#especially since Jacob literally assaulted bella and is destined to groom renesme until shes ~legal age~ where he can date her
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rotteneldritchhorror · 5 months ago
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I-- I know we make fun of Resume/Renesme/whatever the fuck, but the other option was fucking EJ FOR EDWARD AND JACOB.
SOMEONE TELL THIS WOMAN THAT SMASHING TWO OTHER NAMES TOGETHER DOES NOT MAKE A GOOD BABY NAME.
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