#legit suggestion

[ociel-namesuggestions]

Legit suggestion: Angelino Phantomhive, after Madam Red.

Today's "Legit" OCiel Name Suggestion is...

Angelino Phantomhive

Submitted by @thecaliginouscastell

(Mod UT: I'm surprised I couldn't find this one in the older posts because I thought it had been submitted before {as terrible, I think}. Congrats 🎉 on what seems to be your first submission.)

[tekstelart]

I had a caption for this but I lost it oops

[deecotan]

more robot studies ft. shockwave & earthspark soundwave

...sorry

[pac1fythehunger]

fanart of @wolfertinger666's philas. i think he's very. ,,,

[choccy-milky]

congrats on baby #2!🥰👍 part 2 to this post bc seb is a smug ass bitch when it comes to getting clora pregnant. and ty @rednite-dork for sending me the original pic ages ago LMFAO... i knew as soon as i saw it that i had to redraw it eventually 👼

[soupdreamer]

hey brennan what the fuck

[theladysunami]

As someone who doesn’t speak a lick of Chinese (and really struggles to distinguish tones), I have some question for any fluent Chinese speakers.

It’s a common trope in SVSSS fanfiction where Shen Qingqiu and/or Shang Qinghua use terms for modern technology and the PIDW natives around them are puzzled by it.

What sort of homophones (or near homophones) are there for words like “airplane,” “cell phone,” “television,” “refrigerator,” “microwave,” and so forth? In other words, what might PIDW natives think they’re hearing while trying to listen in on the transmigrators? Are there any (near) homophones that depend on the dialect being spoken?

If the PIDW natives saw the words written, rather than heard them, what meanings might they come up with based on the characters used?

I can guess at some possible interpretations by looking things up in Yabla’s Chinese English Pinyin Dictionary, but they’re rough guesses at best.

I’d be delighted if someone actually knowledgeable could provide some insight on what Mobie-jun and Luo Binghe might think their husbands are talking about when they hear them use words and phrases “from their hometown.”

Edit: Apparently my homophone guesses weren't nearly as terrible as I'd feared, so I'm going to edit this and stick some of them under a read more for fun.

Native speakers please feel free to bully me if I screw up!

Airplane (飞机, fēi jī) "Flying Machine" 飞, fēi: "to fly" ● 机, jī: "machine" Possible Homophones: ● "Flying Chicken" (飞鸡) We definitely need fics where everyone thinks SQQ insists on calling SQH a chicken for some reason.

Cell Phone (手机, shǒu jī) "Hand Machine" 手, shǒu: "hand," "to hold" ● 机, jī: "machine" Possible Homophones: ● "Head/Chief Chicken" (首鸡) ● "Hand Muscle" (手肌) Does Shizun need a hand massage, or miss the "top-dog" chicken he grew up with? Who knows!

Telephone (电话, diàn huà) "Electric Talk" 电, diàn: "electric" ● 话, huà: "language," "speech," "talk" Possible Homophones: ● "Palace Talk" (殿话) ● "Shop Talk" (店话) The most likely guesses seem to be that the phrase has something to do with situational modes of speech. How one speaks in a palace hall, or how one speaks in an inn/shop.

Television (电视, diàn shì) "Electric View" 电, diàn: "electric" ● 视, shì: "to look at," "to regard" Possible Homophones: ● "Court Examination," "Imperial Exam" (殿试) ● "Think on/Remember a Matter," "Worry About Things" (惦事) Why demon lord husbands would pine after imperial exams is anyone's guess.

Refrigerator (冰箱, bīng xiāng) "Ice Box" 冰, bīng: "ice" ● 箱, xiāng: "box" No homophones needed. Meaning is obvious. Huzzah!

Microwave (微波炉, wēi bō lú) "Tiny Wave Stove" 微, wēi: "tiny" ● 波, bō: "wave," "ripple" ● 炉, lú: "stove," "furnace" Possible Homophones: ● "Power Sowing Furnace" (威播炉) No great options here, so they'd likely assume it's some special pill furnace variety.

Car/Automobile (汽车, qì chē) "Steam Vehicle" 汽, qì: "steam," "vapor" ● 车, chē: "vehicle," "chariot" (archaic) Possible Homophones: ● "Qi Chariot" (气车) ● "Near Vehicle" (汔车) A Qi powered chariot sounds pretty neat actually. The phrase could mean something like "whatever vehicle is nearest" though? Or a short range vehicle? (Google translate interpreted 汔车 as "car racing").

Courtesy of @hopingforbrain

airplane's full name can be heard as 'beating (up) flying chickens to the sky'. not in the wanking way, but actually throwing hands with the poultry.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

You can literally go get fucked in the ass by Gabriel right now.

Audio Source

[backjustforberena]

Rhaenyra’s council is wayward. She has a hard task. I must hope she will rise to it...

[hoofpeet]

Someone consistetly manages to come out of left field with some comparatively nothing problem every time in the middle of some completely unrelated crisis somehow; to an almost comical degree if not. More annoying than anything. The whole 6 months I spent on the verge of being evicted and/or having a psychotic episode as a result someone at work was lecturing me about not cleaning the kitchen well enough.. what are you supposed to say to someone who's biggest concern is a bad yelp review in that situation. It is simply not possible to convey how incapable I am of caring about dust. At the moment

[likearhinestonecowgirl]

wade the kind of guy to IMMEDIATELY whip out his laptop after sex to play dress to impress (it's his aftercare)

do NOT question his choices (he has impeccable taste) he is vulnerable and this is his safe space ✋😪

[evankinkley]

listen, anti bucktommies, i don't know why you insist on tagging your hate with bucktommy? like, what's the goal here? are you this desperate for attention? the only thing that will happen is that you're getting blocked. thanks for making it so easy for me.

[chimeride]

Moropus with four arms please.

[your-official-gingerartist]

I watched too many Dracula movies ok 🫣

Also Colette is not dead! Don’t worry!

[akaikali]

i have literally never felt gayer than when i was drawing 1. yurivan in the black outfit and 2. yurivantill

only pathetic bi disaster till would get possessive over her fuckbuddy she's a failure whether it be girlfailure or boyfailure and we love her for it.

meanwhile yurivan is being a bad (amazing) influence on ivan and till is not at all going to suffer the consequences of this on late nights

[so-i-macedup-abit]

so weve heard of eliza kc (courtesy of @deadmans-artcoffin101 :3c), but what about black dahlia kc

im ngl i dont rly see a correlation between these two i just wanted an excuse to draw kc in a dress