#this was a shitpost

[redstuffs-ig]

Quick tip for Star Wars modern au writers! If you're not sure how to use him in your story, write Grievous as Dooku's weird pet gecko for which Obi-Wan holds an immeasurable amount of contempt. Anakin just thought he'd be bigger.

[azaracyy]

haikavethamtober day 1: keys aka the legendary artefacts, the beginning of the neverending "we're living together" flexing

[kkatastrophic]

My Whole Chronological 2022 OC Lore

I was thinking "I've drawn random characters but I've never made an oc... why is that" AND THEN I REMEMBERED I GOT A JOURNAL IN YEAR SIX THAT IS FILLED WITH OC LORE BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT OC LORE WAS?!?!?

Like omfg-

Like each planet represents different emotions and characteristics (e.g saturn = love mars = war etc etc)

It has poems and stuff too because why not.

It has angst for planets???? It has another galaxy outside of the Milkyway called the Mystical?

THERE'S A PRINCESS CALLED PRINCESS MIST WHO HAS A FAT ASS CAT THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVED DRAWING!!!

Like her parents were slaughtered by a "Red Moon Demon" or smth? Idk??? I didn't even know I was writing lore I was just creative.

There are a few other characters too.

Liora -> Battle demon who guards mist, she moved to the moon after Mists parents died. She couldn't deal with the guilt that she was supposed to protect them.

Faceless -> Faceless is a neglected demon who attempted to invade the Dark Side of the Moon. (Idk why but 12 y/o me spelled "Invad" instead of invade-) he shot an arrow into Liora's head, but Mists mother had made her immortal so it had no affect.

Crisp -> A royal guardian of mist? She is a half demon who has fire powers. Crisp came from Mercury like most demons, but swears her allegiance to the Mystical Galaxy.

Eye -> Eye is a royal guardian who watches each planet in the Mystical. He's a Guardian of Goodness? Idk what that is but 12y/o me did-

Saturn has a Love Tester for some reason and I decided to make Crisp and Mist lovers but closeted for some reason. This whole OC lore kind of revolves around their romance from what I can remember.

Apparently Mist visits the Milky way and other planets every blue moon. (Plot Holes: If she's the ruler of another galaxy how do people know her? Isn't it dangerous to go to Mercury if demons are there? How does she see the blue moon if she's not in the Milky-Way?)

Then I drew a bunch of random cats as variations of pets people had. King-Fat-Cat was Mists cat btw.

Stardust is used for currency on Saturn and Venus. It can also put out fires faster than water does (just throw it on the demons???) it can also be used as bait for catching starfish. Not literal starfish like we know, but like... fish that glow and swim in the galaxy.

And I also made an Ariana Grande OC???? HELP- I named her Intergalactic Ariana and made her an alien that performs pop music. She's a descendant of Ariana Grande apparently? I also randomly stopped the OC lore to say that I had double booked on something?

Idrk what that was but anyway....

Then Mist and her castle are under attack and something is changing everybodies pupils to X's like that one gacha eye thing. And then Mist almost gets like infected with the Gacha Eye Virus and Crisp kisses her? I dunno why? Consent doesn't matter? Anyway, they have like no chemistry whatsoever but idrk I was bored when writing it.

Back on the moon Liora notices her brother Faceless is trying to attack her for some reason, his eyes have an X on them and he tries to kill her. I'm pretty sure Liora wouldn't feel guilty about killing her demon brother who tried to shoot an arrow in her head, but she did and she cried for some reason.

And there are things called Peace Lilys that can bring somebody back to life but only bloom once ever blue moon.

Back at the palace Mist is confused and doesn't realise Crisp kissed her. They move on too quickly from that, and somehow Crisp has a shotgun. I don't know if it works like this, (it doesn't but I was 12 so it was plausible) but Crisp shoots a guard in the wrong position and it deflects from his armour right into her forehead, so she like shoots herself somehow.

I time-skipped to the moon where Crisp somehow awoke, Liora used the Peace Lily on Crisp instead of Faceless, (but if it was a blue moon, Mist was supposed to be visiting other planets? Why was she in her palace in the first place-)

Then some Queen came and was the one who took over the galaxy? I didn't write this lore down because it was too long but wtv.

So Queen Seraphine killed Liora in a short-ass battle. Then Crisp stabs Queen Seraphine and realises "oh shoot if I kill somebody from the royal family the area they're in blows up" I don't know how this works, or how Liora is even alive since this was what happened to Princess Mists parents during a battle.

There's like a timer or something and Crisp tells the Princess about the kiss when she had the gacha eye virus and then they kiss again not realising the urgency of "Oh shit we about to blow up on the moon" then some flying debris hits Mist in the head and she's unconscious. She was out for a week and they had set up a tent somewhere I don't know why the others didn't go off to save the world, but I think I implied in the lore that killing Queen Seraphina got rid of the X-Eye-Gacha curse.

They go back to the palace and all the residents of planets cheer for Mist even though she did nothing, everybody is happy and then it ends. I added extra lore on the end for some reason... This is it word for word...

Music that inspired this journal: (28/2/22)

Pages 1 - 20: Washing Machine Heart - Mitski

Pages 20 - 40: Princess Castle - Jazmin Bean

Pages 40 - 60: Space Song - Beach House

Pages 60 - 80: Bang Bang Bang Bang - Sohodolls

Pages 80 - current: Freakshow - Pukinloveee

... NAHHHH I cringed so hard reading all 'at.

Then I end with some random quote from Pinterest and that's all the pages in the journal.

Uh that's a lot of plot-holes but I needed to write all this down because my first OC lore was terrible...... reblog with your oc lore if you really want-

[adhara2034]

Oh God. They found it.

@garpen

Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.

[creelarke]

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[senorbouquet]

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[botanyshitposts]

so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

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[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[creelarke]

“How’s life?”

Me: