#length: 1-1.5 hours

[mistpodfics]

Kill Me With Desire written by jynx | @bluemaskedkarma A Star Wars: Clone Wars Podfic read by mistbornhero with a cover by @kittonafoxgirl for VoiceTeams

Everyone knows about the catastrophe known as Kenobi. He came with warnings, after all. Cody's first General warned him. Alpha-17 warned him. Kriff, even the man's former Padawan had warned him.

Podfic Length: 01:12:50 hours

[wangxianficrecs]

💙 Contingency Plan by krispy_kream

💙 Contingency Plan

by krispy_kream

M, 8k | 1,5h, Wangxian

Summary: “You’ll still love me when we’re old and ugly, right?” Wei Wuxian asks. “We’ll have each other while everyone else is busy with their kids and their dogs and annoying in-laws.” And Lan Wangji asks, "Why Wait?" Kay's comments: I don't have words, this story was just so incredibly funny and cute and it made me shriek in delight every other line. The absolute peak of idiots-to-lovers, never have I seen the trope written so well! Wangxian truly deserve each other! The way they get married for tax reasons and housing benefits and both just go: but we do this as friends obviously and my feelings will never be returned but that's fine because we're friends :) Just. Perfectionn. Also, the line in the excerpt about living with Wei Ying being like living with a pet is the best line ever period. Also, this story is also available as a podfic!! Excerpt: Living with Wei Ying is a lot like owning a pet. Not that Lan Wangji thinks of him as such, that would be inappropriate, but he demands attention in a similar fashion and Lan Wangji often finds him eating things he shouldn’t, so there are similarities. “I will cook,” Lan Wangji insists when he catches Wei Ying dipping doritos in cup noodles. “What, for both of us? You don’t have to do that—” Wei Ying tries, but Lan Wangji is already ripping open the fridge to keep himself from ripping the cup noodle from Wei Ying’s hand. “I seem to recall a contingency plan that involved me as acting housewife,” Lan Wangji says. “That wasn’t—!” Wei Ying splutters. “I didn’t say housewife.” “Mn,” Lan Wangji agrees with a small twist of amusement. “You used far more words.”

podfic available, podfic length: 1-1.5 hours, pov lan wangji, modern setting, modern no powers, idiots in love, getting together, marriage of convenience, friends to lovers, moving in together, marriage proposal, mutual pining, humor, fluff and humor

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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

[green-fifteen]

After scoring permission from one of my favorite authors, I present to you the first of (hopefully!) many The Witcher pods to come.

This one is a sweet little thing that nearly makes me cry at the end every time. I hope you enjoy!

Title: [Podfic] stee(re)d by @penandinkprincess

Duration: 01:02:47

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[quaranmine]

How long does that potion last?

Hi! Here's a guide I wrote for how long Minecraft potions last in approximation with real time. This is for Java edition only, and hopefully will be useful in stuff like fanfiction.

For reference, a full Minecraft day is 20 minutes in-game. That's 10 minutes of daytime, 3 minutes of dawn/dusk, and 7 minutes of night. I will be equating 10 minutes of daytime = 12 hours of a real-life day. I'm calculating this via comparing percentages, so let me know if I have messed up the math. Potion times are from the wiki and instant potions such as healing or harming are left out for obvious reasons.

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20-22 second potions: Potion of Slowness IV; Potion of the Turtle Master I and II; Potion of Poison II; Potion of Regeneration II

Lasts approximately 0.396 hours real-time, or 23 minutes and 46 seconds (for 20 seconds potion length)

40-45 second potions: Potion of Poison; Potion of the Turtle Master +; Potion of Regeneration

Lasts approximately 0.9 hours real-time, or 54 minutes (for 45 seconds potion length)

1.5 minute potions: Potion of Regeneration +; Potion of Swiftness II; Potion of Strength II; Potion of Leaping II; Potion of Slow Falling; Potion of Poison +; Potion of Weakness; Potion of Slowness

Lasts 1.8 hours real-time, or 1 hour and 48 minutes

3 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness; Potion of Fire Resistance; Potion of Night Vision; Potion of Strength; Potion of Leaping; Potion of Water Breathing; Potion of Invisibility

Lasts 3.6 hours real-time, or 3 hours and 36 minutes.

4 minute potions: Potion of Slow Falling +; Potion of Weakness +; Potion of Slowness +

Lasts 4.8 hours real-time, or 4 hours and 48 minutes.

5 minute potions: Potion of Luck

Lasts 6 hours real-time.

8 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness +; Potion of Fire Resistance +; Potion of Night Vision +; Potion of Strength +; Potion of Leaping +; Potion of Water Breathing +; Potion of Invisibility +

Lasts 9.6 hours real-time, or 9 hours and 36 minutes.

Tipped arrows, according to the wiki, last 1/8th the time of their corresponding potion if applicable. Since that might vary, I'm not going to calculate them all here.

Go forth and have fun writing! I wrote this post nearly 2 years ago, drafted it, and forgot about it. I hope it can be of some use for writers.

[lostsoulofdragon]

If I may share my headcanon on how Fae develop in the @valrayne-faeu by @antlered-prince and @owl-bones? Alright great, buckle up, this thing is 1171 words long

Below is a list of what might happen in which month of the ~1 yearlong transformation.

This is a general overview, and your own transformation does not have to perfectly follow this scheme. If any of the symptoms are delayed by more than two months, it is highly advised to see an experienced medic.

Possible event(s) per month:

1. //

2. //

3. Horns/Antlers start forming beneath skin

May cause strong headaches

Fur may grow on legs

Spine may start to elongate

Fur/Scales will sprout after you may feel a small lump

Fingernails may grow sharper

Primary wing-capsules begin forming, skin colored

Fur around wing-capsules may grow over time

4. Horns/Antlers break skin slowly

Feet may grow into paws/hooves

FAST DEVELOPEMENT, PAINFUL

Tail will continue to grow fur/scales and/or in length

Hair may start changing colors

Old hair color stays, but new grown hair may have a different color

Flower-lines may appear on your skin, do not be alarmed

Primary wing-capsules start changing color to main wing color

5. Horns/Antlers continue to grow

If Paws/Hooves formed, they continue developing

Tail may continue growing

Flower-lines may darken in color, and itch heavily- DO NOT DISTURB AREA

Primary wing-capsules continue changing color and growing until ~1.5 fists big

6. If Paws/Hooves formed they should be fully formed now

Ears will elongate, and may sharpen further during the next months

Flower-lines should start forming small flowers for the next months

Secondary wing-capsules may start developing, following the scheme of primary wing-capsules

7. If a long tail formed, it should be fully formed now

Skin on hands and forearms may change color

Secondary wing-capsules change color to main wing color

8. Skin on hands and forearms may start changing texture

Hands may feel stiff

Secondary wing-capsules continue changing color and growing until ~0.75 fists big

9. Horns/Antlers should be longer/wider than your hand by now

May continue growing, may stay the current length

Fingernails may become indistinguishable from hand if color and texture has changed

May itch/feel uncomfortable or disturbing

10. If hands & forearms recolored, they may start to become transparent

If feeling dry, keep the skin moist

If feeling to moist, keep the skin dry

If itching, wear gloves from cow-leather

If a tail has formed, it should be fully formed by now

Flower-lines should be fully covered in (closed) flowers now

Primary and Secondary wing capsules should have finished growing by now

Should feel itchy and/or dry- do not be alarmed, this is normal

11. If recoloration in hands and forearms, they should fully resemble a material now (Wood/Stone/Ice/Water/etc.)

If Flower-lines formed, flowers should open by now

12. Horns may gain a light reflection

Antlers may gain a fuzzy surface

Primary and secondary wing capsules should break open during sleep

Do not be alarmed if your wings seem pale, ruffled, or overly dry or moist, they will gain proper color, texture and stiffness after a few hours to a day

If beetle wings developed, shell will harden for two more months

If any of the month 4 symptoms appear, it is too late to leave the fae realm.

Further development:

First heat-stroke strikes after 1.5 years to ensure a full transformation before mating

When you learn to harness magic is entirely up to how much you are exposed to over the transformation- the more, the earlier you may start to feel the touch of it.

You are very likely to develop night vision if you reside in the winter realm more than two months a least during your transformation.

Your instincts may change to that of a fae/animal- which one is entirely unpredictable

You will develop the ability to take a person's name as soon as you have the slightest fiber of magic within your soul

Many fae have grown taller during transformation. This is does not necessarily happen.

Rarely there are ‘after symptoms’. These show only after 2-3 years and can reach from antennae, over chewing tools to second arm pairs or second pairs of thumbs. These symptoms are usually easily removed by medics, if requested.

Challenges/Discomforts during transformation and how to handle them appropriately:

Itches:

Can reach from light itching to full on rashes

Keep area cool and/or moist. If any of these treatments feel uncomfortable, DO NOT continue cooling/moisturizing

Pains:

Can have all levels of pain

Pain killers, soothing magic, warming and/or avoiding to put pressure on affected area might soothe the pain

If no symptoms have been recognized yet, and you are suffering from headaches, it is very likely to be your horns starting to form

If paws/hooves are developing, avoid walking long distances and keep them warm

Tingling:

Apply light pressure to areas via bandages

If no improvement, leave it b. It is magic settling in your body

Use of magic will worsen the condition

General discomfort:

Perfectly normal to feel uncomfortable during transformation

Soothing magic or satisfying a craving(if you have one) may help

Heat strokes and shivers:

May happen in all courts equally

If heatstroke:

Keep yourself cool

Drink more

You may ask a trusted fae to perform a long lasting cooling spell

Light exercise might help if you feel comfortable enough to do so

If shivers:

Avoid cold at all costs, as the risk of getting sick has been exponentially grown

Keep as warm as possible & comfortable

Rest

Flower-lines, Wing capsules, horns, tails:

Flower-lines: You may apply light pressure and wear clothing over your flower-lines, as long as comfortable. If uncomfortable, you may ask your medic for help- some flower-lines can be removed.

Wing capsules: It is advised to keep your wing capsules uncovered. If you do not feel uncomfortable when wearing clothing over them though, it is your choice to keep them covered or not. Keep your wing capsules warm to ensure a proper development.

Horns: Horns may hurt while growing. There is no sue in covering them up, as there are no nerves within them. They are made from the same material as human finger nails and hair.

Tail: If you develop a tail, there are many tailor shops that offer individually tailored clothing for folk with tails of all kinds. Short tail can be tugged away in wide pants, and if needed, you may wrap a long tail around your waist.

It is important to note that during transformation, your body settles with magic. This temporarily weakens your immune system as your body is using the energy to change its anatomy.

One of the most important things during transformation is to keep yourself comfortable, as stress if highly counterproductive to a calm transformation. There will be challenges, but having a trusted fae with you that is willing to help you is a good help to overcome such obstacles.

If you are feeling unsure of your transformation progress, do not compare yourself to other once-humans, as every transformation is unique.

It is advised to search the help of an experienced medic in case of uncertainty or sickness.

No idea how this turned from a headcanon to a fae-textbook-paragraph, but I hope you enjoyed my rambling =)

[wolf359radioclub]

wolf 359 relisten schedule

hi folks! we're excited to see so much interest in this listen/relisten club for wolf 359! we wanted to run another poll for some feedback on the schedule: originally we were thinking no more than an hour to an hour and a half of episodes each week and a week's break in between each season. what this would mean is that with an october 1st start date, the relisten would last all the way until the very beginning of august 2025! you can see the proposed schedule with episodes HERE.

while we think the pace of that schedule is best, it is, obviously, a pretty long time commitment. we wanted to gauge if that schedule was preferred or if folks would rather a more condensed schedule (with more episodes to listen to per week and/or a tighter schedule to listen to a season). this would shorten the relisten length and maybe keep folks on board, but also could mean that catching up is harder if anybody falls behind. any other ideas/questions are welcome!

[dice-sociation]

Girls Who Don’t DnD

Quick Info

Audio Quality: High-Quality Audio, Effects, Music. (Occasional fan-submitted recordings)

Vibes: Throne of Glass, Doctor Who, Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Princess and the Pauper

Extras: Patreon rewards, Discord Community with Book Club, and more!

System: 5e DnD

Campaign/ Show Length: Long Term Campaign

Average Episode time: 1.5 Hours (varies a bit)

Uploads 1 episode a month. 

Diversity: Majority Women

Platforms: Podcast, Audio Only. 

Number of Episodes This Review is based on: 30+ 

** If you want the TLDR, scroll to the bottom of the post **

Why Girls Who Don’t DnD?

How often have you said to yourself, “Man, I wish I could experience that for the first time again?” While we can’t reset your brain, you can live vicariously through the Girls Who Don’t D&D podcast. 

If you're looking for a podcast with relaxed gameplay, fantastic humor, great editing, and effects, you should read on to learn more. This wonderful adventure showcases the beautiful experience of watching three girls fall in love with Dungeons and Dragons (D&D). 

Starting the Pod

The podcast starts with Cory, the Dungeon Master (DM), explaining that he has invited three girls, Indy, Alana, and Stacey, who have never played D&D, into his world of Kalee with premade characters. If you, the listener, haven’t played before, you’ll learn a lot just from listening. Cory purposely doesn’t edit out explanations of how to play. I’m confident my experience was better because I was still learning to play the game myself as I started listening.

Right from the start you will hear how much work Cory puts into editing and pre-recording. He recruits people to voice-act for non-player characters (NPCs) or to play out memories or scenes. Some additions are just for the listeners, giving us a little extra information about the lore of the world. This includes the origin of magical artifacts, gods, and sometimes an NPC’s perspective that the players don’t get to hear.  It feels like listening to an audiobook and honestly, I think “booktok” would love Girls Who Don’t DnD. 

We learn that the three player characters, Freya, Kaa'Riin, and Morrigan, have lost their memories and need to recover them. The story and the discovery of who the player characters are and what happened to them work in tandem with the players themselves learning the game in a beautiful way. 

Power gamers and hardcore strategy? We don’t need that here. (Tosses book over shoulder). This group is made of story-tellers who usually choose to progress the narrative over strategy. At first, it's like watching Without A Recipe or the British Bake Off challenge where they have no clue what they are supposed to be making. This makes it all the more special when the players get more comfortable with the gameplay and more grounded in their characters. 

About the Team

Cory, "(who owns all the books but hasn't read them)"* completely absorbs the chaos the girls bring to the table and somehow also keeps them immersed in the story. He holds onto the rules of D&D loosely, letting his players use their abilities in different and unique ways. You still get full epic fights with no pulled punches, yet they feel more cinematic than the usual D&D grind. Outside of combat, Cory introduces challenging puzzles and encounters that present more opportunities for his players to think outside the mechanics of the game.

I adore Alana, Indy, and Stacy. I have some difficulty with telling their voices apart, but I never felt like that took away from my enjoyment of the show. Over time they develop their characters and have different play styles. They all have so much personality and bring their own flavor to the table. 

Indy, playing Freya the Rogue, has to be the most classic of first-time players, starting a little hack-and-slash happy, but eventually, she gets really into the strategy of the game. Freya is a cheeky scamp of a character and Indy leans naturally into the rogue class.  

Alana, playing Morrigan the Sorcerer, is usually the most sensible of the group. She is a leader in a way. There is so much more I want to say but I can't think of anything that isn't a big spoiler. Playing a sorcerer for your first time playing D&D is never easy, but Cory was able to ease her into the role and she runs with it.

Stacey, playing Kaa'Riin the Bearbarian (Druid with some Barbarian), has some epic combat moments. She can change from one animal to another without reverting to humanoid form, which deviates from traditional Druid rules. This decision, as well as other tweaks of the rules, help the pacing of the overall production. 

And sure, you're probably thinking their whole schtick is that they don't know D&D, so wouldn't it lose its charm after they get better? Absolutely not. Not even a little bit. This table is casual, silly, charming, and gripping. They make me feel like I am with my best friends playing our chaos gremlins together. 

A special shout to Mia Stegner (https://www.miastegner.com/) who composed and performed the opening and closing songs. It’s the cherry on top of this podcast sunday.

*Referenced from the Podcast Description. https://www.girlswhodontdnd.com/ 

About the world

“There is a saying among the good people of Kalee, when you know what is right, do what is right, and then deliver it all into the endless sea” From Episode 1: Throw it Into the Sea, Aug 16, 2021.

Cory presents a world both complex and informed by the player's choices and features some of the more bizarre parts of typical High Fantasy settings. 

There is just something so satisfying about learning the characters' backstories and how their stories are expertly baked in the many-layered cake that makes the world. Flavors include; wild magic, strange and whimsical characters, Evil Queens, “timey-wimey” stuff, super cute plans, snails, Gods, magic crystals, trapped souls, and Alan (the real star of the later episodes).

Extras

There are so many Patreon perks! You get behind-the-scenes talks, recipes from Indy, DMing tips, Lana's book reviews, and more! You can also join their Discord server where Cory is pretty active and they encourage community gaming and have a book club.

TL;DR: 

This podcast is about girls learning to play D&D using premade characters with amnesia. The girls learning to play parallels the story’s progression as they regain memories. 

Reliving the experience of learning to play for the first time all over again. 

Loosely follows the rules of 5e to keep the pacing up.

DM Cory recruits people to voice act for NPCs or to play out memories or scenes. Some additions are just for the listeners, giving us a little extra information about the lore of the world.

It's a little hard to tell the girls apart, but I don’t think it takes away from my enjoyment at all. 

Wild magic, strange and whimsical characters, Evil Queens, “timey-wimey” stuff, super cute plans, snails, Gods, magic crystals, trapped souls, and Alan. 

DM Cory presents a world both complex and informed by the player's choices and features some of the more bizarre parts of typical High Fantasy settings.

Special thanks to Artax of Who's Taking Watch for helping with editing!

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[the-seelie-court-official]

had a voucher for a free turkey, got the turkey, helped my gf make the turkey, it's the best turkey ive ever had we might be the best to ever done it

here's how we did it

dry brine the turkey for 1.5 days (turkey was already defrosted. we put the turkey in a big oven-safe glass dish and then put That on a bigger metal tray for spill-proofing, put salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion power, paprika, chili powder, and cayenne all over the raw turkey, wash hands. put in fridge)

put the stuffing in the turkey (made turkey stuffing from a box- stove top is the brand name i think. we also put in two bundles of green onion, a whole bulb of mashed garlic, most of a yellow onion (chopped into 16'ths), and a good handful of baby carrots. woulda put celery in there if we had any but we didnt. wash hands)

poured melted butter over the turkey (1.5 sticks of butter, with salt, garlic salt, garlic powder, basil, oregano, paprika, and chili powder melted in a saucepan then spread generously over the turkey with a brush. only use 1/2 or 1/3 of the butter on this step. wash hands)

turkey in 325 F oven for ~2 hours

turkey out of oven, poured the rest of the butter over it (be careful not to over fill the glass dish. wash hands)

put tin foil over turkey (to keep in moisture. two strips, plenty of extra length, dont cheap out here it's very important. wash hands)

turkey back in oven until internal thermometer says it's done (depends on weight of turkey and several other factors, for our 22-lb turkey in a rather old and leaky oven it took another 2.5-3ish hours)

yaaaay turkey (you can pour the juice at the bottom into that butter saucepan from earlier, put it on low-medium heat, slowly add flour (sift if you can) until it's the consistency you prefer for gravy. because that's gravy. yaaaay gravy. wash hands. keep foil over the turkey when you store it in the fridge (preferably within 3 hours of its completed cook time))

[ahcoffeebeans2]

Here are some fun numbers for the show!

PALISADE is currently 67 hours, 27 minutes, and fifty seconds - or 2 days, 19 hours, 27 minutes, and 50 seconds

The Road to Palisade was 65 hours, 17 minutes, and twelve seconds - or 2 days, 17 hours, and twelve seconds

That means PALISADE overtook The Road to Palisade 1 hour, 7 minutes, and 18 seconds into "PALISADE 29: Honesty and Integrity, Pt. 2." If you wanna listen back, something very funny happened at that exact moment!

Currently, the precise "middle" of PALISADE was 1 hour, 17 minutes, and 2 seconds into "PALISADE 15: Upon Our Grace pt. 2" - another fun moment in PALISADE!

If the next episode is longer than 1.5 hours, then the total length of PALISADE will reach 69 hours so far - nice!

I calculated all of this using the in-built audio length counter in Strawberry - an open-source music organization program. the math was all me, so there might be some mistakes here and there.

spoilers below...

we passed the road at the exact moment when the table decided to teleport Brnine away from the scene of the crime after assassinating the Princept... AND the exact half of Palisade was Sylvi's "Kingdom Hearts" joke before meeting Grand Mag.

fucking wild

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Wild Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes

Also known by the nicknames the Texas diamondback rattlesnake, the adobe snake, and the buzz tail, to name a few, the western diamondback rattlesnake (Crotalus atrox) is found throughout the southwestern United States and northern Mexico. This species is one of the iconic symbols of the region, and particularly of the deserts and scrublands in which it lives.

C. atrox has several features that distinguish it from its eastern relative. The western diamondback is slightly smaller, reaching a length of 1.5 m (4.9 ft) and a weight of 6.7 kg (14.7 lbs) at full maturity. They are also lighter in color, typically sporting tan, blueish gray, or pink scales with a darker diamond pattern along the body which gives the species its common name. Lastly, the face has white markings around the eyes and nostrils, and the tail below the rattle is white with black bands. Males and females appear similar; the most reliable way to tell the difference is by the tail. Male tails are thicker, longer, and taper gradually from the body, while female tails narrow abruptly at the base of the body.

The rattle itself is a unique feature of rattlesnakes. It is made of a series of hollow keratin chambers. When a rattlesnake is threatened, a set of muscles at the base of the tail constrict and cause the keratin chambers to vibrate against each other to produce a rattling sound. These muscles move incredibly fast, at about 50 times a second, and a rattle can be sustained for up to three hours-- not that most animals stick around that long. This rattle is present at birth as a tiny 'button', but juveniles are unable to rattle until their first molt, when a second segment is added. Rattlesnakes continue to add segments at each molt throughout their lives, but it's not uncommon for the top segments to become loose and fall off over time.

Mating for the western diamondback rattlesnake occurs in the fall and spring, from October to March. During the winter, individuals hibernate in abandoned burrows or under rocks, though some may emerge prematurely to seek out mates. Once they locate a female, males engage in an elaborate courtship ritual in which they chase the female, 'dance' in front of her, and fight other rival males. If the female is receptive, copulation can last for several hours. Following a successful mating encounter, females gestate for 167 days. Rattlesnakes are ovoviviparous, meaning that the female incubates her eggs inside her body and then gives birth to live young. After hatching, juveniles only stay with their mother a few hours before striking out on their own. Individuals reach maturity at three years old, and can live to be as old as 25.

Due to their venomous defence, C. atrox has few terrestrial predators. Their primary threats come from hawks, eagles, wild turkeys, and roadrunners, the latter of which have specifically evolved to hunt rattlesnakes. In contrast, the western diamondback rattlesnake has a broad appetite and hunts a variety of rodents, birds, and lizards. They are ambush predators, able to detect their prey through smell and heat. Rattlesnakes have a 'pit' on each side of their heads that contain a heat-sensing organ; this organ is so sensitive that an individual can detect prey only 1/10 of a degree warmer than its background.

Of the rattlesnake species, the western diamondback is considered one of the more aggressive, and is responsible for a majority of the snake bites in the United States. Its venom can be fatal to humans, partially due to the large amount of venom delivered in a single bite. However, C. atrox does not seek out human encounters, and only strikes when cornered. Antivenom for this species is available, and if administered soon after being bitten the recovery rate for victims is quite high.

Conservation status: The IUCN has designated the western diamondback rattlesnake as Least Concern. This species is heavily hunted throughout its range, both for its perceived threat to humans, and for its valuable meat and skin.

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[thewillowoaklady]

The listings are live!

This is available on Ebay, Etsy, and Facebook Marketplace.

Here's the description for it.

A unique handmade sea themed suncatcher windchime. 

Suncatchers and windchimes are a personal favorite and I wanted to make some. This one is vibrant and fun. It's perfect for anyone who loves ocean themes. The sun catches the glass, shiny wire, and gems perfectly. The wooden pieces at the bottom make a gentle sound in the wind. It's large enough to hang in almost any window or porch. 

Product Details-

Total length while hanging- approximately 36 inches

Total width of the hanging stick- approximately 18.5 inches

String length (longest)- approximately 26 inches

Weight- Approximately 1.5 pounds

Number of strings- 9

Time spent crafting- approximately 24 hours over the span of a week.

Materials- 

1 maple branch fallen naturally from a local maple tree. 

Rope for hanging.

Burlap net ribbon.

Silver plated sea green copper wire.

Various metal jump rings.

Crimp beads 

9 polished agate slices wrapped in the wire. 

1 colored agate slice. 

4 hand polished natural quartz spires wrapped in wire. 

Small conch shells

Blue dyed quartzite, blue dyed quartz, multi colored jasper, green aventurine, rose quartz, citrine, lapis, red agate, and  turquoise gem chips.

Turquoise colored stone starfish and sand dollar beads.

Red dyed bamboo coral beads.

Fluorocarbon nylon clear fishing line

9 mini glass bottles wrapped in wire, filled with sparkling mica rich native sand. 

Colorful glass fish beads.

Colorful frosted glass beads. 

Colorful crackle glass beads. 

4 hand carved sea creatures made from reclaimed wood and painted with glitter infused blue paint.

[mistpodfics]

All fae-n and games: Faerie the hatchet written by oliviaandersonisntmyrealnamelol | @olivia-anderson-fanfic A Batman Podfic read by mistbornhero for pod-o-ween

Rule number 6: Do not, under any circumstances, make a deal with them. They will ALWAYS get the upper hand. It was the longest, and therefore likely the most important. The one that you were supposed to listen to. The one that, if nothing else, you should make sure to follow. This had been defaced. Or: Fae!Bruce is lonely, but then a newly orphaned boy stumbles into his clearing asking for a deal. It’s Free Son.

Podfic Length: 01:02:31 hours

🎃👻spoooky/halloweeny playlist:🔮tumblr🔮neocities🔮 👻🎃

[ao3feed-sambucky]

everything's weird and we're always in danger

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/sXecWpF by Abraxas It's entirely Sam's fault that Bucky's first thought on realizing he’s been captured by vampires is: well, these guys aren't part of the big three. His second thought is: if vampires have been a thing all this time and no one fucking told me, I'm going to be so pissed. What the fuck else is real? Fairies? Wolfmen? Goddamn Sasquatch??   Bucky gets kidnapped by vampires, or maybe it's a surprise family reunion instead. When Sam comes to the rescue, Bucky has to think fast to keep himself from being turned into a vampire, and to keep Sam safe in a castle full of vampires too. So naturally he decides that they should pretend to be married. If Sam's family too, and if Bucky and Sam have a beautiful love story, Great Uncle Yakov will have to let them go, safe and unvampired, right? Words: 8, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 14 of Adventures in Podficcing Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Blade|Eric Brooks Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson Additional Tags: Post-The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV) Season 1, Vampires, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Bucky's surprise vampire great uncle, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/sXecWpF

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Finished up my holiday project last night (nobody look at the date...)

For your listening pleasure, here is:

[Podfic] Please don't touch the Vulcans by @museaway

Summary: The "yes" is out of Jim's mouth before he can think about it.

Length: 01:59:34

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This is a really sweet one that found me again as I was thinking about what to make for Christmas, falling into my lap like a holiday miracle. I hope you enjoy!

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Sineala Stony Podfic List

One of my minor beefs with AO3 is that’s there’s no good way to search for works inspired by a specific author. So if, for instance, you want to find all the podfic readings of fics written by a favorite author (@sineala) for a favorite ship (stevetony) you’ve got to do some digging.

Or rather, I had to do some digging and now you can sit back and enjoy the fruits of my labor. There’s 33 podfics on this list, so plenty to choose from!

All-Time Low read by AudioSilks (@whenas-in-silks) (Length: 1.5-2 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: Tony's lost his company to Obadiah Stane. He's lost it all: his money, his friends, his Avengers team... and his sobriety. Drunk, homeless, Tony is living on the streets, and when he runs out of liquor money, he sells the only thing he has left: his body. And one day, he has the exact wrong customer.

Backhand read by Cathalinareads (@cathalinaheart) (Length: 10-20 Minutes, Explicit)

Summary: Tony always knows what Steve needs, even before Steve does. But just because Steve needs something doesn't mean he likes needing it -- especially when what he needs is to hit Tony.

All the rest are below the cut!

Breaking Point (The Abort, Retry, Fail Remix) read by watery_weasel (Length: 20-30 Minutes, Mature)

Summary: Here's a fact about Captain America that the entire world knows now: the last thing he did was commit murder.

Convention Exclusive read by cookiemom6067 (@cookiemom6067) (Length: 10-20 Minutes, General Audiences)

Summary: "I'm interested in commissioning a sketch," Iron Man said. He leaned forward, edging into Steve's personal space, splaying his gauntleted hands on the table. "I'd like you to draw me wearing only a tiny thong, with Captain America staring at my nearly-naked body in horror." (Or: Steve Rogers, former artist for the Captain America comics, is signing autographs at a comics convention when he meets his biggest fan. Not an AU.)

Do It Over read by miss_marina95 (@missmarina95) (Length: 20-30 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: The last words your soulmate says to you are written on your skin, and you won't know who they are until they die. The thing is, Steve and Tony die a lot.

Follow in Your Footsteps read by paraka (@paraka) (Length: 45-60 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: When Tony is twelve, his soulmate's name appears on his wrist. Unfortunately, it's hard to find out anything at all about Steve Rogers. It turns out there's a reason for that.

Get Some Now read by where_thewind_blows (@flowersthroughthecracks) (Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: Avengers Mansion has a mysterious feline infestation. Meanwhile, Steve just can't figure out how to ask Tony out on a date. And the thirteen teleporting cats sure aren't helping matters any.

Heart Covered in Smoke read by GoLBPodfics (@godoflaundrybaskets) (Length: 10-20 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: And now Tony's standing here, at the end of the world, and Steve's coming to kill him. Honestly, he can't think of a better way to go.

Hidden Facets read by cookiemom6067 (@cookiemom6067) (Length: 20-30 Minutes, Mature)

Summary: The weirdest consequence of Tony's unexpected telepathy is not the fact that he now knows Steve has secret gay fantasies. It's not even the fact that Tony has a starring role in them. That's absolutely fine. Better than fine, even. But what Tony can't figure out is why all of Steve's secret gay fantasies about him are so goddamn sad.

How to Date a Robot read by crawfishing (Length: 5-6 Hours, Mature)

Summary: How do you date a robot? Even the twenty-first century doesn't have the answers to every question. Steve will have to figure this one out for himself -- after he politely rebuffs Mr. Stark's interest, of course. Sure, Mr. Stark is handsome, but Steve would rather be with his bodyguard. So when Iron Man agrees to go on a date with Steve, Steve couldn't be happier. He loves Iron Man with all of his heart, and their relationship rapidly grows serious. But why does Mr. Stark hate Iron Man so much? And why in the world is Mr. Stark trying to tear Steve and Iron Man apart?

Job Satisfaction read by The_Casual_Sounds (@the-casual-cheesecake) (Length: 20-30 Minutes, Explicit)

Summary: When Steve can't handle his work with the Secret Avengers, he has a rather unconventional arrangement with Tony to help relieve his stress. It almost works.

The Law Runneth Forward and Back read by RsCreighton (@rosecreighton) (Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: It's been three weeks since Tony saved Steve's life at Mount Rushmore, and they're not talking about it. It's going to drive Tony insane. But they've got bigger problems, because Nightshade has turned Steve into a werewolf. Again. And all Steve seems to want is to be near Tony.

Like a Comet Streaming On read by RsCreighton (@rosecreighton) (Length: 3.5-4 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: Tony escapes Afghanistan with a functioning Iron Man suit and a perfectly normal heart. He even manages to bring Ho Yinsen home safely at his side. But he may as well have lost everything... because his wolfbrother is dead. Six months later, the Avengers find Captain America, frozen in ice, miraculously alive. Everything and everyone Steve has ever known is gone -- except his wolfsister, the recipient of the lupine version of the super-soldier serum, who was frozen in his arms. Tony has everything but his wolf. Steve has only his wolf. This is how their lives fit together.

Love Across the Multiverse read by Cathalinareads (@cathalinaheart) (Length: 1.5-2 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: Mojo presents: Love Across the Multiverse! In tonight's episode, a battle-hardened supersoldier finds himself drawn to his handsome, genius teammate! It's an agonizing duel between his long-held beliefs and the secret passions of his heart! Will true love conquer all? There's only one way to find out! Don't miss the highlight of the season! (Viewer discretion is advised. Mojoworld residents who do not vote for their favorite participants of the season will be summarily sent to the arena. All hail Mojo.)

Mercy in You read by Pywren (@phyrrhicvictory) (Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Mature)

Summary: When Tony comes back from a very bad D/s date, in pain and abandoned by his dom, Steve offers to help Tony out and give him all the aftercare he so desperately needs.

More Than Skin Deep read by AudioSilks (@whenas-in-silks) (Length: 20-30 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: Tony can just about accept the fact that he and Steve were kidnapped and replaced by Skrulls for three months. But what he can't figure out is why none of the Avengers noticed. And what he really can't figure out is why none of their teammates will tell them what the Skrulls did while they were gone.

Never Too Late For Love read by Cathalinareads (@cathalinaheart) (Length: 10-15 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: Steve has always believed that a soulbond is a blessing -- a rare and beautiful miracle, joining the thoughts and feelings of two people forever, from the first time they touch. Steve knows he's not going to be one of the lucky ones. He knows Gail isn't his soulmate. But he loves her, even if they're not soulmates, and he's going to do right by her. After the war's over, he's going to marry her, and they're going to settle down. They'll buy a house. They'll have children. He'll see his family again. Maybe Bucky will live next door. It's going to be a good life. He doesn't need a soulbond. He'll be fine without one. Then Steve wakes up sixty years in the future to find that his wonderful life has moved on without him. His family is long dead. His fiancée married his best friend. And the only purpose he has left is leading the Ultimates, a misbegotten team of superheroes with flaws too numerous to count. Steve hates everything about the future -- but most of all he detests Tony, flashy and flirtatious, who embodies everything Steve hates about a world he never wanted to live in. And, oh, yeah, Steve has a soulmate after all: Tony fucking Stark.

The Ninth Step read by cookiemom6067 (@cookiemom6067) (Length: 20-30 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: Steve hasn't seen Tony since he was rescuing him, drunk, from a burning building. But Tony's sober now, he's at Steve's door, and he wants to make amends. Though maybe "want" isn't exactly the right word for it.

Nothing Pure Enough read by grrreed_pods (Length: 10-20 Minutes, Mature)

Summary: You shouldn't be able to develop a Hanahaki fixation on someone you've never met who's been dead for decades. But Tony has always been special.

The Opposite of a Problem read by exmanhater (Length: 10-20 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: "I promise to love, honor, and probably not obey you, and, uh, take you as my totally-unlawfully-wedded husband, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, until death do us part, or for at least the next seventy-two hours." (Or: Tony and Steve get fake-married for the sake of the mission.)

Plus One read by stuckwithyou (Length: 10-20 Minutes, General Audiences)

Summary: Tony wants Steve to accompany him to a gala. They're not together. Tony doesn't seem to think this is a problem, but he doesn't know about Steve's feelings for him. And Steve's certainly not going to tell him.

A Real Boy read by M_Samro (@msamro) (Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: When Steve shows up for the Avengers' team meeting, he quickly discovers that the version of Tony in attendance this week is the artificial intelligence. But Tony is still Tony, the man Steve has loved for years, and him being a hologram doesn't stop the two of them from falling for each other. They just have a few kinks to work out.

Right All My Wrongs read by Amanita_Fierce (@amanita-fierce) (Length: 0-10 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: Tony needs to clean up his act. Fury has a suggestion. Steve has a proposal.

Scars and Stitches read by Cathalinareads (@cathalinaheart) (Length: 10-20 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: When Tony shows up to SHIELD to be fitted with the Iron Man armor, Steve, the original Iron Man, is there to help him out.

Slipping off the Page into your Hands read by RsCreighton (@rosecreighton) (Length: 7-10 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: Soulmates have their first words to each other written on their wrists. This should make it easy. For Steve and Tony, it is anything but. Steve's problem is that the future he has awoken into is nothing he was ever expecting: he has a soulmate now. Who might be a robot. And if his soulmate is Iron Man, how can he be so attracted to Tony Stark? It should be impossible. Tony's problem is that he is Iron Man, his soulmate is a man whom he in no way deserves, and he is going to fight everything in his heart and do his best to make sure Steve never, ever finds out the whole truth.

So Far Away From Me read by cookiemom6067 (@cookiemom6067) (Length: 20-30 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: Captain America has a new hotline, and Tony is a frequent caller -- but for a very unusual reason.

Straight on till Morning read by M_Samro (@msamro) (Length: 10-15 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: Tony Stark resigned his commission in Starfleet five years ago, after a disastrous away mission, and he swore he'd never go back. He just wants to be left alone to build warp engines in peace. But the universe has more in store for him than that, as he discovers when Admiral Fury comes to him with an offer he could never have expected and cannot possibly refuse: first officer and chief engineer aboard the all-new USS Avenger, a starship of Tony's own design. What's more, the Avenger's captain is Steve Rogers, hero of the Earth-Romulan War. Believed dead for over a century, Steve is miraculously alive... and very, very attractive. But nothing is ever easy for Tony. As he wrestles with his secret desire for his new captain and his not-so-dormant fears, another mission starts to go wrong, and Tony becomes aware that Steve has secrets of his own -- and the truth could change everything.

Sucker Punch read by IronAudio (@ironlawyer) (Length: 2-2.5 Hours, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: Steve never quite warms to Tony Stark, Avengers benefactor. The Molecule Man never strips Iron Man out of his armor. Life goes on for the Avengers, but as disagreements split the team -- and Shellhead and Winghead -- again and again, Steve wonders why Iron Man always picks Tony over him. And when Steve finds out, it happens in the worst way possible.

To Make Much of Time read by paraka (@paraka) (Length: 2-2.5 Hours, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: When Iron Man rejects Steve's romantic advances, Steve is disappointed, but of course he understands -- Iron Man's secret identity is important. But when a portal opens and Tony Stark crashes into their midst from twelve years in the future, Steve starts to suspect that there are more secrets here than he can even begin to comprehend, and neither Iron Man nor Tony are providing any answers.

Veridicality read by hopelesse (Length: 10-20 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: When Steve is accidentally exposed to a truth serum, Tony learns that Steve has been keeping a lot of feelings hidden.

Wish Fulfillment read by hopelesse (Length: 10-20 Minutes, Mature)

Summary: When Steve hears that Tony is alive again, he does what any Supreme Hydra would do: he captures Tony. Unfortunately for him, it's not the right Tony.

Wonders of the World (The Keep Me Safe from Harm Remix) read by Pywren (@phyrrhicvictory) (Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Explicit)

Summary: Steve, America's top cop, meets Tony, in the middle of launching Resilient, in a hotel room in Seattle. There, Steve finds unexpected comfort in Tony's presence. It wasn't supposed to be an assignation. But then, a snowstorm wasn't supposed to strand them together, either.

Your Name on Every Wall read by The_Casual_Sounds (@the-casual-cheesecake) (Length: 2-2.5 Hours, Teen And Up Audiences)

Summary: The Time Gem throws Steve into the past rather than the future, and in doing so, it gives him the opportunity to undo his past mistakes. But when it turns out that all of his mistakes involve Tony Stark, Steve begins to wonder if he's ever going to be able to mend things between them.

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Phases of the Moon, by Teeelsie, (podfic)

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/59861206

by cookiemom6067

It’s Clint’s 8th soul mark Flare and, to be honest, he’s kinda done with the whole thing. That’s what he tries to tell himself anyway. He might actually be able to convince himself it's true, if this time he didn't have Bucky Barnes' red star over his heart.

Podfic of Phases of the Moon by Teeelsie.

Words: 9, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Winterhawk - Fandom, Hawkeye (Comics), Fraction Hawkeye - Fandom, Marvel

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, The rest of the Avengers make an appearance

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton

Additional Tags: Soul Bond, Secret relationship (of a sort), Some angst, Clint Barton Needs a Hug, fraction!hawkeye, my attempt at it anyway, winterhawk - Freeform, Hurt/Comfort, Lucky in potential peril, But don't worry - he's fine, Awesome Bucky Barnes, Deaf Clint Barton, BAMF Clint Barton, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, screen-reader friendly, Podfic, Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Download

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59861206