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lilyrizzy · 7 months ago

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nico hischier, family & home

the athletic / guess how much I love you - sam mcbratney / the ny times / the players tribune / the hockey news / giovanni’s room - james baldwin / markerzone / regrets - hether / electra - euripides

#i got emotional reading interviews all afternoon so...have this I guess lol #i've never made something like this before so maybe it sucks but the vision would not leave my mind lol #the photos are all from pinterest so not tagged #hope someone enjoys this!#nico hischier #new jersey devils #web weaving #special shout out for lorna for translating articles & generally letting me drag you into this fandom #this is why you're my ride or die xox #this will flop bc no one follows me for hockey BUT #i like it

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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wormie wormie wormie wormi-

#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!!#i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow #also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk #fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge #and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her #its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place #she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!!#also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything #but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck #kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat'#yeah like that!#wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au...#scribble salad #wh fantasy au #im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle'#he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots!#guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm...#i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not....#im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along #like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?!#but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'

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heartsgettingwiser62 · 2 years ago

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Mike's definition of normal went from this, caring for his best friend when he went missing (regardless of the reason people said he went missing) and willing to do anything to find him:

To this:

A.k.a., what Mike used to think was normal vs what society taught him 'normal' was.

Bonus:

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rolandkaros · 4 months ago

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forever hilarious to me that tennis is promoted as this prestigious highbrow big-brain sport when most tennis fans these days are like. yeah this is my favorite player. yeah i don't know why they're like that. yes they are stupid. no i will not choose somebody else.

#wta tennis #atp tennis #i feel like the era of...shall we say 'federer-esque' players is waning #which i think can in part be related to the loss of the one-handed-backhand #as the sport moves more toward a necessity for fitness and athleticism players do not put as much emphasis on 'art'#which imo is fine! i think the 'art' of tennis is too protected in some ways. which i maybe will expand on later.#but i think it's too much for the tags of a (mostly) silly post #but yeah you can hear a lot of commentators touch on it #i know nadal even said something abt it recently(ish)#but i think as tennis is gradually less associated with this abstract 'image' (e.g. the obsession with federer's 'grace' and 'class')#players are coming in thinking 'this is a physical battle and i am going to win' and very much leaning into the *competition*#which not to say that they're ignoring/denying the mental aspects at all because i actually do think many players are very strategic/aware #and in truth i think many tennis players ARE actually very smart #but i also think it's less apparent because more and more players are able to just hit the shit out of the ball and call it a day #which leaves you with the occasional shot/point/game/set/match etc where it seems like they don't know what the fuck they're doing #but you think about most sports which evolve in phases #it's very normal for certain player profiles to become more or less popular as the landscape of the sport changes #or as new techniques/strategies are developed #or as new communities/populations become interested!#extreme example but think of like. high jump's fosbury flop. that was one guy!#one guy who changed the entire fucking sport! so it makes perfect sense that tennis is continuing to evolve #given how many unique players have come and gone #and how much the sport is changing externally as well as internally #anyways. this got out of hand but i love sports and i love tennis and i love my brainless players.#this whole post was inspired by rewatching sabalenka v boulter and aryna completely missed an overhead by like five feet. lol #love her <3

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tj-crochets · 11 months ago

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I felt like doing some hand sewing today and still had a few of those “some assembly required” mini embroidered plushie kits, so here’s a little starry rainbow cat!

I did not do the embroidery, I’ll add the link to the etsy shop I got it from in a minute once I find it again

#sewing #handmade #plushie #sometimes you just want to spend you lunch break watching taskmaster and assembling a tiny cat #I got to lean out a window and tear a fake shutter off a wall today!#because the top of the shutter came loose from the wall #and with the storm it was kinda flopping around and could fall and hit someone #but it was too windy for ladders #I didn’t really tear it I used wire cutters on the weird plastic tie thing holding it #but it was very much enrichment for my enclosure #I got to use tools! and essentially throw a large object out a window to crash onto the concrete! (it did no damage to itself or the ground)#(we just couldn’t leave it dangling to potentially fall on someone later)

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crimeronan · 9 months ago

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by far the most vexing part of regular exercise is the need to shower regularly. my standard of personal hygiene is such that i shower when it becomes too uncomfortable to sleep, which i'm sure everyone thinks is gross but like. i do what i gotta do. during my worst autoimmune flares i could go like ten days between showers bc i couldn't stop sleeping & absolutely could not spend energy on Cleaning My Body. nowadays if i exclusively lay in bed, i can go 2-3 days between showers (when it isn't hot) before i feel Yucky. but if i exercise?? fuck me. ya bitch has to get in the wet box every goddamn day. i go out and shamble my crippled ass over a few miles, wandering wherever my ADHD whims take me, and then i have to save enough energy for showering because there's this WHOLE OTHER TASK that i have to do now before i can sleep. otherwise i will be uncomfortably aware of The Sludge and The Slime and The Skin and lay awake for hours. i am TIRED of washing my hair and scrubbing off grime. Let Me Exercise Without Getting Gross!!!

#this could be solved if i swam instead of walking but currently #my swim habits are impeded by executive dysfunction and spotty car access #with walking i can just put on my shoes and leave. dangerous kid impulses turned adult self-care #now i'm sure in a month i'll be back to sedentary flopping because i lack the attention span for long-term habits #but i'm letting the walking bug bite me for as long as it's willing.#just got out of the wet box. which i surrendered to after 3 hours of trying to sleep.#autoimmune tag

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tr-a-mp · 2 months ago

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Crawlings after McCraken telling him "SQ would be more useful than you"

leave my boy SQ alone 😭

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ghost-proofbaby · 6 months ago

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considering writing something based on my dream last night (before my nightmare) solely because it was so damn stupid but caused so much damn yearning for a man

#it’s ridiculous #the man in question was actually noah sebastian which has thrown off my whole rhythm this entire morning/afternoon #it was something so silly and stupid but like #the YEARNING i felt when i woke up in a cold sweat #my friend and i were hanging out drunk and he was there and i was secretly pining for his attention #he was drunk as well and went from laying on the floor near my friend to walking over to me #and then just. laying his body weight on me.#flopping down and burying his face in my neck #no explanation #then getting up and leaving just as i got comfortable #literally NO explanation i just went ‘okay’#oh to be squished by someone and to feel safe in the cocoon of their warmth WAAAAH

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sunfloralchaos · 3 months ago

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Once I'm done with ongoing things I'll probably take a serious break from shit,,, not feeling worth it at the moment

#working my through infernal heritage stuff #book layout v hard but were getting there #i was going to go straight into running the next thing for lost haven but i probably need to give it a rest #full of ideas and all but its just #ive lost the desire to do the work for it recently #since im essentially doing all of it for free it becomes very difficult when i just want it to be over #the deck of beginnings flopping hasnt helped motivation either #im just #not in a place where i can do anything i want #i might never be #ive got acme in september #i have megacon in January #tho im seriously considering pulling out from megacon at this point #having to fight the urge to leave other things im part of #🤷 not feeling good #a resurgence in old social life problems has destroyed me and any motivation i might have had #somehow feels worse this time round even if less world ending #cant be comfortable online anymore tbh #and its tanked my art motivation #this is rivalling 2021 levels of i cant #feels bad man

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eebie · 8 days ago

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year ago

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........creachure

#cats #his eyes are always so big and weird he no longer looks like a cat anymore sometimes.. in a way...#it's hard to understand.. complicated vibes on this boy #his summer sprawl (laying flopped out on the floor weird because of the heat)#I AM still trying to get some costumes done and also post another poll advtnure so I can finally finish it lol #the weather this month has just been soooo.... There was the heat wave and then after like 2 days of coolenss where I was like 'ah! finally #I can be productiv!' but just as soon as I had recovered from the heat.. it got hot again ghhhh #currently sweating inside. I actually had to leave my doctors appointment early today because I was just so so warm from #sitting in the car and the fac tthat half the buildings still do not have their air up very high and etc. and I felt so nausous #and flushed and started to get back and stomach pains for some reason.. Which I guess is good in a way to further confirm to doctors that #I Have Something Wrong With Me lol (most normal people should not be this heat sensitive I think) but is also still a little stinky #because I still payed a copay for the fulla appointment time but cit it short by leaving 15minues early.. grrr #ANYWAY. It seems like recently it's just hot all the time but it will ocasionally tempt you with a cool day of reprieve BUT don't let your #guard down! because as soon as you start to think 'hey things are getting better! :0' the sun will be like NO actualy. scalding temperature #be upon ye..#Which of COURSE. I would rather have hot weather with little breaks in between than just constant hot weather. 100% definitely.#but it just always makes me sad because I get my hopes up lol.. JUST as I've recovered from the past heat and am So Ready To Start #On All My Things now That I'm Not As Sick And Hey Maybe It's Even Cool Enough To Do A Costume! .. my hopes are dashed #.. woe and so on and so forth. . Which I am stil managing to get a few things done but just.. not the things I really WANT to do (costumes.#sculptures. edit videos. etc. ).#anyway.. look at son.. If nothing else I still have lots of cat photos.. my sole productivity offerings to the internet online world

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mars-and-the-theoi · 10 months ago

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Anyways Phobos and Deimos, I dedicate the bat getting into my room and me being scared shitless and having an hour long panic attack before anyone was able to help me to you guys.

#a bat somehow got into my house (idk how) then managed to wiggle beneath the gap between my door and the floor and get into my room :)#I legit thought it was a sock until it started flopping around then I fucking lost my shit #my sibling and their fiancé saw it first but it got into my room :)#I’m cool with bats but from a distance :)#I legit thought I was gonna die cause I couldn’t catch my breath and I was starting to get super hot under the blanket I was hiding under :)#my mom ended up leaving work early and a combined coalition of her and my sibling’s fiancé got me out of my room :)#my mom basically had to drag me out because I was too scared to move :) while my sibling’s fiancé covered the bottom of my door :)#I’m literally petrified now :) I’m not gonna get any sleep tonight :)#I’m gonna throw out pretty much everything in my room idc idc

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elizabethrobertajones · 1 year ago

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I think Modern AU Halsin should wear my Does A Bear Shit In The Woods socks

(Don't worry about my anatomy, I'm just taking advantage of being one of the few people who can show off the sole and leg of a sock in one go... This is nowhere near stretched enough to hurt myself :P)

#Halsin #tbh modern au halsin is the type of man to leave a trail of socks and any other superfluous clothes everywhere he goes #but I think he'd appreciate them for about 10 minutes before he finds some excuse to start taking socks off again #(to be clear this is not judgemental... one of my main characters spends 3 days in March over the course of the novel in flip flops)#(I've walked a mile in his - oh he's lost his shoes again never mind)#bg3 #.... do 5 tags even still keep you out of a main tag these days

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selfindulgentfandomstuff · 5 months ago

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I love my mutuals so much it’s insane i care you guys so much <33333

#everyone who leaves nice tags in reblogs #everyone who sends me nice asks out of the blue just because just to be nice #everyone who likes my flop posts 😭/lh #ilysmmm/p

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swiftfootedachilles · 1 year ago

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what do i have to do to get people to read my stuff actually like im not about to get in everyones faces begging for attention but i dont understand how im expected to make FREE fandom content without much feedback on my work

#ignore my ranting but im actually so fucked disillusioned #like why are there so many people who scream about supporting each other and lifting up small creators #and they never do it themselves unless its their friend #sorry i dont sit at the popular table but i never expected that it would impact my reach this much #my newest fic has more hits but less kudos and less comments than my first #it's so obvious people only interacted on my first fic *because* it was my first fic #and thank you so fucking much to the people who have given me kind words #and literally religiously rbing my stuff because you think im worth listening to #this isn't about me crying because im not popular #people with bigger followings are naturally going to get more attention #but the only reason ive started posting my fics is because all these POPULAR BLOGS were like 'we support each other here!!!'#'were a big family were not a big fandom so any time someone posts it brings a smile to our faces!' blah blah blah #like youre out here lying for clout you literally only leave feed or kudos if its your fucking friend 😭 not even if its good #i guess id rather have less people interacting if it means the feedback i get is genuine and not just blowing smoke up my ass #but it still hurts to write a fic that flops and then write another fic thats over 3x longer than my first fic #WITH A PREMISE THAT POPULAR WRITERS HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT BEFORE AND BLEW UP FOR IT AND PEOPLE IDOLIZE THEIR WRITING #so im expecting to get more feedback and constructive criticism because it's a concept that a lot of people seem to love #only to get EVEN LESS FEEDBACK THAN ON MY FIRST FIC #like sorry to everyone who genuinely likes my writing i actually love you so much #but im very rejection sensitive and don't plan on continuing this. it seriously hurts me. it triggers my abandonment and selfhatred shit ba #like im sick to my stomach that another thing im passionate about is sucking the life out of me & i cant even get my foot in the door #donut rebagel this thanks and goodbye

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byanyan · 9 months ago

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14 y/o byan spending evenings smoking and drinking in crummy parking lots, music blasting too loud from their phone as they throw each finished bottle at a nearby wall and watch the shattered glass shards skitter and scatter across the asphalt... getting yelled at by strangers and yelling right back... sometimes getting into fights that they lose more often than not because they're too drunk to be anywhere near their usual skill level... and on the rare occasion just passing out right there in one of the parking spaces.

#don't wanna go home don't got anywhere else to go #just loitering and passing time and numbing themself to everything #ugh and at 14 they're dressed fully cutesy femme with adds like several layers of danger to the whole thing too.....#which* adds #idk apparently I can't finish any draft I start tonight but u bet I can sit here dwelling on really vivid & depressing mental images #so I leave u with this as I flop the wrong way across my bed and picture all the unfinished replies that I can't find the words for #despite knowing exactly how I picture them playing out. thank u goodnight #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.#ask to tag ig?

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