#legally swan

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[escapismqueen]

One of my absolute favourite things in media is when two women start the show/movie hating each other, and over time develop a relationship so complex and deep that they can’t imagine life without each other. Bonus if they fall in love.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

since the new twilight will be animated they BETTER not fuck up the sparkling like the movies did. those episodes better have epilepsy warnings before them.

[777voguebambi]

every girl at the age of thirteen

[lowlightsahead]

You wouldn't last a day in the asylum I was raised in

[cameltoeftartsfromthefront34]

some of the new movies are just boring. I’ll forever be a 2000’s girly

[blueb3rrysc0nes]

alternating between gilmore girls, twilight, harry potter and legally blonde this academic year 🫶🏻

[halfratsalready]

With all of the Night Swan and Traveler that we’re seemingly getting for the Y2K season, I would like to say right now that if Ubisoft tries to tell me that the Traveler is Jack’s father, I will simply pass away on the spot :)

RIP to Ubisoft but I’m built different

[starofthemorning16]

[dootznbootz]

Agamemnon and Odysseus are protective of Menelaus in different ways.

Agamemnon is the overprotective brother who is constantly looking out for Menelaus and will "set himself on fire to keep his brother warm" and will reprimand anyone who is mean to Menelaus and demand an apology.

Odysseus is protective in the "Menelaus is my favorite of favorite guys. He's the only other leader I genuinely LIKE and we have scheduled sleepovers in which we go cuddle and cry about how much we miss our families in a blanket fort. If you are mean to him, I'll show you just how fucking mean I can be. How DARE you make fun of his seal onesie?😡"

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I-- I know we make fun of Resume/Renesme/whatever the fuck, but the other option was fucking EJ FOR EDWARD AND JACOB.

SOMEONE TELL THIS WOMAN THAT SMASHING TWO OTHER NAMES TOGETHER DOES NOT MAKE A GOOD BABY NAME.

[4c-aperture]

spn was the top fandom BAR NONE for a decade on this site, wdym there are only ELEVEN jody/mary fics

[baxtervalentine]

normal phantom of the paradise fans: making the most amazing fanart known to man

me: Could Winslow Leach Have Gotten Parole If He Lived

[thefoxysnake]

Also when you reply and use my @ it’s like you’re calling me my full name and it’s like weirdly intimate lol

Hello an-ungraceful-swan tumblr user… talk to me fellow tumblr user… collect my pages

[angelsarereal111]

"I would never turn my back from you" but how ugly it was, looking at yours walk away from me?

[bubble-gum-bitch-24]

this is what makes us girls