#green-fifteen

[green-fifteen]

they are so special to me

[frownyalfred]

Green Lanterns canonically having green eyes because of prolonged exposure to their ring’s power is SO funny to me because the ring is 100% snitching on you but only another Lantern would know to call you on it.

[cakypa120]

Imagine that Captain Marvel, Billy Batson and Living Lightning are three personalities in one body. Living Lightning is a little over 200,000 years old, Billy is twelve, but Captain Marvel is three years old, because Billy got his powers at nine.

Of course, Marvel will be asked how old he is.

The captain will immediately say that he is three years old.

Only no one will believe him and everyone will think that he is mocking them. Marvel will wonder for a long time why everyone is looking at him with resentment.

Then a curse is placed on Captain Marvel, and Marvel, Billy and Living Lightning are separated.

The League's shock is beyond words when they see a three year old running around a twelve year old boy, who was supporting an old man so decrepit that no one knew how he was still alive.

Captain Marvel, Billy and the Living Lightning, or Thavma.

That's how they introduced themselves.

And you know what's funny? Thávma always wants to go somewhere. Because when else would you get a chance to wander around outside of the Champion's body? The old rascal once withdrew a thousand dollars from Batman's account and went to Vegas, where he multiplied it a thousandfold. Billy suspects Solomon's help, but keeps quiet, amused by how Batman loses his shit when he finds out what Thavma did during his trip to the city. And he always manages to slip out from under every hero's nose without being noticed. So everyone just lets Thavma do what he wants.

Three-year-old Marvel never left Diana's side all day, following her around like a duckling. The Amazon loved to pick him up and kiss his cheeks. Marvel laughed loudly and kept asking for more kisses. Every hero cooed at him and gave him hugs. Superman reminded Batman that he couldn't take the child for himself, no matter how much he wanted to. Barry was constantly feeding the child sweets when no one was looking.

All the heroes, from the youngest to the oldest, have stuck to Billy. Batman wanted to steal him away, but Oliver stopped him. Billy gets offers every day that he can move in with someone else. Batman and his children are very persistent. Billy cleverly avoids these offers, like bullets. He is not a little boy, he can take care of himself. He does not need pity. But he does not refuse the food that is given to him.

When the curse is lifted and the three are united again, Captain Marvel is caught by Barry and Hal, who asked to see Billy. The Captain transforms and Billy is taken to Barry's house until Batman can intercept them.

And from that day on, the "Great Custody Battle" began, where there was no pity or compassion.

[glimmette]

Dumb numbers.

And X is here, too. So is Twelve from the 2,000,000 subbies short.

[green-green-grass]

come with me / and you'll be / in a world of pure imagination

[pushing500]

Jubilant day!! We don't have to pollute the ocean anymore!! Thank goodness for futuristic technology, hey?

We were going to ripscan these deserter prisoners for high subcores, but that plan is out the window now because I can't bring myself to break them up. The new plan is to recruit them and then ship them off to an outpost—a new one, with just the two of them—to start new lives together.

Speaking of boys in love...

GIVE ME THAT, YOUNG LADY!!

Bricks, hey? You like bricks?

Look, Ivy! You're Kwahu's new heiress! I doubt you'll ever reap the benefits of this, because I don't plan on letting him die anytime soon, but it's a nice gesture nonetheless.

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[onion-makes-stimboards]

fourteen x fifteen perhaps? :3

!!Fourteen X Fifteen Stimboard!!

1--2--3--4--5--6--7--8

[tj-crochets]

Fisher price themed baby quilt has all the squares cut out, arranged, and ready to sew!

[ninacarstairss]

there is a tremendous lack of chloe green and shara wheeler content on this app and we should be fixing that

[roseyturtles]

Arcade had a strong emo phase as a teenager and if you bring it up he'll bury his head in the sand like an ostrich, pass it on

[fictionadventurer]

🌠

[green-fifteen]

Tortoise

tags: stobin-centric, minor Rovickie, bff fluff

word count: 664

read on ao3

Yeah I just love these guys, sue me!

Robin rushed into Family Video on a dreary Thursday. Steve, who was listlessly watching The Fox and the Hound after opening the store alone, lifted his head from his hands and faced her. She stopped in front of him, the counter between them.

"What do you do when your dick is broken?" she said, speaking fast and way too loud. Steve flailed his hands up around her head like he wanted to smother her and choke her at the same time.

"What the fuck are you talking about!" His eyes darted around the totally empty store then landed back on her face. She was flushed and not breathing entirely normally. Her gaze held him fixed to one spot.

"Steve, my dick is broken."

He marched to her side and pulled her down with him until they were seated on the carpet beneath the rental counter, the computer blinking distantly above them, the movie playing on in the background. Robin seemed to go limp, slumping over onto one side, her arm dangling in the air where Steve held it. He looked down at her with a bewildered expression.

"Have you lost your mind, Buckley?"

"No, just my will to live."

"Since when do you have a dick?" he pressed, ignoring the way she whined when he dropped her hand over her face.

"I don't," she said, voice impatient. "It's like, a metaphor, Steven!"

"So what's wrong with your metaphorical dick?"

She shifted to glare up at him. Her cheeks were splotchy and pink, eyes glossy in a way that had Steve hearing alarms in his head. Robin Buckley crying always had the same effect on him.

"Who do I have to kill to make your dick better?" he asked, not joking at all.

Her mouth did something strange, like she'd just bitten into a lemon. There was a beat of silence before she gave in and laughed in his face. Predictably, Steve did the only thing he could ever do when Robin Buckley laughed and started laughing, too.

"You're such a dingus," she wailed after a minute, hands returning to her face as the mirth slowly left her. "I'm having a real problem here, would you just listen?"

"I am!"

"I know! Shut up!" She bounced a fist off his knee and Steve made a show of zipping his lips and tossing the key. Robin nodded her approval and took a long, dramatic breath.

"I was with Vickie today, as you know. Our parents think we have some test to study for, I don't even remember what class it was supposed to be in. Thank God they haven't asked." Her eyes left Steve's face to travel a path along the ceiling tiles. "We were kissing, like, a lot. All of a sudden her hand was in my pants. Like, inside my shorts, inside my underwear, in my pants."

Steve made a tortured noise from behind his lips. She ignored him, her eyes fixed and unfocused as her words started coming out faster.

"And I just completely froze up, Steve. My girlfriend put her hands on me and all I could think about was how cold they were and how, I don't even know… unprepared it made me feel. Like sex is some really fancy chocolate cake but I don't have all the ingredients to make it." Her eyes were on his again, narrow and accusing.

"What the fuck recipe do you know that I don't, Steve Harrington?"

His lips were forced apart by a huff of laughter. "Am I allowed to speak now?"

"Yes."

"What did you do after she stuck her hand in your pants, Robin?"

"I take it back, close your mouth." Her frown was severe but her eyes were dry.

"Did you panic and run away, Robin?" His voice was as gentle as he could make it around his grin.

"Obviously!" She sat up and flicked him between the eyes when he laughed at her again. "Now shut up and start talking!"

[justalittlesolarpunk]

Solarpunk Sunday Suggestion:

Ride on public transport

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Hey did I ever tell y'all about the time I dreamed that I had a baby daughter called Ellie that began with my finding out I was pregnant and ended on like her third birthday?

I legitimately woke up thinking "I should go check on Ellie" and then realised she was never real and when I tell you I SOBBED. I've been haunted by an implacable sense of loss ever since. Did I travel to another dimension? Wtf happened because that was insane.

[cecenyss]

So John Green is back on tumblr? Apparently????

[all-time-champ-of-today]

We did it! We're just adding the finishing touches and it's done!

Thanks, @cassandra-j0n3s you're amazing! I had so much fun ☺