#especially since Jacob literally assaulted bella and is destined to groom renesme until shes ~legal age~ where he can date her
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I-- I know we make fun of Resume/Renesme/whatever the fuck, but the other option was fucking EJ FOR EDWARD AND JACOB.
SOMEONE TELL THIS WOMAN THAT SMASHING TWO OTHER NAMES TOGETHER DOES NOT MAKE A GOOD BABY NAME.
#bellas worst character flaw isnt that shes boring or a doormat- its that she thinks putting two perfectly good names together +#+ creates a perfectly normal and meaningful baby name#i mean at least EJ sounds normal at first#but Edward-Jacob being its full name is fucking demented#especially since Jacob literally assaulted bella and is destined to groom renesme until shes ~legal age~ where he can date her#not a great person to have as a possible name candidate lol#anyways#🪲#twilight renaissance#renesmee cullen#the twilight saga#twilight saga#twilight#bella swan
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