!

9 Hey, Bartender!

What’s great about the Scottish Highlands, you might ask? Well, let’s see—you have the stunning scenery, the great food, the kind of fashion you won’t see anywhere else in the world… and, of course, rocks. Tons of rocks. Some of them even allow you to travel through time and meet the love of your life!

Okay, we’re getting a little sidetracked here. But still, we can’t help but wonder just how interesting life would be if the next time we asked the bartender for a scotch on the rocks, a wild Jamie Fraser leaning over a bunch of stones were to appear. Certainly interesting, but probably not too realistic.

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8 Naughty Jamie!

Picture this: you go on a second honeymoon with your husband to an unknown land, and, one morning, you decide to go for a walk. Next thing you know, you touched some rubble and ended up traveling two centuries back in time. And the best part? You meet a tall, red-haired stranger who will become your husband.

Now, imagine having to explain your 18th-century husband all of this. Yes, we know the lad believed Claire when she told him, but, for the sake of comedy and because we can, we choose to believe that his first reaction was the one portrayed on this meme… and then they made passionate love to each other.

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7 Say ‘Mark Me’ One More Time…

You know, Outlander has had some pretty interesting and complex characters over the run of four seasons. Black Jack Randall, the King of France, Dougal, Geillis, just to name a few. They all contributed to the story, and love them or hate them, they were fantastic characters that propelled the narrative forward.

Then we had Bonnie Prince Charlie. Good lord, the man was a fool, and every time he opened his mouth, our eyes rolled to the back of our heads. When he said ‘mark me,’ well, suffice it to say that Jamie is all of us in this meme.

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6 Everybody In The Highlands Put Your Hands Up!

What’s better than Jamie Fraser’s face? Jamie Fraser’s body, of course. No wonder Claire couldn’t keep her mittens to herself every time they were within two feet of each other. Everybody deserves some eye candy and Mr. Fraser is the entire store.

We’re not sure who is the mastermind behind this meme, but their hearts and minds are in the right place. Granted, it’s supposed to be a tame enough show, so viewers were never given the peek they hoped they would. Next time this happens, let’s petition the show writers to actually say that, yeah?

5 Pretty Cool, Thanks

We have to give it to Jamie and Claire. These two went through thick and thin together. Meeting the love of your life, having a child on the way, and then all of a sudden you have to be apart for two decades? That sounds heartbreaking and worthy of a Shakespearian drama.

On the other side of the spectrum, how many people are blessed enough to have a love like this? Even after twenty years apart, they found their way back to each other and kept on living a beautiful life together. That’s a win in our book!

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4 Can We Get A Doctor Here?

You can tell us the truth, we promise we won’t share. How many times have you actually considered saying “screw it,” packing your belongings, and finding the closest group of stones in the Scottish Highlands in the hopes of finding Jamie Fraser?

We’ll guess that probably a lot, and, even though we can’t blame you, we urge you to just touch them gently. Getting a concussion means more time in the hospital, and more time spent away from your potential Scottish lover. Stay safe!

3 Jamie, The Charmer

The best thing about Jamie Fraser is that he inspired a ton of hilarious pick-up lines. A lot of inspiration can be drawn from memes like this because after all, this man is the ultimate lady charmer.

So, folks, if you’re feeling lonely, make sure you head to the nearest social media platform, find the Outlander page, and drop this line on the many, many fans of the show and the books you’ll find. You might just get yourself a Sassenach!

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2 It’s Crossover Land

Memes truly are a fantastic art form. Not only can you re-imagine some of the best and worst moments to ever come out of a television show or movie, but you can also do some pretty cool crossovers. Case in point? Outlander meets The Princess Bride, one of the greatest movies of all time.

Jamie Fraser is not Inigo Montoya, but, if you so much as look at his wife the wrong way, he will end you. He will chase you to the ends of the Earth and make you regret being born. Too far?

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1 We Volunteer!

There was a time when Ryan Reynolds was the owner of this meme, and the only man we could imagine getting away with such a cheesy pick-up line. But then, Outlander made its way into our television screens and hearts, and an arguably better version of the husband material meme was born.

Jamie, we all know you’re married to the love of your life, but, if she ever makes he way through the stones again, there are plenty of volunteers out there ready to test your theory. Just sayin’.

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