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[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

[cringefailvox]

how long do we think it took for alastor to come clean about being the radio demon. months? years? how long was this man terrorizing everyone anonymously before he finally caved to the desire to be recognized for his hard work

[sigmalaussene]

Top ten weird ways Oswald Cobbepot gets called in Gotham

As I was rewatching Gotham, I decided to write down every name that people in the show canonically call Oswald Cobblepot aka the Penguin. It was a wild ride. Please enjoy

10. "Funny looking fellow"

(season one)

We start with a simple one. This isn't even an insult, it's just a fact. He is, indeed, a funny looking fellow. I'm pretty sure they say it more than once too.

9. "The Dapper Gangland Kingpin"

(season two)

This one it's just silly, especially since it was written on a newspaper. Just... that's weird ? Idk it's silly it makes me chuckle

8. "Yellow rat snitch"

(season one)

We start getting a little weirder. Why a rat? And, more importantly, why yellow???

7. "Stupid lame birdbrain"

(season four)

Just so mean. Especially since this scene it's his dumb husband making a room full of people chant it

6. "Golden goose"

(season one)

Right back to season one and it's incredible dialogue. This one is particularly amazing thanks to Oswald's reply to it, which was, of course: "Honk honk". I can't even start to describe that scene. It's a classic.

5. "Beaky nosed freak"

(season five)

Definitely the best nickname the last season had to offer. Like, you know that moment when a guy kills your bestfriend/girlfriend and you call him the silliest name you can think of? This is one of those times.

4. "Scaley faced bitch"

(season one)

This is the first one in the show, directly from the first episode. I am a firm supporter of calling men bitches when they deserve it, and he did, so I wholeheartedly approve this message. Adding the scaley face part just makes it more poetic.

3. "Sad little breadhead"

(season two)

This one from never fails. Imagine it delivered with the most condicending tone in the world. Just amazing. Makes me laugh every time.

2. "Fruitcake leprechaun"

(season two)

This. This is the one that started it all. It was thinking about this one that I decided that this rewatch I was gonna write down all the nicknames. I dont know if it has something to do with english not being my first language, so I don't have the background of the word "fruitcake" used as an homophobic remark, but this name is one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.

1. "Limping little chickenbutt second banana"

(season one)

This couldn't not be on the first place. I am obsessed with the writers of this show, i want to get inside their brains. Because like what does it mean? How did they come up with this? I need to know every thought that crossed their mind for them to write this. This is art. This is poetry. Incredible. Amazing. Absolutely insane. Kudos to the actor who played Maroni because if they gave me that line I wouldn't be able to say it with a straight face.

Bonus:

(For the fans, he is also called "the only thing Nygma cares about". Just... you know, in case you forgot)

Some recurrent nicknames are: "Pengy", "Ozzie", "freak", "cockroach", "punk", bird related names (bird/birdman, feathered friend, chicken, turkey...) and "little"/"tiny" followed by almost anything (man, friend, dirtbag, bastard, creep, twerp, freak, weasel...)

Edit: i realize i didn't mention "Major Crumblepot" and that's on me sorry guys

His haircut is described as "disco vampire hair" at one point (another classic)

He is also called "specimen", which is really funny, and "dewdropper"?? for some reason I don't remember but it was in my notes and I couldn't ignore it lmao

[cimicherrychanga]

tiny top + cargo pants combo fit two days in a row, different flavors

[areyousanta]

Then and Now

[kithtaehyung]

ALBUM COVERS : SUGA PROJECTS, PT. 1   ⤷ HAPPY YOONGI DAY 2023! | ig ; twt

[werewolfhooligan]

you know how it is with old friends

[theplantbish]

I love the Käärijä fandom for taking in and showing love for every artist, photographer, makeup artist, dancer etc who works with K, I love how they end up posting about how they feel the love pouring from the K fandom to them and I'm so proud of all of us for it 💚

[an-internet-introvert]

someone: you thinking about anything

me: nah not really

me:

[backpackingspace]

Listen. Odysseus practiced his dad skills on his men.

[cruesuffix]

posting every pic of mick i have on my phone pt.12

(feat. tommymick and all these satd era pics!!)

[popodoki]

Have a Catwin drabble before I go to bed x

Shout-out to the Cat King absolutely rocking skirts

content: bit of groping between lovers, not explicit but hinted at smut

The Cat King is in his own little world, swaying, humming as he makes his solo breakfast. Edwin takes a long moment, watches him. There’s a familiar fluttering in his chest, still, watching his arrogant, infuriating, wonderful, attentive lover who somehow made himself a permanent fixture in Edwin’s after-life without him even noticing. 

The skirts, admittedly, have taken him a bit of time to get used to.  

Sitting on a worn, comfy armchair in a smart pair of trousers, button-up shirt and loose suspenders, Edwin watches the Cat King swish about and around what makes for a kitchen in their dock-side abode, in a knee-length tartan skirt. He’s cutting up fresh fruit expertly with a sharp knife, steam wafting from the pan on the stove. Edwin hasn’t a clue what he’s making. He’s sure the Cat King told him, at some point, but. Well. 

He's not even aware, damn him, he just looks so comfortable. Edwin's gaze is drawn and locked on the sliver of thigh visible at the edge of the Cat King’s skirt, blinking in and out of sight while he moves. 

Done with the fruit, the Cat King turns back to the stove. Edwin, silent on shoe-less socked feet, follows.  

His lover is searching through the cupboards for a bowl to place the fruit in, Edwin knows he has 2 more doors to open before he’ll find it, so he stays still, in the doorway. Stares as the Cat King stays bent over a precious few minutes more, soaks up the sight of so much tanned skin on display. This would be much easier for Edwin to cope with if the Cat King was aware he was teasing him so, the fact that he isn’t making it so much worse/better. 

Successful in his hunt, the Cat King straightens with fitting bowl in his hands. He turns back fully to the stove, and Edwin moves in for his own kill. Steps in close, presses his lover up against the counter, revels in the short gasp the Cat King lets out, quick and surprised, then a chuckle. 

“What’s all this then, ghostie? Can’t keep your hands off me?” He teases, tips his head to the side, giving Edwin’s searching lips easier access. 

“You do this on purpose.” A nip, followed by a bruising suck. Edwin’s hands dive down the Cat King’s body, slide under then up that damned skirt, squeeze handfuls of toned thigh. A breathy sigh, the click of the stove turned off. 

“Not really, hah, but I love the way you think, ghostie.” 

“Right now I’m thinking kitchen table?” 

“hm, I’m thinking I need to wear more skirts.” 

[flightyalrighty]

This is probably a really annoying and entitled ask buuut could you make a sideblog where you JUST post the comment pages? Because I've been getting the experience of seeing posts talking about how dead Tails is/isn't before I see the page where it did/didn't happen zxcvbnjmk,l I'm sorry 😭

You mean... The asks? You want me to answer the asks sent to this blog on another blog?

[azuphere]

i personally think phil in a crop top would be neat

[bambayah]

The latest episode of One Piece 🫡

While watching the bamfness of Shanks (👌🏽), my thoughts were just:

‘Wow. How spectacular of a man Mihawk must be to be able to make such a powerful man simp for him 🔥🔥🔥

‘Wow. Such power couple.’

and yes I get why mihawk would be attracted to shanks… 🤪 (even though he might look like someone who doesn’t take a bath daily 🫠)

on another note, the bird of prey symbolism for both of them 👌🏽 peak soulmatism ✨

[pseudowho]

PMDD week is hard, because I'll be depressive, incapable, clumsy, vacant, anxious, paranoid, afraid, self-loathing, vitriolic and vicious, biting, stupid, sore and hurting and hungry and staring longingly into the infinite void...but then I'll write something so profound that it almost makes me wonder if Ernest Hemingway, Virginia Woolf and Charles Bukowski were onto something.