#All of his other men are confused and uncomfortable but odysseus is there king SO
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Listen. Odysseus practiced his dad skills on his men.
#epic the musical#odysseus#Newly dad odysseus in the first few years of the Trojan war making his men listen to him rehears his dad voice#Polties gives actually (unhelpful) feed back during this#eurylochus stares odysseus down and then goes ...anyways here's our latest supply update captain#In the flatest voice possible#All of his other men are confused and uncomfortable but odysseus is there king SO#odysseus:What do you think you're doing young man#Random solider : uh sir what#Odysseus: no no that wasn't right. Okay take it from the top people I'm going to walk in you keep doing what you're not supposed to be doin#This kept up until it became obvious that the war was not going to end even after years and it became too depressing for odysseus to keep u#Alt. Odysseus had to stop because he accidentally used it on agamemon once and it /worked/#Odysseus then had to go into hiding for week bc agamemon was NOT pleased#Diomedes never let him live it down
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