#korkie kenobi.

[zaddymaul]

no one ever:

me: fuck this im going to rewrite star wars

[stealingpotatoes]

commission for @crossover15!

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[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

Just take a moment to imagine family dinners at Obi-Wan and Satine's place if nobody died and everyone was happy.

Like, on one hand you'd have Korkie and Bo-Katan. On the other, you'd have the entire Skywalker clan plus Ahsoka. Then, after the twins have grown up, add in Han and Chewbacca (and Mara Jade if we're counting Legends). And either Luke or Bo would eventually bring Din and Grogu along...

This is 100% a "we don't talk politics at the dinner table!" family. Like, they've finished all the wine by the end of the starters, there's an argument going on somewhere, gratuitous misuse of the Force occurring left right and centre, Bo and Ahsoka in the corner spilling the hottest tea in the galaxy, Anakin is freaking out that his daughter's dating a smuggler, something's probably on fire.

The newest additions to the family feel so welcomed and also slightly scared.

And Satine and Padmé just look at each other like "Yes, regrettably these are our beloved idiots."

[deserthusbands]

cody: how many tubies kids do you have?

obi-wan: biologically, legally, or emotionally?

cody:

obiwan: there is a difference.

cody: what do you mean, biologically—

[duchess-of-mandalore]

Definitely not related.

[nerdyerror]

I had a stroke of genius

A Venn diagram of galactic views of Obi-Wan Kenobi

[phoenixyfriend]

HELP I have a silly plot concept and IDK what to do with it Just holding it like. an potato

Basically I saw a "not like other girls" type of thing and it included a ref to the "because I am not like most people (I am a literally not human/I was raised by an assassin program/I am now a dude)" variant where the gimmick is that the reason they're not like other girls actually is really, really rare.

Aaaaaand now I'm thinking of what the best AU would be for Ahsoka to be Genuinely Not Like Other Girls and I've done "I'm not like other Jedi; I'm a soldier" time travel stuff where she is Kind Of Unnerving to pre-war Jedi so many times that it would be more fun to do it the other way.

Which is! Modern AU! Ahsoka is either:

1) A Red Room style assassin who escaped the program and is now Trying To Blend Into A Normal High School while being raised by Obi-Wan (dad mode) and Anakin (college student doing his best to older brother) and keeps having Confusion when her new school friends take her out for ice cream or shopping or something. (This is present in a lot of media but the immediate example in my mind is Season Three of Stranger Things with Eleven and Max going to the mall)

OR

2) Still an alien, but in a less cohesive galaxy, who crash-landed in Anakin and Obi-Wan's backyard and has a Special Watch that can make her look human and they just keep introducing her to people as their Cousin From Abroad, and hoping people are too polite to ask why she's poking the apples like they're going to bite her.

In either case, they may also try to excuse Ahsoka's lack of familiarity with the wider world as Grew Up In A Cult type shit.

Trying to remember who's actually her age that could go to school with her and I am blanking on basically everyone except Korkie? I think maybe Barriss could be a senior while Ahsoka's a freshman. Attempts to Big Sister at Ahsoka and it only sometimes works, tutors when Anakin is busy or bad at the subject, etc. Whoever Ahsoka's friend is, they're walking down the street together and someone tries to mug them and the friend is like oh! Must protect the innocent new friend who grew up really sheltered in a cult and doesn't know the ways of the world! And then she kicks the ass of the person trying to mug them and Very Carefully Does Not Kill.

New friend has stars in their eyes.

In the Assassin version, Plo Koon is her therapist/handler for transitioning into normal life. Government-assigned psychologist that she goes to see at least twice a week. He hands her plushies to hold during sessions, and A Plushie ends up being one of the first things she actually asks Anakin or Obi-Wan to buy for her that isn't purely practical (green owl).

[avatarvyakara]

Dave Filoni says that Korkie Kryze is the son of Satine’s brother.

It is common opinion that this is bantha-spit.

I propose a harmonious solution.

Qui-Gon, trying to be empathetic: I sense you have come to…care greatly for the Duchess.

Obi-Wan, deflecting (aka lying through his teeth): She is like a sister to me.

Satine, narrating: And I resolved to tease him about that particular comment for the rest of our natural lives.

[callmevexx]

Korkie's first day at school and Satine is so proud of her son nephew💙

[icwasher]

Thanksgiving Dinner with characters from my Star Wars Modern AU.

Tahl and Qui-Gon, bringing sweet potato casserole. Tahl is a librarian and Qui-Gon is a retired pastor.

Padme and Anakin, bringing rolls. Padme is (one) senator of Texas. Anakin is in the Air Force.

Bant and Cody. Obi-Wan served with Cody and introduced him to Bant (his adopted sister). Bant is a pediatric nurse and Cody is a cop. They have two kids, Jack and Dera, who are eleven and thirteen, respectively. They're bringing some nice wine and a gigantic salad.

And of course we have the guests that show up an hour late after neglecting to confirm they would be coming, but they brought weird board games no one's ever heard of and their cute kid, so it's okay.

Who knows what board games they brought, but Bo is a cop, and Din is a middle school security guard.

And we musn't forget the hosts.

Being the hosts, the Kryze-Kenobis have provided most of the food. Ahsoka is a high-school senior, Korkie is a junior, Satine is a court judge, and Obi-Wan is a lawyer.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[off-color-darkrai]

Found this conversation between me and a friend while going through my texts...

[stealingpotatoes]

for someone reason i just had a vision of all the star wars redheads getting together in one room, and now im giggling

goddamn that would be a room of pure cheeto-coloured chaos

[direwolfrules]

Underused concept in Star Wars modern AUs: the galaxy as a city or state or whatever equivalent with really shitty urban planning, so you basically need to get on a highway or parkway or beltway (which is a type of highway but is very specific and extra annoying so I’m listing it separately) to get anywhere. These are all, of course, the various canon hyperlane routes.

Just to get a sense of what I’m talking about:

Obi-Wan: “Anakin, you just missed the Bandomeer exit. Now we’re going to be late.”

Anakin: “It’s fine Obi-Wan, I’ll just take the exit near Botagel, turn onto the Salin Corridor Parkway, and hit the Junction-Terriel Interchange around Phindar. We’ll loop right back around to the Hydian Way and be at Satine’s in time for dinner.”

Obi-Wan: “At this rate we’ll be lucky to get there by dessert!”

Ashoka, in the backseat texting Korkie and his friends: Why is there like one access route to your neighborhood?

Korkie: Because one of the ancient blood feuds flared up again in the 50s when the city was planning out the highway system. Don’t know what the excuse is for the rest of this terrible system.

Korkie: Just be glad we’re off the Hydian and not the Correlian. No one can drive on the Correlian. Bunch of speed freaks.

Ahsoka: I learned to drive on the Correlian.

Lagos: We can tell.

[mercysong-tardis]

@satineweek Day 2: “MOTHER”

Looks like lil Korkie fell asleep on his Mother’s Auntie’s lap after a long day at school

[satineweek]

Artwork by Jason Benullo Design (Instagram, Reddit, Twitter)

9 DAYS UNTIL SATINE WEEK

Satine Week will be here soon! Let's get some inspiration flowing!

Satine appeared in 7 episodes of Clone Wars (Seasons 2, 3 & 5) with significant speaking roles.

Which episode is your favorite? If you could have changed anything in any of these stories, what would you have changed and why?

[duchess-of-mandalore]

So who was going to tell me that Dooku had a long acquaintance with a noblewoman who gave birth to a force-sensitive son (who looks nothing like his father) & Dooku covered up the records so the Jedi wouldn’t know?

Dooku’s got his own Korkie & the Disaster Lineage is on repeat.