#fucking set me on fire please.
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i would accept the joker if like, the brainiac brainwashing unlocked the joker locked in batman's mind though. a jokerfied batman is right there. then you don't even have to kill him. that'd be a blast.
#shitpost#like if batman was immune to mind control because like. if you put batman down the joker comes out. that'd be kind of wild#that would be like. actually challenging and complex in the narrative#it would be *gasp* playing with the existing story#fucking set me on fire please.#i already had a better suicide squad arkham concept called: put the arkham knight on the sucide squad you idiots'#and also like IM NOT A SLADE FAN BUT SLADE WAS THE ONLY CHARACTER FORESHADOWED TO BE PART OF THE SUICIDE SQUAD SO LIKE. THEY SHOULDVE USED#*SHOULDVE USED HIM#and harley can stay but like actually acknowledge that this is arkhamverse harley AKA a harley where the joker died before she escaped#so she will never escape his clutches!!!!#also arkhamverse harley in the comics at least was involved with the whole uhhh Jason Situation so like. uhhhhh.#that also makes her unforgiveable#oh and like maybe use deadshot but like the one that was in the game and not the like. random new one they're using#i'll never get over the king shark's son choice. its so funny. and captain boomerang is also just. such a stupid choice#like oh yeah lets throw in randomc haracters never fuckignin arkhamverse#king sharks son is the stupidiest though#because like i was like wait. king shark dies in the movie. how is he inthis game#oh its his son. like. that stupid#god im losing my fucking mind over here
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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I love Gerard Way so much I want to cry I need to set something on fire please send help
#I am so serious#heard about the new Gerard sighting#freaked out#did a very frantic search#then almost screamed when I found the new pictures#please send help#or give me something to set on fire#rory’s thoughts#mcr#my chemical romance#my chem#my chem romance#my chemical fucking romance#gerard way#gee way#my chem gee#my chemical gee#mcr gee#geeway#gerard mcr#my chem gerard#my chemical gerard#mcr gerard#mcr5#mcr5 is real#mcr5 truthing
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AU where Soichirou is actually home when Light gets back from confirming the Death Note is real and Light cracks and tells him everything and has a complete melt down, is institutionalized or shut up into his room or something tortured genius style. Soichirou, after also making his own confirmation, turns the notebook in, and
Light's concerns turn out to become very, very real. BRB, I'm Patient Zeroing Light Yagami.
#L: Alright. I can understand the highschoors mental faculties cracking in two the moment he realized he'd found a notebook that kills people#L: However Mr. Yagami you are a veteran police officer. You understand the minds of men. I'm sure you#understood where this might lead to. So please. Do tell me.#L: WHY IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DID YOU NOT SET THAT THING ON FIRE.#Soichirou: Ah. Well. Ahem. It was evidence.#L: ...-sighs deeply into his hand and covers his eyes- This is why I hate cops.#Soichirou: EXCUSE ME?#if this fanfic exists please tell me cus i havent found it yet
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Who wants fresh Diamond of the Day pain? So I'm editing a little video of merthur and I noticed that after Merlin showed Arthur his magic with the dragon he made and Arthur looked like he wanted to get away from him, Merlin reaches out for Arthur to touch him again (and then Arthur pushes him away) Like its over a decade later I never noticed that Merlin tries to reach for him again, reassure him and I am honestly and totally and utterly broken by this :)
#merthur#merlin#WHAT THE FUCK H e was trying to touch Arthur but was oushed away twice#then arthur is the one to say hold me please at the end#SOMEONE FUCKING SEDATE ME I AM SO UNWELL#*SETS SELF ON FIRE*#also if you knew this already pls put in the tags any other moments like this I might have missed#I need diamond of the day from every possible angle#like when I realised that Arthur held merlins hand the entire time he said everything I know now
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pretty scraggly ass motherfucker~🎃
#oh jesus fucking christ#please the scraggly blonde frank#this frank will always kill me badly#pls he’s so fucking gorgeous#i need to set something on fire#my dumpster fire will have to do#someone pass me the kerosene#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#mcrmy#frnkiero#my chemical romance#frnkie#my chem#ilhsm
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Yall, it’s like 1:30 am where I am. Mae is one of my all time favorite bands. I know in the past I’ve daydreamed of some of the tracks being about ATLA (I used to imagine the song Boomerang about Sokka x Suki back when the show was still on TV). Someone tell me why I am now headcannon-ing this song being about Sokka and Zuko. What I’d pay to have someone adapt this song into like a comic or an animated music video
#fire lord zuko#prince zuko#zukka#sokka#atla#atla zuko#atla sokka#avatar the last airbender#avatar the last airbender sokka#avatar the last airbender Zuko#multisensory aesthetic experience#maeband#Mae#like i know the music video would never happen in a billion years since it’d cost so damn much to animate like a 10 minute ass song#especially since I’m broke af and I’ve been unemployed since fucking January#but one can dream#like#ok the first third of this album is Zuko probably#I’m still trying to rework how I headcannon this series to this album#because this album used to be 3 separate albums#which explains why this album is like 2 hours long lmao#(m) is for (m)orning#(a) is for (a)fternoon#(e) is for (e)vening#so like generally speaking I see the first third of this album about spring#the middle third is about summer/fall#and the last third would be about winter#but it’s been a minute since I’ve thought how this album could be set to the ATLA universe again#please just ignore tf about me I’m just rambling my ass off
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Tag drop: Dorian Pavus
#dorian pavus. [ he says we're alike. too much pride. once i would have been overjoyed to hear him say that. now I'm not certain. ]#dorian pavus: ic. [ you find joy in it not shame. it shows. / why be ashamed? power should be respected. not swept under the carpet. ]#dorian pavus: inquiries. [ stop talking like you're waiting for applause. / what? there's no applause? ]#dorian pavus: countenance. [ i'm here to set things right. also? to look dashing. that part's less difficult. ]#dorian pavus: introspection. [ selfish i suppose. not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside. ]#dorian pavus: meta. [ you inspired me with your marvelous antics. you’re shaping the world. how could i aspire to do any less? ]#dorian pavus: little notes. [ living a lie. it festers inside you like poison. you have to fight for what’s in your heart. ]#dorian pavus: etc. [ you can't call me pampered. nobody's peeled a grape for me in weeks. ]#dorian pavus: magic. [ don't your spells whisper things to you? what is and could be? music in the mind of strange faraway places? ]#dorian pavus: inquisition. [ we're going to get lost and starve to death. aren't we? a glorious end for the inquisition. ]#dorian pavus: tevinter. [ despite appearances. we care deeply. about everything. we have no reserve. not in war and not in love. ]#dorian pavus: felix. [ even in illness he was the best of us. with him around you knew things could be better. ]#dorian pavus: gereon. [ we used to talk about how we could make real change in the imperium. then he gave up. he stopped trying. ]#dorian pavus: halward. [ i only wanted what was best for you. / no. you wanted the best for you. your fucking legacy. ]#dorian pavus: aquinea. [ her blame was cold and smothering. never spoken but always present. he couldn't face that. not yet. ]#dorian pavus: inquisitor. [ you have too many people asking you for everything under the sun. i won't be one of them. ]#dorian pavus: solas. [ you startled me. you're always so... nondescript. / please speak up. i cannot hear you over your outfit. ]#dorian pavus: varric. [ what do you think sparkler? ten royals says the next thing we run into farts fire. / taken i win either way. ]#dorian pavus: cullen. [ gloat all you like. i have this one. / are you sassing me commander? i didn't know you had it in you. ]#dorian pavus: cassandra. [ blue scarf? why would i be wearing such a thing? / It's a painting. work with me. it'll be fantastic. ]#dorian pavus: cole. [ you say you're handsome all the time. am i? i can't tell. / you're all right. might want to rethink the hats. ]#dorian pavus: vivienne. [ i received a letter the other day dorian. / truly? it's nice to know you have friends. ]#dorian pavus: blackwall. [ point is. you should let yourself off the hook. i know bad men and you're not one. ]#dorian pavus: sera. [ you magic me: i'll put three arrows in your eye. / now we can live together in peace and harmony. ]#dorian pavus: bull. [ no qunari would accept a tevinter mage unless it was a ruse. when should i expect a knife in the back? ]#dorian pavus: corypheus. [ one of yours? / one of mine? like a pet? a giant darkspawn hamster with aspirations of godhood? ]
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happy valentine's day najam!! 💕 love u so much, you always make my days so bright, i hope you enjoy that same brightness today
HAPPY VALENTINES QUILL !!!!! hope you had a good day, i love you MWAH !!!!!! using this ask like last year as an excuse to post various nickmancing content i've accumulated over the years do not mind me (buttonkenzie sneaking in but still)
#once i get my trillion tasks out of the way. i will become insufferable on your ao3. prommy.#mostly old regency au from when i was rewatching bridgerton#quill tag#please also note their stupid 90s-retro justice and fortitude sweatshirts#i cannot for the life of me fucking find any other nick drawings i fucking know i have more but my folders are so disorganised i gave up#there's one of nick cowering behind kiran when rosy is coming up to him and theyre like#'he's using me a barrier. i didnt do this but im obligated to protect him bc i love him. please dont fire me'#bhattarai is also the last name im thinking of keeping for non-mb thoughts that steal nick + laila away from their original setting#'this is my nick wiseman fanart' -> two years later 'this is my oc nikhil bhattarai'#i do like the last name wiseman so much though i just want to distance whatever im doing with them with mb. its not truly mb anymore#like it is when i want it to be. I CONTAIN MULTITUDES!#but thank you for the ask again quill LOVE YOU!!!!!#nik wiseman#agent kiran
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tatort: gefallene engel // yann tiersen: sur le fil
in honor of the one-year anniversary of me watching this episode <3
#which is. TOMORROW BABEY!! september 26th :DD#tatort münchen#one year of munchort brain! insane! i feel like its simultaneously been much longer and not nearly that long#ive. grown up a lot in this past year#funny that this is actually causing me more introspection than the new year or anything did#guess it's cause i can nail down so precisely when and where and in which emotional state i first watched this episode#anyway please enjoy this i spent so much time on it. it IS a faceless vid because i love those (youtube user lovesickcowboys i owe you#everything) and it does not mean anything its just a homage to the aesthetics of this episode because idk if you guys have noticed but i#fucking love this episode#set that boy on FIRE#i am also emotionally attached to this yann tiersen song due to circumstances that occurred august/september a year ago so yes. very much#catering to me specifically with this one but then again dont i always#okay enough rambling. POST
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oh hey the video is public now so i can post on tumblr about this without sounding insane! anyway everyone should go watch me and a few other speedrunners hunt fire for sport (randomizer edition)
#blossom.txt#hollow knight#blossom plays hollow knight#i have ~4 years of rando racing experience so i know how to analyze a rando seed to death#and be Very Normal about it#this was my first time doing hk pvp so i was not doing much of the hunting part lmao#i was more doing like tracking and strategizing and telling people where he probably was so they could kill :3#it was a really interesting one you should give it a watch!!!#(also if anyone has stuff they want to send asks abt i will absolutely jump on that chance to infodump :3)#(please let me infodump i'm very autism yippee yipee)#oh also having watched it back pye edited it to have proportionately more of my voice than is in the actual vod lmao#because i was mostly standing around talking abt what was in the seed bc i memorized the entire fucking 10 page doc i wrote#a normal thing to do on a thursday night#idk how i feel abt that because i hate my voice lmao but like hopefully kids in the comments aren't too mean T-T#i feel like with the amount of complexity a rando seed has focusing on the person who was telling everyone where the stuff is makes sense#so it's not necessarily a bad thing i just hate my voice ew ew ew#slightly disappointed that most of the discussion abt abyss got cut out#so there's just a few times we mention king's brand seemingly for no reason#but it was a Whole Thing where we were like 'why did he get shade cloak'???#because you wouldn't waste time going the long way all the way around peak for no reason right#there were several grubs in abyss and brand was on the way so i was trying to figure out when he would go to abyss#and he just...never did. why fire#threw off my whole plan by playing it like a svh game and not a spoiler rando race. smh#i wasted a bit of time just hanging around basin and he literally never set foot in there lmao#and then also guarding paum relic in fungal because it had hidden stag and if he went to get it i wanted to know about it#instead he just three cycled right fungal and did mantis lords....#cryign#also the amount of times shelby got jumpscared and attacked me thinking i was fire...oops#some of them didn't even make the cut it was so bad ahfdlkjhglkjdf
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Anyway, because I'm considered a bigger creator within the mogai community and I have a responsibility to address things given my bigger audience-
Please remember that Tumblr, especially LGBT Tumblr concerning discourse and intracommunity issues, is a hyper niche, reactive, violent, sensitive community with next to zero basis in reality at large and you should not take any of its opinions as absolute fact. Especially the mogai community's opinions.
A lot of people on mogai Tumblr talk big game with very clearly fake the-whole-bus-clapped stories about the real world concerning acceptance towards mspec monos, Neopronouns and Xenogenders and it's my job as an adult and guiding voice to remind people these experiences may happen but rarely do and you absolutely should not just tell random people you use purr/purrs pronouns or your a bi gaybian or you identify as Chronosian or other things like that because it's really fucking dangerous even in hyper progressive places like new york, cali and Detroit. It can be deadly in many many small towns, including ones in progressive states. Especially dangerous in non accepting states.
I don't say this to burst your bubble or ruin your hopeful world view but many stories of acceptance are fake, even if some are true, most of the community is underage and just cause your teacher may approve of your Soniccharic identity, doesn't mean they won't tell your transphobic parents. It's scary and dangerous out here for trans and gay people rn and I won't be one of the idiots who tell you to run and frolic with your Xenogender pins Infront of increasingly hostile transphobes. I want the younger gen z trans people to survive and I won't lie to you about the reality of the battle we all are staring down concerning project 2025.
Most of the people telling these stories live in progressive states and do not tell you about the failed times or exaggerate the acceptance they supposedly received. I'm telling you from the mouth of someone who grew up in a tiny town in South Ohio with less than 1,000 people, it's still just as dangerous as it was 10 years ago. I still get followed in my home town. I still get stares in my home town. My actual home town, a place I grew up in where people knew me as the gnc dyke for a good while in my last 2 years of school. Do not spread this shit around to everyone. Nex didn't think they would become a victim, Brianna didn't think she would be one of the unlucky ones, plenty of those we've lost did not think they would die in hate crimes. I almost died in two of the hate crimes I've experienced.
You need to be really fucking careful and although I love than Neopronouns and Xenogenders are becoming more accepted by the larger LGBT community, you need to be very very VERY careful about what you do, what you wear and who you tell what because word spreads fast in suburbia and hate spreads faster. You do not want to be wearing a pin the day some white cishet magat decides he's tired of the "pedophiles" and chooses you as the first victim because you were the first he saw. Don't hide who you are but Be. Fucking. Careful.
#clover speaks#im not being a doomist and i wont stand those allegations but some of yall telling these kids and teens the world is totes cool#with no-c paras and therians and bi lesbians have lost the plot and are gonna get these kids killed#especially considering i grew up very rural and none of the advice about presenting trans could possibly apply to me#thats why i say urban and even semi urban lgbt people should not be giving advice to rural lgbt people#nothing you say can apply to us because it is that dangerous#i still get followed as a fucking 23 yr old adult around my town#the one time an lgbt club tried to get established at my highschool the posters were ripped to shreds and there were both#bomb and shooting threats#people talking about setting the school on fire so they could quote pop the faggots one by one as they came running out#im so happy you live in a privileged Massachusetts school district with loving teachers who accept your system identity#please dont encourage the children in alabama and ohio to follow suit because you will get their naive asses killed#urban queer advice dosent apply to rural lgbt people#thats another thing ive seen be said by urban lgbt people that queer is no longer a slur used that way and has been totally reclaimed#great guess half my family and all my achool bullies were really just showing solidarity and i took it the wrong way#say youve never truely felt mortal danger in your small Christian home town cause your ex told pple your trans without saying it#like really#the privilege just jumps right out#that was the stupidest so and so is terf rhetoric to date and yall tme people just scarfed that shit down#ill never drop that veiw because i and many others can attest to it#surprise queer can be a slur an identity and a community all at the same time shocking ik#and if your offended because people are calling your identity a slur i ask whats dyke and faggor now#cause thoss were reclaimed waaaayyyyy before queer was and you still acknowledge their status as slurs#infact i remember seeing maps of slur usage on twitter from 2020 when that discourse was popular and queer#was the bigots favorite slur for us not dyke or faggot#i cant believe the brain rot on this site sometimes#itd be so funny as entertainment if yall werent using it to question and harass lgbt people with ptsd over it for litteral years#ik because i was one of the people harassed :)#i dont forget this shit so easily#sorry for the rant lol
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I had to look up "causes for carbon monoxide inside home" online because I kept being reminded that CO detectors are common in america for personal home use but I could genuinely not think of a single reason why carbon monoxide could form inside someone's living space unless they had a fireplace on at all times and terrible ventilation, but then I remember how non-electric stoves are so common in america and everyone has cars in a garage that is directly connected to the house or whatever and it made sense
#i think i've seen exactly one (1) gas stove in my entire life btw and it was in an old camp site and the stove was ancient#they're just not a thing here#isn't that fucking terrifying?? just. gas leaking out and you're setting it on fire#and they are still being produced! what is the benefit of a gas stove versus an electric stove??? does it consume less energy??#i guess it's less expensive and heats up faster#but. do you really need it to heat up that fast. i think even induction stoves are just a bit too much even if they're convenient as hell#and... you need to buy like. fuel for it. separately. what if you run out of fuel in your stove. doesn't it cost more long-term#are power shortages so common that it's a genuine benefit?? i have a simple electric stove and cheap camping cooking gear if the power goes#and the power has never gone out. granted i do live in an apartment. but still#someone please explain#and don't even get me started on the carpeted floors that require sooo much maintenance to keep clean and a bunch of expensive products
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currently playing Final Fantasy XVI, and while I am having a lot of fun so far, I have a fair few complaints. I'll give my full thoughts when I actually finish it, and maybe NG+ who knows, but for now the one complaint on the forefront of my mind is that a game that a has Trophy/Achievement named "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeift" should not, ideally, be taking itself as seriously as this game does.
#Final fantasy xvi#there's a few character problems a few story issues#Clive should not have been the only properly playable character so could have gotten a more in depth look into the mind set of others#LOOKING AT YOU JILL I LOVE YOU BUT YOU HAVE THE CHARACTER ARC OF A BRICK BEING THROWN OUT OF A WINDOW#also why give us different elemental abilities and NOT pair them with weapons??? that's character action 101 that's free player engagement#but no you get a sword and that's it. stranger of paradise gave me like 12 different weapons types including a GUN c'mon#i don't regret buying and i like playing it and want to see the end but my for a while now my thoughts about this game always end up with:#/man this part of the game should have been better. oh well. still good but. still./#and that is a strange thing to think about a game where you turn into a giant fire monster to punch a mountain in the face#but seriously though can FF games lighten the fuck up please??
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neighbors have been playing loud music since 9pm. it's 4am an they're drunk and im thinking of comitting arson (gently)
#i really wish i could set that fcking sound shit on fire#it's also the most hideous music#sometimes i really hate latam#like#yall go to fucking sleep#THEY GOTTA KNOW THERE ARE TONA OF ELDERLY PPL LIVING HERE WTD#i want to kick ass#im angry#no more fluff only violence#im literally lying on my bed trying to sleep#me just want sleep#please
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hello mutuals and friends alike. just wanted to share my trauma of the evening. a spider crawled into my ear.
a spider.
a spider crawled into my ear.
i am home alone and had to flush it out myself while also screaming and crying because i'm scared of bugs and i could HEAR IT CRAWLING INSIDE OF MY EAR
#zoey says shit#fucking#spider tw#bc what the fuck#yall i almost set myself on fire#i put water into my ear and then shook my head (according to google) and it worked#but i saw a spider#fall out of my ear#onto my bathroom floor#please please please somebody fucking put me out of my misery
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