#Count Dooku

[rochenn]

In dooku: Jedi lost dooku ends up taking care of 2 (?) of Lene’s birds and it’s implied that he’s really good at it/they like him a lot. Extending this to animal/‘pathetic life form’ lover qui-gon, do you think that dooku was the reluctant dad who pretended to hate all of qui-gon’s pets during their time together?

Like Qui-gon brings home a feral tooka and dooku vows to toss it out the window after it shreds the hem of one of his capes but qui catches his master feeding the tooka bites of his own dinner. Or on a mission qui-gon manages to get adopted into an eopie herd and happily takes shelter there for the night. Dooku says sleeping in hay is uncivilized and he’ll camp out in their starship but he’s found buried beneath baby eopies in the morning with hay in his beard. To me he’s the type to admire majestic animals like lene’s convors for their poise and elegance but will let a little massiff puppy drool all over him if he thinks no one is watching (qui-gon is (he took several pictures)).

SO REAL. DOOKU IS THE FUCKING DAD WHO "DOESN'T WANT A CAT" UNTIL YOU OFFER HIM A CREATURE AND HE WILL JUST. SPOIL IT. WHILE FROWNING AT YOU ABOUT IT (HE'S MAD) (for real he's sooo angry at you. pretend you don't see him going all gooey over a little fuzzy beast)

Actually that makes it so sad he never has a pet as a Count/Sith. A real testament to how fucked up he is at that point. He doesn't even have an evil raven-type thing or a black space cat to pet sinisterly as he monologues </3

[threebea]

Canon divergence. Dooku survives his encounter during the attack on Corscant and is aware Palpatine was planning to kill him.

He still controls the Separatists, but a large amount of his forces were taken out during the battle. He's probably also injured.

Palpatine knows he's very close to his plan coming to fruition so he lets it all play out like he originally does. Obi-Wan gets sent to capture Dooku on Utapau.

Dooku and Obi-Wan duel. Dooku says again there's a Sith in the Senate and it's timed out to be exactly when Sidious reveals himself to Anakin.

Dooku: you're far too late. He's already won. The Jedi are as good as dead and the Republic is making its final dying gasp as we speak.

---readmore---

Obi-Wan: you're lying.

Dooku: it doesn't matter if you believe me. What I'm curious about is if you believe in your student.

Obi-Wan: Anakin? What does he have to do with this?

Dooku: Palpatine plans to make him his apprentice. My replacement.

Obi-Wan: now I know you're lying. Anakin would never turn.

Dooku: don't be so sure my young friend. You know little of the pull of the Darkside, but I'm afraid your student has already touched the power it might give him.

Obi-Wan: you would say anything to save yourself.

Dooku: and you don't know me very well at all. It's a shame. Perhaps if we had met earlier you might have trusted me. Might have been able to see my true intentions. But you've cost me too much. You and the boy you trained.

Obi-Wan: your intentions. You started a war. Bombed civilians, worked with slavers! Your intentions are clear.

Dooku: the sith is Palpatine.

And Obi-Wan is stricken with emotion because it's so obvious now. So clear.

And Anakin thinks he's a friend. And Anakin has always been loyal to people, not ideals. Both a great strength and weakness.

They battle more. Dooku is injured but still a powerful duelist.

Dooku: you must join me. Or whether by my blade or Sidious' you will die.

Obi-Wan: ...

Dooku: or perhaps it won't be my blade, but Skywalker's.

Obi-Wan redoubled his efforts gritting his teeth.

Cut to Anakin, Mace and Sidious up to when Order 66 is called.

Obi-Wan is feeling the psychic backslashes of the death of all the Jedi. He falls to his knees. He's barely able to look up at Dooku as it rushes over in him in waves.

Dooku: it's started.

Dooku disarms Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan falls back next to one of his fallen soldiers blasters.

Dooku: I'll spare you having to feel the rest. (He raises his blade)

Obi-Wan picks up the blaster in desperation and there's the sound of a shot.

Dooku sinks down to his knees. His saber falls.

"Run." It's his final word. Perhaps he sees Qui-Gon when he looks at his grandpadawan, or maybe he views Obi-Wan as his only chance for revenge against Sidious. He falls forward and you realize he was shot in the back by the approaching clone troopers. Did he take the shot on purpose to shield Obi-Wan? It's not clear. Obi-Wan's only option is to run.

[maya-the-surreal-soldier]

Oh to be a gay ahh jedi knight, and going on advantures with your gay lil lover

I unapologeticly love Dooku x Sifo i love me some tragic gays!

[skeletons-eat]

Y'all depression is depressioning

[prequelsnet]

@prequelsnet prequels appreciation week: day 5 — found family

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[galactic-rhea]

probably the only instance ever anakin dares to talk back; as a kid dfsdfdfdsg

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[redstuffs-ig]

Quick tip for Star Wars modern au writers! If you're not sure how to use him in your story, write Grievous as Dooku's weird pet gecko for which Obi-Wan holds an immeasurable amount of contempt. Anakin just thought he'd be bigger.

[lualuadraw]

evil grandpa takes obi-wan off melida/daan

[riachuelowii]

[saphronethaleph]

Soresu Negotiations

“Get help,” Palpatine said. “You’re no match for him. He’s a Sith Lord.”

Obi-Wan turned to look at the Chancellor. “...yes?” he said. “But he’s also something else – something I’m surprised you’ve forgotten.”

“What?” Palpatine asked.

“A politician,” Obi-Wan replied, turning back to Dooku.

Anakin groaned, then sat down.

“Here we go,” he said.

Palpatine blinked, looking from Anakin to Obi-Wan.

“...what do you mean, Anakin?” he asked.

“This happens sometimes,” Anakin replied. “How do you think he got his nickname?”

“Count,” Obi-Wan said, at about the same time. “It’s occurred to me that I never actually found out what the Confederacy wants.”

“Isn’t it a little late for this?” Dooku asked. “We have been at war for several years.”

“True,” Obi-Wan conceded, readily. “The war having started on Geonosis, because of tracing back your clone army which we… appear to have appropriated, mostly because you did it in our name. But that’s how the war started – not your objectives.”

Dooku was silent for a moment.

“I assume some semblance of a point will be emerging,” he said, eventually. “If you could be so kind as to provide it?”

“Wars begin for all sorts of reasons,” Obi-Wan replied. “But how they end… they end because a mutual settlement has been reached. And it’s occurred to me that I don’t know what you’d want out of a victory.”

He spread his hand, the one not holding the – unlit – saber. “It’s not the conquest of the Republic, I can tell that much. If the CIS annexed the Republic, what you’d have would still be the Republic, just under a different name… it’s not the Republic without the corruption that’s been causing it problems, because most of the corruption in the Republic was – was – the big industrial concerns like the Techno Union, Commerce Guild, Trade Federation. But you seem to have taken all of those off our hands, and they provide essentially your entire military so I don’t think anyone else could honestly believe that either.”

“I wouldn’t expect a Jedi to understand,” Dooku replied. “The Confederacy’s member systems have concerns relating to over-centralization.”

Obi-Wan stared at him for a long moment.

“...no they don’t,” he said.

“I hardly think you can have earned your reputation as a negotiator, Kenobi, if you are so willing to be insulting,” Dooku said, archly.

“That’s not what I mean,” Obi-Wan replied. “I mean… yes, now the Republic has an army, though really it’s actually the Jedi’s army and we’re simply letting them borrow it, but four years ago the Galactic Republic was proverbially incapable of doing anything. It took emergency powers for the Chancellor to get the Republic to authorize having any kind of military whatsoever – and the only one available was the one you ordered. That’s not over-centralization.”

He drummed his fingers on his ‘saber. “And I note that I overheard Nute Gunray insisting on the head of Senator Amidala – literally, in those words – as his price for signing a treaty. But I still haven’t heard an actual answer. What does the Galaxy look like if the Confederacy wins?”

Dooku frowned, and after about three seconds Obi-Wan glanced at the Chancellor.

“Didn’t you discuss this at any point, your excellency?” he asked. “Count Dooku doesn’t seem to have thought about this.”

Palpatine blinked.

“...he’s a Sith Lord,” he repeated. “Shouldn’t you be fighting him?”

“It’s called diplomacy, Chancellor,” Obi-Wan replied, before returning his attention to Dooku. “Grandmaster, are you seriously telling me that you never thought about what you would do if you won?”

Anakin checked his comlink, for the time, then the ship trembled slightly.

“Artoo?” he asked. “Can you tell those ships outside to stop shooting at us and give us a wide berth? This could take hours and I don’t want to find out if my name’s literal.”

“Hours?” Palpatine repeated.

“He’s rolling,” Anakin replied, rolling his eyes. “Like I say, I’m used to this.”

He rummaged in a pocket of his robes, taking out a miniature toolkit, and began disassembling his lightsaber. “I’m pretty sure I can retune these crystals to give two stable configurations which it’ll snap between, that should give me a length toggle instead of a single adjustable length…”

“Are you taking your lightsaber apart?” Palpatine hissed. “What if you need to fight?”

“It’s okay, Chancellor, I’ll get about five minutes’ warning if the negotiations are going downhill,” Anakin replied. “That should be time to put it back together again…”

Palpatine looked up to Obi-Wan, who – sure enough – was still going.

“...of course, a separate but related issue is what it’s going to be like afterwards,” Obi-Wan said. “In principle the Republic and the Jedi Order could probably accept the existence of Sith so long as we actually knew who they were and they weren’t trying to destroy us. It’s the fact that the first Sith we met in a thousand years tried to run Anakin over and cut Qui-Gon’s head off as an opening move that’s soured us towards them a bit… but are you really going to be content as someone whose whole job is to die for Sidious?”

Dooku stared at Obi-Wan, baffled, then glanced at Palpatine and Anakin.

“What do you mean?” he asked, forcing his gaze back to Obi-Wan.

“Sidious is your Master, we know that much,” Obi-Wan replied. “Partly because you told me yourself. But has he ever put himself in danger? Or has it all been you dealing with Jedi like myself and my apprentice? Putting yourself out there, in danger, while you do exactly what he says?”

He smiled slightly. “A Jedi would accept that, but you’re a Sith – you’ve said so yourself. Sith are self-interested. What do you think your new master is getting out of the situation? Because if you don’t know, it’s got to be something and it’s probably something he doesn’t want to tell you.”

“My master is quite willing to put himself in danger,” Dooku said, then clamped his lips shut at a frantic mouthed shut up from Palpatine.

“Real or feigned?” Obi-Wan asked. “Do you think he wouldn’t manipulate you? He’s been doing it to everyone else – you’ve said it.”

Dooku’s brow furrowed.

“But we’re getting off topic,” Obi-Wan said, turning to look at Palpatine. “Chancellor, what about this as a starting point? Your emergency powers were granted to resolve the crisis, and I’m sure you want to abandon them as soon as possible… so why not take away the whole reason why the individual systems in the Confederacy had problems with the Republic to begin with? Freely allow the departure of any system which wishes to do so, under the emergency powers legislation; enact a progressive tax, one which hits the Core worlds harder owing to their greater ability to pay, to sustain a carrier based navy able to hunt pirates more effectively than conduct occupations or orbital bombardment, and have the navy established on a sector-federal two-level model?”

Palpatine stared at Obi-Wan for at least ten seconds.

“...he’s a Sith Lord,” he said, yet again.

“Oh, shut up,” Dooku replied. “You’re a Sith Lord and I don’t see you doing anything constructive.”

Obi-Wan glanced at Palpatine.

“...you know,” he began. “I’m quite sure you’d need to note that on your financial disclosure forms, your Excellency.”

He turned sideways, so he could see both Dooku and Palpatine at the same time. “What was the point of this whole abduction, anyway?”

“As it happens, I was supposed to kill you,” Dooku said. “It’s the only way to turn Anakin to the Dark Side, if you’re out of the way.”

“Huh?” Anakin asked. “Is something up? I’ve almost got the crystals realigned.”

“This plan looked a lot better this morning,” Palpatine muttered.

[stealingpotatoes]

Imagine ghost Dooku's reaction to literally all of Rebels! And/or to each of your AU’s!

you guys come up with some random-ass ideas but i love it lets run with it

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[whitejays-galaxy]

That one episode in TCW

[mandhos]

perdon por la falta Sabine...

[red-raven-reading]

What is it about Obi-Wan Kenobi that makes everyone think: 'I've got to choke this b*tch.' ???

[faint-taste-of-almonds]

yes there's a lot of things to criticize about Star Wars but one thing i will always love it for is being so unabashedly tragic

i'm sure it's been said before, but one of the main things i think powers the SW fandom (fics in particular) is the (in)evitability of it all

time travel fix-its are one of the most popular sub-categories of fics that i've seen (for the prequels at least) but i see it much more rarely in other fandoms. i know each fandom has their own niches that they dig into but star wars fic writers took one look at this decades long story of people who were doomed from the start and said 'not in my house bitch'

and i'm never tired of it, because there's so many places where just one different action could have changed the story entirely, but didn't

was it over the moment Palpatine succeeded in feeding Anakin's fears and his distrust toward the Jedi? the moment the Sith gained control of the senate? what about when the war started, when the Jedi were made generals of men designed to be their executioners? what about when Dooku left the order? when Qui-Gon Jinn died, leaving barely-knighted Obi Wan Kenobi to raise a child he had no idea how to care for? when the Jedi massacred the Mandalorians at Galidraan, leaving Jango Fett primed (hah) for revenge? when Palpatine, and thus the Sith, first gained influence? when the Jedi were tied to the Republic, all the way back at the Ruusan Reformation?

there are so many little moments that turn into this huge web of cause and effect when you take a step back. and in canon, these characters are dooming themselves while we watch, but what reason do they have to do anything different? they don't know they're in a tragedy - its dramatic irony at its goddamn finest

but there's this thing about decisions: for it to be a choice, there has to be another option. and our heroes make their mistakes because that's what they do, while we aren't privy to that other option, leaving that little what-if. it's a favorite human pastime, to think about what might have been.

we start at episode 4, though, fourty or so years after what you could arguably call the start, and find ourselves watching the dominoes fall in place throughout 1, 2, and 3.

and we can hate the choices, hate the tragedy, hate what happened to our beloved characters, but we knew. we had the luxury of knowing.

it's a love story, it's political intrique, it's sci-fi at its finest, and they were dead from the start.

[m00ntunaart]

Even as padawan Obi-Wan knew Grandpa Dooku was stinky.

(I know canonically Dooku and Obi-Wan didn’t meet until Attack of The Clones, but screw the canon timeline. I want gremlin padawan Obi-Wan and grumpy rat-bastard Master Dooku to meet).