alecscudder1987

[alecscudder1987]

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

[alecscudder1987]

its so easy to pander to me in fiction media. show me a guy that for some reason doesnt feel himself to be as human as most others are and i will sit with him for hours

[alecscudder1987]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

[alecscudder1987]

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on

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being deconstructed probably feels good as fuck for a genre

[alecscudder1987]

How can I explain to a normal person that the moment Cas says I love you it is Orpheus turning around. You guys get it though

[alecscudder1987]

SPOOKY WEEK WITH DAN AND PHIL GAMES

[alecscudder1987]

there is a very fascinating contingent of my chemical romance fans who cosplay as regular blogs and post nice pictures and good poetry and seem very detached and like almost blasé but every now and then they’ll lose composure and say something like “i’m going to mow that faggot like a bloodthirsty husqvarna” and then reblog a frank o’hara poem immediately after

[alecscudder1987]

honestly orson welles had the right idea when he said that he likes to fag it up with gay men. more straight men should do that

[alecscudder1987]

Whenever I see the sheer love that people still have for My Chemical Romance, the way that they made a single piano note so recognizable, I think of this Cracked article from 2006 and laugh and laugh and laugh

[alecscudder1987]

can i talk to you in the woods about something

[alecscudder1987]

i know i have old hollywood mutuals on here so what r your song recs!!!!!

[alecscudder1987]

Vampire who still views clothing produced by mechanical looms the same way people tend to view AI art

[alecscudder1987]

no but the way they have to be comfortable knowing they're gonna get clocked as being a couple in a couple costume by people in the place they're out at.

[alecscudder1987]

Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere

[alecscudder1987]

this too shall bass