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vamprisms · 2 months ago
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wuthering heights retold as a series of airbnb reviews
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thoughtsaboutbats · 2 years ago
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Titans Tower had a sign that says “days since Robin tried to become a supervillain” that didn’t get past a month the entire time Tim was Robin.
When Damian got there he was pissed cause he thought Tim/Tim’s Titans put it up to make fun of him.
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bedazzlecunt · 10 months ago
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i really do have to emphasize that like. horny tumblr is a fucking horrible place to learn about kink. at least half the people here have never had sex (or done kink without sex) beyond sexting on omegle, and even the ones who do have any experience with sex and and kink and IRL kink spaces (including myself!) are mostly engaging in fantasy and theatre and performance. that's fine! that's fun! there's nothing wrong with that. but i do worry so much about all the 18 yr olds i see on here who've never had sex, many of whom have never been in a relationship, and who are building ideas about kink and sex and health based on the most deranged fantasy-of-the-sort-you-literally-cannot-do-safely-irl tumblr posts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take any tumblr posts as actual kink education, including and sometimes especially the ones claiming to be actual kink education. there are actual books and groups and dungeons for that.
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marshmallowpuffcat · 8 months ago
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Caine knows that sharing is caring 🫶
Meme reference!
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gojoest · 7 months ago
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you wonder why your cunt is often soaked with his cum when you wake up in the mornings—parts of it already leaked out, smeared and sticky between the inner of your thighs. you would know if your husband satoru fucked you in your sleep, you would’ve felt it, he is that big. but the truth is, as you soon find out, that he has a secret little thing, a morning ritual if you will, regarding that achy hardness in his boxers upon waking up he likes to involve you in, bc otherwise the relief is not that sweet. so, he strokes himself when you sleep still, his head slightly dipped in your cunt—holding back, but barely, from thrusting deep inside you—as he carefully works the load in his balls out, and inside you….why would he waste it after all when you’re right there beside him
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yardsards · 1 month ago
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absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.
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grimalkhiindi · 14 days ago
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I know it makes most sense that Oscar's letter was washed away in the water because yeah obviously. HOWEVER. I think it is infinitely funnier to interpret it instead that John just lied and recited poetry to Arthur because he's still Oscar's number one hater and wanted to make one last ditch effort at motivating Arthur.
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mabsart · 3 months ago
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Occasionally in time travel fics there will be a comment about Maul being excited to have his legs back. And I couldn’t stop thinking about how he would go about appreciating said legs and—
EDIT: Since people were asking, this is the fic I was thinking of when I drew this.
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sysig · 11 months ago
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Strictly professional showering (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Alphys#Gaster#''Do Monsters even have showers-'' shhhhhh. Let me have this#Lol#And to think I made this because I Actually wanted to draw him miserably taking a shower!#Probably unsurprising but this was a shower thought lol#I knew as soon as I started thinking about the differences in Snowdin vs. Hotland's temperatures and what that might do to the water-#It was too late! I had to make something about it all my doodles are secretly just a way to smuggle unrelated headcanons out lol#Pipes bursting in Snowdin probably would be a problem for at least like kitchen sinks :0 Need reinforced cold-proof pipes haha#I haven't gotten to Hotland in my current playthrough but there was also the water cooler wasn't there!#Only Waterfall convenient to take showers in lol#ANYway so distractable lol#Gaster doesn't feel even a little bad asking favours lol casually waves it away as ''It needs to be done so it's fine''#Aren't you worried about being an inconvenience! No he's not lol#And obviously Alphys doesn't mind hehe ♪#Alphys is the best because basically no matter where you drop it in the timeline she's always going to be awkward and thirsty lol#They've known each other for a few months? They've known each other for a few years? Alphys will still swing-and-a-miss lol#She's really cute heck I gotta practice her more ♫ Curves! Love drawing curves#Really what were you expecting - why would he come out before he's dressed? This isn't his house it's not like he can just wander around#He brought everything in with him that he needed! Silly#If skeletons are fluffy do you suppose they shed? Would she find skeleton fuzz on one of her towels?
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mgu-h · 5 months ago
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lando nostalgia 21/? • grill the grid 2019 • carlando
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osteochondraldefect · 1 month ago
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Sweet reward for obeying commands
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nosnexus · 8 months ago
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Hi there, I love your FHJY episode drawings. I look forward to them after each one. I was wondering if you sell any? If so where could I get them? Thanks
Unfortunately I was informed that Dropout really doesn't want work of their IP sold, so I'm trying to find a good way to post to high res versions of the FHJY episode drawings, so if people wanted to print them out for themselves they can.
I'm trying to set up a Ko-Fi page to see if I can make them available for download for free and if you want to leave a tip, it would be at your own discretion :)
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k4pp4-8 · 7 months ago
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if you take requests can you draw the plaza kids as boxbots please I really love your art
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Bodega men become robodega men!!!!!
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120percents · 1 year ago
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i just think it’s so funny that zoro does not even wanna comment on the usokaya situation when usopp explicitly asks and he very pointedly looks away when they kiss and yet he proceeds to butt in every single time sanji flirts with a woman or implies he knows about romance to redirect attention back on himself like god i wonder where your interests lie…
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redrobin-detective · 1 year ago
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One of my favorite parts of  Zuko Joins The Gaang Early or other AUs where Zuko breaks free of his brainwashing earlier than in canon is Zuko’s shock at how easy-going and gleeful Iroh is about ‘suddenly’ turning traitor. The man has been committing high treason for gotta be years at this point but he’ll pretend otherwise up until the exact moment his nephew’s beliefs start to slip then he’s chugging that treason punch like nobody’s business.
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deoidesign · 1 year ago
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IF YOURE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME
TIME AFTER TIME
IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH YOU ILL BE WAITING
TIME AFTER TIME
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