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Kill Me With Desire written by jynx | @bluemaskedkarma A Star Wars: Clone Wars Podfic read by mistbornhero with a cover by @kittonafoxgirl for VoiceTeams
Everyone knows about the catastrophe known as Kenobi. He came with warnings, after all. Cody's first General warned him. Alpha-17 warned him. Kriff, even the man's former Padawan had warned him.
Podfic Length: 01:12:50 hours
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💙 Contingency Plan by krispy_kream
💙 Contingency Plan
by krispy_kream
M, 8k | 1,5h, Wangxian
Summary: “You’ll still love me when we’re old and ugly, right?” Wei Wuxian asks. “We’ll have each other while everyone else is busy with their kids and their dogs and annoying in-laws.” And Lan Wangji asks, "Why Wait?" Kay's comments: I don't have words, this story was just so incredibly funny and cute and it made me shriek in delight every other line. The absolute peak of idiots-to-lovers, never have I seen the trope written so well! Wangxian truly deserve each other! The way they get married for tax reasons and housing benefits and both just go: but we do this as friends obviously and my feelings will never be returned but that's fine because we're friends :) Just. Perfectionn. Also, the line in the excerpt about living with Wei Ying being like living with a pet is the best line ever period. Also, this story is also available as a podfic!! Excerpt: Living with Wei Ying is a lot like owning a pet. Not that Lan Wangji thinks of him as such, that would be inappropriate, but he demands attention in a similar fashion and Lan Wangji often finds him eating things he shouldn’t, so there are similarities. “I will cook,” Lan Wangji insists when he catches Wei Ying dipping doritos in cup noodles. “What, for both of us? You don’t have to do that—” Wei Ying tries, but Lan Wangji is already ripping open the fridge to keep himself from ripping the cup noodle from Wei Ying’s hand. “I seem to recall a contingency plan that involved me as acting housewife,” Lan Wangji says. “That wasn’t—!” Wei Ying splutters. “I didn’t say housewife.” “Mn,” Lan Wangji agrees with a small twist of amusement. “You used far more words.”
podfic available, podfic length: 1-1.5 hours, pov lan wangji, modern setting, modern no powers, idiots in love, getting together, marriage of convenience, friends to lovers, moving in together, marriage proposal, mutual pining, humor, fluff and humor
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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)
#Wangxian Fic Rec#The Untamed#Wangxian#MDZS#Kay's Favorite#Kay's Rec#March 2024#Contingency Plan#krispy_kream#Mature#short fic <15k#podfic available#podfic length: 1-1.5 hours#pov lan wangji#modern setting#modern no powers#idiots in love#getting together#marriage of convenience#friends to lovers#moving in together#marriage proposal#mutual pining#humor#fluff and humor
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After scoring permission from one of my favorite authors, I present to you the first of (hopefully!) many The Witcher pods to come.
This one is a sweet little thing that nearly makes me cry at the end every time. I hope you enjoy!
Title: [Podfic] stee(re)d by @penandinkprincess
Duration: 01:02:47
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#horse girls please interact#fifteen#green-fifteen#fifteen podfic#penandinkprincess#the witcher#geraskier#geralt/jaskier#horses#roach#podfic length: 1 1.5 hours#audio format: mp3#audio format: m4b#audio format: streaming
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How long does that potion last?
Hi! Here's a guide I wrote for how long Minecraft potions last in approximation with real time. This is for Java edition only, and hopefully will be useful in stuff like fanfiction.
For reference, a full Minecraft day is 20 minutes in-game. That's 10 minutes of daytime, 3 minutes of dawn/dusk, and 7 minutes of night. I will be equating 10 minutes of daytime = 12 hours of a real-life day. I'm calculating this via comparing percentages, so let me know if I have messed up the math. Potion times are from the wiki and instant potions such as healing or harming are left out for obvious reasons.
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20-22 second potions: Potion of Slowness IV; Potion of the Turtle Master I and II; Potion of Poison II; Potion of Regeneration II
Lasts approximately 0.396 hours real-time, or 23 minutes and 46 seconds (for 20 seconds potion length)
40-45 second potions: Potion of Poison; Potion of the Turtle Master +; Potion of Regeneration
Lasts approximately 0.9 hours real-time, or 54 minutes (for 45 seconds potion length)
1.5 minute potions: Potion of Regeneration +; Potion of Swiftness II; Potion of Strength II; Potion of Leaping II; Potion of Slow Falling; Potion of Poison +; Potion of Weakness; Potion of Slowness
Lasts 1.8 hours real-time, or 1 hour and 48 minutes
3 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness; Potion of Fire Resistance; Potion of Night Vision; Potion of Strength; Potion of Leaping; Potion of Water Breathing; Potion of Invisibility
Lasts 3.6 hours real-time, or 3 hours and 36 minutes.
4 minute potions: Potion of Slow Falling +; Potion of Weakness +; Potion of Slowness +
Lasts 4.8 hours real-time, or 4 hours and 48 minutes.
5 minute potions: Potion of Luck
Lasts 6 hours real-time.
8 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness +; Potion of Fire Resistance +; Potion of Night Vision +; Potion of Strength +; Potion of Leaping +; Potion of Water Breathing +; Potion of Invisibility +
Lasts 9.6 hours real-time, or 9 hours and 36 minutes.
Tipped arrows, according to the wiki, last 1/8th the time of their corresponding potion if applicable. Since that might vary, I'm not going to calculate them all here.
Go forth and have fun writing! I wrote this post nearly 2 years ago, drafted it, and forgot about it. I hope it can be of some use for writers.
#mcyt#mcytblr#hermitcraft#minecraft#<- because idk the maintag mc people may have interest in potion times too#save
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If I may share my headcanon on how Fae develop in the @valrayne-faeu by @antlered-prince and @owl-bones? Alright great, buckle up, this thing is 1171 words long
Below is a list of what might happen in which month of the ~1 yearlong transformation.
This is a general overview, and your own transformation does not have to perfectly follow this scheme. If any of the symptoms are delayed by more than two months, it is highly advised to see an experienced medic.
Possible event(s) per month:
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2. //
3. Horns/Antlers start forming beneath skin
May cause strong headaches
Fur may grow on legs
Spine may start to elongate
Fur/Scales will sprout after you may feel a small lump
Fingernails may grow sharper
Primary wing-capsules begin forming, skin colored
Fur around wing-capsules may grow over time
4. Horns/Antlers break skin slowly
Feet may grow into paws/hooves
FAST DEVELOPEMENT, PAINFUL
Tail will continue to grow fur/scales and/or in length
Hair may start changing colors
Old hair color stays, but new grown hair may have a different color
Flower-lines may appear on your skin, do not be alarmed
Primary wing-capsules start changing color to main wing color
5. Horns/Antlers continue to grow
If Paws/Hooves formed, they continue developing
Tail may continue growing
Flower-lines may darken in color, and itch heavily- DO NOT DISTURB AREA
Primary wing-capsules continue changing color and growing until ~1.5 fists big
6. If Paws/Hooves formed they should be fully formed now
Ears will elongate, and may sharpen further during the next months
Flower-lines should start forming small flowers for the next months
Secondary wing-capsules may start developing, following the scheme of primary wing-capsules
7. If a long tail formed, it should be fully formed now
Skin on hands and forearms may change color
Secondary wing-capsules change color to main wing color
8. Skin on hands and forearms may start changing texture
Hands may feel stiff
Secondary wing-capsules continue changing color and growing until ~0.75 fists big
9. Horns/Antlers should be longer/wider than your hand by now
May continue growing, may stay the current length
Fingernails may become indistinguishable from hand if color and texture has changed
May itch/feel uncomfortable or disturbing
10. If hands & forearms recolored, they may start to become transparent
If feeling dry, keep the skin moist
If feeling to moist, keep the skin dry
If itching, wear gloves from cow-leather
If a tail has formed, it should be fully formed by now
Flower-lines should be fully covered in (closed) flowers now
Primary and Secondary wing capsules should have finished growing by now
Should feel itchy and/or dry- do not be alarmed, this is normal
11. If recoloration in hands and forearms, they should fully resemble a material now (Wood/Stone/Ice/Water/etc.)
If Flower-lines formed, flowers should open by now
12. Horns may gain a light reflection
Antlers may gain a fuzzy surface
Primary and secondary wing capsules should break open during sleep
Do not be alarmed if your wings seem pale, ruffled, or overly dry or moist, they will gain proper color, texture and stiffness after a few hours to a day
If beetle wings developed, shell will harden for two more months
If any of the month 4 symptoms appear, it is too late to leave the fae realm.
Further development:
First heat-stroke strikes after 1.5 years to ensure a full transformation before mating
When you learn to harness magic is entirely up to how much you are exposed to over the transformation- the more, the earlier you may start to feel the touch of it.
You are very likely to develop night vision if you reside in the winter realm more than two months a least during your transformation.
Your instincts may change to that of a fae/animal- which one is entirely unpredictable
You will develop the ability to take a person's name as soon as you have the slightest fiber of magic within your soul
Many fae have grown taller during transformation. This is does not necessarily happen.
Rarely there are ‘after symptoms’. These show only after 2-3 years and can reach from antennae, over chewing tools to second arm pairs or second pairs of thumbs. These symptoms are usually easily removed by medics, if requested.
Challenges/Discomforts during transformation and how to handle them appropriately:
Itches:
Can reach from light itching to full on rashes
Keep area cool and/or moist. If any of these treatments feel uncomfortable, DO NOT continue cooling/moisturizing
Pains:
Can have all levels of pain
Pain killers, soothing magic, warming and/or avoiding to put pressure on affected area might soothe the pain
If no symptoms have been recognized yet, and you are suffering from headaches, it is very likely to be your horns starting to form
If paws/hooves are developing, avoid walking long distances and keep them warm
Tingling:
Apply light pressure to areas via bandages
If no improvement, leave it b. It is magic settling in your body
Use of magic will worsen the condition
General discomfort:
Perfectly normal to feel uncomfortable during transformation
Soothing magic or satisfying a craving(if you have one) may help
Heat strokes and shivers:
May happen in all courts equally
If heatstroke:
Keep yourself cool
Drink more
You may ask a trusted fae to perform a long lasting cooling spell
Light exercise might help if you feel comfortable enough to do so
If shivers:
Avoid cold at all costs, as the risk of getting sick has been exponentially grown
Keep as warm as possible & comfortable
Rest
Flower-lines, Wing capsules, horns, tails:
Flower-lines: You may apply light pressure and wear clothing over your flower-lines, as long as comfortable. If uncomfortable, you may ask your medic for help- some flower-lines can be removed.
Wing capsules: It is advised to keep your wing capsules uncovered. If you do not feel uncomfortable when wearing clothing over them though, it is your choice to keep them covered or not. Keep your wing capsules warm to ensure a proper development.
Horns: Horns may hurt while growing. There is no sue in covering them up, as there are no nerves within them. They are made from the same material as human finger nails and hair.
Tail: If you develop a tail, there are many tailor shops that offer individually tailored clothing for folk with tails of all kinds. Short tail can be tugged away in wide pants, and if needed, you may wrap a long tail around your waist.
It is important to note that during transformation, your body settles with magic. This temporarily weakens your immune system as your body is using the energy to change its anatomy.
One of the most important things during transformation is to keep yourself comfortable, as stress if highly counterproductive to a calm transformation. There will be challenges, but having a trusted fae with you that is willing to help you is a good help to overcome such obstacles.
If you are feeling unsure of your transformation progress, do not compare yourself to other once-humans, as every transformation is unique.
It is advised to search the help of an experienced medic in case of uncertainty or sickness.
No idea how this turned from a headcanon to a fae-textbook-paragraph, but I hope you enjoyed my rambling =)
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View from the Blackforestline suspension bridge
Canon EOS R
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Blackforestline suspension bridge
(FR) Pont suspendu dans la Forêt-Noire Le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est un pont situé dans la Forêt-Noire, en Allemagne, à proximité du village de Todtnauberg. Il mesure 450 mètres de long et domine le sol de 120 mètres.
Caractéristiques
Longueur : 450 mètres Hauteur : 120 mètres Coût : 5 millions d’euros Ouverture : fin mai 2023 Capacité : 300 personnes simultanées
Emplacement Le pont est situé dans la Forêt-Noire, à proximité du village de Todtnauberg, à environ 1h30 de route de Strasbourg.
Contexte Le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est l’un des derniers ajouts à la région touristique de la Forêt-Noire. Il est conçu pour offrir une expérience unique aux visiteurs, avec un panorama spectaculaire sur la vallée et les chutes de la rivière Stübenbach.
Comparaison avec d’autres ponts suspendus Le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est plus long et plus haut que le Wildline Pont Suspendu, situé à Bad Wildbad, dans le nord de la Forêt-Noire. Cependant, il est plus court que le pont suspendu de Rottweil, qui est en cours de construction.
Impact local L’ouverture du pont suspendu a suscité des débats locaux quant à son impact sur l’environnement et la communauté. Certains résidents sont préoccupés par l’impact touristique et la perturbation de la vie quotidienne, tandis que d’autres voient l’opportunité de développer le tourisme durable dans la région.
En résumé, le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est un projet touristique majeur dans la Forêt-Noire, offrant une expérience unique et spectaculaire aux visiteurs.
(EN) Suspension Bridge in the Black Forest The Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is a bridge located in the Black Forest, Germany, near the village of Todtnauberg. It is 450 meters long and towers 120 meters above the ground.
Features Length: 450 meters Height: 120 meters Cost: 5 million euros Opening: end of May 2023 Capacity: 300 people simultaneously
Location The bridge is located in the Black Forest, near the village of Todtnauberg, about 1.5 hours drive from Strasbourg.
Background The Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is one of the latest additions to the Black Forest tourist region. It is designed to offer a unique experience to visitors, with a spectacular panorama of the valley and the waterfalls of the Stübenbach River.
Comparison with other suspension bridges The Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is longer and higher than the Wildline Suspension Bridge, located in Bad Wildbad in the northern Black Forest. However, it is shorter than the Rottweil Suspension Bridge, which is currently under construction.
Local impact The opening of the suspension bridge has sparked local debates about its impact on the environment and the community. Some residents are concerned about the tourism impact and disruption to daily life, while others see the opportunity to develop sustainable tourism in the region.
In summary, the Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is a major tourism project in the Black Forest, offering a unique and spectacular experience for visitors.
#Allemagne#SIGMA 24-105MM F/4 DG OS HSM ART#Lieux#Road-Trip#Alsace#Germany#Canon EOS R#24-105MM F/4 DG OS HSM#flickr#outdoor#photographers on tumblr#original photographers#extérieur#black forest#Forêt-Noire#schwarzwald#Blackforestline#suspension bridge
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wolf 359 relisten schedule
hi folks! we're excited to see so much interest in this listen/relisten club for wolf 359! we wanted to run another poll for some feedback on the schedule: originally we were thinking no more than an hour to an hour and a half of episodes each week and a week's break in between each season. what this would mean is that with an october 1st start date, the relisten would last all the way until the very beginning of august 2025! you can see the proposed schedule with episodes HERE.
while we think the pace of that schedule is best, it is, obviously, a pretty long time commitment. we wanted to gauge if that schedule was preferred or if folks would rather a more condensed schedule (with more episodes to listen to per week and/or a tighter schedule to listen to a season). this would shorten the relisten length and maybe keep folks on board, but also could mean that catching up is harder if anybody falls behind. any other ideas/questions are welcome!
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Girls Who Don’t DnD
Quick Info
Audio Quality: High-Quality Audio, Effects, Music. (Occasional fan-submitted recordings)
Vibes: Throne of Glass, Doctor Who, Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Princess and the Pauper
Extras: Patreon rewards, Discord Community with Book Club, and more!
System: 5e DnD
Campaign/ Show Length: Long Term Campaign
Average Episode time: 1.5 Hours (varies a bit)
Uploads 1 episode a month.
Diversity: Majority Women
Platforms: Podcast, Audio Only.
Number of Episodes This Review is based on: 30+
** If you want the TLDR, scroll to the bottom of the post **
Why Girls Who Don’t DnD?
How often have you said to yourself, “Man, I wish I could experience that for the first time again?” While we can’t reset your brain, you can live vicariously through the Girls Who Don’t D&D podcast.
If you're looking for a podcast with relaxed gameplay, fantastic humor, great editing, and effects, you should read on to learn more. This wonderful adventure showcases the beautiful experience of watching three girls fall in love with Dungeons and Dragons (D&D).
Starting the Pod
The podcast starts with Cory, the Dungeon Master (DM), explaining that he has invited three girls, Indy, Alana, and Stacey, who have never played D&D, into his world of Kalee with premade characters. If you, the listener, haven’t played before, you’ll learn a lot just from listening. Cory purposely doesn’t edit out explanations of how to play. I��m confident my experience was better because I was still learning to play the game myself as I started listening.
Right from the start you will hear how much work Cory puts into editing and pre-recording. He recruits people to voice-act for non-player characters (NPCs) or to play out memories or scenes. Some additions are just for the listeners, giving us a little extra information about the lore of the world. This includes the origin of magical artifacts, gods, and sometimes an NPC’s perspective that the players don’t get to hear. It feels like listening to an audiobook and honestly, I think “booktok” would love Girls Who Don’t DnD.
We learn that the three player characters, Freya, Kaa'Riin, and Morrigan, have lost their memories and need to recover them. The story and the discovery of who the player characters are and what happened to them work in tandem with the players themselves learning the game in a beautiful way.
Power gamers and hardcore strategy? We don’t need that here. (Tosses book over shoulder). This group is made of story-tellers who usually choose to progress the narrative over strategy. At first, it's like watching Without A Recipe or the British Bake Off challenge where they have no clue what they are supposed to be making. This makes it all the more special when the players get more comfortable with the gameplay and more grounded in their characters.
About the Team
Cory, "(who owns all the books but hasn't read them)"* completely absorbs the chaos the girls bring to the table and somehow also keeps them immersed in the story. He holds onto the rules of D&D loosely, letting his players use their abilities in different and unique ways. You still get full epic fights with no pulled punches, yet they feel more cinematic than the usual D&D grind. Outside of combat, Cory introduces challenging puzzles and encounters that present more opportunities for his players to think outside the mechanics of the game.
I adore Alana, Indy, and Stacy. I have some difficulty with telling their voices apart, but I never felt like that took away from my enjoyment of the show. Over time they develop their characters and have different play styles. They all have so much personality and bring their own flavor to the table.
Indy, playing Freya the Rogue, has to be the most classic of first-time players, starting a little hack-and-slash happy, but eventually, she gets really into the strategy of the game. Freya is a cheeky scamp of a character and Indy leans naturally into the rogue class.
Alana, playing Morrigan the Sorcerer, is usually the most sensible of the group. She is a leader in a way. There is so much more I want to say but I can't think of anything that isn't a big spoiler. Playing a sorcerer for your first time playing D&D is never easy, but Cory was able to ease her into the role and she runs with it.
Stacey, playing Kaa'Riin the Bearbarian (Druid with some Barbarian), has some epic combat moments. She can change from one animal to another without reverting to humanoid form, which deviates from traditional Druid rules. This decision, as well as other tweaks of the rules, help the pacing of the overall production.
And sure, you're probably thinking their whole schtick is that they don't know D&D, so wouldn't it lose its charm after they get better? Absolutely not. Not even a little bit. This table is casual, silly, charming, and gripping. They make me feel like I am with my best friends playing our chaos gremlins together.
A special shout to Mia Stegner (https://www.miastegner.com/) who composed and performed the opening and closing songs. It’s the cherry on top of this podcast sunday.
*Referenced from the Podcast Description. https://www.girlswhodontdnd.com/
About the world
“There is a saying among the good people of Kalee, when you know what is right, do what is right, and then deliver it all into the endless sea” From Episode 1: Throw it Into the Sea, Aug 16, 2021.
Cory presents a world both complex and informed by the player's choices and features some of the more bizarre parts of typical High Fantasy settings.
There is just something so satisfying about learning the characters' backstories and how their stories are expertly baked in the many-layered cake that makes the world. Flavors include; wild magic, strange and whimsical characters, Evil Queens, “timey-wimey” stuff, super cute plans, snails, Gods, magic crystals, trapped souls, and Alan (the real star of the later episodes).
Extras
There are so many Patreon perks! You get behind-the-scenes talks, recipes from Indy, DMing tips, Lana's book reviews, and more! You can also join their Discord server where Cory is pretty active and they encourage community gaming and have a book club.
TL;DR:
This podcast is about girls learning to play D&D using premade characters with amnesia. The girls learning to play parallels the story’s progression as they regain memories.
Reliving the experience of learning to play for the first time all over again.
Loosely follows the rules of 5e to keep the pacing up.
DM Cory recruits people to voice act for NPCs or to play out memories or scenes. Some additions are just for the listeners, giving us a little extra information about the lore of the world.
It's a little hard to tell the girls apart, but I don’t think it takes away from my enjoyment at all.
Wild magic, strange and whimsical characters, Evil Queens, “timey-wimey” stuff, super cute plans, snails, Gods, magic crystals, trapped souls, and Alan.
DM Cory presents a world both complex and informed by the player's choices and features some of the more bizarre parts of typical High Fantasy settings.
Special thanks to Artax of Who's Taking Watch for helping with editing!
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had a voucher for a free turkey, got the turkey, helped my gf make the turkey, it's the best turkey ive ever had we might be the best to ever done it
here's how we did it
dry brine the turkey for 1.5 days (turkey was already defrosted. we put the turkey in a big oven-safe glass dish and then put That on a bigger metal tray for spill-proofing, put salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion power, paprika, chili powder, and cayenne all over the raw turkey, wash hands. put in fridge)
put the stuffing in the turkey (made turkey stuffing from a box- stove top is the brand name i think. we also put in two bundles of green onion, a whole bulb of mashed garlic, most of a yellow onion (chopped into 16'ths), and a good handful of baby carrots. woulda put celery in there if we had any but we didnt. wash hands)
poured melted butter over the turkey (1.5 sticks of butter, with salt, garlic salt, garlic powder, basil, oregano, paprika, and chili powder melted in a saucepan then spread generously over the turkey with a brush. only use 1/2 or 1/3 of the butter on this step. wash hands)
turkey in 325 F oven for ~2 hours
turkey out of oven, poured the rest of the butter over it (be careful not to over fill the glass dish. wash hands)
put tin foil over turkey (to keep in moisture. two strips, plenty of extra length, dont cheap out here it's very important. wash hands)
turkey back in oven until internal thermometer says it's done (depends on weight of turkey and several other factors, for our 22-lb turkey in a rather old and leaky oven it took another 2.5-3ish hours)
yaaaay turkey (you can pour the juice at the bottom into that butter saucepan from earlier, put it on low-medium heat, slowly add flour (sift if you can) until it's the consistency you prefer for gravy. because that's gravy. yaaaay gravy. wash hands. keep foil over the turkey when you store it in the fridge (preferably within 3 hours of its completed cook time))
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Here are some fun numbers for the show!
PALISADE is currently 67 hours, 27 minutes, and fifty seconds - or 2 days, 19 hours, 27 minutes, and 50 seconds
The Road to Palisade was 65 hours, 17 minutes, and twelve seconds - or 2 days, 17 hours, and twelve seconds
That means PALISADE overtook The Road to Palisade 1 hour, 7 minutes, and 18 seconds into "PALISADE 29: Honesty and Integrity, Pt. 2." If you wanna listen back, something very funny happened at that exact moment!
Currently, the precise "middle" of PALISADE was 1 hour, 17 minutes, and 2 seconds into "PALISADE 15: Upon Our Grace pt. 2" - another fun moment in PALISADE!
If the next episode is longer than 1.5 hours, then the total length of PALISADE will reach 69 hours so far - nice!
I calculated all of this using the in-built audio length counter in Strawberry - an open-source music organization program. the math was all me, so there might be some mistakes here and there.
spoilers below...
we passed the road at the exact moment when the table decided to teleport Brnine away from the scene of the crime after assassinating the Princept... AND the exact half of Palisade was Sylvi's "Kingdom Hearts" joke before meeting Grand Mag.
fucking wild
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Wild Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Also known by the nicknames the Texas diamondback rattlesnake, the adobe snake, and the buzz tail, to name a few, the western diamondback rattlesnake (Crotalus atrox) is found throughout the southwestern United States and northern Mexico. This species is one of the iconic symbols of the region, and particularly of the deserts and scrublands in which it lives.
C. atrox has several features that distinguish it from its eastern relative. The western diamondback is slightly smaller, reaching a length of 1.5 m (4.9 ft) and a weight of 6.7 kg (14.7 lbs) at full maturity. They are also lighter in color, typically sporting tan, blueish gray, or pink scales with a darker diamond pattern along the body which gives the species its common name. Lastly, the face has white markings around the eyes and nostrils, and the tail below the rattle is white with black bands. Males and females appear similar; the most reliable way to tell the difference is by the tail. Male tails are thicker, longer, and taper gradually from the body, while female tails narrow abruptly at the base of the body.
The rattle itself is a unique feature of rattlesnakes. It is made of a series of hollow keratin chambers. When a rattlesnake is threatened, a set of muscles at the base of the tail constrict and cause the keratin chambers to vibrate against each other to produce a rattling sound. These muscles move incredibly fast, at about 50 times a second, and a rattle can be sustained for up to three hours-- not that most animals stick around that long. This rattle is present at birth as a tiny 'button', but juveniles are unable to rattle until their first molt, when a second segment is added. Rattlesnakes continue to add segments at each molt throughout their lives, but it's not uncommon for the top segments to become loose and fall off over time.
Mating for the western diamondback rattlesnake occurs in the fall and spring, from October to March. During the winter, individuals hibernate in abandoned burrows or under rocks, though some may emerge prematurely to seek out mates. Once they locate a female, males engage in an elaborate courtship ritual in which they chase the female, 'dance' in front of her, and fight other rival males. If the female is receptive, copulation can last for several hours. Following a successful mating encounter, females gestate for 167 days. Rattlesnakes are ovoviviparous, meaning that the female incubates her eggs inside her body and then gives birth to live young. After hatching, juveniles only stay with their mother a few hours before striking out on their own. Individuals reach maturity at three years old, and can live to be as old as 25.
Due to their venomous defence, C. atrox has few terrestrial predators. Their primary threats come from hawks, eagles, wild turkeys, and roadrunners, the latter of which have specifically evolved to hunt rattlesnakes. In contrast, the western diamondback rattlesnake has a broad appetite and hunts a variety of rodents, birds, and lizards. They are ambush predators, able to detect their prey through smell and heat. Rattlesnakes have a 'pit' on each side of their heads that contain a heat-sensing organ; this organ is so sensitive that an individual can detect prey only 1/10 of a degree warmer than its background.
Of the rattlesnake species, the western diamondback is considered one of the more aggressive, and is responsible for a majority of the snake bites in the United States. Its venom can be fatal to humans, partially due to the large amount of venom delivered in a single bite. However, C. atrox does not seek out human encounters, and only strikes when cornered. Antivenom for this species is available, and if administered soon after being bitten the recovery rate for victims is quite high.
Conservation status: The IUCN has designated the western diamondback rattlesnake as Least Concern. This species is heavily hunted throughout its range, both for its perceived threat to humans, and for its valuable meat and skin.
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All fae-n and games: Faerie the hatchet written by oliviaandersonisntmyrealnamelol | @olivia-anderson-fanfic A Batman Podfic read by mistbornhero for pod-o-ween
Rule number 6: Do not, under any circumstances, make a deal with them. They will ALWAYS get the upper hand. It was the longest, and therefore likely the most important. The one that you were supposed to listen to. The one that, if nothing else, you should make sure to follow. This had been defaced. Or: Fae!Bruce is lonely, but then a newly orphaned boy stumbles into his clearing asking for a deal. It’s Free Son.
Podfic Length: 01:02:31 hours
🎃👻spoooky/halloweeny playlist:🔮tumblr🔮neocities🔮 👻🎃
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A unique handmade sea themed suncatcher windchime.
Suncatchers and windchimes are a personal favorite and I wanted to make some. This one is vibrant and fun. It's perfect for anyone who loves ocean themes. The sun catches the glass, shiny wire, and gems perfectly. The wooden pieces at the bottom make a gentle sound in the wind. It's large enough to hang in almost any window or porch.
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Total length while hanging- approximately 36 inches
Total width of the hanging stick- approximately 18.5 inches
String length (longest)- approximately 26 inches
Weight- Approximately 1.5 pounds
Number of strings- 9
Time spent crafting- approximately 24 hours over the span of a week.
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1 maple branch fallen naturally from a local maple tree.
Rope for hanging.
Burlap net ribbon.
Silver plated sea green copper wire.
Various metal jump rings.
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Finished up my holiday project last night (nobody look at the date...)
For your listening pleasure, here is:
[Podfic] Please don't touch the Vulcans by @museaway
Summary: The "yes" is out of Jim's mouth before he can think about it.
Length: 01:59:34
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This is a really sweet one that found me again as I was thinking about what to make for Christmas, falling into my lap like a holiday miracle. I hope you enjoy!
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Hey, Teyz! I love your fic so much that it inspires me to write and try to write in the same writing style you do (which i failed to do so). Because i love your fic so much i have this bad habit of not reading the last chapter that was currently posted (chapter 39 as of late) so i won't have to endure knowing i have to wait for another chapter. I hope you have a lovely day, author. : )
Hi! That is so sweet of you. If it helps, I don't even know what my writing style is! Most of the time I stick to a few rules:
1) Avoid starting sentences with the same letter ('T' is very common because of The and 'H' because of He or His)
2) Two adjacent sentences shouldn't be of the same length (unless done so on purpose for a specific effect) and have the same number of commas
You'll notice it immediately if you look at any of my writing that I stick to those rules pretty vehemently lmao. It's just a quirk of mine that will bother me if I don't do it, but it does force me to get pretty creative with how I word and phrase things so maybe trying it out might be helpful.
I'm going to post soon so I say you should start reading chapter 39 cause chapter 40 is like... 32k words long? I need to double check that but it's definitely over 30k, which means that with the average reading speed of 3 minutes per 1k it should take 1.5 hours to get through it
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Blackforestline
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Blackforestline suspension bridge
(FR) Pont suspendu dans la Forêt-Noire Le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est un pont situé dans la Forêt-Noire, en Allemagne, à proximité du village de Todtnauberg. Il mesure 450 mètres de long et domine le sol de 120 mètres.
Caractéristiques
Longueur : 450 mètres Hauteur : 120 mètres Coût : 5 millions d’euros Ouverture : fin mai 2023 Capacité : 300 personnes simultanées
Emplacement Le pont est situé dans la Forêt-Noire, à proximité du village de Todtnauberg, à environ 1h30 de route de Strasbourg.
Contexte Le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est l’un des derniers ajouts à la région touristique de la Forêt-Noire. Il est conçu pour offrir une expérience unique aux visiteurs, avec un panorama spectaculaire sur la vallée et les chutes de la rivière Stübenbach.
Comparaison avec d’autres ponts suspendus Le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est plus long et plus haut que le Wildline Pont Suspendu, situé à Bad Wildbad, dans le nord de la Forêt-Noire. Cependant, il est plus court que le pont suspendu de Rottweil, qui est en cours de construction.
Impact local L’ouverture du pont suspendu a suscité des débats locaux quant à son impact sur l’environnement et la communauté. Certains résidents sont préoccupés par l’impact touristique et la perturbation de la vie quotidienne, tandis que d’autres voient l’opportunité de développer le tourisme durable dans la région.
En résumé, le Black Forest Line Pont Suspendu est un projet touristique majeur dans la Forêt-Noire, offrant une expérience unique et spectaculaire aux visiteurs.
(EN) Suspension Bridge in the Black Forest The Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is a bridge located in the Black Forest, Germany, near the village of Todtnauberg. It is 450 meters long and towers 120 meters above the ground.
Features Length: 450 meters Height: 120 meters Cost: 5 million euros Opening: end of May 2023 Capacity: 300 people simultaneously
Location The bridge is located in the Black Forest, near the village of Todtnauberg, about 1.5 hours drive from Strasbourg.
Background The Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is one of the latest additions to the Black Forest tourist region. It is designed to offer a unique experience to visitors, with a spectacular panorama of the valley and the waterfalls of the Stübenbach River.
Comparison with other suspension bridges The Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is longer and higher than the Wildline Suspension Bridge, located in Bad Wildbad in the northern Black Forest. However, it is shorter than the Rottweil Suspension Bridge, which is currently under construction.
Local impact The opening of the suspension bridge has sparked local debates about its impact on the environment and the community. Some residents are concerned about the tourism impact and disruption to daily life, while others see the opportunity to develop sustainable tourism in the region.
In summary, the Black Forest Line Suspension Bridge is a major tourism project in the Black Forest, offering a unique and spectacular experience for visitors.
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