#Disaster Lineage
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Yoda: *eats frogs*
Anakin: *casually slurps live bugs*
Ahsoka: *catches prey with her teeth*
Quigon: *liable to munch on random leaves and flowers*
Obi-wan: So uncivilized... *unflinching at the taste of Mando food that is so blisteringly spicy it makes most people cry*
Dooku: *stares in horror while his 500 credit tea grows cold*
#star wars#disaster family#disaster lineage#yoda#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#qui gon jinn#obi wan kenobi#count dooku
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
#source: tumblr#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith#star wars episode ii: attack of the clones#star wars episode i: the phantom menace#ahsoka tano#disaster lineage#star wars: the clone wars#the clone wars#star wars prequels#incorrect clone wars quotes#clone wars incorrect quotes
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I think it’s about time to stop excluding Yoda when talking about the disaster lineage. Any time someone makes arts or posts about them, Yoda is never there. Like yes we all know how the lineage goes, Ashoka’s master was Anakin, and Anakin’s was Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan’s was Qui-Gon, and Qui-Gon’s was Dooku, but who trained the moronic bloodthirsty diva? Fucking Yoda. The gremlin grandpa shouldn’t get a pass from the responsibility of single handedly sparking the absolute chaos that is the disaster lineage. If anything, he’d like being credited for the mess
#firm believer that the prequels should have kept Yoda as unhinged as he was in the og trilogy#have him go ‘hehehehehehe’ in the middle of a council meeting. then have him show the younglings how to do a proper cartwheel#Star Wars#Yoda#disaster lineage#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#obiwan kenobi#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#count dooku#master Yoda
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Clone Wars AU where Anakin and Ahsoka think Obi-Wan and Satine have a secret relationship going on, and they’d never bring it up with him, but they’re the biggest fangirls ever. The first time Ahsoka meets Korkie she nearly has a heart attack, and then immediately calls Anakin like “Skyguy you’re not going to believe who I just met.” He’s a little hurt that Obi-Wan never told him he has a child, but he lets it go because, to be fair, he never told him he was married. (Obi-Wan has no idea Korkie exists, and although he and Satine are still very much in love with each other, they are not having an affair.) At some point, Obi-Wan decides to try and bring up Anakin’s relationship with Padmè (because there’s no way he didn’t know) and Anakin responds with “Oh you want to talk about secret relationship? Well I know about you and Satine,” and Obi-Wan is like “My relationship with Satine is (currently) strictly professional,” to which Anakin, thinking he’s about to play his trump card, says “Don’t try and deny it. I’ve met your son.” At first it doesn’t even register with Obi-Wan. He just says, “Anakin, I’m not denying anything— I’m sorry, did you just say you’ve met my son?!” And Anakin, still thinking he’s won, says “Yeah I did. He looks exactly like you by the way. I have no idea how you were planning on hiding him.” Obi-Wan, who is crashing out, grills Anakin for every detail, while Anakin slowly starts to realize that he might have miscalculated slightly. He then fucks off to Mandalore, for what is likely to be a very awkward conversation with Satine, and Anakin goes to find Ahsoka to tell her, “Snips? We might’ve fucked up.”
#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#ashoka tano#obi wan x satine#obitine#satine kryze#duchess satine#korkie kryze#star wars#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#the clone wars#tcw#sw tcw#disaster lineage#ahsoka tano
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Obi-wan: You, lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Anakin: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything that you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Obi-wan: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING AHSOKA WITH ME!
Rex, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
#Cody: put it back down vod ika#i wanna see skywalker get hit#rex: CODY NO#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#jedi#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#commander cody#captain rex#codywan#cc 2224#ct 7567#disaster lineage
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Just another day in the life with the disaster trio.
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#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.
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the way anakin drags ahsoka to the council meeting at the end of rising malevolence so they both get grounded is peak sibling core
however, the thing that rlly makes it for me is artoo deciding to come along as well. bro is like "no one is making me come but i heard the word 'trouble' and i will find a way to get into it <3"
#star wars#sw tcw#stars yaps#r2d2#disaster lineage#chaos lineage#star wars the clone wars#anakin and ahsoka
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…meanwhile it’s something Anakin can fix in like 5 minutes
#my art#anakin skywaker#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#disaster lineage#star wars fanart#star wars comics#star wars the clone wars#star wars tcw#star wars#when you and your padawan’s padawan are in trouble with your padawan#I need to do more silly little comics 🥲#comics
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#tfw your padawan has sharp teeth and obi wan wont help you get her off#hes so tired of her shit already#ahsoka#star wars#star wars the clone wars#sw tcw#sw tcw fanart#the clone wars#clone wars#anakin#star wars anakin#anakin skywalker#clone wars fanart#clone wars memes#ahsoka tano#disaster lineage#padawan#star wars prequels#star wars art#togruta are predators pass it on#togruta#my art#snawleyys art
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family photo
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Pretty sure this is the plot of The Clone Wars
#star wars#the clone wars#disaster lineage#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#rex and cody were gonna be here but they’re busy actually fighting the war
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hc that the reason Mace Windu was scowling at everyone but particularly at Anakin so much between the Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith wasn’t that he was upset or that he disapproved or whatever, but that he has major RBF. This is a consequence of being able to see shatterpoints in the Force but not knowing what those shatterpoints are connected to.
It’s easy when you’re fighting someone. Mace is playing the video game of life with the training module permanently enabled. Hit the bright spots with your lightsaber and you win the fight. Simple.
But now he’s involved in politics and management and government and he’s on the Council and there isn’t an active threat at the moment but people are still glowing. Mace is pretty sure he isn’t supposed to fight all these people but that only marginally narrows it down. Should he talk to them? Help them? Teach them? Give them space? Send them on a retreat? He doesn’t fucking know.
He also doesn’t know why he should do these things. These are shatterpoints, but for what? What are they involved in that matters so much to the Force? Eventually, everyone has a glow of some sort, because the Force connects all living things and everyone makes a difference in someone’s life. At least, that’s the conclusion he comes to.
Mace has been side-eying the Disaster Lineage for generations because they’ve always had stronger shatterpoints for as long as he can remember but he cannot for the life of him figure it out until it’s too late.
First it was Yoda. Yeah, that’s understandable. This 800+ year old frog is probably involved in who knows what, maybe just stay out of that one when possible. Then again, Mace thinks, if he’s got that much going on, why is he trying to lead the Order? Shouldn’t he be taking care of whatever it is he’s so important to? He doesn’t even like the administrative side of the Council.
Dooku is one of Mace’s biggest regrets. When he left the Order after Qui-Gon’s death, Mace thought maybe this was the lynchpin to figuring out those shatterpoints, and maybe Dooku’s journey would lead him outside the Order. He was one of the people who kept in touch with Dooku after he left, right up until he became a Separatist. That day on Geonosis was a mindfuck in many ways to many people, but in THAT way to Mace specifically.
Qui-Gon was the first person to tip off Mace to the fact that this lineage was particularly important and increasingly so. One bright shatterpoint in a lineage was significant. Two was rare. Three was unsettling. Not only that, but each apprentice had been brighter than the last. Qui-Gon had never glowed so brightly as he did right before he left for Naboo and never returned. It was at this point that Mace started feeling uneasy around the Disaster Lineage. Not because he didn’t like them, he loved them dearly, but their bright shatterpoints was starting to be a consistently negative omen.
Obi-Wan continued the upward trend in brightness. At this point, Mace didn’t know whether to intervene in his and Qui-Gon’s relationship or step back. When Qui-Gon died, Obi-Wan’s shatterpoint grew stronger, and Mace made a point to keep close to the young Knight and to watch over him as he grew into a Master. He didn’t mean to take the young man so seriously, but he didn’t want a repeat of Dooku or Qui-Gon with this Jedi he had grown so fond of. If he accidentally intimidated Obi-Wan, it was only out of care and concern.
So of course, when Anakin walks up with the strongest shatterpoint Mace had ever seen at fucking NINE YEARS OLD, yeah, he was apprehensive at best. Again, not because he didn’t like Anakin. He was a kid who had grown up in slavery who was separated from their only parent, that would weigh on anyone. When Qui-Gon died, Mace feared for Anakin’s life. When Dooku became a Separatist, Mace feared for his fate. That prophecy was the last thing on his mind. For all Mace knew, it could apply to Anakin or it could apply to someone else, or it could be something completely obsolete. What he DID know was that these physical embodiments of shatterpoints were growing more worrisome by the generation.
Ahsoka was, thankfully, not so nearly as strong of a shatterpoint as her master and grandmaster. She was the first in her lineage to be so, and Mace hoped and prayed that she would fare better than those who came before her. Right up until her trial, of course, at which point she became a much stronger shatterpoint, almost rivaling Obi-Wan in brightness. He thought they were out of the woods when she was proven innocent (thank the Force Skywalker is a bit of a loose cannon) only for her to follow in Dooku’s footsteps and walk away into the sunset.
So yeah. By the time Revenge of the Sith comes around, this is how the Disaster Lineage stacks up: Yoda is even more reluctant to fulfill his administrative duties and is carrying the weight of the entire galaxy on his mind, Dooku has been outed as Darth Tyrannus and is now dead, Qui-Gon has been dead for over a decade, Obi-Wan is sporting grey hair at a whopping thirty-five years old, Anakin is rapidly losing mental and emotional stability, and Ahsoka left her entire support system behind. Mace can’t be in the same room as Anakin or Obi-Wan without being blinded by their shatterpoints, the war is at a critical point, and Mace has no fucking clue what he’s supposed to be doing anymore.
Cue Chancellor Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, who has successfully hidden HIS COLOSSAL MOTHERFUCKING shatterpoint from Mace this entire damn time. Anakin tells Mace that Palpatine is a Sith Lord, and he’s almost grateful. This must be why Anakin’s shatterpoint is so strong, he figured it out. Okay, you, massive shatterpoint, STAY PUT and let me handle this. I don’t want you to die and I don’t want you to go rogue. Please stay safe.
Once Anakin finally connects the dots, there’s no point in hiding it anymore, so once that fight starts in the office, Palpatine drops the shielding. Mace is back to the basics: hit the shatterpoints with your lightsaber. Not only does Palpatine have the only shatterpoint that has rivaled Anakin’s ever, but it might be the only reason Mace survives that fight.
Then here comes Anakin, bounding in when Mace SPECIFICALLY told him not to. He’s trying to kill one shatterpoint, trying to protect the other, and the Chosen One turns.
The entire reason he’s had RBF is that, without Palpatine’s shatterpoint to connect the dots, Mace has been trying to figure out what the deal is with this lineage for thirteen goddamn years and he doesn’t figure it out until Anakin’s already falling down the slope into Darkness.
#mace windu#mace windu appreciation#master windu#Star Wars#sw clone wars#revenge of the sith#sw rots#disaster lineage#shatterpoint
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found an old sketch
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some modern uni AU as a treat!
#digital art#fanart#star wars fanart#star wars#star wars prequels#disaster lineage#drew this on the train i was on for over 6h#and the man next to me was like a preacher? and he kept asking about my art#and then demanded i draw him#it was the worst#also sometimes i think im finally good at art and then i draw again and everything is ass again man#anyway. im literally going to a ewan mcgregor signing tomorrow nothing else matters#i will faint probably
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They’re singing Billy Joel
#Vienna specifically if anyone is wondering#lineage bonding time#star wars#clone wars#sw tcw#tcw#the clone wars#ahsoka tano#obi wan kenobi#disaster lineage
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