#lana asks

[poppypickle]

Dear Jill,

I’m writing with regard to your (baseless) demand for additional emotional support compensation.

Please kindly specify in more detail:

- The smut you would like me to write

- The shows I have to choose from

Yours,

Lana

Look at me, not responding for weeks to your fun, cheeky ask! I'm so bad at Tumblr these days.

Well, my dear Lana. I need you to watch the Anne Hathaway-Harry Styles fanfiction movie and then write me something as ridiculously unhinged as that book/movie.

Not asking for much, really.

[lanayrucodes]

Hi Lana! I'm a roleplayer living in Latin America, meaning that skins and templates cost about 4 or 5 times for me what they do in USD, and I really can't thank you enough for making Summer Fire available for free. I'd love to be able to buy skins and support creators but at the moment I just can't afford it, and it truly means a lot that I can make my site with such a beautiful skin. I'm tearing up writing this, ajshsjhs Thank you!! I wish you all the best in coding, RP and life.

Oh my gosh you're so sweet, thank you so much!

With the unfortunate "death" of a lot of the old resource sites, my goal with my coding has always been to provide easy, accessible coding and put more "modernized" skins within reach of people like yourself - who either may not be able to afford it, or where conversion rates from USD to another currency really bite them in the ass :(

Hopefully, I'll be able to release more skins like the Summer Fire one, or run sales on my other skins to make that coding more accessible for everyone <3

I wish you and your site all the best!

[fauxunraveling]

my heart is too delicate

[ministarfruit]

day 15: haunting ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[viasdllhouse]

want an older man but in the “holds me like a baby, dries my tears, actually cares about me and not just my body” kinda way

[lauriemarch]

and at the end of the day, people will still hate women.

because beyonce is a terrible songwriter who has a good body and nothing more and she's really nothing compared to olivia rodrigo, that stuck-up bitch who steals other people's music, but taylor swift is an old, bitter nothing who clearly hates other girls. and sabrina carpenter deserves to die because she followed her heart, not her brain, and that's exactly why zendaya will never be good enough for tom holland. don't forget about kylie jenner, who's stealing precious timothee's innocence away and dating her is like committing arthouse cinema suicide, or how we said the same thing about miley cyrus and her disgusting profanity, think of the children, poor liam hemsworth, trapped in a marriage with such a horrible woman. lana del rey was hot until she was big and she made trailerpark sexy until her ass got a little too fat. and ariana grande, talentless homewrecker, and selena gomez, jealous and unreasonable, and hailey bieber, even more boring than the blood drying on the knives you are so quick to pull. sophie turner is a bad mom and megan thee stallion deserved whatever was coming to her.

and amidst all of this, we still don't know these women. we cannot fathom the pain of having a public divorce, one where people choose sides and hurl insults at you until the battery on their phone dies. we don't watch them chase after sweet-cheeked children in tucked-away backyards or play board games with their best friends while their chests heave in laughter. we don't know their marriages and we don't know their solitudes. we don't watch them unravel themselves, time and time again, preparing for the battle that we have made of their lives. they can never make a mistake. they can never cry. they can never be who they believe themselves to be.

and we take all of this and we go to work, we ride the bus, we go grocery shopping, we walk in dappled sunlight, and we let ourselves shrivel. i compare myself to every body i see and i comfort in the fact that i can still encircle my wrists with my fingers. food turns to dust in my mouth when i think about the fact that taylor swift thinks she's fat and people still hate sabrina carpenter for sticking by joshua bassett's side when he almost died, for God's sake, and now the people on my twitter feed are saying GUTS is the worst album they've ever heard. i liked it, the tiny voice in my head cries out. she wrote songs that made me feel noticed. they're calling the song i relate to the most a total skip.

so i close the app. i try not to think about the endless profiles screaming about how much they hate a nineteen/thirty-two/thirty-eight/twenty-three/twenty-six/forty-two year old. i try not to think about how much they would hate me, if they knew anything at all.

[littlebabyd0lly]

Could be us after school sir 🎀🧸

[rainylana]

“I’m gonna go jerk off.”

Eddie Munson x female reader

warnings: smut, fingering and slapping, biting, and some daddy stuff lol.

“God, you’re so hot.”

You smirked in the sun, laying down on your beach towel in the front lawn of his trailer. You were wearing the red bathing suit he had helped you pick out at the mall. The sun was blazing, and it was a perfect day to work on your tan.

“Thanks, honey.” You smile, your h/c hair tossed over your shoulder, keeping it from the beaming rays of the sun. “Wanna lay down and join me?”

“I’d rather have sex If I’m being honest.” He adjusted his crotch, hidden by his dark jeans and looked around the neighborhood through the hood of his sunglasses.

You scoffed. “Wouldn’t you always.”

“Can I at least put some sunscreen on you? You’ll burn.” He asked, sighing as his uncomfortable hard on.

“Sure, Ed.” You took off your sunglasses to lay your face on your arm, tired of looking to the side. He was back in no time, smacking the bottom of the sunscreen bottle to squirt some into his hand.

It was cold on your back, his knee ghosting over your side as he sat on the ground beside you.

You moaned at the way his fingers massaged it into your skin. He chuckled, once again looking around the neighborhood. He coated your back, the back of your arms and legs, moving your hair to get your neck. You were so relaxed you barely noticed when his hand dipped between the back of your thighs.

“Eddie!” You tried to get up, but his hand oh so lovingly, shoved you back to the ground.

“Shh!” He quieted you. “Relax. No one’s around.” His fingers pushed past your panties and dipped into your pussy, pushing deep as he could with one go.

You had to cover your mouth, because as quickly as he started, you were already a mess. You laid down, biting your hand and the inside of your cheek to keep from crying out obscenities.

Your breath grew hotter and hotter, your pants louder. He moved your thighs further apart with a firm grip that made your tummy flutter. You whimpered, hand reaching out to grasp at the grass blades.

“That feel good, baby?” His voice was as hot as the sun on your back. “You gonna cum right here?”

You nodded quickly, belly twisting and building with a euphoric pleasure inside you. “Yes, yes!”

His fingers thrusted in and out of you quickly, his thumb flicking at your clit off and on, harder to do given the position you were in. He gave one more look before he leaned down and sunk his teeth into the fabric of the bathing suit that covered your backside, causing you to squeal into the skin of your forearm you hid your face in.

“Cum, then, huh?” He smacked the area he bit, making you cry. “Shh,” He cooed. “Cum for me, baby. Cum for daddy.” He fought the urge to break out his cock and yank it right there.

You were gushing over his fingers in no time, convulsing on the towel through tears and sweat. He laughed, pulling out of your sore cunt and giving you another smack on the ass. “I’m gonna go jerk off.”

[angelskisser]

My back arched like a cat

My position couldn't stop, you were hitting it

And I shouldn't cry, but I love it, star boy ☆ ・ :*:・ﾟ

[ha1leysblog]

[enwoso]

COPYCAT — alessia russo x child!reader

twelve days of christmas | day 5

based on this request

the cold air had finally hit london and the winter feel was starting to settle but the energy around the arsenal training had still stayed the same despite the dropping temperatures. the only change was the added layers which had begun to be worn for training. 

alessia wrapped in a her thick training coat and snoode as she stood on the sideline, you by her side also wrapped in a thick coat and bobble hat with gloves covering your small hands as you sat on the side watching the same sided game unfold, your little legs swinging back and forth.

you were obviously no stranger to the training sessions, you loved watching the team train and the team loved having you there as there little hype women. they had practically adopted you at this point to be their mascot.

but as the team played there small sided games and alessia was waiting to be subbed in a little later on, you had a different plan for a source of entertainment.

"mummy," you piped up, you voice as sweet as it was michievous, "can we do the christmas quiz" this was a new little game you and your mummy had begun playing since you had been watching christmas films at nursery but also at home all snuggled up with your mummy on the run up to christmas. 

alessia turned nodding her head with a grin as you jumped up and down in your seat on the bench a small chuckle coming from your mummy as she began to think of lines from movies. 

"alright," your mummy took a seat next to you on the sheltered bench area meeting your eager gaze. "first one, 'maybe christmas... perhaps..'" 

"'...means a little bit more!'" you squealed excitedly as alessia beamed high-fiving you. 

"well done! cindy lou who?" your mummy joked as you sat with a proud smile as alessia did a little more thinking to come up with the next line. but not that far from the two of you was beth who was also waiting to be subbed into the small sided game, glanced over a curious look on her face.

"what are you two doing?" she asked, her brows rising as she was intrigued. you grinned as beth took a seat on the other side of you, " we're going christmas movie lines" a small hum of realisation came over beth as it made sense what the two of you were giggling about. 

"aright then, hit me with one. i'm pretty good at movie lines"

"not as good as me!" you challenged cheekily as you crosses you arms over your chest — well tried to as your confidence took over. nobody was as good as you, even your mummy wasn't.

alessia smirked, watching the small harmless rivalry between the two of you as her brain ticking away thinking of her next line. "right here's a good one, 'keep the change..'" 

"'ya' filthy animal'" you shouted before beth even had the chance to open her mouth. beths jaw dropping as the it was now time for the teams to exchange as beth let out a small chuckle mostly in disbelief.

"she's the reining champ" your mummy smiled proudly as she fied the hat on your head standing up from the seat on the bench as the teams were changing. you still sitting with confidence at the small race - which in no way was a race - you had just won. 

word got around the team by no other than beth mead herself about how good you were at finishing movies lines so the rest of the day was filled with the team just trying to catch you off guard with the lines, but no one had, had any luck.

steph, beth, kyra and alessia were sat in the locker room getting the last of their things they needed for taking home as steph gasped, what about this one, tiny." you perked up from your little cubby, your legs swinging from side to side as you waited.

"'the best way to spread christmas cheer..'" steph told the line as you hummed for a few minute and a look was given between the adult as they thought they had finally mamanged to catch you put but..

"'...is singing loud for all to hear!" you sung at the top of your lungs, small huff could be heard as they though they were close but really they were no where near as the laughter came from your off beat singing. if it had of been anyone else in the team they'd of been told to shush but because it was you it was adorable off tune singing.

"she's unstoppable!" 

"tiny, you need a trophy cause this is actually impressive" you grinned, clearly revelling in the attention. "one more, mummy!"

alessia pretended to think hard, tapping her chin. then, she crouched down and whispered dramatically, "'you sit on a throne of lies.'" you gasped in mock shock. "elf mummy that wasn't hard we watch that one all the time!" you yelled, pointing an accusing finger at your mummy.

she held her hands up in a mock defesivly picking up her bag as small giggles could be heard from your comment before you had to say your goodbyes to the team.

your mummy leading you to the car, buckling you into your carseat, a smile not leaving your mummy's face at the way you had brightened the entire afternoon up with your energy even if the weather was terrible.

as you mummy got into the driver's side, you piped up from the backseat. "mummy i'm glad you're not like the grinch" alessia let out a small laugh as she glanced at you in the rearview mirror, her brow furrowing. "yeah? and why's that?"

"because your heart is already three sizes too big!"

"and you lovie, are the reason why it's that way."

[prosecutor-skye]

In a fight who would win

a. A massive spider

b. A shark that can walk on land

c. You

Hm…

…Me. I’m certain of it.

[lanayrucodes]

hi! just a quick question about one of your skins: my friend and i saw on a site that uses your Drops of Poison skin that it has a light/dark toggle towards the bottom of the page and we were wondering if that comes with the base version of the skin that we can purchase from you? my eyes are dumb and hate bright things lol but overall we love the skin!

Hi there! Sorry for the delay on answering this~

I can definitely understand wanting a light/dark toggle (they're basically essential on any personal skin I code for my own sites that I run) but I do not have one included on my DoP skin for two reasons:

Javascript isn't my strong suit, and this isn't something that I feel I could create from scratch and feel satisfied with putting a price tag on. I could use another resource - as other coders have released their own light/dark toggles as resources - but I feel uncomfortable using something that was created by another coder in something that I am putting out for purchase. (Namely because their resources are generally F2U, and my skin is P2U - I don't want people to potentially feel like they're paying for something that is otherwise offered for free by someone else, and secondly isn't even my own work.)

That skin was coded as a part of an exercise/challenge to myself to "update" some of my really old skins and bring them forward in style and aesthetic to my current preferences, but to keep to the spirit of the old skin and not change too much between each version. The old skin didn't have a light/dark mode, so this one doesn't either.

However, modifications are allowed and encouraged on any of my skins to make them work better for you! So if you did purchase a copy, you can absolutely modify the skin and add one, as the site you're mentioning probably did with their purchase.

Moving forward, there are more features I'm hoping to implement in my skins - a light/dark toggle being one of them - but at this time, I don't have one. If you'd like a light/dark toggle on one of my skins, I recommend looking at FizzyElf's Light/Dark Toggle, as it's super easy to set up on a site and Fizzy is extremely helpful/kind when it comes to questions regarding their resources.

(Shout out to FizzyElf, they're a great person who puts out great resources, and they've helped me a lot in the past!)

[fauxunraveling]

thank you for 600 followers! ᡣ𐭩

[ldr-paradise]

LANA DEL REY for VOGUE ITALIA 2024

[ourdadai]

୨୧ lana ( model ) lockscreens.