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Quick tip for Star Wars modern au writers! If you're not sure how to use him in your story, write Grievous as Dooku's weird pet gecko for which Obi-Wan holds an immeasurable amount of contempt. Anakin just thought he'd be bigger.
#tcw modern au#star wars#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#count dooku#general grievous#modern au#star wars modern au#star wars meme#this was a shitpost#inspired by someone's take on Grievous being an angry pug
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haikavethamtober day 1: keys aka the legendary artefacts, the beginning of the neverending "we're living together" flexing
#alhaitham#kaveh#lumine#paimon#genshin impact#haikaveh#hkvhthmtober24#this october challenge is mainly twitter but as usual i crosspost here for archives and better viewing purpose#the audience? me ofc#icb i'm becoming event-exclusive snack provider for my otp#but it do be like that#as usual i won't post everyday#this was a shitpost#png
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Oh God. They found it.
@garpen
Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.
#dcu#dc#dc characters#dc comics#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#duke thomas#damien wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#justice league#batfam headcanons#batfamily#bat fam#batfam shenanigans#this was a shitpost#this was not meant to blow up
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the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
#neurodiverse stuff#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#shitpost#autism#asd#autistic#autistic things#actually autistic#audhd#adhd#adhd fr#adhd core#attention deficit hyperactivity disorder#severe adhd
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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#meme#memes#comedy#humor#funny#lol#shitpost#tiktok#animals#animal#animal video#alligator#crocodile#alligators#crocodiles#animal videos#zoo
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are you five nights at fucking kidding me
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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
#us politics#tiktok#tiktok ban#not a shitpost#we will look back through the lens of history on how very first thing he did when returning to power#was to seize control of the public's ability to communicate and organize#and it won't be 'lol tiktok'. it won't be funny. it won't be funny at all
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys
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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
#creative writing#shitpost#sorry just wrote a third piece with the same underlying idea/premise#which i didn't do on purpose#and now i'm like. well fuck. what's this mean about me?#now i gotta do some self reflection about that
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