#lazarus-rose

[hoziernaturalevents]

Hozier Song: Unknown / Nth

Author: @lazarus-rose​

Beta: @thisisapaige​

Artist: @youknowthelines​

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 25,158

Pairing/s: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Alastair

Warnings: Torture, Body Horror, Blood and Gore, Manipulation, Violent Sex, Mentioned Past Prostitution, Cannibalism

Additional Tags: Demon Castiel, Eventual Demon Dean, Unreliable Narration, Horror, Switch Dean/Cas, Dark Castiel, Protective Castiel, Hurt/Comfort

Summary: Damned to Hell after selling his soul for his brother, Dean suffers every day under Alastair’s knife, but still tries to remain steady in his resolve to stay human and not become like the demons he despises. He does, however, have one comfort—a demon who, to Dean’s eyes, appears more like an angel, Castiel.

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[deancas-stabfest]

This Tainted Love You've Given

Author: @lazarus-rose Artist: @xfancyfranart Rating: E Word Count: 17,100 Pairing:Dean Winchester/Castiel

Tags: Murder Husbands, Serial Killer Dean Winchester, Witch Castiel, Dark Castiel/Dean Winchester, Resurrection

Summary

Everyone has their hobbies—Dean’s just happens to involve a lot more blood and screaming than most people’s. And sure, maybe murder isn’t the nicest way to blow off steam, but Dean’s always thought that being nice is overrated anyway. His latest victim, a pretty guy with startlingly blue eyes, should be nothing special, just another nameless body on Dean’s list. But then, after Dean kills and buries him, he turns back up at Dean’s house again the next day. What’s a guy to do when they’ve accidentally gotten an immortal witch convinced that they’ve got some kind of profound bond?

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Stickers:

[dandelionjack]

something about the fairies taunting jack with rose petals no less. something about the toymaker covering the unit hq in rose petals while he gets shot at. you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you blessed you with the curse of eternal life

jack loses everybody he loves over and over again and as a reminder of that, rose petals.

the doctor loses everybody he loves over and over again and as a reminder of that, rose petals.

tell me that doesn’t sound remarkably similar to the way fifteen describes the goblins to ruby. the goblins are part of the toymaker’s “legions” — ancient and mysterious entities from the dawn of time, slipping in through the cracks in reality, stimulated by human belief and superstition. goblins abduct little children for their own ends and so do the “fairies”. you don’t know where the chicken or the egg is, where history ends and mythology begins: did the folklore emerge from sightings of the real creatures, or did the creatures coalesce like an egregore because of the proliferation of the folklore about them, a manifestation of humanity’s deepest fears come alive ever since the toymaker changed the rules of the game?

but was it the toymaker? could this all be a chain reaction, kickstarted billions of years ago (or only nineteen, depending on how you look at it) when one headstrong young woman looked into the time vortex and turned herself into a literal deus ex machina, defying all laws of reality, raising the dead and disintegrating the death-bringers? could that have been the moment (lol.) when it all began to unravel?

i haven’t seen classic who. what do i know. but maybe it wasn’t the line of salt at the edge of the universe. maybe it was one girl, seeing everything that ever was, everything that will ever happen, anything that ever could be. the fairies haven’t stopped pursuing jack ever since: he’s the living evidence of her miracle. they slaughter his entire train carriage but they don’t touch a hair on his head. other children are the fairies’ chosen ones, yes, but jack is the chosen one of their goddess. the bad wolf

i wonder who that jonathan groff character in the upcoming series is.

[foolishlyzephyrus]

i feel like it’s so integral to have at least one “at home” episode for every companion. so much character to be revealed in the premise of aliens interfering with everyday life once they are back on earth

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Ray Wise

[shyjusticewarrior]

Love that Rose saw Damian at Lazarus Island and was immediately like "hey, it's the little brother of my old mentor. I should mentor him now."

[notyoujamie]

[curi0uscreature]

* Mandatory AU dump for the sake of future stuff

[casasupernovas]

i am again asking why.

[xfancyfranart]

THIS TAINTED LOVE YOU'VE GIVEN

As promised, here's the art post for my second @deancas-stabfest collab 😍 @lazarus-rose's prompt had me immediately hooked since it was music to my horror loving heart (with a spin on murder husbands I hadn't even considered yet) and takes the name "Stabfest" beautifully literal:

Summary: Everyone has their hobbies—Dean’s just happens to involve a lot more blood and screaming than most people’s. And sure, maybe murder isn’t the nicest way to blow off steam, but Dean’s always thought that being nice is overrated anyway. His latest victim, a pretty guy with startling blue eyes, should be nothing special, just another nameless body on Dean’s list. But then, after Dean kills and buries him, he turns back up at Dean’s house again the next day. What’s a guy to do when they’ve accidentally gotten an immortal witch convinced that they’ve got some kind of profound bond?

... can you blame me for claiming it? 😂 Read it NOW!! 🩸

Laz, I had an amazing time with you, your story and our collective brain rot. It's been so nice to meet and work with you and I hope it wasn't our last collab. Thank you for the A+ inspiration 🔪🖤

[shademarbleclaws]

the thunderclouds broke up

[hoziernaturalevents]

Song: Shrike

Author: @lazarus-rose

Artist: @deancodedcastielenby

Beta: @very-offkey-kazoo

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 46,251

Pairing/s: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Character Death

Additional Tags: Parallel Universes, Post-Canon, Post-The Winchesters, Angst With A Happy Ending

Summary: In some ways, Dean thought his death would solve things. He thought it would give him a chance for a happy life in Heaven surrounded by his family, but he was wrong. So he decides to take a ride in his Baby and find that missing piece that keeps him from being happy. Almost everywhere he goes, there is one constant – Castiel. He sees his angel, over and over, finding him in different worlds with different versions of Dean and then watching over him from afar.

Back on Earth, Dean didn’t have the words for the feelings inside him, but his afterlife might just provide him with the strength and wisdom to hold on to true happiness when he finds it.

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[deancas-stabfest]

@lazarus-rose wrote a WHOLE NEW FIC for Ides of STAB!!!

Finally, Dean looks at the demon. As loath as Dean is to admit it, he is still beautiful—blood stains perfectly tanned skin, his blue eyes remain vibrant and alert no matter how much pain Dean inflicts, and dark hair wet from blood, sweat and holy water is beginning to form cute little curls. Those brilliant sapphire blue eyes regard Dean as he approaches and plush lips slowly curve into a smile. Dean watches him carefully—the trap he’s in the centre of is supposed to be extra strong, reinforced by the metal hexagram the demon’s chained to, but Dean wouldn’t put it past this bastard to find a way to escape. He’s proven to be slippery during the months Dean has spent hunting him down. The demon doesn’t flinch when the knife presses a few inches under his ribs, the tip just shy of slicing into skin. “You’re gonna let my brother out of his contract,” Dean growls, using the little bit of height he has on the demon to glare down at him. The demon merely raises an eyebrow. “Oh, I will, will I?” Dean answers by sticking the knife deep into his stomach. The demon shrieks, his head thrown back. The whole room shakes, Dean’s bones rattling in sympathy, and one of the lights overhead explodes, showering sparks down onto the floor. Still, the trap holds, and eventually, the scream ends. The demon looks at Dean, his blue eyes now black. Dean can feel every twitch of his muscles and every contraction of his organs through the knife still embedded in his belly.

GO FORTH AND READ, KUDOS, COMMENT

[crybabycinna]

Pt 24 this is correct and no I will not take criticism

Rose: *driving her children around*

Connor: *rising his hand to slap the shit out the back of Damian’s head*

Rose: *sees him in her mirror* CONNOR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DROP YOU OFF AT YOUR DADS HOUSE

Connor: you wouldn’t

Rose: fucking try me

Flatline: pussy

Rose: oh ok so you wanna go to your dad’s house

Flatline: HES NOT MY DAD!

Rose: I said what I said now hush

Damian: I’m in a car full of idiots

Rose: shut up before I drop you off at your mothers and she will beat your ass because you haven’t called in two days

Damian: *sinks in his seat*

Rose: now let’s have a peaceful ride

Flatline: yes mom

Rose *inhales deeply she hates being called mom*

[theslowpath]

[justabblatetotheparty]

Is it just me or are the CGI monsters in doctor who (specifically Nine and Ten’s monsters) scarier than anything real life could produce?