#kunikida is done with dazai

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Kunikida and I get along perfectly. Don't we, Kunikida?

Kunikida: I have never been so stressed in my entire life.

[osamucide]

TEXTING THEM “I WANT A BABY” ⊹

. . . ft. dazai, atsushi, kunikida, ranpo, fukuzawa, ango, oda, akutagawa, chuuya, fyodor, sigma, and nikolai

cw: sassy men, suggestive in ango, oda, chuuya, + nikolai's, language lol

⊹ ⊹ ⊹

[lotus-pear]

saw the labru trend and IMMEDIATELY thought of them

[shiroganeryo]

Happy Father's Day with the Bungo Dads! 💞

Now we've come full circle as we celebrate the fathers today 😊 For the moms, please check out the Mother's Day post ❤️

Profiles/credits: Fumiya Nakahara, Yūko Tsushima + Sadako & Torao Kunikida are my OCS~ Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi and Kunikida belong to Asagiri and Harukawa!

[samhasnocontrol]

Idk multishipper things ig. Shrug

[rosalinesurvived]

Mori and Fukuzawa having to explain to Yosano that they still love each other, even though Mori abused her

Dazai and Chuuya having to explain to Akutagawa that they still love each other, even though Dazai abused him

Akutagawa and Atsushi having to explain to Kyouka that they’ve fallen in love with each other, even though Akutagawa abused her

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

I love how Kunikida and Dazai are similar in the way that, yeah they both have moral compasses, but good luck figuring out what the hell they actually are

[zukkaoru]

🎶make your heart remember me🎶

Kunikida grits his teeth. Tanizaki is glowing in anticipation, and Fukuzawa doesn’t seem to think this is a big deal, but— The logistics of hosting such a popular band will take hours—if not days—to sort through, and they don’t have time. Will they need additional security, or does the band have its own? Will they need to rearrange rooms to make sure their special guests are all near one another in the securest part of the hotel? Do they intend to practice while they stay here, and what will be done about the inevitable noise complaints if that’s the case? And most importantly— Kunikida’s grip tightens on the pen in his hand, and a CRACK pierces the air. Of all the bands and idols on the planet, why the hell did it have to be Tainted?!

or: chuuya is a singer; kunikida is a tired hotel manager. have you guys heard this song before?

🎶 27.6k words || kunichuu || band au 🎶 a (belated) birthday gift for @littencloud9

[iouchickens]

[twixcrush]

Dazai, Chuuya, Kunikida, and Oda

[sepiamestus]

ADA mandatory work naptime 💤

Commission for @thepartyishere !!

Commissions for Gaza

[mackerel22]

*the agency reorganizes and cleans the office cause it is a total mess*

Kunikida: We need a more efficient method. What about the Norwegian system Munkensmat?

The ada: ???

Kunikida: In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions except one.

Dazai: Ok I'll go first. It's between my antidepressants and this fidget spinner.

Dazai: *throws in the can his meds*

Dazai: I think I made the right call.

[littencloud9]

bsd fandom has always mischaracterised kunikida to hell and back but the fact that i am seeing SO MUCH hate for his character right after his 'death' is insane

[seamonstera]

Dazai: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Kenji: The cow??? Dazai: What? Kunikida: Kenji, W H Y?

[inamagicalhallucination]

atsushi, taking a small sip of the soup he and dazai r cooking at the dorm kitchen at 2 am: dazai-san this tastes yummy

dazai, pouring it in a glass for himself too: cooking is so fun; i don't like the color tho

atsushi: oh- it looks normal... maybe a little boring

dazai: we should spice it up!!

atsushi, rummaging through the drawers: as expected, no one really stocks up this kitchen other than kunikida, since everyone uses their own

dazai: aw~ how will we make it fun now~

atsushi: i don't have food dye either... and u don't even have rice

dazai: how rude~ i do have rice, i'll have u know. kunikida complained about me not having any at the office and the president has enrolled me in a online course about how to take care of urself

atsushi: ... and u bought rice?

dazai: no kunikida-kun did

atsushi: well that doesn't help at all

dazai:

atsushi:

dazai, sipping his soup: ... u still paint right

atsushi, sipping his own soup: yeah why- oh! dazai-san! ur a genius

*five minutes later*

kunikida, who sleepily walked to the kitchen w/ his gun cuz he noticed noise: who IN THEIR RIGHT MIND PUTS PAINT IN FOOD AND TRIES TO DIGEST IT???

[lemonsandwisdom]

All I got for bungo sadly