#lestat is a bitch

[feralforestgoblinn]

Clingy Lestat

(Inspired by The Landscape After Cruelty by kurtstiel on A03)

The uncensored scribbles are on Patreon

[demetriabooks]

S1e5

Claudia, my sweet, sweet home wrecker, you would absolutely ADORE Daniel Molloy!

Also, Lestat, if your adopted daughter/ fledgling screams at you about being forever a teenager and asks ‘which one of you is gonna fuck me’ , maybe don’t kick a dog when it’s down and tell her you prefer fuller bodies

[kanjichris]

[twobeesornottwobees]

claudia had to die because if she and daniel had met it would have been OVER for these bitches

[speckled-jim]

ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ʀᴇᴀʟ ʀᴀꜱʜɪᴅ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴊᴏʙ. ᴀ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴠɪᴇᴡ. ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡᴇᴅ ᴀ ꜰᴀʟʟᴇɴ ᴄᴀᴛʜᴏʟɪᴄ ᴀʀᴄʜʙɪꜱʜᴏᴘ, ꜰᴏᴜʀ ᴇɴʀᴏɴ ᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴘʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛꜱ… ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴅᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴅɪꜱɢᴜɪꜱᴇ.

ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪ��ᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴜᴍʙ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏꜱᴛᴜᴍᴇ -- ɢʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ, ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟᴇɴꜱᴇꜱ -- ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ…

ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ…

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʀɪꜱɪꜱ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘꜱ ᴀᴡᴀʏ…

ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀ ꜰʟᴀꜱʜ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ.

[wlwarhammer]

Lestat your mother never loved you. Armand you should kill yourself. Santiago you wish you had this much gay sex.

[rocks-in-my-vodka]

assad zaman went frm “oooh i hope i get this minor part :)” to “thE NAME!!! UN UTTERED IN OUR HOUSE F O R 2 3 YEARS SAID OVER AND O V E R AGAIN”

[justalittlechocolatemilkshake]

Louis "killing " Lestat by choosing Amand over him. He KNEW that the only thing worse than dying was to be left alone. AND THEN punishing Armand by basically saying, you are my consolation prize and I am only going to have you because it will KILL Lestat. Louis, you are that bad bitch. Revenge suits you so well.

[laniidae-passerine]

don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man

[prouvaireafterdark]

Armand next episode: “Lestat was resplendent in his fur lined red cloak, his golden curls cascading down to his shoulders in shimmering waves… and his depressed boyfriend was there too, with his stupid hair and boring clothes, a real “nothingburger” of a man, to use the common vernacular.”

[feralforestgoblinn]

*Add to list of things that should happen*

Uncensored on the ol Patreon

[demetriabooks]

Fuck clothes on the lawn, prepare for new breakup trend: coffin on the street broken into pieces!

FU Lestat~ Louis

[mister-brightside]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.07 I Could Not Prevent It

[sourweather]

Lestat telling Louis "I put you on this earth, your purpose is to enjoy yourself" only for Louis to live in misery for the next hundred years. Lestat being turned to be Magnus' heir, his legacy, only for Lestat to refuse to speak about him unless he absolutely has to. Claudia being turned so she could be Louis and Lestat's pet daughter only for her to fight endlessly to get away from Lestat and his influence. Madeline being turned to be Claudia's eternal companion only to die for loving her shortly after. Armand being Turned so that he can be an eternal, obedient plaything only for Armand to spend 500 years desperately trying to manipulate people and obsessively hoarding power and control. Daniel being turned out of spite and contempt only for him to take to vampirism joyfully and with fervor. Is this anything

[fanfictionroxs]

Armand's evil mastermind plan be like:

1. Imprison Lestat, torture him, starve him

2. Keep pretending to be Louis's boyfriend while planning his, Claudia and Madeleine's murder because he doesn't love me enough and I hate successful lesbians

3. Rehearse play with Lestat like old times

4. Kill Lestat's babies

5. Marry Lestat

6. Plan failed

7. New plan. Marry Louis

8. Plan failed

9. New plan. Marry Daniel

10. Plan successful. Third time's the charm!

[mossycakes]

iwtv has a lot of strengths, but the complexity of each character is completely astounding. every single one of them, lestat, louis, claudia and armand have done terrible things, and i can understand and empathise with the motivations and reasoning behind every single terrible decision. they all hurt each other in their own ways, they all have their own unhealed tragedy and weakness, and i love every single one of them so dearly. with no spoilers, this sort of characterisation is PERFECTED in episode 5. i genuinely dont think i could name a show that does complex characters quite like iwtc, because holy fuck man.