#let my man piss

[awakentrashpanda]

This post made me think of something really stupid 

Moral of the story devsis should add toilets so my boy gingerbrave doesn’t have to go halfway across earthbread just to pee

[elrondss]

Thorin Oakenshield without a tummy is like an angel without its wings

[naturesass]

the key game

[twinstxrs]

severance s2 finale spoilers but the ending scene is making me crazy from an innie mark outie gemma perspective. mark probably thinks gemma already knows he’s severed and wants him to choose her anyways & gemma probably thinks the mark walking away from her is the one who was just kissing her. innie mark thinks she’s just another outie demanding his life for herself. gemma thinks her husband really did move on after all. i’m sick to my stomach oh my god.

[jangmi-latte]

FELLOW HONEST SHAKES

[wishchip106]

LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP

[royaltea000]

YO! Being a drawing, what’s there to be afraid of!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Game night ruined.

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[chrollohearttags]

I can have a million things stressing me out but I can never say a man is one of them God bless

[youhavethewrong]

So I saw this post

And someone added this comment

And like I'm sorry but you cannot be blaming the Mercator Projection for some journalist saying The Philippines is about as big as Rhode Island. Like that's the journalist's fault cuz first of all, it takes five seconds of googling.

Second of all, you're speaking on area sizes and you're using the Mercator Projection for comparison?? That's like if someone handed you the best windshield wiper fluid in the world and you used to brush your teeth. And then as a conclusion you said "we should set all windshield wiper fluid on fire" like!!! You're blaming the wrong thing here!! The Mercator Projection is really good at measuring distance between points, you're not SUPPOSED to use it for sizes, don't get angry at it!!

Thirdly, EVEN IN THE MERCATOR PROJECTION THE PHILIPPINES IS WAY BIGGER THAN RHODE ISLAND??

[whiplashmp3]

a man so fine he pisses you off

[librathefangirl]

moment i can't think about too much or i WILL find a way to kill the demon king all over again

[docmccoy]

I really really need severance fans to freshen up on the symptoms of a stroke vs a seizure, like for their own wellness and consideration at this point

[miguel-owhora]

hngg thinking about Micah Bell being a brat... Oh, he's being even more of an ass and irritating everyone? Think no more; you're dragging him away to your tent and pinning him to your chest as you just rawdog his pussy. You have his arms pinned behind his back, his blunt nails a phantom feeling on your wrist, have him muffled—though, it does little to muffle the groans that slip past his lips.

He can only stay quiet for so long, and he's startled when he sees Arthur's head poke in. They're both shocked, but you? You keep pounding away at his pussy, drilling your cockhead again his sweet spot, your hand coming down to rub against his swollen clit past his puffy lips and hairy bush. Micah shudders, involuntarily archs his back. You look over his shoulder and at Arthur, who stares, startled and flustered himself, chubbing in his jeans.

You tell him to bring the rest of the gang.

[ganondoodle]

Sorry ab the shitty English translations/localizations, it's bc they think that Americans won't get it otherwise (bc when we act stupid, we act REALLY stupid), our bad 💀

[wishchip106]

thinking about charles doing wheelies in his wheelchair

let him do cool tricks 😿