#kunikida is done with dazai

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Kunikida and I get along perfectly. Don't we, Kunikida?

Kunikida: I have never been so stressed in my entire life.

[lotus-pear]

saw the labru trend and IMMEDIATELY thought of them

[osamucide]

TEXTING THEM “I WANT A BABY” ⊹

. . . ft. dazai, atsushi, kunikida, ranpo, fukuzawa, ango, oda, akutagawa, chuuya, fyodor, sigma, and nikolai

cw: sassy men, suggestive in ango, oda, chuuya, + nikolai's, language lol

⊹ ⊹ ⊹

[rosalinesurvived]

Mori and Fukuzawa having to explain to Yosano that they still love each other, even though Mori abused her

Dazai and Chuuya having to explain to Akutagawa that they still love each other, even though Dazai abused him

Akutagawa and Atsushi having to explain to Kyouka that they’ve fallen in love with each other, even though Akutagawa abused her

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

I love how Kunikida and Dazai are similar in the way that, yeah they both have moral compasses, but good luck figuring out what the hell they actually are

[iouchickens]

[zukkaoru]

HOW TO DEAL WITH THE SUICIDE OF YOUR CRIME LORD SITUATIONSHIP: a guide by Edogawa Ranpo

You knew it was coming.

or: a tale of grief, secrets, love, and healing. told in three parts.

🖤 ~8.5k words || beast souheki, ranpo-centric 🖤 written for an exchange in the suffering from verbose disease discord server

[twixcrush]

Dazai, Chuuya, Kunikida, and Oda

[sepiamestus]

ADA mandatory work naptime 💤

Commission for @thepartyishere !!

Commissions for Gaza

[littencloud9]

bsd fandom has always mischaracterised kunikida to hell and back but the fact that i am seeing SO MUCH hate for his character right after his 'death' is insane

[seamonstera]

Dazai: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Kenji: The cow??? Dazai: What? Kunikida: Kenji, W H Y?

[mackerel22]

*the agency reorganizes and cleans the office cause it is a total mess*

Kunikida: We need a more efficient method. What about the Norwegian system Munkensmat?

The ada: ???

Kunikida: In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions except one.

Dazai: Ok I'll go first. It's between my antidepressants and this fidget spinner.

Dazai: *throws in the can his meds*

Dazai: I think I made the right call.

[shiroganeryo]

Happy Father's Day with the Bungo Dads! 💞

Now we've come full circle as we celebrate the fathers today 😊 For the moms, please check out the Mother's Day post ❤️

Profiles/credits: Fumiya Nakahara, Yūko Tsushima + Sadako & Torao Kunikida are my OCS~ Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi and Kunikida belong to Asagiri and Harukawa!

[ohhcinnybuns]

The fact that Dazai set up a group date for the men in the agency because they don't have time to date and promising beauties but it turned out to be a bunch of beautiful men coming together lol

You can find the full chapter here

[inamagicalhallucination]

atsushi, taking a small sip of the soup he and dazai r cooking at the dorm kitchen at 2 am: dazai-san this tastes yummy

dazai, pouring it in a glass for himself too: cooking is so fun; i don't like the color tho

atsushi: oh- it looks normal... maybe a little boring

dazai: we should spice it up!!

atsushi, rummaging through the drawers: as expected, no one really stocks up this kitchen other than kunikida, since everyone uses their own

dazai: aw~ how will we make it fun now~

atsushi: i don't have food dye either... and u don't even have rice

dazai: how rude~ i do have rice, i'll have u know. kunikida complained about me not having any at the office and the president has enrolled me in a online course about how to take care of urself

atsushi: ... and u bought rice?

dazai: no kunikida-kun did

atsushi: well that doesn't help at all

dazai:

atsushi:

dazai, sipping his soup: ... u still paint right

atsushi, sipping his own soup: yeah why- oh! dazai-san! ur a genius

*five minutes later*

kunikida, who sleepily walked to the kitchen w/ his gun cuz he noticed noise: who IN THEIR RIGHT MIND PUTS PAINT IN FOOD AND TRIES TO DIGEST IT???

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Asagiri really popped off when he named the first light novel Osamu Dazai’s Entrance Exam and then made the whole thing about Kunikida