#Disaster Lineage
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prankprincess123 · 16 days ago
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Yoda: *eats frogs*
Anakin: *casually slurps live bugs*
Ahsoka: *catches prey with her teeth*
Quigon: *liable to munch on random leaves and flowers*
Obi-wan: So uncivilized... *unflinching at the taste of Mando food that is so blisteringly spicy it makes most people cry*
Dooku: *stares in horror while his 500 credit tea grows cold*
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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 2 years ago
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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padfoot-lupin77 · 2 months ago
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I think it’s about time to stop excluding Yoda when talking about the disaster lineage. Any time someone makes arts or posts about them, Yoda is never there. Like yes we all know how the lineage goes, Ashoka’s master was Anakin, and Anakin’s was Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan’s was Qui-Gon, and Qui-Gon’s was Dooku, but who trained the moronic bloodthirsty diva? Fucking Yoda. The gremlin grandpa shouldn’t get a pass from the responsibility of single handedly sparking the absolute chaos that is the disaster lineage. If anything, he’d like being credited for the mess
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sankta-wraith · 2 days ago
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Clone Wars AU where Anakin and Ahsoka think Obi-Wan and Satine have a secret relationship going on, and they’d never bring it up with him, but they’re the biggest fangirls ever. The first time Ahsoka meets Korkie she nearly has a heart attack, and then immediately calls Anakin like “Skyguy you’re not going to believe who I just met.” He’s a little hurt that Obi-Wan never told him he has a child, but he lets it go because, to be fair, he never told him he was married. (Obi-Wan has no idea Korkie exists, and although he and Satine are still very much in love with each other, they are not having an affair.) At some point, Obi-Wan decides to try and bring up Anakin’s relationship with Padmè (because there’s no way he didn’t know) and Anakin responds with “Oh you want to talk about secret relationship? Well I know about you and Satine,” and Obi-Wan is like “My relationship with Satine is (currently) strictly professional,” to which Anakin, thinking he’s about to play his trump card, says “Don’t try and deny it. I’ve met your son.” At first it doesn’t even register with Obi-Wan. He just says, “Anakin, I’m not denying anything— I’m sorry, did you just say you’ve met my son?!” And Anakin, still thinking he’s won, says “Yeah I did. He looks exactly like you by the way. I have no idea how you were planning on hiding him.” Obi-Wan, who is crashing out, grills Anakin for every detail, while Anakin slowly starts to realize that he might have miscalculated slightly. He then fucks off to Mandalore, for what is likely to be a very awkward conversation with Satine, and Anakin goes to find Ahsoka to tell her, “Snips? We might’ve fucked up.”
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the-senates-one-fear · 4 months ago
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Obi-wan: You, lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Anakin: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything that you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Obi-wan: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING AHSOKA WITH ME!
Rex, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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0-racle-0-f-hylia · 7 days ago
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Just another day in the life with the disaster trio.
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dameronswife · 1 month ago
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#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.
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seasunstarwars · 28 days ago
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the way anakin drags ahsoka to the council meeting at the end of rising malevolence so they both get grounded is peak sibling core
however, the thing that rlly makes it for me is artoo deciding to come along as well. bro is like "no one is making me come but i heard the word 'trouble' and i will find a way to get into it <3"
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human-rocket · 3 months ago
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…meanwhile it’s something Anakin can fix in like 5 minutes
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snawleyy · 1 year ago
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shukruut · 4 months ago
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family photo
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amorphousbl0b · 2 months ago
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Pretty sure this is the plot of The Clone Wars
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sparkplug02 · 2 months ago
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hc that the reason Mace Windu was scowling at everyone but particularly at Anakin so much between the Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith wasn’t that he was upset or that he disapproved or whatever, but that he has major RBF. This is a consequence of being able to see shatterpoints in the Force but not knowing what those shatterpoints are connected to.
It’s easy when you’re fighting someone. Mace is playing the video game of life with the training module permanently enabled. Hit the bright spots with your lightsaber and you win the fight. Simple.
But now he’s involved in politics and management and government and he’s on the Council and there isn’t an active threat at the moment but people are still glowing. Mace is pretty sure he isn’t supposed to fight all these people but that only marginally narrows it down. Should he talk to them? Help them? Teach them? Give them space? Send them on a retreat? He doesn’t fucking know.
He also doesn’t know why he should do these things. These are shatterpoints, but for what? What are they involved in that matters so much to the Force? Eventually, everyone has a glow of some sort, because the Force connects all living things and everyone makes a difference in someone’s life. At least, that’s the conclusion he comes to.
Mace has been side-eying the Disaster Lineage for generations because they’ve always had stronger shatterpoints for as long as he can remember but he cannot for the life of him figure it out until it’s too late.
First it was Yoda. Yeah, that’s understandable. This 800+ year old frog is probably involved in who knows what, maybe just stay out of that one when possible. Then again, Mace thinks, if he’s got that much going on, why is he trying to lead the Order? Shouldn’t he be taking care of whatever it is he’s so important to? He doesn’t even like the administrative side of the Council.
Dooku is one of Mace’s biggest regrets. When he left the Order after Qui-Gon’s death, Mace thought maybe this was the lynchpin to figuring out those shatterpoints, and maybe Dooku’s journey would lead him outside the Order. He was one of the people who kept in touch with Dooku after he left, right up until he became a Separatist. That day on Geonosis was a mindfuck in many ways to many people, but in THAT way to Mace specifically.
Qui-Gon was the first person to tip off Mace to the fact that this lineage was particularly important and increasingly so. One bright shatterpoint in a lineage was significant. Two was rare. Three was unsettling. Not only that, but each apprentice had been brighter than the last. Qui-Gon had never glowed so brightly as he did right before he left for Naboo and never returned. It was at this point that Mace started feeling uneasy around the Disaster Lineage. Not because he didn’t like them, he loved them dearly, but their bright shatterpoints was starting to be a consistently negative omen.
Obi-Wan continued the upward trend in brightness. At this point, Mace didn’t know whether to intervene in his and Qui-Gon’s relationship or step back. When Qui-Gon died, Obi-Wan’s shatterpoint grew stronger, and Mace made a point to keep close to the young Knight and to watch over him as he grew into a Master. He didn’t mean to take the young man so seriously, but he didn’t want a repeat of Dooku or Qui-Gon with this Jedi he had grown so fond of. If he accidentally intimidated Obi-Wan, it was only out of care and concern.
So of course, when Anakin walks up with the strongest shatterpoint Mace had ever seen at fucking NINE YEARS OLD, yeah, he was apprehensive at best. Again, not because he didn’t like Anakin. He was a kid who had grown up in slavery who was separated from their only parent, that would weigh on anyone. When Qui-Gon died, Mace feared for Anakin’s life. When Dooku became a Separatist, Mace feared for his fate. That prophecy was the last thing on his mind. For all Mace knew, it could apply to Anakin or it could apply to someone else, or it could be something completely obsolete. What he DID know was that these physical embodiments of shatterpoints were growing more worrisome by the generation.
Ahsoka was, thankfully, not so nearly as strong of a shatterpoint as her master and grandmaster. She was the first in her lineage to be so, and Mace hoped and prayed that she would fare better than those who came before her. Right up until her trial, of course, at which point she became a much stronger shatterpoint, almost rivaling Obi-Wan in brightness. He thought they were out of the woods when she was proven innocent (thank the Force Skywalker is a bit of a loose cannon) only for her to follow in Dooku’s footsteps and walk away into the sunset.
So yeah. By the time Revenge of the Sith comes around, this is how the Disaster Lineage stacks up: Yoda is even more reluctant to fulfill his administrative duties and is carrying the weight of the entire galaxy on his mind, Dooku has been outed as Darth Tyrannus and is now dead, Qui-Gon has been dead for over a decade, Obi-Wan is sporting grey hair at a whopping thirty-five years old, Anakin is rapidly losing mental and emotional stability, and Ahsoka left her entire support system behind. Mace can’t be in the same room as Anakin or Obi-Wan without being blinded by their shatterpoints, the war is at a critical point, and Mace has no fucking clue what he’s supposed to be doing anymore.
Cue Chancellor Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, who has successfully hidden HIS COLOSSAL MOTHERFUCKING shatterpoint from Mace this entire damn time. Anakin tells Mace that Palpatine is a Sith Lord, and he’s almost grateful. This must be why Anakin’s shatterpoint is so strong, he figured it out. Okay, you, massive shatterpoint, STAY PUT and let me handle this. I don’t want you to die and I don’t want you to go rogue. Please stay safe.
Once Anakin finally connects the dots, there’s no point in hiding it anymore, so once that fight starts in the office, Palpatine drops the shielding. Mace is back to the basics: hit the shatterpoints with your lightsaber. Not only does Palpatine have the only shatterpoint that has rivaled Anakin’s ever, but it might be the only reason Mace survives that fight.
Then here comes Anakin, bounding in when Mace SPECIFICALLY told him not to. He’s trying to kill one shatterpoint, trying to protect the other, and the Chosen One turns.
The entire reason he’s had RBF is that, without Palpatine’s shatterpoint to connect the dots, Mace has been trying to figure out what the deal is with this lineage for thirteen goddamn years and he doesn’t figure it out until Anakin’s already falling down the slope into Darkness.
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lualuadraw · 14 days ago
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found an old sketch
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supernowa-art · 1 month ago
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some modern uni AU as a treat!
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duo-ducks · 1 month ago
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They’re singing Billy Joel
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