#lets call this uhhhhh

[morroodle]

wait! ✋✋ I wanna hear about the movie au Morro! where do I sign up?

Well that was fast. 2 asks for it in 2 minutes. @stupidgayartkid also asked so here u go

So things start like a normal movie morro au. Wu finds a kid digging around in his trash, adopts him, teaches him the ways of ninja something something green cousins and shenanigans something something morro fucking dies. I still haven't figured out how but it was probably painful though they do still have his body

Anyway everyone (kinda just wu, Lloyd and koko (garms not invited)) is very sad and so they start planning his funeral. It's a small, simple but nice ceremony... up until the point where morro sits up in his coffin like "dam bro that was one hell of a nap. Also everything hurts. Que people freaking out and being confused, morro figuring out that he's a ghost and not actually being too upset about it, the priest trying to exorsize morro in the name of the fsm and morro and Lloyd thinking it's hilarious.

They wrap up the funeral much happier than they were and things go back to some kind of normal. Morro can't touch or interact with physycal objects or people but he still has his wind and he can float now so overall not a terrible trade.

So now morros kinda just a ghost, floating around and terrorizing people for fun cause he has nothing better to do. His favorite people to annoy are Lloyd and the ninja, he especially likes making fun of the ninja for being bad at their jobs (they can't even get that mad cause he has the skill to back it up, just not the physycal form).

In conclusion: Morro is a little shit and now he has even more ways to terrorize people

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[dreamerawaken]

Puppy crush at first laugh 🐕💕🦇

[worstloki]

there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these

[pipers-pixels-and-papers]

@cynautica made me draw this

[lovesickeros]

lord its so dark in here the sahara desert of tsaritsa content you are like a shining oasis. your characterisation of her compels me & mihoyo would be hard pressed to top it imo.!! caaaaan i humbly request yr thoughts on her first meeting w a reader of any kind, or maybe even multiple kinds (sagau, sagau god au, isekai, etc) if you so desire...

it really is like a desert here. being the fan of a character we aren't getting until the last damn nation is driving me up a wall but i will persevere bc if nothing else i support morally bankrupt women in media. we r in a severe drought over here but i do my best. unfortunately nothing i say is ever coherent so pull out your translation notes its abt 2 be messy

also this got out of hand but thats bc first meetings w the tsaritsa are tricky to write + a LOT of her characterization lies in deeper exploration then just surface level yknow...NOT A DIG AT YOU this is just my excuse for rambling. gently pats the tsaritsa she can hold so much complexity i do not have the word count to delve into it completely :]

gonna talk cult au for a bit here though because that's 99% of my content. and honestly? she thrives in sub au's of the cult au like villain au + imposter au. it's basically made for her. i mean, early days, the imposter au had been going around for a little while but one of the first few ideas was the Fatui taking reader in so like. it kinda technically actually was. pretty sure cult au Tsaritsa popped up because of the imposter au. a lot of it's writers kinda left though which. man am i getting old or.

anyway.

there isn't much of a chance her first impression is all that positive. at best it's usually neutral, imo, but rarely if ever positive. specifically because i view the Tsaritsa as someone who isn't as fanatical as most of the acolytes typically are towards the creator. she's not exactly going to worship the ground you walk on unlike a certain geo lizard. which is partially why i think she thrives in the sub au's i mentioned.

imposter au, for example. she meets you at your lowest. there's no gaudy extravagance or pampering from the acolytes waiting for you because your own acolytes have turned on you. for all intents and purposes you aren't a "god" at all. which is why i don't think she meshes well with normal cult au reader. the Fatui are made up of outcasts, basically, and imposter au slots right in just perfectly. you're weak, at your lowest, when you meet the Fatui in the imposter au. and the Fatui can help you, too.

a mutual exchange, really. the Tsaritsa sees a tool she can use to one up the rest of the nations and especially Archons, and she has no qualms about you using her and the Fatui in turn. you both want something out of it, after all. whether you just want to be safe from the rest of the acolytes, or you want revenge, or whatever else..she'll give you the power to fulfill it, and she gains the strongest piece on the chessboard when all is said and done.

the best way i can describe the first meeting is "practical", i suppose. she sees an opportunity in you. the ultimate gamble. because if she "saves" you, and you dont trust anyone else because they tried to kill you, well..she holds all the cards, doesn't she?

but the Tsaritsa, imo, is just as capable of being just as fanatical towards you as anyone else. she just won't worship you as the creator. but as yourself? clawing your way back to your divine power and taking back what belongs to you? the Tsaritsa is, to me, a character who's character flourishes in long-term fics more because she changes a LOT between "just met reader" and after having been with reader for some time. she's practically apathetic at the beginning but a lot of her character, in my characterization, shines through LONG after the first meeting.

[lordoftablecloths]

med v med

edit: there's a less blurry version in the reblogs (sowwy 🥺)

if emesis blue taught me anything at all, it's this :3 one is insane the other is going insane i love it it's such a silly dynamic even if it is just a headcanon lol

oh, aldso, look at this video: https://youtu.be/WR95vy8O88k

it's just a compilation, but the original source is this guy: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ5TsaXkVpyJ3408guy8iSkwQXp3xiAVp

haha it's so silly i love it :3

[im-smart-i-swear]

dolly

[kitsunespawz]

Redstoner x Redstoner

Doesn't particularily compel me but I sure see where you're coming from!

@eshkarose

just to make sure you do see this :)

[fisheito]

welcome to elysium part 2: trial time...

Kuya asks question 1: I'm. I'm stressed for olivine. I can feel my chest tighte ning. I ma sweat.ib

Kuya asks question 2: YIKES😬. AND a HaLf i. I have to leave

(minimises the app and lies on the floor for a solid minute)

ok. Ok let's keept his goin. It's ok It's ok olivine confronting his truths is ok he will be better after airing it all out IT WILL BE FINE deepbreathsdeepbreaths

*coughschokes and falls flat back onto the floor*

(....)

(Regains consciousness a few moments later)

Phew, ok,,, we're safe, olivine is facing it head-on and kuya is-

What THE EVERLIVING FR$* ISTHA*passes out again*

[cookinguptales]

man, I don't know if it's like. residual emotional effects from yesterday, the physical toll it took on my body, hormones or just like. a general sense of malaise. but I just kind of want to lie in bed and cry today.

I just finished a work project, which is generally call for celebration, but I just. every time I try to work on a creative project instead, I feel like everything I make is awful. every time I try to just veg and watch something, I feel like I'm wasting my time. my brain is very... scratchy today, for lack of a better word.

idk, maybe I'm just mentally exhausted. I had to put on kind of a brave and friendly face for most of yesterday, but it was a pretty awful experience. the actual migraine(?) was terrifying, especially because the experience wasn't anything like other migraines I've had, the tests were stressful and painful and I'm having quite a few physical effects today because of them. and no matter how often it happens to me, there's something so specifically demoralizing about paying several hundred dollars to go to the hospital and stay there all day just for them to say "good news! we can't find anything wrong!" like that makes you feel any better at all when something clearly is.

idk how I feel so simultaneously over and underwhelmed today.

[illuminatedferret]

man i love being a buffoon. "haha i have another fic idea but im not gonna write it!!!" says the dumbass about to write 700 words of introduction to the fic. why

[daincrediblegg]

The honor is mine, my loyal child.

[beechicory]

Oh my Godddddddd, another day, another confirmation that, in terms of parent quality in terms of my young relative it goes:

Me

our cat (look, she thinks she's responsible for us, and she does a good job!)

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the other potential parental figures, including their actual biological parents and their legal guardian

Just...fucking absolute ghouls. Levels of selfishness that go beyond comprehension. Sickening cruelty. I want to tar and feather them. Jesus Christ.

[gothamcityneedsme]

i would accept the joker if like, the brainiac brainwashing unlocked the joker locked in batman's mind though. a jokerfied batman is right there. then you don't even have to kill him. that'd be a blast.

[floral-hex]

I’m fucking disabled