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EDDIE 'CUNTY SUNGLASSES' DIAZ in 9-1-1 [insp.]

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eddie has more skill lore than any other character on this show. perfect firefighter and paramedic staff sergeant in the army with a silver star mma fighter car guy who can illegally change a tire in less than 5 minutes champion ballroom dancer who was so good he could have gone to college on that talent poker nights with his bosses basketball every other thursday baseball pitcher at some point he loves going to the beach with chris and watching telenovelas. he is the best dad in the world. not perfect just the best. and by the way he can cook now. Who is doing it like this

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EDDIE DIAZ 8.13 | Invisible

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9-1-1 Eddie Diaz and Evan 'Buck' Buckley -> 8x13 | Invisible

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eddie would never do anything illegal. eddie has ballroom dance trophies.

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It's your job.

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buddie dancing with the stars AU when

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The Real Thing: Chapter 10

🌹 a.k.a. The Buddie Bachelor AU! 🌹

“Wait, Buck, you should come with us to the zoo!” The request stops Eddie in his tracks. He blinks for a moment, suddenly strangely nervous as Buck pauses on the other end of the line, like he’s also thrown by the idea. “I…you and your dad probably just want some quality time together, bud.” “You said you love the zoo, we’re going to the zoo, you should come with us,” Chris counters, laying out the facts like it would be weirder for Buck not to come with them. Buck still hesitates. “I wouldn’t want to intrude–” “You wouldn’t be intruding,” Eddie says, the words slipping out before he really has time to think too deeply about why his mouth feels dry and his heart is suddenly beating a titch too fast. 

read it on ao3

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i don’t like this

why. are you a buddie

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haymitch to maysilee and wyatt everytime they speak

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The Real Thing: Chapter 10

🌹 a.k.a. The Buddie Bachelor AU! 🌹

“Wait, Buck, you should come with us to the zoo!” The request stops Eddie in his tracks. He blinks for a moment, suddenly strangely nervous as Buck pauses on the other end of the line, like he’s also thrown by the idea. “I…you and your dad probably just want some quality time together, bud.” “You said you love the zoo, we’re going to the zoo, you should come with us,” Chris counters, laying out the facts like it would be weirder for Buck not to come with them. Buck still hesitates. “I wouldn’t want to intrude–” “You wouldn’t be intruding,” Eddie says, the words slipping out before he really has time to think too deeply about why his mouth feels dry and his heart is suddenly beating a titch too fast. 

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oliver: yeah i don’t know about that nobody tells me anything and it might be real or fake in the moment who knows

ryan: i don’t know only tim knows

tim: only the spirits of buck and eddie who possess me would have the answer to that

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Read this, read this, read this!

Because Eddie, Lawyers are Expensive, chapter 12

buddie || explicit || currently 84k (WIP) || freak4freak, buck starts an onlyfans for eddie, father brian is the GOAT, the juice is gay porn

Eddie debates the best venue for their sex negotiations. Kitchen, couch, bed… should they be kinky and do it in public? Wait, that was something to put on a list, surely. Semi-public sex. On a hike? Or maybe at the station? Eddie really is a sex demon. It’s all easier in his head, though. Fine to be brave through a screen, behind a secret persona, and when Buck didn’t know it was him. Now, they have to talk about it. Face-to-face. Mortification boils him hot all over, but Eddie’s literally gone to war, he can fucking talk to his boyfriend about sex. Out loud.

Or: Buck & Eddie hold sex negotiations and there's rimming. Just a normal Sunday.

chapter 12 posted on ao3

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can't help the way I keep ignorin' every omen

Tommy’s not completely oblivious. He notices Evan Buckley crashing out spectacularly when Diaz starts spending more time with him. He’s got the best seat in the house for it, actually. Front and center, even better than those Vegas fight night seats he’d tried to woo Diaz with. And yet...he still willingly steps into the Saw trap. OR: Tommy’s not Evan’s therapist and he’s definitely not Diaz’s, but he still gets stuck helping them unpack their bullshit all the same. 

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(a.k.a. I got to thinking about Tommy Kinard (I'm sorry!) and about why he got into a relationship with Buck if he genuinely thought Buck was in love with Eddie and Eddie might be gay. I had to get this poison out of my system so I could go back to writing my fluffy reality TV AU 😅.)

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I don't want to break down the door, Buck. I want him to open it. 9-1-1, S07E09&E10 & S08E12

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the captain being hesitant to give him the job because the last applicant left to follow his girlfriend and eddie saying he's single that was absolutely foreshadowing him going back for buck I KNOWWWW ITTTTTTT