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wuthering heights retold as a series of airbnb reviews
#really awkward staff. rude host. ghost came through me window. stunning views though.#nice place. got mauled by a dog here but nice place. will stay again.#do NOT let them give you the attic room. refund!!!!!!!!#how the hell is this guy a superhost i am literally being held prisoner#0/5 stars very uncomfortable. couldn't rest. woke in torment tbh.
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Titans Tower had a sign that says “days since Robin tried to become a supervillain” that didn’t get past a month the entire time Tim was Robin.
When Damian got there he was pissed cause he thought Tim/Tim’s Titans put it up to make fun of him.
#batfam#tim drake#damian wayne#teen titans#Obviously most of the attempts aren’t act attempts#but everytime tim says let’s do [really fucked up thing] they set it back to 0
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i really do have to emphasize that like. horny tumblr is a fucking horrible place to learn about kink. at least half the people here have never had sex (or done kink without sex) beyond sexting on omegle, and even the ones who do have any experience with sex and and kink and IRL kink spaces (including myself!) are mostly engaging in fantasy and theatre and performance. that's fine! that's fun! there's nothing wrong with that. but i do worry so much about all the 18 yr olds i see on here who've never had sex, many of whom have never been in a relationship, and who are building ideas about kink and sex and health based on the most deranged fantasy-of-the-sort-you-literally-cannot-do-safely-irl tumblr posts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take any tumblr posts as actual kink education, including and sometimes especially the ones claiming to be actual kink education. there are actual books and groups and dungeons for that.
#wren speaking!#im not saying that theres 0 good advice but i am saying that like#there is so little good advice compared 2 the utter nonsense#'how to safely choke someone' you cannot safely choke someone. it is literally impossible#'aftercare guide!' clearly written by someone who has never so much as gotten 2 third base let alone done aftercare#'what to do if you cant communicate with ur dom' the only thing To Do in that situation is not 2 play
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Caine knows that sharing is caring 🫶
Meme reference!
#full disclaimer I don't actually polyam ship Pomni (not that there's anything bad with doing so!!!) I was just Haunted by this idea#also I Love jealous Caine but 0 jealousy Caine is Peak Caine For Me.#man's just like “oh you love Pomni?? ME TOO LET US LOVE POMNI TOGETHER-” so valid#also my girl is getting a whole harem Good For Her#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc caine#tadc pomni#tadc gummigoo#tadc ragatha#tadc showtime#showtime#tadc funnygummy#funnygummy#tadc buttonblossom#buttonblossom
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you wonder why your cunt is often soaked with his cum when you wake up in the mornings—parts of it already leaked out, smeared and sticky between the inner of your thighs. you would know if your husband satoru fucked you in your sleep, you would’ve felt it, he is that big. but the truth is, as you soon find out, that he has a secret little thing, a morning ritual if you will, regarding that achy hardness in his boxers upon waking up he likes to involve you in, bc otherwise the relief is not that sweet. so, he strokes himself when you sleep still, his head slightly dipped in your cunt—holding back, but barely, from thrusting deep inside you—as he carefully works the load in his balls out, and inside you….why would he waste it after all when you’re right there beside him
#— ai rambles#i am so violent about this#if you think he will diligently get up and go to the bathroom to jerk it#you’re wrong#he has 0 shame he will do it right then and there#but he’ll let you sleep still…he cares for your rest but he’s also a bit selfish too#tw somno#tw somnophilia#[ ♡ ] — satoru
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absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.
#eliot posts#su#steven universe#rose quartz#i could complain that she's the more conventional plus size model body type w curves in the ''''right'''' places#but im not going to#cuz this show came out in the mid 2010s on the tail end of the ''thin is in'' era#anything other than a size 0 being portrayed as attractive was fucking groundbreaking#hell a lot of that fatphobia is still up and kicking#it's still hard to find enough fat characters (at least. that aren't villains or laughingstock) let alone ones portrayed as HOT#anyway iirc seeing rose as a teen straightup made me have a minor sexuality crisis#her first couple episodes didn't do it. like something about her in lion 3 looked Off and i didn't like how her hair was animated#but by the time we got to 'we need to talk' ohhhh boy#she was so fucking pretty the way she looked the way she moved and talked#rewatching that ep as an adult i was still like HELLO
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I know it makes most sense that Oscar's letter was washed away in the water because yeah obviously. HOWEVER. I think it is infinitely funnier to interpret it instead that John just lied and recited poetry to Arthur because he's still Oscar's number one hater and wanted to make one last ditch effort at motivating Arthur.
#if he was jealous enough to try to kill him he is jealous enough to lie about the letter#and then arthur burned it too so John: 2 Oscar: 0#john finally got to kill him in a way that matters#you think john is going to let arthur hear a love letter from another man when john can instead appeal to arthur in THEIR#mutual love language that is poetry? I think not#in all seriousness i sincerely doubt john would do this because of his character development#but it would be so funny#both interpretations exist in my head simultaneously#malevolent#malevolent 49#john doe (malevolent)
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Occasionally in time travel fics there will be a comment about Maul being excited to have his legs back. And I couldn’t stop thinking about how he would go about appreciating said legs and—
EDIT: Since people were asking, this is the fic I was thinking of when I drew this.
#let maul be pretty 2024#likelihood that he has nail polish on the Scimitar: 0%#but I also like the idea that he immediately goes to find Savage (and Feral) and they teach him ‘how to be a Zabrak’#next up to draw him and Qi’ra gossiping together while doing their nails#darth maul
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Strictly professional showering (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Alphys#Gaster#''Do Monsters even have showers-'' shhhhhh. Let me have this#Lol#And to think I made this because I Actually wanted to draw him miserably taking a shower!#Probably unsurprising but this was a shower thought lol#I knew as soon as I started thinking about the differences in Snowdin vs. Hotland's temperatures and what that might do to the water-#It was too late! I had to make something about it all my doodles are secretly just a way to smuggle unrelated headcanons out lol#Pipes bursting in Snowdin probably would be a problem for at least like kitchen sinks :0 Need reinforced cold-proof pipes haha#I haven't gotten to Hotland in my current playthrough but there was also the water cooler wasn't there!#Only Waterfall convenient to take showers in lol#ANYway so distractable lol#Gaster doesn't feel even a little bad asking favours lol casually waves it away as ''It needs to be done so it's fine''#Aren't you worried about being an inconvenience! No he's not lol#And obviously Alphys doesn't mind hehe ♪#Alphys is the best because basically no matter where you drop it in the timeline she's always going to be awkward and thirsty lol#They've known each other for a few months? They've known each other for a few years? Alphys will still swing-and-a-miss lol#She's really cute heck I gotta practice her more ♫ Curves! Love drawing curves#Really what were you expecting - why would he come out before he's dressed? This isn't his house it's not like he can just wander around#He brought everything in with him that he needed! Silly#If skeletons are fluffy do you suppose they shed? Would she find skeleton fuzz on one of her towels?
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lando nostalgia 21/? • grill the grid 2019 • carlando
#listen.. if i were a 19yo inexperienced repressed young man#and my older impossibly handsome spanish teammate teased and TOUCHED me like this#if i were even a 1 or 2 on the kinsey scale.... i would still catch feelings about it#let alone a 4 or 5 like i am irl... that'd do my head in#carlos is literally always the one to instigate touching#you can often see lando stiffen with surprise and then freeze#carlos mr 0 on the scale unaware he's doing this at all#his cultural norms are just more Touchy than lando's#lando norris#carlos sainz jr#carlando#lando nostalgia#GAH#in my feelings again
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Sweet reward for obeying commands
#THIS PIECE WAS SPONSORED BY THE HOURS OF RESEARCH I DID ON HUMAN HORMONE AND THEIR EFFECTS AND THE 0 REFERENCES I USED FOR THE SERVER TOWERS#ghosts art#SAYER#SAYER podcast#SAYER ai#jacob hale#sayerhale#well kids. lets analyze this piece. what did the author (me) mean by this?#anyways uh this is. something ive drawn. and made. and posted.#if you are thinking to yourself ''this looks intimate'' then yes. you are right.#i also feel like i owe a hand written apology letter to everyone who works in IT. i am NOT a technology nerd. but i AM a human antomy nerd.#anyways!!! role swap!!!!! its now Hale prodding around SAYER's ''brain'' instead of the opposite :)#the filename for this is SAYER_sayerhale objectum nonsense . just a fun silly fact for everyone#because i am aroace towards humans. but i am also very much objectum#i dont know if ill have the balls to post this in the official server . but enjoy#objectum#<- dont worry about it#ALSO PLEASEEEEEE ZOOM IN ON THE DETAILS. IM BEGGING YOU.#MY ASS DID NOT SPEND HOURS DOING ALL THAT RESEARCH FOR NOTHING!!!!#''what exactly are hale's biometric readings telling us about'' decide that for yourself . up for interpretation.
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Hi there, I love your FHJY episode drawings. I look forward to them after each one. I was wondering if you sell any? If so where could I get them? Thanks
Unfortunately I was informed that Dropout really doesn't want work of their IP sold, so I'm trying to find a good way to post to high res versions of the FHJY episode drawings, so if people wanted to print them out for themselves they can.
I'm trying to set up a Ko-Fi page to see if I can make them available for download for free and if you want to leave a tip, it would be at your own discretion :)
#thank you for the ask!#nexus talks#I think you can put things on ko-fi for $0 for download#if anyone knows better than me let me know#or else I'm just gonna do my best#tumblr compresses the image a bit so I'm not sure how nice it would look printed out if you took it from here...#I'm trying I promise!
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if you take requests can you draw the plaza kids as boxbots please I really love your art
Bodega men become robodega men!!!!!
#i will not miss an opportunity to do a word play#this is such a good ask because i wanted to draw their robots design for awhile but i kept forgetting to do it#tadaaa!!!! awesome robot art is THE BEST!!!!!#I LOVE THEIR ROBOT DESIGN!!!!!#ok ko rad#ok ko enid#ok ko kaio#radicles x#enid mettle#kaio kincaid#ko kincaid#robot rad#robot enid#robot kaio#ok ko lets be heroes#ok k.o.! let's be heroes#ok ko fanart#my art#kappart#asks & answers#EN1D#K-0#R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S.
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i just think it’s so funny that zoro does not even wanna comment on the usokaya situation when usopp explicitly asks and he very pointedly looks away when they kiss and yet he proceeds to butt in every single time sanji flirts with a woman or implies he knows about romance to redirect attention back on himself like god i wonder where your interests lie…
#also the goading sanji into talking with him and just commenting on every single thing sanji says... ok!#zoro is patient 0 of terminal sanji-itis#this is the live action but i mean... this is also animanga zoro and zoro in the movies at times is it not LMFAO#but while they were fighting and then even when he was asking for seconds of the dish and sanji finished his dialogue and zoro CONTINUED#do u want his attention or smth? are you happy you have someone who u can bicker (flirt) with every day and can hand ur ass to u and u him?#also sanji just BEAMING and smiling whenever they bicker is just insane INSANE like yeah they're enjoying this... wow...#also obviously zoro has all the weird UST charged dialogues with multiple MEN like i truly don't know how u can see him as straight lmao#anyways... i just needed to ramble anyways... i fear s2 will be insane with new pet names and arguments I'm actually so hyped#like oh i wanna see the look on sanji and luffy's faces when zoro calls out his finishing move LMFAO (let him be a loser pls)#OK RAMBLING OVER FR... i just like talking about zosan idk#zosan#zs#opla#tagging for spoilers ish#sanzo#zorosan#sanzoro
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One of my favorite parts of Zuko Joins The Gaang Early or other AUs where Zuko breaks free of his brainwashing earlier than in canon is Zuko’s shock at how easy-going and gleeful Iroh is about ‘suddenly’ turning traitor. The man has been committing high treason for gotta be years at this point but he’ll pretend otherwise up until the exact moment his nephew’s beliefs start to slip then he’s chugging that treason punch like nobody’s business.
#Zuko: I want to turn against my father#Zuko: but I cant do that to uncle he's still loyal :///#Iroh who is leading an anti war society: lets fuck up the fire nations entire imperialistic empire#Zuko: :0
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IF YOURE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME
TIME AFTER TIME
IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH YOU ILL BE WAITING
TIME AFTER TIME
#whoops accidentally posted this on the wrong blog#theyre trying to promote time and time again but they messed up the name#its okay theyre doing a good job#time and time again#ttawebcomic#webtoon#webtoon originals#adam and steve#drawing#my art#digital art#digital drawing#whatever I hate tagging stuff#nyooooooom#lets fucking gooooooo#theyre so cute#these tags are all just for me btw I expect like 0 people to read them#but if you do#hiiii omg hi#welcome to my twisted tags
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